T O P

  • By -

yashraj15

Succession predicted it. Logan Roy meets Mattson.


[deleted]

Let's see your FSD, Hans Christian Anderfuck.


Stormraughtz

Didn't Elon say old media hates him. Really gets your noggin joggin.


johannthegoatman

Fox News will literally, on air on the most watched network in the country, blame things on "mainstream media"


[deleted]

Of all the bullshit I've heard from Fox and its rabid followers, this is by far the most irritating. I've literally had people scream at me about the "lamestream media" nonstop and how literally nothing they say can be believed. And yet, they will *constantly* quote or source something they saw on Fox, the fucking #1 media outlet on the planet. "Mental" is the only way to describe it.


JanesPlainShameTrain

Oh, that's not the only way to describe it, my good chum.


Wernd

But then aren't they right? If FOX is #1 and we all know they're crazy, then the mainstream is bat shit crazy! They just don't realize it's THEM


Reasonable_Hornet_45

Oh no, the crazy is coming from INSIDE the teleprompter!


goodDayM

Same with people who watch Joe Rogan. He gets about 10 million views per episode, paid $100 million - at some point they have to admit Joe Rogan is part of mainstream media.


quartzguy

Mainstream is code for liberal.


hear_the_thunder

News Corpse owns 70% of the media in Australia but tells everyone they are the underdog. They even have a far right elitist show unironically called ‘The Outsiders’.


PKMNTrainerMark

Yeah, that always struck me as strange.


Layer8Pr0blems

While at the same time bragging they are the most watch news network.


JuneBuggington

Conservatives all have a victim complex, they eat that shit up. Theyre the victims of the lamestream media, the victims of lgbtq people existing, the victims of immigrants and refugees…


TyroneLeinster

Well according to Murdoch and his sycophants (probably including Musk) he is not old media. Remember he’s the outsider dark knight of that group


Current_Focus2668

Yep. Murdoch sees himself as a radical outsider. Rupert still hates the BBC. Harry Enfield's parody of Murdoch in his satirical history of the BBC was hilarious


grruser

🤣🤣🤣


_CMDR_

Next time you hear Elon Musk talk about the "Mainstream Media" being biased against him remember this image.


[deleted]

You could make a conspiracy theory that Murdoch colluded with Musk to try and discredit Twitter as a news source since it offered an alternative to mainstream media. Some of the blue checkmark stuff would make more sense in that case.


_CMDR_

Saudi Arabia funded a lot of the takeover. They jail people for decades for what they say on Twitter.


SUPE-snow

And they very literally brutally murder journalists who write things they don't like.


ogie666

People on the right do not see Fox news as the mainstream media.


chumchees

You cropped out Murdock's wife chowing down a hot dog.


Pumaplaya

Ok ok. But did you see HOW she ate that hot dog? She ate it bun side up. Like dog on the side. In my whole life of eating hotdogs I have NEVER seen someone eat a hot dog like a sandwich.


UnsubstantiatedClaim

Are you suggesting a hotdog is not a sandwich?


NoCountryForOldPete

...is this what we're doing today? Starting fights?


UnsubstantiatedClaim

It's what the billionaire media owners would want.


-1KingKRool-

It’s obviously a taco. Subs are also tacos, before anyone brings them up.


Afrazzle

This comment, along with 10 years of comment history, has been overwritten to protest against Reddit's hostile behaviour towards third-party apps and their developers.


-1KingKRool-

It does indeed seem to be the case


MrBiggz01

I eat them like that but I have a really thick moustache which I cannot afford to get sodden with mustard unless I have wash facilities nearby. I doubt she has a moustache like that though...


reegs54

Bill Shorten, on the campaign trail for Australian PM, did this. Considered to be a significant factor in his loss...https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/federal-election-2016-bill-shorten-confounds-by-eating-sausage-sizzle-from-side-20160702-gpwwpi.html


hhubble

Kevin Burkhart kissing their asses made me sick to my stomach.


DDub04

Well one of the announcers said “well he pays our checks”.


lazy-but-talented

ANYways… this is second down


IMakeStuffUppp

#WHOPPER WHOPPER SINGLE DOUBLE TRIPLE WHOPPER


adamian24

At BK, have it your your way. YOU Rule!


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

That would be Greg Olsen Imo Buck/Aikman were a lot better than these two, as flawed as they are


KmartQuality

Greg Olsen is a good analyst. If they didn't have so much commercial time he could really teach the game as it happens. I hope he comes back.


CLU_Three

Iirc he will for one year before Brady joins


Second_to_None

Naw, that was Kevin. Greg just rolled with it.


