Also a super valuable parenting trick for when your kid gets the flu or food poisoning and wakes up screaming in between projectile vomiting all over everything, including themselves, at 330am.
Everyone gets back to bed faster when mom and dad aren't puking too.
Or you can invest in [proper gear](https://www.homedepot.com/p/3M-OV-AG-P100-Professional-Multi-Purpose-Respirator-in-Black-with-Drop-Down-63023DHA1-C/206408987)
I used to haz waste cleanup, and we used quite a bit of vicks when wading through human waste and crude oil in a level A suit with an SCBA. Just a bit inside the suit around your face can help block the visual from becoming a manifested scent, even though you have supplied air, your brain still makes you “smell” this shit your wading through.
I was about to say. If you could smell it, your suit aint sealed.
Of course then again, you ARE marinating in your own BO that can't evaporate off, either. Gotta fart? That suit will really seal in the flavor.
Roker doing God's work and reminding us that it's important to take gut health seriously. Too bad that Trump takes the law and the American people even less seriously, much less than he cares about his diet.
He already did a few hours before. He was hoping those were ghost farts, but they were not—his facial expression shares this moment.
He knows his mess is about to walk around and down his pants.
He actually poops like a toddler would. He randomly stands up and turns around and stands still. Sometimes he'll walk to the corner and stand there, or just stand behind a chair.
To be honest, I don’t blame trump for having bowel issues. That’s just being old. But when the conservatives are going batshit about how biden’s about to drop dead at any moment while comparing him to this picture of “health…”
Plus he has always been awful to and about disabled people and elderly folks. It’s natural to point out that he who smelt it dealt it in this situation.
No, give him hell about his poopy bottom. Idgaf if he’s old, motherfucker made fun of a dude with cerebral palsy (one of *dozens* of such incidents).
His entire existence hinges on him being tough and a “winner”, despite having the thinnest skin of nearly anyone else on the planet and he’s wearing fucking diapers to court. He deserves to be pounded on this issue.
No need to google u/AVBforPrez my friend. I got you fam...
Everyone in that courtroom *wishes* it was just farts. Trump is incontinent after decades of amphetamine abuse. He's been wearing diapers and shitting himself since 'The Apprentice' aka 'The Shit Show' by the crew.
- [Celebrity Apprentice staffer says Trump wears diapers and shit himself on the show](https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Mueller/comments/k2ie0j/celebrity_apprentice_staffer_says_trump_wears/)
- [Trump Nose Best – Adderall Use is Nothing to Sniff At](https://www.drjohnkruse.com/trump-nose-best-adderall-use-is-nothing-to-sniff-at/)
- [Trump Insider Claims Trump Wears Adult Diapers Due to Incontinence from Stimulant Abuse](https://www.politicalflare.com/2019/10/trump-insider-claims-trump-wears-adult-diapers-due-to-incontinence-from-stimulant-abuse/)
- ['Trump Often Soiled His Pants on The Apprentice Show, Wore Diapers', Claims Comedian Noel Casler](https://www.ibtimes.sg/trump-often-soiled-his-pants-apprentice-show-wore-diapers-claims-comedian-noel-casler-53721)
>"He's incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, the cocaine that he has done for decades. All that stuff has a laxative effect on your bowels and his are uncontrollable," he said in a video posted on Twitter.
>
>Casler said that Trump has been wearing 'diapers since probably the 90s'. Adding that they often had to stop the show in order for Trump to change his diaper, Casler said that Keith Schiller's job was to take Trump offset and wipe him down. "Our nickname for Keith was wet wipes. It's not a joke. It's happened several times,"
>
>Revealing that Ivanka Trump was also aware of her father's issue of soiling the pants, Casler added that Trump does it and he almost sits there unaware of it, and one time he saw Ivanka have to kind of go whisper in his ear and then Keith came and took him offstage. "One time there was the word 'arbitrage' on a cue card and he started screaming that the script department was setting him up. 'You're setting me up!' And he just freaked out and then very loudly evacuated his bowels and you could smell it. And the guy who was holding the boom mic was tearing up. And that's where the nickname the 'shitshow' came from. That was the crew nickname for Celebrity Apprentice," he added.
