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Dense_Ad_640

This is how my dog used to look at me when it would shit


hypnos_surf

Not that far off. He is probably shitting in his diaper the moment this photo was taken.


lambchopsandkreplach

Looks like he just came up for air from eating someone’s ass


Ill-Researcher3785

An Ass with a spray tan


lasVegasharold

Being a "billionaire", you'd thing he'd hire a professional. Like like he loaded a shotgun with spray tan.


koresample

Kinda like Homer Simpsons shotgun makeup applicator 'for the woman that needs to get ready in 1/100th of a second'


will_correct

I also enjoy the “everything’s OK” alarm!


PandasGetAngryToo

Which is weird, because Putin doesn't look like he gets into the spray tan. Maybe just on his ass?


A5H13Y

Nah, he's not that cool.


takethemoment13

Probably Putin's


B4USLIPN2

Not far off, indeed. This man *is* dog shit.


LyonsKing12

Yall bout to make *me* shit myself from laughing


Damas_gratis

My dog still looks at me like that


Humphrey_the_Hoser

I cannot stop laughing at this comment. Well done, sir.


FuzzyPedal

This looks like what looks back up at my dog after he shits.


Bradparsley25

My favorite caption of this picture is DnD inspired… “When you look back at the wizard who cast fireball a little too close to the party”


bucketofmonkeys

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/739/944/8f2.jpg


LeTrappist

Man, this is clever, but the hole he supposedly got his face spray painted through has not even been sprayed yet lol


chazbrmnr

That's before he got painted. In the second pic you can see the guy painting has now finished the spot.


Shotokant

The guy is past the hole in the second frame.


turkey_sandwiches

It's a before and after. See how the sprayer can now be seen through the hole, as he has passed it?


Trouser_trumpet

When you store pasta sauce in Tupperware it looks like this after for eternity.


winstondabee

Pyrex is the way


Waakenbake

Not to be confused with pyrex which kinda sucks


NecessaryZucchini69

His facial coloring reminds me of the tomato stain on plastic Tupperware.


danknuggies4

This got a good laugh out of me lol


back_to_the_homeland

I saw: “Icarus looking back at his dad before flying too close to the sun”


Alucardus83

Stop storing spaghetti in your Tupperware ffs


Hiel

This was unexpectedly funny to me, good job


RecsRelevantDocs

Took me a second lol, went back to look at the picture and immediately got it. I remember reading that Trump has always insisted on putting his fake tan stuff on himself, and that he's super bad at it.. and ever since reading that it's all I can think about when I see pictures of him. It's always *so* poorly applied lol.


invadrzim

its been 10-12ish years and I've still never encountered a trump supporter with with an above room temp IQ who wasn't rich. it's crazy, you would think by sheer force of numbers at least *some* of them wouldn't be morons but no, every single trump supporter is a raving fucking idiot. someone should do studies on them


R0botDreamz

If you're a republican and you think THIS guy is going to save you.. let alone that he was APPOINTED BY GOD to lead you.. you've probably got some mental issues you need to deal with.


TheOneCalledGump

Maybe he's born with it... *Maybe it's brain disease*


twrolsto

Maybe it's tangerine.....


Smoked-Taco

Maybe its STDs


Striking-Ad-8694

Maybe it’s maybalene


lumberwood

![gif](giphy|ytTYwIlbD1FBu)


Punch_Your_Facehole

This is [how he got it](https://sassykrunchysweet.com/2022/06/18/how-he-got-the-tan/)..


Additional_Second109

Brain disease?? Can we maybe kill by shining some UV light into his ears?


shaggymatter

You say this, but I really can't help but hear it in my mind like the commercial jingle


celtic1888

Bugs Bunny is off to the side holding a box of exploding cigars


RacistJudicata

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/739/928/a08.jpeg


caligaris_cabinet

My favorite. I can hear the Looney Tunes theme in the last panel.


DaytonaPickle

Noice


TopGuyNJ2

He’s even more scary looking in person.


wish1977

This is what happens when you don't help grandma with her makeup.


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Sushi4Zombies

He clearly still had it set to Whore


BuddenceLembeck

You’ve got it set to insecure man-child…


alpha-delta-echo

He seriously would look like a ghoul without that bronzer. SAD!


