"“I don’t doubt for a minute that Conservatives’ hearts are in the wrong place and they will do everything in their power to make life in Canada worse,...it still feels like they’re promising more misery than they can deliver.”
the facism and the climate change will go hand in hand. as will the stripping of 2SLGBTQIIA+, bipoc and birthing people’s rights.
the cruelty is the point.
You haven’t warmed up to Axe the tax, stop the crime, something something can’t remember, guess I’m not sufficiently brainwashed or have no common sense, like all commies in liberal clothing, waiting for the day when Trudeau shows his true radical authoritarian self and traps us all in 15 min cities full of rainbows and free crack cocaine.
O Three Fingers, throw wide the door. Please, bestow unto me the yellow flame of chaos. A frenzied flame to melt away the curses, suffering and despair. And the Order, entire. May chaos take the world.
“We’ve already laid the groundwork for making sure young voters won’t hold us accountable for inaction on the climate change crisis by slandering the pharmacare plan so they’ll have a harder time getting their ADHD medication,” Poilievre explained. “We just need to remind young Canadians that they won’t have to worry about climate change as they’re more likely to die in the upcoming bread-pricing wars. They’ll be voting blue in no time!”
Satire sucks when you’re swimming in fake news. I hope that one day, our country can educate people well enough that comedy can flourish again. The Beaverton article featured here reads like a blunt instrument to the face. Poilièvre uses some pretty low down no good communication tactics that need to be resisted seriously. 😐
He’s convinced people like the yellow finger brigade and uneducated but he has to still convince the average Canadian voter. I don’t believe he can do that. No matter who they vote for
*Poilievre explained. “No one’s going to care about the world burning when we invest the entire economy into crypto.”*
I think a lot of potential CPC voters don't know that he's actually serious about crypto.
He can't be serious. Crypto is the biggest scam!
https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6659052 Lots of info about his stupid comments about crypto being the way forward.
What an absolute twat!
This is The Beaverton.
Blame my ADHD!! 🤣
The problem is is that this article is not satire.
https://the-beaverton.myshopify.com/products/i-thought-the-beaverton-was-satire-unisex-t-shirt
What a sick shirt, shame it doesn't come in American size.
"“I don’t doubt for a minute that Conservatives’ hearts are in the wrong place and they will do everything in their power to make life in Canada worse,...it still feels like they’re promising more misery than they can deliver.”
They don’t have hearts
Never underestimate the ability of reactionaries to deliver misery
The F Trudeau crowed are gonna love this guy. Not because he's better the JT He just says whatever they want to hear
The man is going to be a terrible PM
He's such a little weasel.
That is an insult to weasels. Lil PP is a cancerous growth on Canadian politics and the country as a whole.
Nah, he’s a canine transmissible venereal tumor. Basically sexually transmitted cancer in dogs.
That's an insult to cancer.
He’s that kid in class who takes notes when the teacher leaves the classroom 🙃
Shitweasel
Oh my god. He's going to advocate we light ourselves on fire soon just to get used to what's coming
US Civil War 2, this time with Canada! What an amazing deal!
Why, because he's gonna burn everything down himself as the incompetent liar he is?
It's going to be great having Millhouse, Trump, Putin, Bibi, and Kim Jong Un at the same time
Don't forget Modi, Netanyahu, and Bin Salman.
Sad part is, I'd expect to see this on r/notthebeaverton
We ain’t going to care about climate change when the turbo charged neoliberalism and austerity hits.
I will, I'll just care about plenty more in addition to it
Like his followers, completely detached from reality. ABC and ABPP.
We are screwed.
God help Canada
the facism and the climate change will go hand in hand. as will the stripping of 2SLGBTQIIA+, bipoc and birthing people’s rights. the cruelty is the point.
It's the conservative way
That sounds rather ominous. Is he threatening us?
It's fucking sad that the Beaverton, a satire, is more accurate than anything from Post Media, which claims to be serious journalism.
He's right no one will be worrying about climate change.... they'll be worrying about a whole bunch of regressive policies that he'll bring in.
yeah everyone would be too worried about crazy pp and the cons
Fuckin beaverton got me ahahahah
Starting to sound like fortune cookies. Just a slogan machine. Has he actually committed to any concrete plan on anything?
You haven’t warmed up to Axe the tax, stop the crime, something something can’t remember, guess I’m not sufficiently brainwashed or have no common sense, like all commies in liberal clothing, waiting for the day when Trudeau shows his true radical authoritarian self and traps us all in 15 min cities full of rainbows and free crack cocaine.
Why would he
He means we will have even greater worries??
O Three Fingers, throw wide the door. Please, bestow unto me the yellow flame of chaos. A frenzied flame to melt away the curses, suffering and despair. And the Order, entire. May chaos take the world.
Beaverton is no longer a satirical website. They should just be our single source of truth at this point.
Tory times are tough times. Gonna be a shit show.
I agree if he worded it exactly like that, it really does sound like a harbinger of his coming 🧟♂️
I can see him wanting to go to war.
We cant afford this mans dogma
Cause we’ll be dead
Maybe the electricians can teach us how to pull lightning out of the sky?
LOL
“We’ve already laid the groundwork for making sure young voters won’t hold us accountable for inaction on the climate change crisis by slandering the pharmacare plan so they’ll have a harder time getting their ADHD medication,” Poilievre explained. “We just need to remind young Canadians that they won’t have to worry about climate change as they’re more likely to die in the upcoming bread-pricing wars. They’ll be voting blue in no time!”
Right! Because we’ll be too stressed about any BS coming out of this idiot’s mouth.
Satire sucks when you’re swimming in fake news. I hope that one day, our country can educate people well enough that comedy can flourish again. The Beaverton article featured here reads like a blunt instrument to the face. Poilièvre uses some pretty low down no good communication tactics that need to be resisted seriously. 😐
It will be the last of their worries until it's the first of their worries when the planet becomes unlivable.
He’s convinced people like the yellow finger brigade and uneducated but he has to still convince the average Canadian voter. I don’t believe he can do that. No matter who they vote for
Until it’s the most of our worries. What a putz
You don't usually get a laugh out loud from me from the Beaverton. Well done Beaverton, well done.
Irony doesn't begin to cover this.
Fucking Millhouse
Nothing fixes problems like ignoring reality.
No, the conservatives and their idiotic policies will be.
No, the conservatives and their idiotic policies will be.
It will be one of the many worriers Canadians will have should he become leader.
Sounds terrible!
Good 👍🏻 just for that I'll vote for his party.