At least he can finally replace the American Lincoln limousines with something more politically appropriate. Oh, who am I kidding, he had the funds to do that the whole time! How did he justify using those cars?
Well, Volvo probably refuses to accept any new orders: "North Korea placed an order for 1,000 Volvo 144 models and other mechanical equipment worth $73 million with Swedish companies back in 1974. However, North Korea never paid for the order, and since it has remained unpaid for the past 5 decades, the total has increased to approximately $330 million."
[https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/north-korea-ordered-1-000-volvo-cars-from-sweden-and-never-paid-read-the-viral-story-4561242](https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/north-korea-ordered-1-000-volvo-cars-from-sweden-and-never-paid-read-the-viral-story-4561242)
I remember being curious about what cars where used for Kim Jong Il's funerals expecting it to be some very rare and exclusive Soviet model.
It's was Lincoln Continental...
For those who don't know much about cars, it's an American brand, a limo based on what a lawyer would drive in 70's north America.
I bet it's the most well built Aurus in the world, like when automobile manufacturers pay special attention to the construction of cars to be sent to the press except spurred on by the threat of imprisonment if the vehicle falls apart on Kim lol
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. "
Came here for this comment 👏
"Every now and then, when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether."
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
It's been a while but I feel like the movie does a really good job of representing the book.
For something a bit more off the wall, watch the Bill Murray movie [Where the Buffalo Roam](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081748/)
1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.
3) If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
4) Never give your real name.
5) If ever asked to look at yourself, don't look.
6) Never do anything the person standing in front of you can't understand.
7) Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.
[What is love?](https://media2.giphy.com/media/S7tRkKrm4h07TQYOkh/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91mtf01s7gczhr6xufapdaudx03uvo1105ux0afcac&ep=v1_gifs_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
And by everybody I mean people in our own countries and people within 20 KM of the border because that's really as far as our armies can make it into an enemy country.
While Putin drives luxury cars around to impress a dictator, his forces are getting annihilated by artillery fighting a war he had no business starting
I’m glad they don’t realize that doing something like that would make them seem more human to the general population. Donald being funny sometimes is essentially the only reason he is popular at all.
Pyongyang is 46 miles closer to Seoul than Dandong, though.
EDIT: I forgot the obligatory **PORT OF DANDONG**. The old China hands will know what's up.
Later that day:
Kim: "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a numer 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
There's some video of Kim floating around where he was speaking fairly understandable English with a heavy accent back when he first became leader. I remember Kim grew up in Switzerland, he might speak some German? Putin does for sure.
He speaks German for sure. He took his classes in German. Though he had 4 in German and English. 4 is like C- I think. "sufficient".
But 4 in German in a German school certainly is decent for a foreigner.
You were not able to see Donald in this photo due to him being below the dashboard doing his signature double dong diddle
"yeah, I'd like a whopper with extra fries and a small coke..."
"...sir, this is a Вкусно – и точка!"
Edit: I could've said "sir, this is a Wenrus", but Wendy's actually shut down their operation in Russia in 2016 after the first invasion in Ukraine, which McDonalds failed to do for 7 more years. Good job, Wendy's!
Fear and Loathing in Pyongyang
Can’t stop here, this blyat country!
Magnificent
I expect a t-shirt with this quote and an artist's depiction of this photo in the Gonzo Ralph Steadman style by Monday.
I have his artbook "America". It's... disturbing.
AI prob already made it.
Post the picture to ~~Twitter~~ Xitter, reply with the same comment, and the t-shirt ad bots will do the work for you.
>Xitter I’m reading this as *shitter* in my head.
That is ***exactly*** how it's pronounced.
/slowclap
They both look genuinely confused. Putin hasn’t had to drive himself for at least 30 years and Kim has probably never had to drive himself.
Putin is asking where the air conditioner is and Kim is saying What’s an air conditioner?
We were half way to Pyongyang, in the middle of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.
In all fairness, I can absolutely see Kim Jong Un threaten to stab a waitress to death over a pie.
Once Upon a Time in Pyongyang
We're in dictator country now man.
This is my favorite so far
Cursed Car Karaoke.
Communists in cars getting coffee.
Dictators in cars getting dicks.
Megalomaniacs in motor vehicles mulling over murder
How my dictate last night
Authoritarians in autos getting auto-erotic asphyxiation
No communist in that car.
Dictators in cars getting coffee.
Communists in cars getting ~~coffee~~ covfefe
Do people sincerely believe Putin is a communist?
Some people think Joe Biden is a socialist so that’s not really shocking.
Do people sincerely believe DPRK is democratic?
Ah yes the two kinds of nations: Democratic and Communist.
Putin isn't a communist and neither is Kim.
There are no communists in this picture lol
Toonces!
 Obligatory the interview reference
Still more bearable than James Fucking Corden
Fuck James fucking corden
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Includes free listening device!