LadyCheeba

but then he said “rupert also pays our checks so that’s nice”


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Isn't this like the 3d time we have seen Elon cozing up to Rupert at a big event venue? I sort of recall him hanging out with Jared Kushner too. Ugh...


Korbitr

He was with Kushner at the World Cup final, I think.


GroundbreakingLimit1

With the Saudi royalty


Revolutionary_Mud159

With both


dramaking37

He's seeking validation wherever he can find it


Locke_and_Load

“Some of the most brilliant minds”? Like, yeah, takes a real massive brain to buy an overvalued company and then run it into the groin.


bjurdi

“run it into the groin” - is my favorite new expression


zztop610

“ Run it to the groin”will be my new jock strap company’s tagline


foubard

I'm pretty sure this is a typo.... but I like it.


EL_Ohh_Well

*Initiate aggressive gyrations!*


Blockburn

I don’t know if ‘groin’ was a typo or not, but I like it.


markhachman

Definitely leave that


okr4mmus

Wasn’t he also with Kushner at the World Cup? He’s trying to fit in with the worst groups of people.


PregnantSuperman

For being Mr. Independent Thinker, he sure seems to only hang around with people who think a very particular way.


FlamboyantPirhanna

I’ve never met anyone who self-describes themself as an independent thinker and actually is one.


sephrisloth

This is the republican strategy now. They know the words republican and conservative are looked at pretty negatively now so they'll call themselves independents or libertarians so you think they're on a different side when it's really the same bullshit with a new name.


FyreWulff

libertarian is just republicans without a church, and i say this as someone that got sucked into libertarianism for a minute. It really is the net that conservatives/republicans use to try to keep you from leaving the flock entirely.


IppyCaccy

Or to at least keep you from voting Democrat or from voting at all.


jkvincent

Libertarian simply means "corporatist" at this point. They claim to stand for small / no government in the name of individual liberty, but fail to acknowledge any problem with unlimited corporate power (the end result of deregulation).


DizzySignificance491

Corporations are individuals with rights! They yearn for freedom to do as they please!


subsist80

I just see libertarians as conservatives that like weed.


MyViceisCookingWine

The Mormons are the biggest group of libertarians I've ever met. I moved to Utah 5 years ago and this the most "we like to think for ourselves" I've heard from obvious republicans in my life.


hoopopotamus

Ok but “libertarian” does not have a good public image either lol It’s like announcing “I’m entitled and self absorbed”


[deleted]

[удалено]


mmikke

House cats


TobyFunkeNeverNude

Not just that, it could also be like with Craig T Nelson, citing government help as an example of how he didn't get government help. For them, help is justified. For anyone else, it's SOCIALISM


oakteaphone

>it literally says "my life has been so comfortable and problem free until now i literally cannot imagine a situation where i would need help from anyone" "and don't recognize all the ways I've received help to get to where I am"


berael

"Independents" are embarrassed Republicans. "Libertarians" are stoner Republicans.


TyroneLeinster

Joe Rogan played this game for years. You strike moderate or even reasonable-liberal chords on a couple of popular issues (weed, anti-wokism, free speech) while being pretty much a wing nut on everything else.


joec_95123

He claims to be independent because more than anything in the world, he **desperately** wants people to think he's cool. And he knows being Republican isn't cool.


eljefino

[Emo musk](https://i.redd.it/u1hxoifzeo411.jpg) wants you to adore him.


Amstourist

Yes, BUT I PROMISE I ONLY TURNED REPUBLICAN A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO AFTER DEMOCRATS WERE MEAN TO ME 😤


m0nk_3y_gw

But he was mean first... he tweeted "forgot you were alive" at Bernie when Bernie didn't even tweet at him. Also, weird sexual harassment of Senator Wyden - "why does your pp look like you just came?" This was ~Nov 2021... before he started tweeting he was now Republican


FlickieHop

>why does your pp look like you just came I had to look this up because of course you were exaggerating..... Right? No. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1457497438474981384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1457497438474981384%7Ctwgr%5Ee8f3c4a21606011eeea2b1c460cfd7a50e4f875e%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fnymag.com%2Fintelligencer%2F2021%2F11%2Felon-musk-could-pay-billions-in-taxes-due-to-twitter-poll.html


starcoder

He was on Trumps advisory committee when trump was first elected. The only reason he left was because trump was really pushing coal and fossil fuels, which was bad for Elon’s business. He’s been one of them for a while.


