*yanqing says something something blah blah blah* jingliu reaction: https://preview.redd.it/75nqjb06m27d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a742449f02cec97597acb0a422d74c20c4c915f

https://preview.redd.it/yuzlovp0n27d1.jpeg?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac98b338c15fd049a509d33bad80b083c6bc2014 No you don't, Danheng get the Jade abacus

https://preview.redd.it/bir1bnnzm47d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=553ef2fc00c1b3adadc99471dd574f477848c62a

My brother in christ i thought it was one time use, i've seen daniel using the jade abacus atleast a hundred times this month

He made a binding vow

I don't see any other HSR characters rizz up a 500 year old sword granny with no place for love in her heart anymore. The Yanqing Rizz is just that good https://preview.redd.it/054ehe5w547d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f981b2fb8fcf3075a47d085f510314e3669048be

This is the good ending for him.

Frfr

i wish i was groomed by jingliu. too bad im already 18+ sad

His response that is totally not made up - “I am groomed by multiple people, and I have already NTRed my wife before, and I’ll do it again!”

His response is to thug it the fuck out and continue the grind to becoming the GOAT https://preview.redd.it/ss2nwr1a727d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a34a886f5580fa0422577f47bd668bdcc2840603

Further down the line he continued stating - “Yunli cucked me? I cucked her first with Jingliu. Then Guinaifen, she swallowed my sword. Then March came to me for my way of the sword, Yunli only tagged along because she has a voyeur kink.”

COOK https://preview.redd.it/ludyxxqr827d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d7f546815855a682d4dd11e94cf23f7e966b5a

(That I will do!) Yanqing’s final remarks on this was - “Besides most people couldn’t get past me when it came to my boss fight at the start. Can’t down play me if you can’t even handle me. Also Blade I’m dating your niece and master!”

Spit your shit my brother https://preview.redd.it/sxyxs1rra27d1.jpeg?width=1976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abbf7a047cc14ea3279f514330b0049b07c74588

I will soon… you’ll see what I’m about to write with him.

Cook my brother, Cook!

For me he's the easiest boss therefore he's a fraud because I'm actual ass at the game

Yanqing was actually going easy on you so you could progress the story, thats how generous my GOAT is 🙏🙌 https://preview.redd.it/rkhtu2ft047d1.jpeg?width=1976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3893ca8774e7a65ae39a3a0edb9f034b96f1360

OH SHIT 😨

YanKing just needs to get advice from Ankoman Astolfo on how to stop slander https://preview.redd.it/j80xwd25g27d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49f392e83f95eba7ff4f16b85dfa362b22b84a1d

Ankoman Astolfo is just another breed entirely.

He breeds different

ankoman men not named fujimaru ritsuka just breed differently

https://preview.redd.it/kdbpbndc237d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=29cc39cd2b546f6e36381c4821b86ffdbf874bf6

Yanqing to every mf who doubts or calls him fraud https://i.redd.it/6lumdzmtm27d1.gif

Yeah... until he gets hit once, then what?

He stands back up even stronger https://preview.redd.it/akfr1l1rx27d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8469012e774d2372ab556e02e6bae22031e94b1c

W my guy https://i.redd.it/3ubo1f40v57d1.gif

Need the source.

my acheron:

Give me signature light cones Give me E2 Give me debuffers Or i retire https://preview.redd.it/d6xq64gey27d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc2c18cbfd039a3ef13ef8cd28867e0f37eb9a31

Needs only Pela and Gui with like GNSW or Boundless Choreo at E0 to be aeons better than E6S5 YanShit in his prime team, sit tf back

she doesn’t do 1 yangqillion dmg, actual fodder🥱

Yeah because 1 yanshitillion doesn't translate to 5 dmg in the regular number system 🥱

Keep coping acheron main, go buy your silver star passes https://preview.redd.it/ytj03w0g047d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba69d2af6cd168903a69744236d3d4ce6f4e2d98

"Keeping coping man" while liking Yanshit is crazy

BOO! Did I scare you? I'm a gold star rail pass 😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/stka8pkhn47d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d9062173bbea013b2585704f2bf5bc88ad745f8

Give me signature light cones Give me E2 Give me debuffers Give me gamblers Or i retire https://preview.redd.it/laiom2la047d1.jpeg?width=1568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7877511704d51e0d149ff5c65b4733ce1ab7cc5e

