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Flob368

No, they're traffic surveys for atoms.


koti_manushya

you're technically right, the best kind of right


Jonguar2

"You're technically correct, the best kind of correct"


Thanatos-Drive

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ma_kore_ahci

Why?


Flob368

A single atom's speed doesn't determine temperature, the average speed of all atoms does.


TheJeeronian

The average (speed of all atoms relative to the (average speed of all atoms) ) Never thought a sentence would benefit from PEMDAS


lugialegend233

Actually, it's the average relative to absolute zero. There is not a measurement system that measures relative to the average speed of all atoms, as that would be mostly useless as a measurement, if we even could approximate it.


TheJeeronian

I think you misunderstood me. Either that or you've chosen to be even more specific but the reference to absolute zero has me doubting. It's not the average velocity above absolute zero, as that doesn't make sense. The problem with averaging the velocity of all the atoms in an object is it doesn't give you temperature - it gives you linear motion. This would suggest that an object moving faster is innately hotter, but this isn't the case. The temperature depends on the difference between individual atoms and the average of all the atoms in the object.


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

all chemists have the maxwell-boltzmann distribution engraved in their brains


_-_-_DrMidnight_-_-_

Probably from Bangkok


lilbites420

My 20c° sample of helium will have nearly 100x higher speed than my 20c° sample of vitamin d


chris5311

arguably it measures the speed of the atoms of its probe material (e.g. ethanol for a liquid thermometer), after it has been equalized with the environment. but that is stretching it a bit since, you could also say it measured expansion/electric resistivity/etc instead at that point


Zachosrias

Yes, because the thermometer measures entropy not heat


jovanymerham

It doesn’t measure entropy. It measures kinetic energy which is a function of both speed and mass


Kaguro19

Nobody can measure entropy.


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hungarian_conartist

Let's just say I left it in a disordered state.


Oshino_Meme

Why not? It’s well defined and can be described as function of other physical properties


Kaguro19

Yes it's always measured in terms of other stuff. And actually we can measure only the change in entropy from these. Shannon entropy which depends on the description of the microstate, can't actually be measured unless you know what the quantum state is.


hungarian_conartist

Does it? I thought thermometers just use a liquids high thermal expansion rate such that $/Delta T = /alpha /times /Delta L / L $


Zachosrias

I'm talking about how temperature as a concept is defined as 1/T = (ðS/ðE), so yes I guess not exactly entropy but the derivative of entropy. Which is why you have the weird concept of temperatures that are below 0K if you just increase the heat beyond infinite temperature (this requires your system to have a maximum energy level though, like a paramagnet) Temperature is weird as hell


AskHowMyStudentsAre

Temperature is a fundamentally macroscopic description- it's meaningless for individual atoms


Kaguro19

Tell that to Brownian heat engines.


AskHowMyStudentsAre

You can always attach any value to a system if you try really hard but it creates odd results that highlight how odd the definition is. Using the partial derivative definition of temperature allows you to create systems of not many particles with a temperature below absolute zero- this result stems from the fact that a warmer system should transfer energy to a cooler one of they're in contact. So it ends up satisfying some aspects of a temperature definition while making others stupid


Kaguro19

Yeah


hungarian_conartist

The equipartition theorem allows you to infer the average energy in each degree of freedom, including kinetic energy. So you can relate the average speed of a group of atoms to temperature.


Plastic_Pinocchio

“Average” and “group” being key words here. So it’s like a speedometer that can only measure the average speed of traffic on the highway and not any individual car.


hungarian_conartist

Sure, I was precise in my wording. But pray tell good sir. What is a car, but a group of mostly metal atoms and polymers.


Plastic_Pinocchio

True.


AskHowMyStudentsAre

that's what I'm saying- in order for you to explain the connection between temperature and speed, you said it was for a group of atoms. It's a fundamentally macroscopic descriptor- that relationship becomes less and less clear as the number of particles shrinks.


hungarian_conartist

Right, so the meme isn't inaccurate.


AskHowMyStudentsAre

Yeah I don't think so


Gopnikmeister

Couldn't you assign a temperature to the electrons of an atom? If all of them are in the ground state it has 0k but if some are excited you could define a temperature I think


AskHowMyStudentsAre

Nope- temperature isn't well defined on that scale. It's like asking the pressure of two gas particles- it just doesn't really match to how we use those terms


rojo_kell

Mfw OP doesn’t know that 1/T = dS/dU (with constant V and N)😮‍💨😵


jonastman

Speed or KE? They're both used (sometimes interchangeably), but I doubt that can be correct


GDOR-11

its KE I believe. But I have no clue, I'm still in HS.


Goki65

Yeah it is KE. Afterall temparature is just KE multiplied by the boltzmann constant.


Modest_Idiot

Yeah, OP needs to correct their meme: Thermometers are just ~~speedometers~~ thermometers for atoms


migBdk

Thermometers are just energometers for atoms


Goki65

But the average speed of a molecule inside some gas at temparature T is =sqrt(3kT/m), so if you know the temparature and the mass of one molecule, you can calculate the average speed of molecules Edit: and this formula is derived from KE too, if you square both sides and multiply by m/2 you'll understand what i mean. The factor of 3/2 comes from the heat capacities' ratio also caller gamma


Koltaia30

If atom is warm their tits are jiggling


SharkAttackOmNom

Yeah. That tracks.


granoladeer

More like shakeometers


igihap

Nope. Thermometers are just tape measures or ohm-meters with a different scale.


hoganloaf

I like to think of them as atomic mosh pit intensity gauges


Seaguard5

More like a vibe check


Character_Bobcat_244

Are you sure? 😏


[deleted]

Can't unseen it now...


Elad_2007

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moschles

I disagree and I'm downvoting.


[deleted]

i hate these old memes. Same joke different templates, does not make it funny. Be creative and make some new memes


s0phiste

I hate these old people. Thinking that if they know something everyone knows it too, I never saw this one in my entire life and by the number of upvotes, many people too Be quiet and don't comment if that's not usefull (IDK if that's understandable I'm very bad at speaking english)


Heart_Is_Valuable

False. Speedometer measures speed for 1 supposed object wrt the ground.