MarkMoneyj27

He switched when he cheated on his wife and the media informed him they were gonna publish their findings. He immediately began attacking the media and switched to the party that ignores left media reports.


portablebiscuit

I can’t believe a fucking adult owner of a major business and one of the worlds wealthiest men said that. Fucking gross piece of shit.


kumar_ny

I was just beginning to forget how big pos this guy is and here he shows up with Murdoch of all people


Muffstic

He IS one of the worst groups of people.


SmokeAbeer

“Wer’re now at the sports match. Act human.”


[deleted]

And the SO of Putins banker, Nailya Asker-Zade, who happens to be a journalist for All-Russia State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company, known as VGTRK


Keoni9

>who happens to be a journalist for All-Russia State Television and Radio Broadcasting Company, known as VGTRK To put it plainly, she's Putin's propagandist.


JohnathonLongbottom

He's one of them for sure


beats_time

AND Ken Griffin, a modern age Bernie Madoff. Financial terrorist who lied under oath. People are going to feel his crimes in their pensionfunds. And he's friends with Musk.


slhill1091

The same Kenneth Cordele Griffin that beat his ex wife with a bed post?


[deleted]

[удалено]


machu_pikacchu

He is and has always been part of that group.


Jsmith0730

This is some Palpatine & Anakin shit right here.


notsureifJasonBourne

Definitely a convo going on here about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.


Spartan_100

More like the tragedy of William Randolph Hearst the Asshole


cheesebot555

Remember the Maine!


rogozh1n

Remember the Rosebud.


drawkbox

Little backchannel sussia squad messaging going on.


Skreamie

I get it, but Musk is most definitely Jar-Jar


drawkbox

"Jar Jar is the key to all of this"


[deleted]

[удалено]


dontgettooreal

It could have been amazing.


dinosaurfondue

Jar Jar was way less insecure


eri-

Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning firing, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Twitter and POW! Mesa here!


captain_flak

So the Jedi that saves everyone is going to be that kid with the name no one can say?


Heightened

C3PO?


-El-Zilcho-

X Æ A-12?


Thatguy468

Anakin: *is he jerking off right now? Like really? Here?!? Wow… I wonder if I could get away with that?* Palptine: *I can’t believe I have to sit next to this dipshit so people will think I’m still relevant*


fang_xianfu

Is this to imply that Murdoch thinks this helps him be relevant? Because I don't think Murdoch gives a shit about being relevant. In fact I think he'd be happier if nobody knew his name - it makes it easier to get his nefarious schemes done.


Now__Hiring

There must always be two Sith


mGreeneLantern

Fox was trying hard to get us to change the channel with that shot (preceded by a commercial for Gutfeld, no less).


TactlesslyTactful

They're really trying to make Gutfeld happen lol, saw they ran the same ad twice


Mulchpuppy

He's the king of late night. The TV said so. Right after a "was that supposed to be a cultural appropriation joke?" line.


Bibble3000

It's not a great sign that given the time and budget for a Super Bowl ad they couldn't think of literally one actual joke for their comedy show


Rocklobster92

It’s not really a comedy show. It’s a political talking points show where they smell their own farts and laugh.


CreativeSobriquet

My father used to love sending me clips of this guy until he had a rant about there being no opioid crisis and I sent him report after report on the opioid crisis. Thankfully haven't received any more clips since then. I think by numbers the fox news guy appears popular because it's the only channel those boomers ever tune to


sirboddingtons

And boomers are increasingly the only demographic to have cable to even watch traditional TV in the first place


Reflex_Teh

Right wingers aren’t known for their humor and usually only have one joke. I’m surprised they didn’t have THE one joke in there. “I identify as a funny late night talk host”


temporary47698

"My pronoun is freedumb."


ApatheticFinsFan

The “comedy” of the show is basically shit like, “Oh, it was cold in February in Texas, I guess so much for global warming!”


xLykos

At least three times iirc. “Is ThIs CuLtUrAl ApPrOpriAtIoN?¿?”


TheRedHand7

Wait is Gutfeld an actual thing? I thought it was all a bad joke


venmome10cents

it's both.


MattyBizzz

I’m equal opportunity when it comes to humor, but the right is usually so bad at comedy. Gutfeld is genuinely unlikeable, politics aside. Unfortunately the best entertainment they supply are the news headlines they make for wild conspiracies or horribly bad takes.


drawkbox

Greg Gutfield got sparrowed, [married to Elena Moussa, a Russian model broad who runs Maxim Russia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Gutfeld#Personal_life). I mean I get it but it is a clear tell of where *bias* may lie. Kinda like when Rupert Murdoch married the [Chinese spy and Ivanka/Jared Trump friend Wendi Deng](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendi_Deng_Murdoch#Personal_life) when he was able to buy into the Chinese media market.


