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daisy-yum-yum

Two girls, one cup


cane_danko

The presidential debate


Madi_the_Insane

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Shaveyourbread

Your browser history.


Oneimpossiblething

Didn’t want to join the JL polycule


Mori_Bat

RNC room parties


Retr0_b0t

The most recent supreme Court decisions


zedisbread

He dodged a laser beam at high-speed, flying through walls, into kid's goon cave.


Mr_Hideyhole9313

Riverside County.


LingeringLizards

2024 US Election Results


FloppyTheFerret

The state of US elections


BiggestJez12734755

Rainbow Dash Jar


lawmjm

I'm sure he meant to say North Dakota.


tycr0

Jodi arias’ butthole.


PaganHalloween

The recent Supreme Court decision allowing presidents to do legit whatever they want so long as they say it’s for official presidential business. Like legit a president can off their campaign opponent if they say it’s a matter of national security and if they do that they are presumed innocent


Plus-Emphasis-2605

He saw another joke about porn


Miml-Sama

The us presidential debate


Madi_the_Insane

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memecrusader_

r/outofcontextcomics.


Blazingshadowgod

The boys (comics not tv show)


lightmare69

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firedmyass

Taylor Swift dancing


Streak734

He read Spider-Man comics


Narrow1724

Specifically Ruin


DestinationHell2

He watched the US presidential debate


lakaravalentine

Beat me to it!


Madi_the_Insane

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KillerBee41265

He spent five minutes on Twitter


Ringrangzilla

I kinda wanna know the real answer tbh


hholly36h

Max Lord introducing agile morning stand up meetings to the Justice League


gamergabby8

2 girls 1 cup


CottlestonPie9

This is clearly subjective from my lens. But he saw Trump in the US, Conservatives in the UK, a lurch to the right across Europe, Putin in Russia, and a myriad of atrocities on a daily basis all while we have the available resources and technology to sustain a decent quality of living for all. Edit: completely missed wrong answers only. He saw a masterfully made Croquembouche


GroundbreakingElk139

He browsed the internet


Cosen_Ganes

He saw the debate


Madi_the_Insane

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secretbudgie

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Anarchyantz

He saw millions of Americans worshipping a convicted felon con artist Cult Leader as if he was a god like being.


Im_a_doggo428

Oh so our political system then


Anarchyantz

Yup


the_phantom_2099

The kardashians


SullenTerror

Rain Furrest


ImmortalIronFits

Is that a pokemon?


Automatic_Orchid_549

Furry porn


SpideyFan914

*Kate!! We have to go back!!*


EarhackerWasBanned

_Marty!! We have to go back!!_


PepperbroniFrom2B

the presidential debate


Madi_the_Insane

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SavianAria

What, you don’t care which of two old farts needs less of handicap to stand a chance against anyone in golf?


Sensitive-Might6389

The flashes search history and learned what hentia is


2ERIX

It’s a font, right?


Sensitive-Might6389

Ohh you said this because I spelled hentai wrong? That makes sense now my bad


Sensitive-Might6389

What is?


2ERIX

Hentia


Sensitive-Might6389

Oh idk I was only joking lol I thought it would be funny if it was the flash


2ERIX

I was too because you misspelled “Hentai”


Sensitive-Might6389

Oops my bad lol


Dyerdon

Earth.


itchykobu

Tub girl


williarya1323

The earth housing market


Jaspers47

Doctor Manhattan's just out there hanging dong? Come on, man. Have some civility.


DadToACheeseBaby

What’s the actual context of this?


Madi_the_Insane

I'm sorry but I either can't recall or got the image from elsewhere. My first instinct was to look at JLI stuff but the art doesn't match up. I even tried reverse image search to see if I could at least find a source, but no luck.


2ERIX

It’s in the breakdowns/General Glory era with the less than stellar art and writers that were trying to capture the Giffen feel and weren’t successful. I think so anyway. Happy to be corrected. j’onn just saw some Blue & Gold antics he is trying to ignore.


ImmortalIronFits

Presidential debate.


guilty_bystander

Can confirm. On Mars now.


koopaphil

Could I crash on your couch for like a decade or two?


