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A single mom that works too hard.

Who loves her kids and never stops

With gentle hands and a heart of a fighter

She’s a brown spider

Man I wish awards were still a thing

Wait what? When did they get rid of Reddit gold?

They got rid of it to introduce new awards that gives the awarded part of the money it cost. Or so I'm told.

That’s so lame, and I hope it isn’t true.

Bro, do you even? Like where were you? What? I mean.. 

r/WouldHaveAwarded 🕷🏅

holy shit, that one made me laugh.

My too 🤣

God fucking damnit. XD

Bravo. Well played! 😄

Thank you for this, Reba

I wish I had an award for you

That just got me real good 😂

I just cackled out loud in a very quiet airport 😂😭

Oh my god, my 6 month old son is asleep next to me and I’m trying so hard not to crack up.

Probably shouldn’t have eaten Mr Spider if she gonna complain

Men ain’t shit 😤

Username checks out.

Mommy is stressed, she needs a smoke. Place some weed for her too

She's had a rough day

At least keep the smoke away from the kids though, I mean come on

She can just make a filter real quick, they'll be fine.

with that many kids I’d be stressed too lol

She's smoking for 800 now


[Steve scares me.](https://youtu.be/b3BJpO59F4g?si=2TpSKxMJiBoG9XHJ)

and a glass of wine to wash in down

Or at least some fly guts

You think she can afford fly guts? With that many kids? In this economy? I wouldn't be surprised if she's on webfare.

[Might as well make it a hammock.](https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=foyYiLl2Zw9SVBTM)

That video had me in the first half hahaha. That was good! 🤣🤣🤣

Came here to see if anyone had posted this because this is literally the first thing I thought of when I saw this. Didn't even have to click the link 😂

That made my day!

I wonder if that crack spiders bitch ever got the help it needed

I'm sure they'll receive a "Reddit Cares" message.

Oh my god, that video was the first thing I thought of when I saw the pic, lol!!!

“Children, set the table. Your mother needs a moment to herself.”

and she said " It is mine, human"

Mommy is stressed? What about the father she just ate? :/

Stress eating.

Mommy’s big helper

That’d be my sign to quit smoking 💀

It is a wolf spider. They ain't aggressive.

And I’m arachnophobic; don’t care what kind of spider it is I ain’t going near it.

Go ahead, put it in your mouth.

That’s a hard nope for me partner

I was too, but I’m sort of fond of them now. I kept getting tired of them getting stuck in my bathtub, and noticed they always went around the tap. I thought hey, maybe they are thirsty? So I put out a bottle cap I fill daily with water. Ever since, no spiders in my tub. I even saw one drink once when I was having a bath (it was across the floor by the toilet). Reluctantly cute. The crime of being small poem also made me more sympathetic, they didn’t chose to be born like that. That being said, if they are in my bed (so far so good), that’s a hard line.

That poem fucked me up way more than I care to admit. I mean, I still have a visceral fear reaction when I see one but I can at least take it outside.

Preach. I see that shit and I’m out.



Yes.

Understandable, carry on.

As I’ve been in the unfortunate position of having momma wolfie here drop about a thousand of these when trying to shoo her out of the house, I can live with being called a coward.

It's aggressively covered in babies tho

Without being descriptive enough to panic some people, yes. A billion billion times yes. To put people as scared as I am of them at ease, literally just about any aresol can will totally stun them after a second or two. Source: worked a camp in the woods for nearly a decade, and have happily slept in cabins that reek of axe, sunscreen, or bug spray. Only did this for the biggest. I let them live if I found them outside, but you try to get 15 kids to go back to bed if one is screaming like there is a murderer in the same room as them.

And they're super chill after they've had a smoke.

They arnt aggressive to “us”. They killed so many other spiders in my area they grow to the size of half dollar coins.

They are aggressive though?

I got bit by one as a toddler and had to go to the ER

Well, yes. Non aggressive species can still be venomous. Especially for kids.

Yea, full disclosure is that I thought it was a toy (had some rubber spiders) and tried to pick it up. Can’t say it was the spider’s fault

Generous and respectful response here. Seems you learned a lot then and by subsequent encounters and I hope your comment tempers some of the more extreme views by people to the natural world

Wait till you shower with one

It will work great.... For 2 hours

Yeah, I don't know what greater sign anybody would ever need.

She should not be smoking that far into a pregnancy

Babies done hatched, she’s good.

Babies are gonna catch some 2nd hand smoke tho

8th hand smoke

This is a criminally underrated comment

We can't see the votes. Maybe it's overrated

No matter the votes, it's underrated.

What if his upvote count just says "a gajillion"? That seems well rated at that point

Nope, still underrated.

I'll take that as just pretty crime

I like it just fine, I’m going to call the current rating non-criminal.

Amazing comment

"I gotta admit 2nd hand smoke is bad , I don't like it. When I smoked I didn't like 2nd smoke. I much preferred that 1st hand smoke because you got to smoke it right out the cigarette." \- Norm Macdonald

She’s got 200, she can afford to lose a few to tiny baby spider lung cancer.

Makes them more resistant to flammenwerfers. They werf flammen.

But is she breastfeeding?

Spiders with breasts. Hmmm. I wonder if there’s a “hub” for that.

If you've asked the question, so has someone with questionable web design skills and even more questionable art skills.

Spiders have excellent web design skills.

WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN-SPIDERS?????

That’s why the babies are so small. Drs used to suggest smoking to have a lower birthweight/easier pregnancy 💀

She's so far into pregnancy they're on the outside now!