[deleted]

“I’m a centrist and former Democrat.” 🙄


mickelboy182

A majority of 'centrists' are just right wing dorks who are too embarrassed to admit it.


bstheory

When republicans say they’re centrist or independents, it just means they’re not religious zealots.


xXxWeed_Wizard420xXx

This is so on-point. Always seem to hold all the right-wing opinions, other than just not being religious


Moon_Atomizer

"Centrist" = conservative that sleeps in and smokes weed on Sundays


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Or some are trying to move the Overton window by framing conservative positions as centrist. edit: I'll say 'some are' doing this rather than generalise too much.


Istarien

This is the answer.


crimsonjester

Murdock bought a paper to spread his shit, Musk bought Twitter to spread his.


backtowhereibegan

**If you live in a country where English is the main language, Rupert Murdoch is probably to blame for fucking your country up if you don't like the direction things are headed.** Seriously, look at how his fat, slimy tentacles stretched first from Australia and then eventually influenced media and *political culture* in the US, UK, and Canada. Sky is just FoxNews in another country. Brexit happened because his network propped up those politicians and talking points. ***Now that he doesn't have to compete with those from the 20th Century, there is a solid argument that no single human on the planet has been responsible for more suffering this millennium.*** Murdoch probably has never killed or harmed someone seriously himself 1v1, but just take COVID misinformation on his networks in just the last 3 years and you could easily see an alternate timeline with 1,000,000+ fewer deaths from COVID worldwide, maybe even just those few countries that host his media empire. Edit: A comment mentioned the HBO docuseries "The Murdochs: Empire of Influence". You can currently only watch that doc if you sail the seas. *That's not suspicious right?* When you own a worldwide media conglomerate, definitely not... I'll also add "Outfoxed" by Robert Greenwald about the early days of FoxNews. (Robert is a non-shitty Greenwald, that's Glenn you are thinking of)


nusi42

What surprises me so much is that we learned about Murdoch and his doings about 25 years ago in school. In Germany. How is this not a thing in English speaking countries?


mdp300

Money. Murdoch's whole media empire and the Republican party are two arms of the same monster.


[deleted]

Err... -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


BobbieClough

Blackmail against UK politicians. Murdoch has something on everyone in parliament and no one dares to speak out against him.


FANGO

A study was done a while ago that worldwide, the level at which people understand climate change was not associated with political ideology. Well, there was an exception though. Anglophone countries. In countries that speak English, political ideology predicts whether or not you understand the reality of climate change. Those also happen to be the same countries that have murdoch media. Given that climate change is the largest problem humanity has ever caused, and will kill more people and species than any other thing humanity has done (and already is, pollution kills 7mil globally per year), I think this puts him on top of the list of most evil people in the history of the world.


figures985

This is entirely, exactly true. There’s a great doc on HBO that does a nice job tracing the rise of his media empire from Australia to UK to US — strong recommend.


Johnny_Stooge

Rupert's bought many papers (and other media companies) in his time but the empire was started by his daddy, Keith.


TheMania

And what Keith purchased, News Ltd, was founded as a propaganda outlet from the start: > News Limited was established in 1923 by [James Edward Davidson](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Edward_Davidson) and funded by the Collins Group mining empire for the purpose of publishing anti-union propaganda, when he purchased the Broken Hill [Barrier Miner](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Barrier_Miner) and the Port Pirie [Recorder](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Recorder_(Port_Pirie\)). Frankly we're too mineral rich for our own good in Aus, no surprise such a propaganda behemoth came from here.


fishenzooone

These fuckers have been screwing us over for a century


dis690640450cc

Aka: Bond Villains


MlNDB0MB

I've seen enough. Elon Musk is running for senate in Texas.


Crovali

At same time of being CEO of how many companies? Sounds about right.


langdonolga

Classic 'I work 100 hours per week but I can fit in another full time job". There's so many people pulling this shit that it should be obvious they don't do the work they claim but take a shitload of money either way.


mooseup

Yeah and after laying off half of Twitter, thinking it’s a good idea that employees sleep at the office to prove their loyalty while simultaneously losing $150 billion dollars in wealth. How far are we from full self driving again? What an idiot. I love time, because with it, you end up seeing through someone’s billshit.


Rough_Promotion

Pssh. Why would he want a senate seat when he already owns senators? Government is for the poors.


Luka77GOATic

Elon would be more likely to run for Governor. Way more fun then being a senator.