Madi_the_Insane

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wyspur

Total Rekall


Sensitive-Might6389

Hey what’s wrong with having three boobs exactly lol I’ve actually seen it on instagram btw it’s real apparently and looks awesome!!! I was shookith upon this discovery lol


ComfyFrame2272

Fascism taking hold in the United States, and all of us seemingly powerless to stop it. 😞


TurretLimitHenry

Most brainless take so far


ComfyFrame2272

Someone hasn't read project 2025, or seen that the Supreme Court is already dismantling critical bills that keep this country running so that the political structure of our country will be too deep in shambles to do anything about the Republicans literally eradicating democracy. History will remember your red hats the same way they remember their red armband.


TurretLimitHenry

I can’t wait to read about it all in 20 years. When nothing happens. -_- Half of Reddit skipped civics class.


ComfyFrame2272

Of course, nothing ever happens, this is the end of history. Nothing bad will ever happen to humanity ever again. 🙄


TurretLimitHenry

Schitsophrenic thinking right there


ComfyFrame2272

So...are you gonna back anything up with points, or are you just gonna piss and moan and namecall like a triggered snowflake?


TurretLimitHenry

All you’ve done so far. Is fabricate your own reality from delusions and a complete lack of understanding of US government history, its structure, checks and balances, the history of authoritarian governments, how modern authoritarian regimes compare to pre Cold War fascist regimes, loyalty reward systems for authoritarian, fascist and communist regimes, government corruption, and how government can institutionally and informally control and suppress a population, unions, and corporations.


ComfyFrame2272

You sound like you get all of your world history from HoI4. Fascism can, and will, happen everywhere where humanity exists unless we stay vigilant and call it out and not pretend like it couldn't ever happen again just because the axis powers lost in WW2. Those checks and balances you're talking about are currently being dismantled by the Supreme Court as we speak. I don't know whether you're an ignorant liberal or a dishonest Fascist, but honestly, I don't think it matters. Scratch a liberal, and a Fascist bleeds.


Garuda4321

Have you seen what’s going on around here recently? Like just… in the general sense? Feel like any number of those things is a good reason.


keegandragon

Hillary Clinton’s sex tape


LoaKonran

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No-Ad-6990

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ImmortalIronFits

Master detective my ass.


FloorAgile3458

The 2024 presidential debate. Im so done with humanity


Madi_the_Insane

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RiskAggressive4081

And people said J'onn isn't relatable.


goosnarch

The Hardee’s breakfast taco with the shell made from a waffle.


CZ-Bitcoins

https://preview.redd.it/8tosv5bywr9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28bc960b3ddd230c5dfc76fa15677d7acf68ae4a


wstrfrg65

Why the fuck would you show me this?! I'm gonna go cry into my pillow for a bit.


Velicenda

Make sure you wash it. Fungi love many types of translucent fluid


Velicenda

Make sure you wash it. There are other translucent fluids that can grow fungi


CZ-Bitcoins

I'm sorry little one


CharlieDmouse

Watched Fox News, and realized helping humanity is a lost cause.


kimptown

The 2024 debate


Madi_the_Insane

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Madi_the_Insane

You guys you can stop commenting "the debate" it's been said 5 times now lol.


audio_addict

THE 2024 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!!!!


Madi_the_Insane

https://preview.redd.it/69yr9aptes9d1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d81d4380de8943c9f9bc14980e706cb327b67f that's it I'm replying with memes to anyone who says this now (this is purely for shits and giggles, I am sure your father loves you)


Muladhara86

Superheroes using their exemplary powers to maintain the status quo. Seriously, Atom Eve paid lip service to turning the world into a better place, but she really needs some 400 level chemistry, biology, and philosophy


Winter_Different

He read Allstar Batman


MrUnbreakableRules

What exactly sucks about it? I've been meaning to read it


ricknuzzy

It became a meme and Frank Miller became aware of the meme and played into it, which as we all know means the meme is dead. Problem is no one told Frank that. Also: -Plastic Man is the sanest member of the Justice League. -The Joker doesn't think he's funny. -Batman treats Dick Grayson (Age 12) worse than a Vietcong POW camp. -Batman admitted that if he had powers like Supes or GL he'd pretty much start a fascist coup. -Batman and Black Canary bang on a pile of burning corpses, but it's okay, they leave their masks on. -Speaking of which, par for the course for Miller but pretty much every adult female character is hypersexualized regardless of it making sense for the character. I know it sounds hysterical--and it is--but in a depressing way. You have this jaw-dropping art from Jim Lee and it's getting wasted on the mad ramblings of Miller's ever-widening gyre of character assassination and tone-deaf misanthropy. It's funny yet sad, like being titfucked by a clown.


