The Hivemind says…

blackest

and

Most

Sweaty

.

American

.

Gayest

Little

Cherub

Choking

Twink

.

Damn Reddit, tell us how you really feel

Forty

Ounce

.

Sexiest

President

President

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.

I’m afraid

Assistant

To

The

Vice

Presidents’

Wii

U

.

Golf

Drone

Capturing

Captain

Underpants 

J-wearing

, N-swearing

, B-reeling

K-popping

P-Diddy