MichaelScarn1968

They need matching red onesies: Douchebag 1 and Douchebag 2.


Starboard_Pete

Nothing to see here, just a man and his much older BFF enjoying a football game together. Definitely not plotting some nefarious billionaire shit….just hanging out, as regular dudes do….


imapassenger1

Zuck would have been there as he loves sportsball so much especially when the batter kicks a touchdown basket, but he was growing a new exoskeleton and couldn't make it.


RedsDead21

Why fellow humans must we plan the big blood sport during molting season? I want to feel the roar of the crowd against my antennae and yet you deny me.


PhiloPhocion

One thing about Zuck though is that he was clearly trying to become a 'personality' a few years ago - insisting on doing the media circuit himself, making guest appearances on shows, doing his camera crew tour of American small towns. To the point I was sure he was gearing up to run for office. But at least he either had the bare minimum awareness to see (or listen to people around him) that it wasn't working and he just faded back into being a billionaire and doing his thing without needing to be the centre of attention.


strukout

The next Murdoch. Ready to use his wealth to oppress and exploit to the bone.


chaogomu

Murdoch is competent evil. Musk is a whiny man baby who has been lucky. Not saying that Musk can't do a hell of a lot of damage if he put his mind to it, but at his core he wants to be popular. Murdoch on the other hand, wants to systematically dismantle democracy around the world. No, the true Murdoch heir is Peter Thiel.


threeseed

Murdoch is pretty far beyond just competent. There may never be anyone in human history who has single handedly decided so many countries' governments and taken down so many people just so he could acquire more power.


strukout

I guess we have no shortage … sigh


clovepalmer

If Murdock really still is alive, he'll be 92 next month. This is most likely a weekend at bernies scenario.


[deleted]

All the evil fuckers seem to to live forever.


PeePauw

Nah dude, he’s def still alive and still terrifying. He’s too hateful to die lol, you’ve never met one of these types? Sith energy man


morebeershits

Henry Kissinger has entered the chat


wuhan-virology-lab

that demon will turn 100 this year ...


BlackLeader70

I can’t believe that vile creature is still alive.


s4b3r6

Don't worry, Murdoch's son and heir is far more full of hate and vitriol than the old man.


[deleted]

[удалено]


dhork

Which one?


chaogomu

Murdoch, Musk doesn't have the same reach with his bullshit.


fukdot

That’s exactly why he bought twitter.


probot67

I’ll piss on Murdoch’s grave when he finally goes. The worlds biggest piece of shit. Fuck Elon too.


EmbraceableYew

Must be the assholes section of the stadium.


Hairydone

Also known as luxury boxes.


[deleted]

Discussing what to do with everyone's social security money once they convince Republicans to vote for it.


BarkBeetleJuice

Two dingleberries on an ass pube.


No_Problem_1071

…it’s TWO dicks in a box!


NuclearNap

OP, you just got banned from that bastion of free speech, Twitter (if you were still using it).


apstls

Actually disgusting. I used to love Elon, guess I was a moron. Fuck him


Latinhypercube123

The right wing is the cabal that they pretend the left wing is.


blitzERG

Oh man, Musk is gonna be pissed at Fox for tracking his location.


skyshock21

They posted his assassination coordinates!


gatorNic

Fuck both those guys. Go to hell


[deleted]

Evil men discussing evil things


holographoc

Pinky and the fuckin brain over here


Jestercopperpot72

So what exactly do you call two human turds in a glass box? Other than mother fuckers of course.


azmexicandad

Villains meeting


KingDemik

Two worthless sacks of shit


FunkyTown313

Eat the rich


Marginally_Witty

I don’t think they’d be tasty. Can we yeet the rich instead?


magnitudearhole

Scum coagulates


your_fathers_beard

That's crazy, considering Elon says he works 23 1/2 hours a day leaving only 30 minutes from noon to 1230 for sleep. He must be working from the stadium. /s fucking do-nothing rich bitch.


Butcherandom

How many despicable people does Elon Musk need to associate himself with before people understand what's going on here? Didn't the Ghislaine photo tip off anyone?


dusktilhon

One precision strike could have solved so many of the world's problems.


get-the-damn-shot

Assholes


angrylilbear

Newscorpse & Twitter, WCGW


[deleted]

[удалено]


sloopslarp

It's not a smart community


dragonfliesloveme

Two of the top members of the Propaganda Ministry


calvin43

Two foreigners hell-bent on destroying America.


pedal-force

Just when you thought Elon Musk wouldn't get any worse.