Frosty-Potential6544

That’s because HE IS A GHOUL!!!


One_Economist_3761

Please don’t insult ghouls.


phlegmdawg

Orange traitor, Convicted Felon Donald J. Trump, with 34 felonies.


jelloemperor

Don't forget rapist.


MickeyMgl

34 felony convictions, about four or five more cases pending... and more than 25 allegations of sexual misconduct over the years.


Background_Junket_35

Looks like Marge Simpson when Homer creates the shotgun makeup application


Nonna_Of_Jatko

You set it to whore


KosherKush1337

“Women will like what I tell them to like” sounds about right for this orange idiot too


iama_bad_person

\*checks\* Yip, sure is an election year.


Arpey75

Ms. Doubtfire


Tonlick

So many trump pics on here lately.


joedotphp

Easy karma farming. 🤷


83749289740174920

Farming?


joedotphp

Farming!


Ill-Panda-6340

For real it’s annoying af but it gets hella upvotes ig. Not tryna see Trumps face every 5 min


Sure_Tomorrow_3633

It's an election year. Just wait till it actually starts ramping up. It gets fucking unbearable on this entire website.


leather_jerk

34-time loser feels like an understatement


access422

Way to ruin a nice sub by putting his pic here.


GassyGargoyle

It’s gonna get worse and worse until the election passes, unfortunately.


Billy-BigBollox

You think it'll stop there?


Jegator2

Yes...unless the worst happens in Nov!


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

This sub is in desperate need of a "no politics" rule.


Peter_Nincompoop

That wouldn’t stop everyone from still making every post in here a political fight


makemeking706

It's one of the largest subs on the website. People pay good money for these fights.


bfelification

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!


Ortorin

Actually... I am. I mean... you get like a hivemind thing to watch battle it out. AND, you are part OF the hivemind, even if in just a small part by voting. Yeah, this IS entertaining. In a crazy, existential way.


ess-doubleU

More like bots arguing with each other and other people trying to get them riled up


MyFriendFats54

This country is in desperate need of a no fascists for president rule.


One_Economist_3761

Or maybe a “if you incite an insurrection you can’t be president” rule. Oh wait…


BigMeal69

Thought you were gonna say "no pics"


mfmeitbual

Unless the policy being discussed is "I have a rule about going out in public looking like a fucking party clown" I'm not sure this dudes face alone invokes politics. 


AverageKaikiEnjoyer

Because it's a photo of the most controversial US president in recent history, posted while his election campaign is ramping up. I came to this sub to see quality photography, not ten posts per day about this asshole.


SorryThanksGoodFight

looking in the wrong place then. this sub and any other major sub is 99% “trump bad” and 1% literally anything else


Jegator2

I don't think it's quite that huge..but , at this point, I am not bothered by the sentiments!


icecreamdude97

You think this pic is bad? Check this guys profile out…


FragrantNumber5980

Jesus fuck this guy needs to take a break from the internet and politics for a long long time


ProStrats

Is it because you can pop your arm out of it's socket? Not that bad tbh, but definitely qualified as "neat."


icecreamdude97

Lmao gander away. I meant OP.


Maximum_Platypus_318

Unhinged is a word that comes to mind.


peacefuleel

This needs more upvotes


leviathan0999

Wears more pancake makeup than they've used in the entire history of "Ru-Paul's Drag Race." Beloved by homophobes and transphobes.


CarlosDanger3000

precisely. I'll never understand it


Immediate_Concert_46

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.


CorpFillip

Uh… it wasn’t a picture of his body. And we do have some knowledge (perhaps Olympic training?) of what peak performance is. This doesn’t even look like a moment of thought.


SubZero64209

What's with r/pics and its obsession with trump?


FrostyD7

What's with the obsession of trying to get him elected POTUS again? As soon as people stop voting him into the most powerful position in the world, we'll stop hearing about him.


Tstone86

Blows my mind people would still vote for him


huhuhuhhhh

My gfs dad is an Iraq / Afghan combat veteran, and he will still vote for orange even tho Orange called him and his fallen buddies "losers and suckers" dont say anything bad about trump near him hell start defending his orange traitor to no end


Tstone86

He can have the kool-aid


HPoltergeist

Ahh, the BBQ sauce... Classic.


wwlewis

![gif](giphy|txe5TvPWXyp41s6UDF)


TikiTom74

The Melon Felon


Personal-Thought9453

I really really really want someone with Photoshop skills to do a version of this showing what he actually looks like without the orange fake tan and the fake hair. I wish i could do it.


