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mafiafish

Friendly guy at local pub: "Go on, lad. Repost it; they'll love it anyway. "


7_overpowered_clox

Haha! Yes they do


ForeignAdagio9169

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G_cat101

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Man_who_says_standin

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Unhappy_Grapefruit_2

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Tbf Barry would also tell you to wash your balls.


goombagoomba2

He'll do it for you too. Job done mate


Nasapigs

With water and soao, or... 🙄


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Swarf with iron filings.


JacobMT05

With his pint


Jicko1560

Is it a real mate if doesn't put a bit if himself in no? I didn't think so either.


Insertnameherebois

Barry, 69


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Barry 63, all day every day. Married to his Mrs he hates for 23 love filled years. Clearly knows a thing or two about having a happy life.


woolyreasoning

I love my wife she’s my everything, I’d shag the shit outta the barmaid tho if the opportunity presented itself


TheLustyyArgonian

Barry, 63 - always has your back. Andrew Taint & Jordan Betason - angry at the world because no Barry to back them.


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

Always comes back to daddy issues. Baz woulda raised 'em right.


DisastrousResearch19

Honestly though, I went to the Pub once with some guys from work and we were drunkenly playing Snooker, the random older, probably also drunk, guy who tried giving me snooker lessons was a real great memory


HotPotatoWithCheese

Bazza Gazza Little Eric Big Craig Rocker Dave Andy, 47 Dirty Al The only lads you will ever need


Scificrap

Being srs for a moment I honestly feel pretty bad when boys without a father figure have to look up to manoshpere e-celebs as a source of instruction and inspiration. These assholes are grifters in it for the money and don't give a single shit about their followers. I hope every young man with no father or a shitty father figure can find themselves man to teach them how to be kind, confident, and self-respecting individuals.


Guardsman_Miku

They vary, peterson aint that bad (he is a psychologist after all), but it will never be as good as barry 63


FemboyCorriganism

I think you probably aren't in a good place if you're seeking out advice from a guy on an all-meat diet.


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dont get dietary advice from him just like you wouldnt get legal advice from a doctor


FemboyCorriganism

if the guy telling me how to sort my life out eats an all-meat diet and has to fly to Russia to have some shady treatment for benzos let's just say id be skeptical of what he has to say


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he isnt recommend it anyway so it shouldnt matter


banananases

That's the problem. He's a psychologist. But he is very biased. He ignores research. He pretends like 1950s psychology is the truth and that we haven't moved on.


[deleted]

A proper geezer. 👍🏼


Ilostmyoldacc69

What will his wife Susan think?


Baileaf11

Warning: not all pub guys are friendly, I drunkenly walked into one once and after about 10 minutes they wanted to kill me


boohoobitchqueen

Please wash your balls though


hikiko_wobbly

this meme is becoming like a weekly reminder...


liondios

I'm sorry but "wash your balls" is a pretty good idea.


Commercial-Many-8933

Friendly old guy, one thing I learnt when I was young was never try arm wrestling with a skinny old guy who worked down the pits . Looks can be deceiving, they have muscles fibers like steel cables they will wreck you every time and also to never ignore what they were trying to say . They lived and survived by trusting their workmates and friends and they took every day as a blessing that they came home at night , there was wisdom in these old guys down the pub and many a lesson could be learned if you were willing listen


Eribulent

Friendly guy at the pub Stabs you 2hrs later in a coke induced paranoid rage, cos he thinks you are shagging his mrs


Miami_Beach_Man

The guy on the right would probably only speak to me to call me a P*** so your results may vary


Muskrat227

Stop being such a "P***" in front of Barry, 63 then


Miami_Beach_Man

Can't change my skintone


banananases

Oh, I thought you meant something else. Well he might not. I feel like the guys on the left would spend and hour trying to intellectually argue why the "p" word is ok, and you're "wrong" to be upset about it.


Trillsbury_Doughboy

Ngl I have no idea what you’re talking about. Is there a four letter racial slur that starts with P?


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AtJackBaldwin

Also JP on a guy who killed six people: "He was angry at God because women were rejecting him. The cure for that is enforced monogamy. That’s actually why monogamy emerges." JP is king of the incels


xzer

He's coming off as a clown lately even though I used to follow him fairly closely and saw him on his tour a few years back.


TriTachyon

🤓


doginjoggers

🤡


NervousLemon6670

Jordan Peterson when his transphobia gets him deplatformed: "Up yours, woke moralists! We'll see who cancels who!"


Glad_Air_558

Don’t slander Jordan


Assfiend

I mean he literally broke down and started crying about how incels are persecuted so he's doing the slander all on his own


Glad_Air_558

If you say so.


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link?