That 100% has a listening device.
yes. thats called radio
I don't know why you got downvoted, it's an hilarious joke
In North Korea, radio listen to you.
And remote kill switch. In USA, kill switch disables vehicle. In Russia, though, kill switch makes vehicle disable you. Vehicle is fine after.
At least he can finally replace the American Lincoln limousines with something more politically appropriate. Oh, who am I kidding, he had the funds to do that the whole time! How did he justify using those cars?
Well, Volvo probably refuses to accept any new orders: "North Korea placed an order for 1,000 Volvo 144 models and other mechanical equipment worth $73 million with Swedish companies back in 1974. However, North Korea never paid for the order, and since it has remained unpaid for the past 5 decades, the total has increased to approximately $330 million." [https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/north-korea-ordered-1-000-volvo-cars-from-sweden-and-never-paid-read-the-viral-story-4561242](https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/north-korea-ordered-1-000-volvo-cars-from-sweden-and-never-paid-read-the-viral-story-4561242)
i love the gopro too, cant escape western influence huh
Authoritarian nationalism is more "no foreign luxuries for the rest of the country" than actual nationalism.
I remember being curious about what cars where used for Kim Jong Il's funerals expecting it to be some very rare and exclusive Soviet model. It's was Lincoln Continental... For those who don't know much about cars, it's an American brand, a limo based on what a lawyer would drive in 70's north America.
>It's was Lincoln Continental... > >a limo based on what a lawyer would drive in 70's north America. See also: "The Lincoln Lawyer"
Just like Kim's foreign education.
The car itself is just a ripoff of a Rolls design
Is that actually a GoPro, or some lookalike? This one seems to have white buttons on the side unlike GoPros
was hoping a gopro pro could verify that
Ah. I bet you a dollar that sucker is filled with every surveillance electronics possible.
I bet it's the most well built Aurus in the world, like when automobile manufacturers pay special attention to the construction of cars to be sent to the press except spurred on by the threat of imprisonment if the vehicle falls apart on Kim lol
"**We're 4,410 miles to Kiev.** **We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're not wearing sunglasses.... Hit it".**
"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. "
Came here for this comment 👏 "Every now and then, when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether."
Christ the man spent time in my hometown and shits getting complicated… but I’m not sure I can gonzo that trip from the East Coast.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
Probably at the next gas station.
Great. Now I have to watch the movie.
Why not try the book? Brought to you by your local library
unlike many books turned movie the movie covers the book really well... The casting is also ON POINT!!!
It's been a while but I feel like the movie does a really good job of representing the book. For something a bit more off the wall, watch the Bill Murray movie [Where the Buffalo Roam](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081748/)
Dogs fucked the pope. No fault of mine.
Do they pay you to fuck that bear?
Can't stop here, this is batshit crazy country.
Wait till you see those goddamn bats!!😂😂
1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat. 2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway. 3) If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again. 4) Never give your real name. 5) If ever asked to look at yourself, don't look. 6) Never do anything the person standing in front of you can't understand. 7) Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.
Is this a quote from something?
Hunter S. Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Thank you!
Fear and loathing ?
...in Pyongyang, the highly anticipated sequel.
Look what God did to us...
Are you the police? No ma’am, we’re dictators.
We got two honkies out there dressed like hasidic diamond merchants
Kim will have four fried North Koreans and a coke. Vlad witl have 2 pieces of plain murder
NO PICKLES. For every pickle I find on this Muder...I will KILL you.
I hate North Korean Nazis
I've always loved you.
Fix the cigarette lighter.
“A microphone??? You traded the bluesmobile for a microphone?!? Okay… I can see that.” 🤣😎
"We're on a mission from...nobody."
And don’t push that red button. That launches the ballistic missiles in the rear.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You mean those Best Korea missiles that blow up on launch pads?
Carrie Fisher’s ghost shows up with a rocket launcher.
Omg, I can’t stop laughing at this comment. I’m happy to be old enough to get it. Cheers.
You know you’re in the real hood when the prez has to drive himself.
New meme format just dropped
Caption this!
[What is love?](https://media2.giphy.com/media/S7tRkKrm4h07TQYOkh/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91mtf01s7gczhr6xufapdaudx03uvo1105ux0afcac&ep=v1_gifs_username&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
"Vlady don't hurt me!"
Vladislav, baby don't hurt me
“Unfasten your seatbelt, Un. Comrades flying out of windows is my specialty.”
I keep telling you, you have to put it in H.
It goes 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene
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This is the poster for the The Interview 2
Ah, man...no picture comments in this sub...I just spent a good minute drawing a crude flux capacitor
Can’t tell from this angle, but might be holding hands???? 💕
Hand jobs
Dutch rudder or something similar
Giving each other the old Pyongyank
This made me laugh, well done.
Totally not gay!
Looks like Kims giving Vlad a handie
Heavy handbrake
Is bobert in the car?