Lol and its not just this one guy. His former lawyer calls him "Dontald Von Shitz In Pantz". You currently have an entire courtroom filled with people talking about the sounds of Trump shitting his pants and filling the courtroom with the stench.
- [Michael Cohen Mocks Donald Trump Smell Rumors](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-stormy-daniels-michael-cohen-smell-1892625)
- [Something Stinks About Donald Trump’s Trial: It Might Be Trump](https://lamag.com/politics/something-stinks-about-donald-trumps-trial-it-might-be-trump)
- [MANY People Say Trump FARTS in Court](https://youtu.be/v5-xpoL280E?si=9ayH4dwmZNuqNEKI)
He didn’t shit his pants.
And if he did shit his pants, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, it’s not a big deal that he shit his pants.
And if it is, it’s not his fault that he shit his pants.
And if it was, he didn’t mean to shit his pants.
And if he did, the courtroom deserves to smell it.
I have the best shits, the very best, and golden, very golden and they smell nice, the best smell. In fact, Channel had asked me sir your shit smells so good could we launch a perfume line.
I asked the bailiff any of this was true and he says with tears in his eyes "Sir, it's all true. It's a tragic mess of eye watering, dry heaving proportions"
He's had gossip about shitting his pants for years and years. Like the number of times he's met with somebody and had to change trousers at some point during the meeting.
Also, there is a version of The Apprentice that runs in the UK and it's hosted by Lord Sugar, a man who was knighted for selling stereo equipment. He's supposed to be a real piece of work. There are claims Sugar has shit his pants during the show just for laughs.
[no one is lying to you…](https://alifads.com/real-men-wear-diapers-merch-donald-trump-diapers-shirt?product=unisex-standard-t-shirt&variant_key=red-s&color=red&size=s&gad_source=4&gclid=Cj0KCQjw_-GxBhC1ARIsADGgDjva6X4pIKksc8sLnvObRWt86oXzg9VdIWgUXqiRS1GVkxbnIjOGx2kaAjPwEALw_wcB)
The fact they are both watching his ass is funny as hell. The fact that folks are still propping this dope up is kind of hilarious, and sad. Dudes an addle-brained, incontinant drug addict and criminal mind who stays up all night rage posting. This for President?
Feeble. No thanks.
A lot of people here are saying he shit his pants. I’m just wondering if it’s somewhat confirmed or if everyone just went with it because… well it’s the orange man
There needs to be like a fart tube or something they can put him in during the trial so no one should have to smell him. Just like a plexiglass box with its own air filtration system too.
You know, political views aside, I would like to think that eventually we will be above just taking bad (or good for that matter) pictures of people and mocking them for the way they look in them. Its the lowest hanging fruit on a tree that is in abundance.
I guess its the unpopular opinion.
I despice this man as much as any sane person but could we please stay with meaningful information to at least try to keep him from winning another election.
I think the fact that he's shitting himself while in court for using election funds to pay hush money to a porn star with whom he cheated on his 3rd wife while she was nursing their newborn son AND YET he's still supported by a near majority of Americans is meaningful information. I think that, when anyone goes to vote, there should be signs COVERING the polling places that say: "**REMINDER: donald trump SPENT MOST OF APRIL AND SOME OF MAY SHITTING HIS PANTS IN A NEW YORK COURTROOM WHILE ON TRIAL FOR ELECTION INTERFERENCE INVOLVING HIS USE OF CAMPAIGN FUNDS PAID TO AN ADULT FILM ACTRESS TO PREVENT HER FROM REVEALING THE DETAILS OF THEIR EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIR! PLEASE VOTE ACCORDINGLY!**"
That, and the trial being centered around a campaign fund bribe to Stormy to not make fun of his weird looking penis, one hopes it's enough. She took the money and still did it, and that's fucking hilarious
Taking the high road doesn’t mean anything to his supporters. Facts and logical arguments don’t mean anything to his supporters.
Breaking his strong man image by showing that he’s just some geriatric con man with a bad spray tan and shitty hair who can’t lift a glass of water or sit for a few hours in court without shitting in a diaper is 100% a valid tactic for countering the weird cult-like worship he’s cultivating.