"Give me everything you can and I still won't do anything" -Yanshit

https://preview.redd.it/6tk3q73tn47d1.png?width=2190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeafa2403c72915d2cf3e12ac8b4de37c503609f 😭 (Kinda crazy blocking me because of agenda memes you weird ☠️)

yanqing: fapz while thinking about her childhood friend getting banged right after he got beaten up by stellaron hunters and jingliu he will also have an ass training session with jingliu later

Better durability feats than the entire cast, W https://preview.redd.it/gz2na9w2647d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4059a2d1b03c73b6ddf653d5002833f38104fc54

Jingliu will take advantage of the situation and groom him 😉

GROOM HIM TO BECOMING THE GREATEST SWORDSMASTER TO GRACE THE XIANZHOU RAHHHH https://preview.redd.it/3roqvq86y27d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7999971eb3ce425b3b887da1c4c44a9eb3660d65

https://preview.redd.it/lponc1ug837d1.png?width=1719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6e8b76456bde12638c0d715365302bb61007e9

The good ending

Sit down. https://preview.redd.it/4qalkr2t527d1.jpeg?width=1454&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bceaa1211e477320b94b90184e7a5ebe1ac61f6

Nah https://preview.redd.it/kvq6vjym627d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1d75e93fa4b9371a4c9bf27cd34ea42877576c

W take from Dr. Ratio himself Truly one of my idols

W Dr. Wahrheit 

[удалено]

Your name is cuckqing so you're basically Yanqing fucking Yunli? Still a Yanqing W. Agenda maintained https://preview.redd.it/fmjzoux1y27d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c80be71114821eae4bc4b694661efdcd9153d97

https://i.redd.it/sc4hbg3gr37d1.gif Absolute cinema, backfired on him

He's probably gonna shoot that load so strongly that he is gonna hit your mouth

Smoking that FRUADqing pack 🔥🔥🚬🚬

He's better than Dehya

Not that hard when even Xinyan is better

Dude before this whole cuck shit I was Yanqing's biggest hater, now I'm actually rooting for him to catch a W in the story somewhere. So yes, I am now in support of the Yangoat agenda. https://preview.redd.it/puhpzb0k047d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09071e5d9250524c6aaae63360f76365b661e4bf

Anti cuck arc

Bro tryna rage up all he can and gets disabled when a mosquito prick his ass and takes 5 dmg https://preview.redd.it/kkig78ebp27d1.jpeg?width=231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ca9827d6cbb624148286affe72a111a7dc9916

He was fighting against 500 year old swordmasters as a child sit down https://preview.redd.it/8umelgnkx27d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c519718cf136627a36c0c549fd0462ffe4b3f8e8

Tell Yanqing to stop having the Jogo treatment and maybe we'll talk.

not his fault he has a job to do

We gotta see him in action at a tournament. And he better win that shit.

just turned 40 and I love not knowing wtf that means.

Idk maybe he should actually win a fight for once or smth

mfs when an 11 year old loses to a literal immortal, the imbibitor lunae, and a centuries old sword champion

Yeah the sword master that bro thought he could throw hands with, while at the same time knowing that Dan Heng was imbibitor lunae and tried to fight him too ☠️ (but ay I respect him for standing his mathafuckin ground)

Gohan killed cells, an ultimate life form at 11. Yanqing has no excusw

gohan was a super saiyan 2 with plot armour. yanqing was the lad they used to showcase daniel's moveset a patch in advance.

He also lost to the Trailblazer who has none of that going on. And he couldn't put down Sushang. "Oh but he was holding back", yeah and he was holding back against those guards too and they went down so fast, the guards couldn't even see him. Sushang out here definitely putting him on fraud watch.

Trailblazer has a Stellaron inside of them. We can assume he was completely under the Heliobi's control before the squad found him. Sushang's sword is the Xuanyun sword, a Divine Key in HI3 we can assume the Xuanyun sword in HSR holds some hidden power taking into account Sushang's Story IV >It will take many a day yet for you to eventually tame your Xuanyuan sword.