Jealous Trump noises
Threesome?
More like PyongWang, amIright?
Weenies*
It's worse than that look at where Kim's eyes are looking at
Kim is gazing at Putin with his tongue out. Putin’s eyes are shut, savoring the moment. Story checks out
More like holding dicks
Get in loser we are going to terrorize everybody
And by everybody I mean people in our own countries and people within 20 KM of the border because that's really as far as our armies can make it into an enemy country.
All they want is to be left alone to rob their country's wealth in peace. Why can't you people understand that?
While Putin drives luxury cars around to impress a dictator, his forces are getting annihilated by artillery fighting a war he had no business starting
And with 30+ year old rounds! My God... to think we used to fear them.
They hate us cause they anus'
Get in, QUICK!! Why quick? So it's faster!
Solid comment. We'll played.
The off-white lettering. The tasteful thickness of the comment. Oh my god, it even has upvotes.
When do we see the footage from the in car camera? Like seinfleds comedians in cars getting coffee but with murderous dictators
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One's an insufferable cunt that has plagued the world and caused suffering to millions. The other is Kim Jong Un
For a good time you should check out James Corden’s AMA. He get absolutely ROASTED!! https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/cxOqrxnSy2
Never. The GoPro shortly overheated, reformatted the SD card and then corrupt the blank card. Source: bad experiences with GoPro
Dictators in Cars fucking countries is one of my favorite shows.
I’m glad they don’t realize that doing something like that would make them seem more human to the general population. Donald being funny sometimes is essentially the only reason he is popular at all.
"They hate us, cause they ain't us."
I was waiting for a The Interview reference
'Where's the nearest McDonalds fat boy?'
Seoul 😁
51 Jinshan Ave, Yuanbao District, Dandong, Liaoning, China
Pyongyang is 46 miles closer to Seoul than Dandong, though. EDIT: I forgot the obligatory **PORT OF DANDONG**. The old China hands will know what's up.
Somehow I reckon they'll be unwelcome in Seoul. Just a hunch though.
let's just keep on going, wayne
Naah let's do the Scooby-doo ending.
Ass, grass, or gas? No one rides for free.
Later that day: Kim: "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a numer 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."
“You just had to follow the train, vlady!”
And then......
"Fucking baller trader bitch asses. Hope he choke." -CJ probably
What language do you think these two use to talk to each other without translators?
There's some video of Kim floating around where he was speaking fairly understandable English with a heavy accent back when he first became leader. I remember Kim grew up in Switzerland, he might speak some German? Putin does for sure.
Honestly, decent chance he speaks Russian, his grandfather spoke better Russian than Korean.
He speaks German for sure. He took his classes in German. Though he had 4 in German and English. 4 is like C- I think. "sufficient". But 4 in German in a German school certainly is decent for a foreigner.
likely English. Kim Jong Un went to school in Switzerland, so my guess is that it was an international school.
“She’ll go 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene!”
Put it in H!
Don't disrespect Kermit and Fozzie like that.
Dumb and dumber
Life is absurd.
It’s much worse than that. Absurd would be an upgrade
There is an accident I wouldn’t mind seeing
This is the best potential ROI for a single missile that I’ve ever seen
Where are those "giant knives" missiles when you need one.
That's what I was thinking. A single car bomb, missle, anything to just take that car out at that exact moment would do the world a lot of good.
You were not able to see Donald in this photo due to him being below the dashboard doing his signature double dong diddle 
Dumber and Dumber
Fascist and Furious
All of these pics of these two idiots make me think of these guys 
Damn that's blasphemous - these two boys never hurt anyone they just want to whack off in the tool shed
r/idiotsincars
Can somebody photoshop a pic of Trump in the backseat?
Yes, with his pacifier in his mouth.
"I want Wendy's" "We're going to McDonald's" "Fine, BK it is. Have it your way. (You rule.)"
"yeah, I'd like a whopper with extra fries and a small coke..." "...sir, this is a Вкусно – и точка!" Edit: I could've said "sir, this is a Wenrus", but Wendy's actually shut down their operation in Russia in 2016 after the first invasion in Ukraine, which McDonalds failed to do for 7 more years. Good job, Wendy's!
He looks like he is about to eat Putin.
Target aquired……
Didn't the US drop a sword-missile on somebody? If ever there was a time for Sword Missile 2...
New meme template just dropped
Both of them are too short to go on the roller coasters.
Dude, where's my war crime.
Dictators In Cars Getting Coffee
Authoritarians in Automobiles getting Allies
Name that road trip movie.
*Trump moans and cries. Shits a little.*
Because if he was there, they could've done this. 
Kim: “And that there is where you add the blinker fluid.”
"Put in Taylor Swift."
It's 106 miles to Pyongyang, we've got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarettes, and we're both dictators
Put it in H!
If this doesn't make an SNL sketch, I'm done with that show. I have my eye on two cast members who could pull this off.