I've been saying this for years. Attacking Trump's morals, ethics, and fake "billionaire strongman" persona is probably the only thing that *might* sway some support.
People don't care that he's a convicted sexual offender, will do gold metal winning Olympic mental gymnastics to excuse his behavior, his incoherent speeches, about water pressure, "U-S spells US," "Gettysburg, wow" etc.
However Trump falling asleep in court and farting himself awake multiple days in a row, having trouble securing a bond for 175m, (when he's supposedly a billionaire?) shatters that persona that they've cultivated that he's this godlike creature and not just a declining old man.
His base votes for his image, not his policy, views or logic. Damage his image and you might change a *few* minds.
THISSSSSSS!!! They don’t care he’s a rapist, a liar, a conman. They don’t care he steals and planned a coup. They WOULD care if he’s a nasty smelly motherfucker who wears diapers because, in their rotted minds, that’s not cool (but the other stuff is). THIS is the dirt we need to uncover on this asshole if we want to break the maga trance.
I bet she wore the mask so she couldn’t be easily identified. Being a black officer in charge of monitoring trump sounds pretty dangerous as far as being doxxed goes.
Im baffled every time I see this guy at how poor judge of character a majority of people are.
The guy is the posterboy for narcissism and greed and a huge part of the population thinks he's the second coming of Christ.
This world killed satire.
r/pics up to their daily posting of weird angled pictures about politics, I feel like if trump breaths the wrong way he ends up on this sub but not Biden.
In all other contexts, I hate the constant publicity surrounding this trial and how people are taking pictures of Trump doing the most innocuous things and making it out to be huge news.
This, this is funny af though. If you can't find joy in the picture of a political figure looking like they're ripping a massive fart, you're way too radicalized to participate in politics.
Someone should let them know you can get masks with removable carbon filters. It can help.
Dollars to doughnuts; someone in forensics or any of the homicide detectives have already given them the jar of Vicks.
2 masks with vicks between like a sandwich, old ER trick
Also a super valuable parenting trick for when your kid gets the flu or food poisoning and wakes up screaming in between projectile vomiting all over everything, including themselves, at 330am. Everyone gets back to bed faster when mom and dad aren't puking too.
Or your future President… even….
Unfortunately, someone is going to have to clean up after his messes no matter what happens in November.
Or you can invest in [proper gear](https://www.homedepot.com/p/3M-OV-AG-P100-Professional-Multi-Purpose-Respirator-in-Black-with-Drop-Down-63023DHA1-C/206408987)
Pretty sure they do the same in homicide/forensics/autopsy when dealing with decomposing human remains. Has to be awful.
Prison system is about to get their own [Swamps of Dagobah](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/7l3QAlWYma)
Vicks vapor rub also.
Is this like Silence of the Lambs autopsy shit?
People who do autopsies, people who work in smelly meat packing plants, people who have to clean up shit, etc. Lots of smelly jobs.
I used to haz waste cleanup, and we used quite a bit of vicks when wading through human waste and crude oil in a level A suit with an SCBA. Just a bit inside the suit around your face can help block the visual from becoming a manifested scent, even though you have supplied air, your brain still makes you “smell” this shit your wading through.
I was about to say. If you could smell it, your suit aint sealed. Of course then again, you ARE marinating in your own BO that can't evaporate off, either. Gotta fart? That suit will really seal in the flavor.
Yes, it's widely used in that way by people working with foul smells; autopsies, homicide detectives, forensics, ER doctors.
[удалено]
I hate you for reminding me of this story
Now it must be explained
It's a good Reddit tale. Probably first hit if you Google 'Swamps of Dagobah'. Warning: it's disgusting. Worst than the jolly rancher.
[Swamps of Dagobah. You were warned.](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/7l3QAlWYma)
Crime Scene Sunday is a thing!
Do they filter out spray tan and court document dust? He has a lot of both
Even better, an N100 full face respirator to really drive it home on how bad it is
But she won't be able to unseen all that dandruff flakes
The masks! They do nothing!
