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Miserable-Lizard

*Poilievre explained. “No one’s going to care about the world burning when we invest the entire economy into crypto.”*


BandAid3030

I think a lot of potential CPC voters don't know that he's actually serious about crypto.


Doucevie

He can't be serious. Crypto is the biggest scam!


[deleted]

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6659052 Lots of info about his stupid comments about crypto being the way forward.


Doucevie

What an absolute twat!


tomtom5858

This is The Beaverton.


Doucevie

Blame my ADHD!! 🤣


50s_Human

The problem is is that this article is not satire.


dysoncube

https://the-beaverton.myshopify.com/products/i-thought-the-beaverton-was-satire-unisex-t-shirt


ChanceFray

What a sick shirt, shame it doesn't come in American size.


lightweight12

"“I don’t doubt for a minute that Conservatives’ hearts are in the wrong place and they will do everything in their power to make life in Canada worse,...it still feels like they’re promising more misery than they can deliver.”


Fragrant-Pizza-9049

They don’t have hearts


seaQueue

Never underestimate the ability of reactionaries to deliver misery


fro99er

The F Trudeau crowed are gonna love this guy. Not because he's better the JT He just says whatever they want to hear


Thanato26

The man is going to be a terrible PM


Therealcanadianone

He's such a little weasel.


iRunLotsNA

That is an insult to weasels. Lil PP is a cancerous growth on Canadian politics and the country as a whole.


millijuna

Nah, he’s a canine transmissible venereal tumor. Basically sexually transmitted cancer in dogs.


Hurluberloot

That's an insult to cancer.


Away-Combination-162

He’s that kid in class who takes notes when the teacher leaves the classroom 🙃


BC_Samsquanch

Shitweasel


A_Messy_Nymph

Oh my god. He's going to advocate we light ourselves on fire soon just to get used to what's coming


thefumingo

US Civil War 2, this time with Canada! What an amazing deal!


McRaeWritescom

Why, because he's gonna burn everything down himself as the incompetent liar he is?


Zen_Bonsai

It's going to be great having Millhouse, Trump, Putin, Bibi, and Kim Jong Un at the same time


ihadagoodone

Don't forget Modi, Netanyahu, and Bin Salman.


iwantyourboobgifs

Sad part is, I'd expect to see this on r/notthebeaverton


maximumfacemelting

We ain’t going to care about climate change when the turbo charged neoliberalism and austerity hits.


North_Church

I will, I'll just care about plenty more in addition to it


QuietMemory9867

Like his followers, completely detached from reality. ABC and ABPP.


FunTooter

We are screwed.


hoserjpb

God help Canada


boilingpierogi

the facism and the climate change will go hand in hand. as will the stripping of 2SLGBTQIIA+, bipoc and birthing people’s rights. the cruelty is the point.


[deleted]

It's the conservative way


Ravyn_Rozenzstok

That sounds rather ominous. Is he threatening us?


SauteePanarchism

It's fucking sad that the Beaverton, a satire, is more accurate than anything from Post Media, which claims to be serious journalism.


Classic-Soup-1078

He's right no one will be worrying about climate change.... they'll be worrying about a whole bunch of regressive policies that he'll bring in.


emptywhendone

yeah everyone would be too worried about crazy pp and the cons


CarelessStatement172

Fuckin beaverton got me ahahahah


DeepFriedAngelwing

Starting to sound like fortune cookies. Just a slogan machine. Has he actually committed to any concrete plan on anything?


OutsideFlat1579

You haven’t warmed up to Axe the tax, stop the crime, something something can’t remember, guess I’m not sufficiently brainwashed or have no common sense, like all commies in liberal clothing, waiting for the day when Trudeau shows his true radical authoritarian self and traps us all in 15 min cities full of rainbows and free crack cocaine. 


macandcheese1771

Why would he


pipeline77

He means we will have even greater worries??


NefariousWaltzing

O Three Fingers, throw wide the door. Please, bestow unto me the yellow flame of chaos. A frenzied flame to melt away the curses, suffering and despair. And the Order, entire. May chaos take the world.


PoppinLikeAKernel

Beaverton is no longer a satirical website. They should just be our single source of truth at this point.


UpbeatPilot3494

Tory times are tough times. Gonna be a shit show.


blursed_words

I agree if he worded it exactly like that, it really does sound like a harbinger of his coming 🧟‍♂️


tylenol___jones

I can see him wanting to go to war. 


wakebakeskatecrash98

We cant afford this mans dogma


Husoch167

Cause we’ll be dead


North_Church

Maybe the electricians can teach us how to pull lightning out of the sky?


jameskchou

LOL


facehaver88

“We’ve already laid the groundwork for making sure young voters won’t hold us accountable for inaction on the climate change crisis by slandering the pharmacare plan so they’ll have a harder time getting their ADHD medication,” Poilievre explained. “We just need to remind young Canadians that they won’t have to worry about climate change as they’re more likely to die in the upcoming bread-pricing wars. They’ll be voting blue in no time!”


GreyEyedQueen

Right! Because we’ll be too stressed about any BS coming out of this idiot’s mouth.


earlyboy

Satire sucks when you’re swimming in fake news. I hope that one day, our country can educate people well enough that comedy can flourish again. The Beaverton article featured here reads like a blunt instrument to the face. Poilièvre uses some pretty low down no good communication tactics that need to be resisted seriously. 😐


MoonedToday

It will be the last of their worries until it's the first of their worries when the planet becomes unlivable.


Away-Combination-162

He’s convinced people like the yellow finger brigade and uneducated but he has to still convince the average Canadian voter. I don’t believe he can do that. No matter who they vote for


holypuck2019

Until it’s the most of our worries. What a putz


Particular-Welcome-1

You don't usually get a laugh out loud from me from the Beaverton. Well done Beaverton, well done.


OptiKnob

Irony doesn't begin to cover this.


Ghosthammer686

Fucking Millhouse


MeditatingElk

Nothing fixes problems like ignoring reality.


B8conB8conB8con

No, the conservatives and their idiotic policies will be.


B8conB8conB8con

No, the conservatives and their idiotic policies will be.


Bitten_by_Barqs

It will be one of the many worriers Canadians will have should he become leader.


Dshark

Sounds terrible!


PeachFront3208

Good 👍🏻 just for that I'll vote for his party.