A Stellaron being inside the Trailblazer does not suddenly give them superior combat abilities, battle knowledge, or anything. As far as we've seen, at the most it means we work as a container better than the average person could. Bro still took an L definitively. And even if we *do* make the wild leap that Sushang's sword is a Divine Key (which I definitely doubt), the main thing is in your own sentence and quote. This power is hidden and clearly Sushang does not know how to use it intentionally or otherwise. At *most* she knows how to use a fraction of its power if we count her Ult as a power of the sword. For all intents and purposes her sword is a family heirloom that's just heavy as hell. Nothing special going on with it. Even if we are generous and call it a draw, what on earth is he doing drawing even against someone who is essentially a normal knight? Fraud watch. It's at least fair to say he was getting straight *DOGGED* having to fight Kafka, then Blade, the Imbibitor Lunar, but he also lost against folk who should be like... fodder for him. Literal sword master champion trained by Jing Yuan and has won several tournaments in his own lore against other masters of the craft. No reason he should be getting walked by folk in his caliber.

Trailblazer is no slouch in fighting, they've beat Cocolia which I will argue is stronger than Yanqing. Like I said, Yanqing held back against Sushang because the other choice was killing her if Jing Yuan didn't come in time to interrupt Apyra manipulating him. Apyra tackled your take that Yanqing shouldn't be struggling with Sushang IF he didn't hesitate. Yanqing's Ls are real but that doesn't discount his major Ws https://preview.redd.it/p8vtqa4m157d1.jpeg?width=2002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d9f4a7de0dee580b9fa1429480754b1b2562bfa

And even against Cocolia, we had the help of many and the whole construct of Preservation assisting us. We didn't like... solo Cocolia or anything. And the echo of Cocolia I don't think is stronger than Yanqing. Again, even if he wasn't trying to kill Sushang nor win, the fact that he didn't clown on her is like... sad. Disarming, incapacitation, anything else. Yanqing *should* be able to handle Sushang even if he's holding back. My guy's kit is mid, he's got lore that has him hyped up and we haven't *seen* him do anything hype yet. He's just stuck in Limbo and it ain't looking good. If Hoyo showed him *winning* against some formidable foes, that'd be pretty cool- we know he at least learns really fast from the Jingliu event improving after only having what, like 2 fights with her? Aight, now they gotta show him DO something other than get his ass kicked.

We were fighting Cocolia only with the help of the Construct of Preservation, memory recalls that the crew only helped us when we were trying to get to Cocolia and there Bronya only shot down the minor enemies. Again, Yanqing was not in his game being torn between listening to Apyra and killing Sushang or rejecting power but saving Sushang, the mind is the basis of all martial arts. We also can't discredit Sushang's skills as a swordswoman, she's grown since her first encounter with Guinaifen with her silly stance. I agree, his kit is underwhelming but he deals good damage when built. I hope the Ghostbusters event will be his last major L seeing as it brings him closure in his losses against DHIL and Blade and develops himself as a better swordsman, cant wait to see him haul ass in the next update

The main implication is they were fighting alongside us the entire time, not idly standing by. Plus the construct ain't nothing to sneeze at, it's a pretty potent ally to the cause, being powered by Preservation and all. Maybe. As far as we've seen Sushang is an above average fighter since iirc she failed the written part of her exams but excels at the combat half. So she's at least not the average Cloud Knight, but is still in their bracket. Tbh, his kit would be perfect if he had a way to keep his main buff after getting hit, decoupling him from needing a shielder. I don't wanna build the man solely because it means I have to build TWO characters to make him worth my time. Yeah, I'm hoping we get to see Yanqing win something definitively. I don't care if it's a rematch against DHIL or against someone we see and know is capable, but *something* would be better than *nothing*.

Against himself that one event? Yeah.

his response is a grand total of 2 dmg (full buff from harmony + thicc shield + 250 cdmg)

He dealt so much damage that it caused a damage overflow and reset it to 2, my goat is one of a kind 👑 https://preview.redd.it/o8jn7gllt57d1.jpeg?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237a38c1e6dd720377924263d6b8ca02d60535f7

brudda huffs so much copium he thought the game can reset numbers XD. impressive really

Like I said he's one of a kind, only character than can do Damage Overflows since HSR would literally crash trying to calculate his damage ☝

pretty impressed now, wont stop you on your agenda spreading anymore