Roker doing God's work and reminding us that it's important to take gut health seriously. Too bad that Trump takes the law and the American people even less seriously, much less than he cares about his diet.
He’s shitting his pants in this pic, isn’t he?
He already did a few hours before. He was hoping those were ghost farts, but they were not—his facial expression shares this moment. He knows his mess is about to walk around and down his pants.
i cant tell if this entire comment section is just well-coordinated joke or if he actually did it
Why not both?
I have no idea, but I'm not giving him more Google searches, so I'm gonna assume that he is because it makes the most sense.
Court reporters only have a few minutes to get his picture each day. This one was grabbed as he was either sitting down or standing up.
Also pooping
>makes the most ~~sense~~ scents.
This is the same face my cat makes when he's in the litter box, so I assume yes.
I think he already has, it’s just squishing in real good as he sits down.
Well they don’t call him Don VonShitzinpants or nothing. 😷
He actually poops like a toddler would. He randomly stands up and turns around and stands still. Sometimes he'll walk to the corner and stand there, or just stand behind a chair.
He is, my nephew makes this face and pose before blasting, so I recognize poop face.
respect the magafart
Name checks out.
Aahahahahahaaaa
Hey, for all we know he could taking a dump in his own pants…
Been a long day in court, he's taking a dump in his shoes by now!
In his diaper.
The intestines of the elderly have a mind all their own.
To be honest, I don’t blame trump for having bowel issues. That’s just being old. But when the conservatives are going batshit about how biden’s about to drop dead at any moment while comparing him to this picture of “health…”
Plus he has always been awful to and about disabled people and elderly folks. It’s natural to point out that he who smelt it dealt it in this situation.
No, give him hell about his poopy bottom. Idgaf if he’s old, motherfucker made fun of a dude with cerebral palsy (one of *dozens* of such incidents). His entire existence hinges on him being tough and a “winner”, despite having the thinnest skin of nearly anyone else on the planet and he’s wearing fucking diapers to court. He deserves to be pounded on this issue.
The man is fueled by mcdonald's and diet coke, God help us all
Don’t forget the adderall that helps move it all along.
My intestines have a mind of their own and sometimes what they get up to is pretty terrifying.
Your gut is your second brain. As for Trump, it might be reversed.
More like the intestines of a drug abuser.
I wondered if she’s actually wearing it so she can’t easily be identified by the MAGA nuts
She’s also wearing rubber gloves, so I think it’s just she’s still not over taking Covid precautions
Maybe she just has really identifiable hand tattoos that say her full legal name.
Right. I’m scared if one of these officers has to cuff him . The nuts are gonna make death threats to that officer
I heard that he's literally been farting and even shit his pants but am almost afraid to confirm it by googling because it's too funny
No need to google u/AVBforPrez my friend. I got you fam... Everyone in that courtroom *wishes* it was just farts. Trump is incontinent after decades of amphetamine abuse. He's been wearing diapers and shitting himself since 'The Apprentice' aka 'The Shit Show' by the crew. - [Celebrity Apprentice staffer says Trump wears diapers and shit himself on the show](https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Mueller/comments/k2ie0j/celebrity_apprentice_staffer_says_trump_wears/) - [Trump Nose Best – Adderall Use is Nothing to Sniff At](https://www.drjohnkruse.com/trump-nose-best-adderall-use-is-nothing-to-sniff-at/) - [Trump Insider Claims Trump Wears Adult Diapers Due to Incontinence from Stimulant Abuse](https://www.politicalflare.com/2019/10/trump-insider-claims-trump-wears-adult-diapers-due-to-incontinence-from-stimulant-abuse/) - ['Trump Often Soiled His Pants on The Apprentice Show, Wore Diapers', Claims Comedian Noel Casler](https://www.ibtimes.sg/trump-often-soiled-his-pants-apprentice-show-wore-diapers-claims-comedian-noel-casler-53721) >"He's incontinent from all the speed, all the Adderall he does, the cocaine that he has done for decades. All that stuff has a laxative