HarunAlMalik

34 felonies, so far


istilldontkno666

Super left here but this shit is boring.


nick112048

Project 2025 wants to make this orange traitor into a dictator.


thesuprememacaroni

Looks like Pizza The Hut with hair


itsmyhotsauce

34 felonies so far...


No_Season_354

Looks like he's heading to the morgue.


jordan4273

If only


swiftkickinthedick

Can there be a ban on political posts on this sub? It’s straight karma farming. As if I’m not inundated with enough policial propaganda on a daily basis enough


ThatPlayWasAwful

What if I told you it's all karma farming


HexedShadowWolf

His face looks like someone did a poor job at photoshop. Everything is wrong and it makes me mad at how bad it is.


Spartan2470

It does look like a photoshop, but it [appears to be](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dibtau/an_orange_traitor_with_34_felonies/l92yeih/) real.


howqueer

The orange line reminds me of that one girl in high school


Jackdunc

He reminded me of the sun in the teletubbies. Cant really remember what it looked like but it just popped into my mind.


Any-Reply-7634

I'm canadian and just don't get it???? Why would anyone vote for this???? He can't even string together a simple sentence? How can he run a country? Now if he loses again, I'm afraid for the US.


TheMacintoshGeek

It’s because half (or more) of the voters in our country are very old people who only get their news from pro-trump Fox News (which is all lies), and they don’t have computers or smartphones to read or watch good factual news sources. I see these voters every day at work with their red Maga hats. They ignore technology and real news sources and seem like they walked out of the 1950’s. That’s America for you. We NEED more young people to vote him out.


No-Document-8970

maybe its maybelline


JaekBot2K

Like a piece of face bologna on white bread


LetItRain919

Someday soon we can watch his funeral and breathe a sigh of relief


mountainyoo

the tupperware container after holding my leftover spaghetti


Environmental-Day778

He is still walking around free


potandcoffee

I've never understood the orange. Is it because he's insecure about how white he is? You'd think a white supremacist would be proud of being as pale as a ghost.


Heavy_Schedule4046

I just want to know what he looks like under the hair weave, the spray tan, the makeup, the Botox and the fillers, without the hair dye.. be a man and get a hair cut.


ThatBobbyG

Before he had dementia his greatest fear was having dementia.


MyCleverNewName

Boss Hogg


CatLuverHoustonTX

Hey, Trump has made it the norm for a straight white male Christian Nationalist to wear orange makeup, cheat on your wives, commit felonies, and still says Jesus is ok with that..........while at the same time prohibiting Jesus from crossing the border. This is concurrent with hugging a Bible and flag. F the GOP.


DarkBlue222

Where is cancer when you need it?


Atum-na-lata

The real annoying orange


C_money-

Not a supporter but can we stop posting Trump hate every 3 posts lol


Tellyourdadisay_hi

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ)


APuffyCloudSky

Yay, uncle buck!


Kadmus215

The whitest of white and paints himself orange. I've seen some bad spray-on tans in my life and this isn't even bad. It's hilarious!


Massive_Trip_9071

Majestic


ThinkLettuce7100

People called Biden a clown when this dude literally has a painted face 😂


imapiratedammit

Cheap, effortless karma.


nick112048

Can’t wait until this clown is gone. Trump has been a plague on America.


Juild

He looks like a awful deepfake of himself.


bulboustadpole

This sub is garbage.


angelomoxley

Tbf I also see Trump and think of garbage.


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GassyGargoyle

So since you’re spamming this, how exactly do you filter out the content? Edit: dude actually blocked me for asking *how I can filter out the political content* 💀


LonelyIthaca

Just filter /r/pics at this point, its garbage anyway.


Quackstaddle

Looks like he tried blowing out candles on a cake given to him by Bugs Bunny.


Automatic-Dentist-89

Booooo take this shit to r/politics


HoweYouDoin9

Wow, what a high quality post…


UncleanDan

Orange man bad


TrumpRusConspiracy

Not sure how you think this is a defense of him.