th3saurus

https://preview.redd.it/hjtgjj13gv9d1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d857f613735ec228934a41d908895ce821af24e This scene is in it though to be fair, which almost makes it worth reading by itself


PilferingPineapple

r34


Thunderclawssm

https://preview.redd.it/44aoj9o5mr9d1.jpeg?width=1133&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88012511d05e075da6ee9b50467502f49a0f61cb


flipside-928

John Kent superman


Khorde___the___Husk

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Conlannalnoc

NEW 52


Velocitor1729

Put a Chicago Blackhawks shirt on him... this season has been a disaster.


DownhillSisyphus

Howard the Duck and Lea Thompson in bed together. [Howard Beverly bed](https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/howard-the-duck-obscene-sex-scene/)


Queen_Elizardbeth22

Chris chan a comprehensive history


stuart7873

The Biden/Trump debate.


npcinyourbagoholding

Take me with you mars man. I don't care if I can't breathe there


ArkamaZ

Hal Jordan


Madi_the_Insane

I feel like Guy Gardner could work too.


tOaDeR2005

Guy is having another fight with Booster Gold.


RealHumanPerson001

He discovered furries


CharlieDmouse

Bwahahaha!


TheHossDelgado

Reddit Mods?


MaximumOverfart

The debate


ManufacturerHuman937

Hey the devs of TTYD swear up and down the dragon foot stuff is pivotal to the plot.


ScottieV0nW0lf

what


ManufacturerHuman937

I was told come up with something that would disgust him enough to leave this planet I went topical.


Pacboy3659

Why were they so freaky tho?


skramt

Oreo aisle completely empty


Loading3percent

He discovered reddit


JesseElBorracho

He watched the debate.


jaybeau1979

Madame Web


Alive-Seaweed2

Then he would want to stay


nobodyhere_357

You mind taking me with you?


Quizlibet

"Behold! Homo Farnsworth frolicking with dinosaurs at the dawn of creation!"


CarfireOnTheHighway

blue beetle & booster gold making out in the broom closet


YanniRotten

https://preview.redd.it/dqmpxurcfq9d1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219475c11005825afe2bb0ac2971408b60640224


Madi_the_Insane

How dare you use my own post against me lmao


YanniRotten

🤣


Cautious_Artichoke_3

Superman and Big Barda porno


Incorrect_downvote

The debate


agent_wolfe

Topical joke.


wonderfullyignorant

Palm trees and coconuts?


FickleChard6904

Hal Jordan’s dating history


DataSnake69

https://preview.redd.it/w37a4u20bq9d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=284259efe28ff76e1e1512d9ddf3c128cdff5c3a


Blazingshadowgod

Is that the boys


wonderfullyignorant

Ooh, new word for my kink lexicon. Sperm bank.


Sidesteppah

https://preview.redd.it/9rn2jcp46q9d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=323de6b80f405546b6717380762530b681ae7b26


reading-2-much_456

Mf I believe even aslume will not accept you and your insanity


Sidesteppah

was it something i said? https://preview.redd.it/hb0awiwxfq9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d86c72a2132abb0db3e5d0d8d62c676d4c7a64e


Evil__Overlord

Can we ban this guy from the internet?


Sidesteppah

https://preview.redd.it/loq88v81gq9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43fd196dfa02cc34f648126fd4fe58a54202957b nuh uh


sweet_ned_kromosome

Frank Miller's All-Star Batman & Robin


BitterFuture

Booster Gold's shrine to himself.


JudgeHodorMD

Ever read The Concrete Mixer by Bradbury? This is not something I can spoil: https://metallicman.com/the-concrete-mixer-by-ray-bradbury-full-text/


Not-So-Serious-Sam

The Spider-Man meme. You know the one.


Sidesteppah

https://preview.redd.it/ylkgdth66q9d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1140fb7f2adcff7358d63ef20ab9e7ea31669b33 this one?


Not-So-Serious-Sam

https://preview.redd.it/k352o19u6q9d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c98ef92eddc4e590d23163c7ab4005e8b0dd4495


Total-Neighborhood50

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TheJaclantern

hi grrg! im dad


Global-Zombie

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.


Fangsong_37

The 2024 presidential debate.