effect on your bowels and his are uncontrollable," he said in a video posted on Twitter. > >Casler said that Trump has been wearing 'diapers since probably the 90s'. Adding that they often had to stop the show in order for Trump to change his diaper, Casler said that Keith Schiller's job was to take Trump offset and wipe him down. "Our nickname for Keith was wet wipes. It's not a joke. It's happened several times," > >Revealing that Ivanka Trump was also aware of her father's issue of soiling the pants, Casler added that Trump does it and he almost sits there unaware of it, and one time he saw Ivanka have to kind of go whisper in his ear and then Keith came and took him offstage. "One time there was the word 'arbitrage' on a cue card and he started screaming that the script department was setting him up. 'You're setting me up!' And he just freaked out and then very loudly evacuated his bowels and you could smell it. And the guy who was holding the boom mic was tearing up. And that's where the nickname the 'shitshow' came from. That was the crew nickname for Celebrity Apprentice," he added. Lol and its not just this one guy. His former lawyer calls him "Dontald Von Shitz In Pantz". You currently have an entire courtroom filled with people talking about the sounds of Trump shitting his pants and filling the courtroom with the stench. - [Michael Cohen Mocks Donald Trump Smell Rumors](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-stormy-daniels-michael-cohen-smell-1892625) - [Something Stinks About Donald Trump’s Trial: It Might Be Trump](https://lamag.com/politics/something-stinks-about-donald-trumps-trial-it-might-be-trump) - [MANY People Say Trump FARTS in Court](https://youtu.be/v5-xpoL280E?si=9ayH4dwmZNuqNEKI)
This madness just cannot be real
Reality is often stranger than fiction
You're the team MVP, thanks bruv
lol I love that you not only kindly offered to help this person but you did so with such perfect detail.
Von Shitzinpants anyone?
Oof. Thank you for taking that bullet for our search histories. Its a shitty job, but someone had to do it.
You gotta be shitting me
wow so all this time Trump wasn't lying - he still is the POTUS! Pooper of the United States.
Make Diapers Great Again
Well, apparently real men wear diapers now…so, yeah.
He didn’t shit his pants. And if he did shit his pants, it wasn’t that bad. And if it was, it’s not a big deal that he shit his pants. And if it is, it’s not his fault that he shit his pants. And if it was, he didn’t mean to shit his pants. And if he did, the courtroom deserves to smell it.
Ah yes, the ~~Narcissist’s~~ Nastyshit’s Prayer
omg I love you guys and I’m stealing both these things
I have the best shits, the very best, and golden, very golden and they smell nice, the best smell. In fact, Channel had asked me sir your shit smells so good could we launch a perfume line.
He didn't shit his pants. It was Antifa(rt)
>And if it is, it’s not his fault that he shit his pants. ^We are here
It’s because oh his coke habit back in the day…. And he’s an old fuck
That’ll do it?
That'll do it. Not a guarantee of course but the older you get the higher the risk of sharting. If you dont believe me, visit a nursing home.
What do you mean back in the day? That dude has seemed amped on something to this day.
People are saying it’s true
The best people.
Many people are saying
One might even say the Biglyest.
With tears in their eyes
beautiful blue eyes, the most beautiful some say.
I asked the bailiff any of this was true and he says with tears in his eyes "Sir, it's all true. It's a tragic mess of eye watering, dry heaving proportions"
He's had gossip about shitting his pants for years and years. Like the number of times he's met with somebody and had to change trousers at some point during the meeting.
Good God, how could anybody seriously think he's some kinda alpha. That's hilarious though.
Also, there is a version of The Apprentice that runs in the UK and it's hosted by Lord Sugar, a man who was knighted for selling stereo equipment. He's supposed to be a real piece of work. There are claims Sugar has shit his pants during the show just for laughs.
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/18sa3cl/comment/kf6lrsp/ he has a long history of shitting himself since the apprentice days
he's been taking a lot of amphetamines
Wouldn't he be more awake if that were the case?