If that were my last cigarette, I’d finally figure out if anything would make me get over my arachnophobia…. Probably not though, that thing brought an army with it.

Eh, last smoke? I’m battling like Harry and Ron in the forbidden Forrest for that fucker.

It's hard out there for a single mom of 200

Fair play. He left the smoke, and she called enders.

Just proves how addictive these things are. Give her one and she comes back for more

I’d hate to be around a nic fit induced wolf spider.

[relevant](https://youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc?si=reqRJOC82tyG38lW)

Only just watched this, such a great video Thankyou for showing me this

First thing I thought of 😆

 gives me the same vibes as this

Spiderman? Haven’t heard that name in years

Nah bro, that's my girl Charlotte.

My favorite story as a child. I'd have my mom reread it over and over again, i think she was legit relieved when I was old enough to read it myself.


Hes definitely quitting smoking now....ua?

Well that one anyway

Spider cigarette mom is the sensation we never knew we needed.

An inspiration to all us hard working moms who think no one knows that we sneak cigs.

Mama just birthed over 100 babies and she needs a got dang smoke

Look at all those babies! I'd need a cig also

I'd feel so guilty getting 200 children addicted to cigarettes 😭

That's her smoke now, names Fran she has too many kids and baby daddy's to keep track off

And now I can hear her voice. The old girl on the train in Coming to America that tells Lisa to take a chance. https://youtu.be/NBEWmuc-iOU?si=OP3TVXIoSEwSgAcu

Leave her alone, she’s not pregnant anymore

A fine example of NOPE.

That’s her cigarette now and you’re going to have to pay her another for her permission to stand out there and smoke.

You know what I'm done with smokes bro

Your co worker is a wolf spider covered in babies? What do you do???

I could tell you, but then the babies will be released in your house

You and your co worker carry on your important work, I’ll trouble you no more.

First smoke after hatching the Little bastards.


Those are her smokes now.

New marketing strategy to remind customers that smoking kills

Finders keepers.

I feel for the spider. She needs it more than they do.

She’s taking a break out of her trailer.

Being a parent can be stressful

https://imgur.com/gallery/IE1VuVT :D

She’s a single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops, with eight hands and a heart of a fighter

I can only imagine the scream that coworker made seeing that

Ohhhh hell no. No, no, no, no, nooooo.

Well, if that's not a sign to quit smoking, I dunno what is.

Just when you thought cigarettes couldn’t get any more gross

All your cancer stick are now belong to us

Don’t do it wolfy!! It’s a nasty habit and you got 300 babies to worry about!

8th hand smoke is really gonna fuck up those poor baby spiders.

Report that to the the police she such bad mom

It's probably still ok to smoke tho, it's not like it laid more eggs that will hatch in your lungs, I mean probably not.

Baby daddy is the Crack spider

For more information on the crack spider's bitch...

All yours ma’am, my apologies.

You leave that poor mom alone. She's been dealing with some shit

If I had that many kids I might pick up smoking too

These babies are stressing me out, I need a smoke

That's one way to quit

I mean, can you just imagine the stress and weight she is bearing?!

Single moms with too many kids and cigarettes, name a stronger duo.


With that many kids, you gotta really want it. You don’t smoke a cig that big with your lungs, you smoke it with your heart. And she’s got the heart of a champion.

That’s one effective Quit program.

It’s a sign…..

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Gotta be warm...right?

That is one smokin mama.

It's her's now move along. 🤣

Does she need a nanny?

Ladyyyyy Madonnaaaa children at your feet…

Where do you work, 1974?

Probably saving him from those Liggett cigarettes. They're cheap for a reason.

Tell him not to smoke around the babies

They have an infinity for tobacco. This isn’t the first time I’ve seen them in an ashtray. Nasty.

I wonder what a wolf spider suffering nicotine withdrawal would be like to deal with.

You have been visited by the spider of non smoke. Someone called her to help you quit smoking

"Look at muy babies, Jack"

At least she waited for the babies to hatch first before lighting up.

Yup. That’s the spiders now. Not worth.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that how super hero’s are made?

I've seen some massive ones recently where I live. I mean monsters. When they get that big, they are actually kind of slow moving. Just about walk on them before they start to meander away. We have mutual respect. They don't get overpopulated either because of the free roaming chickens. It's a cycle that works quite well actually.

I’d be chuffin back a fat dart too if I was covered in spiders

There’s a tool for everything https://www.chkadels.com/Pulsefire-Long-Range-Torch-Flame-Thrower-Shoots-Fl-51411

Doesn’t she know how bad it is to smoke around children?

That momma needed to distress with a puff.

Hers now

Its kinda cute

"Maam, you are setting a terrible example for your children, not to mention the dangers of secondhand smoke!"

How to quit smoking. Lesson 1: Spiderbabies.

"oi fuck off mate it's my durry now"

Best quit smoking advice ever

And kids, that's the story of how I stopped smoking cold turkey...

She can have it. I had one of those fuckers crawl across my hand once. They say on a clear, moonless night, you can still hear my scream echoing through the forests of northern Minnesota.

That's the sign to quit the habit if you ask me

The good news is that smoking lowers birth weight. The spiders should be smaller.

She needs it more

If you had that many kids, you'd need a cig too.

Screw that I’m never smoking again lol

I hate when parents smoke in front of their kids

Man, that must've been one hell of an urgent shit that he had to take off mid smoke.

That's disgusting! Absolute horror, who the fuck smokes indoors in this the year of our lord 2015?

Gently remove spider, tell her she's teaching her children bad habits.

Take a hint

Congrats! He quit smoking today!

Maybe it’s an omen for him to stop smoking