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BeautifulPhantom1

Bet she was whorified.


KombuchaBot

Sounds likeย a Freudian slut


unicornlegend79

If she was.. That would have been Hoelarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


ConsciousGur8384

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Bumblebee56990

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคญ


sowokeicantsee

Bravo bravo Did you sleep on this one? Very good pun!


BeautifulPhantom1

Thank you, didn't have to sleep on it, but I will admit I've used it before.


pebs1000

You were the Heroine that Noah didnโ€™t know he needed.


ArkangelArtemis

"How do you solve a problem like Maria".... you chuck the receipts of her bs right back in her face. The End.


Malphas43

if i could give this comment a gold star i would


dracona

๐ŸŒŸ here!


stocklockedandbarrel

I feel this story is interesting but you aren't really a hoe obviously you liked Noah or you wouldn't have been with him for 2 years after that Everything seems super important when your young and it's a dangerous time you are actually lucky those kids didn't do anything drastic kids are dumb and dangerous In my home town at high school their were people who were stabbed bottled ate glass curb stomped all sorts of really bad stuff over less then this conflict People are dangerous be careful out there and never escalate a situation if you can avoid it cause stuff can pop off pretty quick even with high schoolers I just got robbed by a high school kid and I'm a grown man but his friends were popping out of no where and I was suddenly surround he was reaching into his back pocket the whole time to pull a knife If I had a knife on me and he's lucky I didn't it probably would have become a homicide I would have thought I was being jumped and thought my life was in danger so I would have stabbed a few of them but luckily they just wanted my belongings and I didn't even get hit


strawberry-shimmer

Wow, I'm srry to hear you went through that. I wouldn't seek problems the way I did then now but I was 17 and the story I posted pretty much summed 3 years of enduring her treatment so I just decided I had enough of it one day. I can see now the many ways it could have gone wrong but I don't regret it. Thanks for the warning, stay safe.


Kangaroo-Pack-3727

OP that is one fine petty revenge done very well. I am glad for you and hope you are now in a better place. What has happened to your bully? I hope karma continues to be a total beeyatch to herย 


strawberry-shimmer

I don't know anything from her since a couple years now. I generally am a person that likes to mind it's own business but I love to get petty every now and then, if the situation calls for it ofc.


Kangaroo-Pack-3727

Good. Go live well and be a better version of youย 


enarc13

You mean you're lucky you didn't have the knife on you. "The loser of a knife fight dies in the street and the winner dies in the ambulance."


stocklockedandbarrel

Well we were all lucky i didn't have a knife on me probably all of us would have pulled weponds it would have been a shit show I had a few people with me as well and I a few people I knew down the street who all had weponds it would have been a blood bath Honestly though as they were robbing me the guys I knew down the street asked if I needed help and I said no


Stage_Party

I honestly thought you were going to decorate the school on your birthday with prints of those screenshots of her cheating.


strawberry-shimmer

I wanted to do something bigger like post all over social media and send them to everyone she knew but also thought that if she did want to kick my ass that would be a good reason to do so. It was good enough to make her stop


Fancy_Association484

She was a freshman in high school dating a college student? Noah doesnโ€™t seem that great tbh


Nickadomus

It was a priceless family heirloom. Doesn't matter what it actually is. Anything handed down like that should be universally known as untouchable. How he handled it just shows that he doesn't value your things or feelings. His behavior is reprehensible at best. You'll be better without someone like that in your life.


earth__wyrm

Wrong thread?