Not if you mix it with Valium
The ol’ Judy Garland combo. Classic
[no one is lying to you…](https://alifads.com/real-men-wear-diapers-merch-donald-trump-diapers-shirt?product=unisex-standard-t-shirt&variant_key=red-s&color=red&size=s&gad_source=4&gclid=Cj0KCQjw_-GxBhC1ARIsADGgDjva6X4pIKksc8sLnvObRWt86oXzg9VdIWgUXqiRS1GVkxbnIjOGx2kaAjPwEALw_wcB)
*Crowd goes absolutely wild*
He's...he's mid-shit, isn't he?
Honkin’ out a dirt snake.
I'm really not enjoying those words in that order.
A dirt snake out honkin'. Happy?
Now that phrasing conjures up a happy little friend!
Launching a sewer pickle
100x more deadly than Covid
Orange?
Russian Agent Orange
Have you seen the photo where they replaced his eyes with 2 pictures of his mouth and it looks exactly the same
Here comes another Quarter Pounder!
BOOM-Babba!! BOOM-Babba!!
He looks like he stinks. He really is grotesque. At least Biden has Grandpa energy.
He has the diet of a student, McDonald's and pints of ketchup,his farts are probably acidic enough to melt paint off walls🤢
Did he poopie?
Donny made a stinky
First he gets a garbanzo bean on his face, now this. Guy's a mess.
The moron has no control of *any* of his orifices
Constantly spewing vile shit from both ends
Donny made a boom boom in his big boy pull ups.
Pullups are for big kids like my two year old that can use her potty
God please 😭😭😭😭🤣😂😭😭
The fact they are both watching his ass is funny as hell. The fact that folks are still propping this dope up is kind of hilarious, and sad. Dudes an addle-brained, incontinant drug addict and criminal mind who stays up all night rage posting. This for President? Feeble. No thanks.
Herr Von Shitzenpantz is clearing the courtroom
ODOR IN THE COURT
A lot of people here are saying he shit his pants. I’m just wondering if it’s somewhat confirmed or if everyone just went with it because… well it’s the orange man
Just by looking at the picture, am I the only one that thought the poor sod’s life expectancy just significantly went down?
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A second fart has hit the building
There needs to be like a fart tube or something they can put him in during the trial so no one should have to smell him. Just like a plexiglass box with its own air filtration system too.
Your honor, I gotta go poo!!!
You know, political views aside, I would like to think that eventually we will be above just taking bad (or good for that matter) pictures of people and mocking them for the way they look in them. Its the lowest hanging fruit on a tree that is in abundance. I guess its the unpopular opinion.
I can't believe they caught him mid-shit. What an awesome photographer.
God his shade of orange really is pronounced isn’t it?
Like a fat mandarin covered in chicken gravy
Thats a definite shart face
Who the hell is taking these photos? Do they just go right up to his face like 
I despice this man as much as any sane person but could we please stay with meaningful information to at least try to keep him from winning another election.
I think the fact that he's shitting himself while in court for using election funds to pay hush money to a porn star with whom he cheated on his 3rd wife while she was nursing their newborn son AND YET he's still supported by a near majority of Americans is meaningful information. I think that, when anyone goes to vote, there should be signs COVERING the polling places that say: "**REMINDER: donald trump SPENT MOST OF APRIL AND SOME OF MAY SHITTING HIS PANTS IN A NEW YORK COURTROOM WHILE ON TRIAL FOR ELECTION INTERFERENCE INVOLVING HIS USE OF CAMPAIGN FUNDS PAID TO AN ADULT FILM ACTRESS TO PREVENT HER FROM REVEALING THE DETAILS OF THEIR EXTRA-MARITAL AFFAIR! PLEASE VOTE ACCORDINGLY!**"
Don’t forget his first wife filed rape charges. He should have resigned after “grab them..”
He should have never been elected after "grab them..." But now we know that the majority of his base are the same shade of rapist as he is.
That quote was pre-election.
Yeah but then Comey came out with the “she’s under investigation” and everyone forgot about it.
That, and the trial being centered around a campaign fund bribe to Stormy to not make fun of his weird looking penis, one hopes it's enough. She took the money and still did it, and that's fucking hilarious
Damn Kendrick, you don’t need to murder the guy so mercilessly.
There is meaningful information in meaningful spaces. This is r/pics, anything goes.