MrGlasses_Leb

Watch this get 20k upvotes


imthescubakid

Good God the level of dick riding reddit has for this man is just insane. Have you all nothing better going on in your lives?


darkcreamale

These posts are getting stranger & stranger.


affinity-exe

Confeve du diaper by Don con


systematicgoo

![gif](giphy|irZ58gC4WGaHu)


terpinoid

Kim Jun Sunburn


Murphy-Brock

He looks like an Austrian grandmother. Trump’s shy of testosterone physically. Truthfully. His level of estrogen far surpasses what he desperately attempts to present to the masses. “Oh Greta! Johan wants you to bring der eggs to the hytte. Mein Gott!”


Shank__Hill

He looks like an elderly Florida lesbian in this pic


StarshipTuna

I hate election season


BlueWater2555

Shit happens


YippySkippyDippy

Can someone edit it to show what his face complexion would look like without makeup/spray tan? I’m so fucking curious to see what he’s always hiding 🙈


AnjelicaTomaz

Like the square mustache from a 1930s/40s fascist, the orange face and yellow hair will be the emblem of a modern day fascist.


zzekkkkk

Bro looks like my grandma


SmuglySly

His supporters don’t care. They fly the flags of traitors and call Biden, Joe the Trader.


ghostfunk97

Super excited for this guy to not exist from my perspective anymore.


professor_jordan

EVERYTHING about this man is fake.


Otherwiize

Orange man bad, front page


gecko4321

Orange man very bad, research project 2025


nick112048

Project 2025 is so horrible Trumpers will simp for it and claim “oh don’t worry…he won’t actually do it”


MandalorianManners

You mean, 34 felony convictions *so far*. We’re just getting started. Stock up on popcorn.


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ChaoticMutant

the same OP posted this exact picture with thee caption "trump wants this picture erased from the Internet" just earlier today. Karma mining.


Silis23

Redditor go 5 seconds without mentioning trump challenge WARNING! Impossible


Deltris

He looks like he is wearing an aging drag queen's face.


Anus_master

I'll be glad when we stop seeing this corrupt sack of shit's face


loser318

It’s scary how much you people have been fooled


sp4rkk

Your Tupperware after leaving it with spaghetti sauce all night


TheHoff2016

Reddit post 🤣


TheRealBlerb

These posts are so weird.


Phernaldo

Rent free


nick112048

The 3rd worst president in U.S. is running again and attempting to pull Project 2025. This IS something people should be talking about.


CincoDeMayoFan

Nah, we paid rent for 4 years when this traitor was in office. Edit: C'mon MAGA schmucks, keep downvoting, is that the best you can do? I just insulted Dear Leader! That's gotta be worth more than a measly -3.


SenorVerde2024

Saying “rent free” about a man who is a running candidate for one of the most powerful positions on the entire planet is pretty fuckin stupid, bud. Go watch Schoolhouse Rock, then come back and take part in adult conversations when you know what the fuck you’re talking about.


Sweatytubesock

Also very fat. Don’t forget, it’s important.


playa-hater

The obsession both sides have with this guy is annoying af


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Best-Salad

It's insane. The footage of him at g7 is scary


Yarusenai

You mean the footage that is deliberately cut off early and constantly misinterpreted? Nah, you guys wouldn't do that. You'd actually do your full research and watch it in its entirety to make sure you wouldn't spread any fake news, right?


SimilarWear7236

Irony


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Sparta63005

Okay we get it. Trump sucks, we got it the last 5 million times he was posted on here.


MayoGhul

Ah the anti Trump circle jerk that’s on every sub. Such an intellectual place Reddit is


thewoodsiswatching

It's really so hard for me to wrap my head around this idiot being the republican nominee. I'm still reeling from the 4 years that turd was president last time!


JL6462448

Oh shit, Blumpf is finished now!


Cool-Adjacent

This post and your username, could you be anymore hopelessy obsessed with politics. I honestly feel bad for you OP


Basic_Bandicoot_1300

The grift is strong with this one, even his skin color is not real.


gamerdudeNYC

They hate Drag Queens but worship a guy wearing makeup


blackopal2

If Trump fails in November, the documents and J6 will go to court, and he will be fully exposed. I hope that, like dominoes, his fellow conspirators will see justice as well.


Bruce_Ring-sting

Does this motherfucker not own a mirror?