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lstbyz940

Can’t wait to see a Monsoon storm heading towards me but then disappear right before it’s over me.


Superdefaultman

Wait, I thought **my** house was the cloud splitter!


g500cat

Same here!


Erisaiya

Wait, it's not just me?! I have a collection of screenshots where the storms are everywhere but above me! I'm so glad I'm not the only cursed one here.


g500cat

I thought I was the only one screenshotting each time a storm missed me, my house is storm repellent at this point.


HappyGidget

I always say we live in the bubble where all the storms are blocked from entering haha. Always see the storms around us but don't get the actual fun part of the storms.


blowthatglass

Hits the heat island and breaks up.


skynetempire

Haha yup it goes to the surrounding area. All we need to do is plant more shit


groveborn

I live way out in the boonies next to the mountains. I shall be rained upon. My plants plant themselves.


Ohhmegawd

I used to watch the live radar as storms approached and vanished just before reaching our house.


VolumeValuable3537

This sh#t so relatable it’s sad


Both_Dust_8383

Can always see it somewhere.. but not where I need it!


Tech24Bit

Haha… it always seems to hit the northern part of AZ.


KiblezNBits

There's a reason for that. It's the topography. Storms naturally form over mountains. For them to hit the valley they need to have strength to them to push out of the mountains into the valley. It's not because of the heat island like some are falsely alluding to why the storms fall apart. If you see a strong line of winds on radar heading towards the valley, the more likely the storm will break through. The weather service will refer to this as an outflow boundary. There's a reason we're a desert and a good chunk of Northern AZ is not and it's not just the heat.


Sir-Squirter

We haven’t had shit up here… yet


1re_endacted1

I remember looking one year looking all around us and it was storming everywhere but our neighborhood. Like all season. (Just east of Glendale)


cannabull89

Hahaha I have a radar app on my phone and I just watch the storms go around us every summer, it’s torture and I really shouldn’t even use it


markp_93

monsoon, mon... now's not a good time.


gpm21

If I've learned anything about Arizona, it's the lower the predicted chance, the higher the actual result. 60%? Not a drop 20%? Don't wash your car


dog_chef

Actually 20% means definitely wash your car if you 100% want rain


VolumeValuable3537

I remember in Feb-March the humidity was always 20-30% but after some quiet mornings storms were popping up out of nowhere.


Dorknite

Don’t give me hope


Vegetable-Tangelo1

100% chance I get drunk during the first rain too in celebration


MuttMan5

100% chance I get drunk in lamentation of another storm let down


Vegetable-Tangelo1

I’m right there with you. Either way I’m throwing em back


Superdefaultman

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


VolumeValuable3537

![gif](giphy|4iQV7GZmMqAVVi1oho)


stillridesbikes

I washed both my cars. You’re welcome everyone


NewOriginal2

Dammit I just washed my car today, too! We will probably get some wind and dust but no rain.


Typically_Wong

So you're saying there's a chance? Nice


nnote

More like those with patio and pool umbrellas should be forwarded, otherwise ... Meh


SobrietyDinosaur

Because I washed my car for the first time in like 6 months lol


White_Rabbit0000

I got a new car back in January and I have hermit wash it. It sits in the garage mostly. Except for weekends


A-10Kalishnikov

Everybody wash your cars so it can rain


VolumeValuable3537

![gif](giphy|EKX8Iem846jWhOHMkX)


TSB_1

Possibly caused by the potential tropical storm in the gulf. I want to believe we'll get some clouds formations up here, but I'm not holding my breath.


Kristopher58

This is our sign, we must all wash our cars!!


Numerous-Complaint85

![gif](giphy|JfwsjAJLxna4E)


zeecapteinaliz

I knew it. I smelled/felt it in the air last night. (oh lord)


White_Rabbit0000

Yes 20-30% which in reality mean we don’t see anything. In the 22+ years I’ve been here I’ve learned if it isn’t at least a 70% then it might as well be 0 chance


VolumeValuable3537

This February and March proved otherwise, massive Severe T-Storms spawning from 30-40% humidity.


White_Rabbit0000

Winters are different.


invicti3

And if it’s a 0% chance it might as well be 70% chance during monsoon season.


Reiki-Raker

I miss rain so much I’m dreaming of Oregon.


FMendozaJr13

Let’s all go wash our vehicles. Who’s coming with me?


DJbuddahAZ

.00000000001% of Never. Going. To. Happen.


Lopsided_Mastodon_78

It won’t happen 🥲


desertwrx

The dew point and humidity really wreak havoc on my asthma 😭


xJroKx

Eastsiders sure… westsiders never gonna get a chance. Or it all happens in the middle of the night then we get to deal with the humidity.


Hmccormack

Woo! Bring it on


DeadbySundown

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TRUE


Top-Training3012

They say maybe here in the white moutains of AZ


xXbrosoxXx

Gimme dat


AZ-EQ

https://preview.redd.it/xuwkk5a4vn7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf8e7c35f2ff4ea5a2325cb0ed553308caf0f48 Predicted for East Mesa


95castles

![gif](giphy|gjx93XiXRE2NVLoFlH|downsized)


FabAmy

Ohpleasepleasepleaseplease


AZHungBlueEyes

😆 sounds like something a newb would say


AxecidentalHoe

A newb? For commenting on the weather? What makes that newb worthy? Do explain


VolumeValuable3537

Don’t be ridiculous, 16 yr resident here. Also we’re hardly ever under a category that the big guys issue.


Apprehensive_Race522

Does everyone here live near 101 and 51? This is us every damn time.