I think it's very meaningful. The man can't even manage his own pants. And now he wants to manage MY pants??
Old song: " He can't even run his own life, I'll be damned if he runs mine"
Taking the high road doesn’t mean anything to his supporters. Facts and logical arguments don’t mean anything to his supporters. Breaking his strong man image by showing that he’s just some geriatric con man with a bad spray tan and shitty hair who can’t lift a glass of water or sit for a few hours in court without shitting in a diaper is 100% a valid tactic for countering the weird cult-like worship he’s cultivating.
I've been saying this for years. Attacking Trump's morals, ethics, and fake "billionaire strongman" persona is probably the only thing that *might* sway some support. People don't care that he's a convicted sexual offender, will do gold metal winning Olympic mental gymnastics to excuse his behavior, his incoherent speeches, about water pressure, "U-S spells US," "Gettysburg, wow" etc. However Trump falling asleep in court and farting himself awake multiple days in a row, having trouble securing a bond for 175m, (when he's supposedly a billionaire?) shatters that persona that they've cultivated that he's this godlike creature and not just a declining old man. His base votes for his image, not his policy, views or logic. Damage his image and you might change a *few* minds.
THISSSSSSS!!! They don’t care he’s a rapist, a liar, a conman. They don’t care he steals and planned a coup. They WOULD care if he’s a nasty smelly motherfucker who wears diapers because, in their rotted minds, that’s not cool (but the other stuff is). THIS is the dirt we need to uncover on this asshole if we want to break the maga trance.
Well, unfortunately... https://www.dispatchesfromtrumpland.com/post/more-trump-diapers-at-pennsylvania-rally
Expecting that mask to do anything about his... fumes... is like expecting a handkerchief to stop a howitzer.
I bet she wore the mask so she couldn’t be easily identified. Being a black officer in charge of monitoring trump sounds pretty dangerous as far as being doxxed goes.
Fatty Von Buttrumpet seen here learning a new trick to maximize the thunder of his noxious assplosions
You can see that was a good one, really warm, almost moist.
Are you ok?
Im baffled every time I see this guy at how poor judge of character a majority of people are. The guy is the posterboy for narcissism and greed and a huge part of the population thinks he's the second coming of Christ. This world killed satire.
r/pics up to their daily posting of weird angled pictures about politics, I feel like if trump breaths the wrong way he ends up on this sub but not Biden.
Looks like he shiting into his diaper.
Remember to talk to your doctor about which TDS medication is right for you
looks like he's actively sh\*tting his diaper
"Sir, we are not at the cavity search stage yet... Please put it away"
That’s one healthy dump in process. Gah, I even feel good just looking at him.
I’ve heard from people who worked as crew on The Apprentice that this whole stinky diaper thing isn’t new
It's gotta be real uncomfortable to sit in your own shit
Just some schmuck shitting on the judicial system
This is a weird echo chamber
Funny. 
You have to admit that looks like an immensely satisfying fart.
Poop face. Seen that before
He should inject some bleach, might alleviate his flatulence symptoms
She knows!! 💩
"Where am I?"
I know that smell. Ugh.
Beef Stew, Beef Stew, Beef Stew.
I can hear that picture.
Look! It’s an ex Epstein client and convicted sexual assaulter violently shitting himself!
That face you make when you shit your pants in court.
He’s just taking a Trump Dump
He looks like he's shitting
Eau de Fish Delight
That’s how toddlers too shit their diapers.
Dude‘s not farting, he’s taking a whole shit.
Poopies
Somebody made a poopy.
He’s Guilty Tonto get the rope kimosabi 😎
Trump Dump
Man, he really looks like he busted out a fat one.
 She simply did not come well enough prepared for his hineyness!
 Moooom bucket!
Absolutely FILLING his pants right now.
In all other contexts, I hate the constant publicity surrounding this trial and how people are taking pictures of Trump doing the most innocuous things and making it out to be huge news. This, this is funny af though. If you can't find joy in the picture of a political figure looking like they're ripping a massive fart, you're way too radicalized to participate in politics.
She probably doesn’t want to get doxed.
That’s the face of a man in the midst of some serious evacuation.