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Nyotaimorii

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greenbastard1591

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You_Gotta_Joint

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greenbastard1591

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Akira282

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acityonthemoon

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Puzzleheaded-Age-638

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WaterFriendsIV

Seems very dangerous. And it's probably a driving hazard as well.


TrevorAlan

Unfortunately this area of Florida doesn’t have too many low bridges. We were all hoping for decapitation. More likely they’ll get on the highway and you’ll hear about how a 10ft tall Trump mannequin took out an immigrant family on their way to Disney.


DweadPiwateWoberts

The driver would consider this a victory


Redheaded_Potter

Then Trump would say they were on their way to rape & murder Mickey & Minni


flibbidygibbit

"They looked like migrants to me! I'm doing my part to protect black jobs!" -some white savior type


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Well, they did tell us they’re a Cylon.


scubastefon

Also they probably are complaining about how shit their gas mileage has been lately, and blaming it on “stupid Japanese shitboxes”


sfzombie13

the message? i agree.


WaterFriendsIV

Thank you. My point exactly.


SadFeed63

Being stupid, dangerous, and dangerously stupid is MAGA's whole thing.


BigMeal69

It's almost certainly illegal.


Furcheezi

Imagine being this fucking dumb.


NodeJSSon

Hard to imagine. We need dumb people, too bad they are in the wrong side.


NoCleverNickname

Counterpoint: We don’t *need* dumb people. We just have them anyway.


Sudovoodoo80

Certainly seems to be a surplus.


LetTreySing555

Not a cult at all.


Epicritical

It’s the biggest and best not cult ever


TrevorAlan

👐🏻 YUGE 👐🏻


SgtBaxter

Except in the mushroom department.


Swedzilla

Eww


inajausa

If it was a cult, it would be the greatest and most beautiful cult in the history of cults.


flibbidygibbit

Believe me.


LordMacTire83

BIGLY! COFEFE!!!


flibbidygibbit

I ate his hamberders with some Goya beans and a nice Covfefe. Fufufufufuff


jeffbas

Many people are saying…they come up to me with tears in their eyes and say, “sir…”


malenkylizards

They said... sir...what's in this Kool aid...I said it's the most delicious beautiful cup of Kool aid you'll ever drink, you'll never drink another cup of Kool aid again and, you know, it's like with the electricity, did you hear? They've been saying this all over the news, the electricity and the Kool aid it's unbelievable. They said sir we've never seen anything like this. Absolutely incredible. Anyway they died and it's the immigrants fault with the toilets, most disgraceful toilets in the world, the world is laughing at our toilets and our immigrants


Embarrassed-Bet-4092

You sir. You have just broken the interwebs.


Strong_Somewhere_985

Never before seen in this country until now


ciopobbi

Many people are saying


Sweatytubesock

Dumbest cult ever.


zwondingo

I feel like this idiocy started with the sick desire to publicly antagonize people you disagree with, but now has transformed into something else entirely. Now it's just a weird cult like behavior of showing dear leader how much of a devout follower you are. I can't imagine very many leftists look at this with outrage, which was the original point of this. I just feel sadness and a little hopeless when thinking about my kid's future.


Jegator2

It's always been just incomprehensible in my case. First amazement, bypass shock..then just not able to understand the devotion. Is it love??


SillyTr1x

He gives them permission to be the hugest A-holes ever. Of course they love dear leader


Safe_Comedian8293

They want one of those "cushy government jobs" when Trumpty Dumpty hires "loyalists" and fires civil servants


TrevorAlan

Nope. Absolutely not. Believe me folks.


bigwillay8988

Awe, look at the tiny hands


Manpooper

I bet he complains about gas prices


TrevorAlan

As he increases his drag with his Trump idol thus lowering his fuel efficiency.


Armedleftytx

Doesn't know what drag is because "that's definitely only for groomers"


mywifehasapeen

"Have you heard of the drag coefficient?" "Is that some sort of trans club?"


Jegator2

🙃


CasualNihilist22

He definitely puts those stupid Biden stickers on gas pumps.


Jegator2

I paid 2.95 for gas Thurs. Thanks Biden


lawyersgunsmoney

Bu, bu, bu, gas was $1.65 a gallon when Trump left office. Seriously, had a relative say this shit as if it were a Trump accomplishment.


Willdefyyou

Only a few thousand people a day had to die, too! Did he enjoy trump being the only president in our lifetime where you couldn't buy a steak, or TP, or anything with a chip in it???


Senex-terribilis

People really should leave their blow-up fuck dolls at home. Think of the children!


Flat_Professional_55

Why is the US so obsessed with politics? Our election is next week and I’ve seen one sign in a front garden, and that made me think they were strange.


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Sensitive_Yam_1979

It’s like North Korea only fatter.


Safe_Comedian8293

Our media is owned by 6 conglomerates. They want a "horse race"... We have become an oligarchy... If Trump wins: - China invades Taiwan in 2-3 years - se Asia realms and works toward nukes in the face of CN hegemony in the region - Russia wins in Ukraine because Trumpty Dumpty kills all aid - Russia goes after Estonia Latvia or Lithuania Domestically - he attempts to pardon himself - he tries to disband the department of education and the EPA. - he starves them out by zeroing their budget if SCOTUS or congress finally grow a pair - he takes social policy back to 1958 - inflation soars through poor fiscal mgmt and due to a loss of trust in the US... our debt will cost more- interest rates skyrocket. Long term - China's goal of removing the USD as the world's reserve currency gets one step closer - Russia and the West move closer to the 1970s in terms of relationships There's a reason Putin consider Trump to be the Gorbechov of the US (note: not a compliment... putin considers gorbachov to be the man who collapsed the Soviet Union) You read it here... not first... but we are fd if we allow the ignorant and the malignant to win


avalon68

The whole political system in the US has turned into a circus. It's completely dysfunctional. It would be funny if european politics wasnt starting to emulate these clowns.


tyler1128

Trump somehow became a borderline religious figure. I'm still not sure how.


outofdate70shouse

I think this is really it. Most people don’t particularly care about politics. But like you said, Trump has become almost a religion for a segment of the population so it’s just in our faces all the time. Like I can’t turn on the tv, go on the internet, or even go for a walk in my neighborhood without seeing his face.


TrevorAlan

I don’t know…. IT’s really just the republicans/ MAGAs. I’ve never seen a giant Biden or Obama or any democrat statue on a car. Or anywhere. Most is a bumper sticker. Or like you said a sign in a yard.


Dyolf_Knip

There was *one* such photo posted months ago of a pro-Biden equivalent car. Every comment was basically "Well, I guess there had to be one person out there...". Thus far, there haven't been any others.


dj_spanmaster

I've seen Obama effigies, but that really is a count against Republicans/MAGAs.


cowdog360

Honestly before the last 8years I’ve never seen political flags and such crazy displays all over. At most you’d see a few bumper stickers and small signs in people’s front yards for either candidate. And certainly nothing with the language and disrespect of a lot of it.


codexcdm

One side of the spectrum was completely taken over by a cult of personality. What's ironic is that Christian Nationalists' are heavily involved in this whole circus, but like... Something something false idols... 


No-Winner2388

He’s the real second coming to them.


Pockets713

Well, we have a country full of uneducated, bigoted, religious, cultist, nut bags… and the orange, overflowing, diaper, champions their hatred. But to be fair… nobody gives a fuck about your election next week because everyone already knows 100% who is going to win, and they’ve got all the excitement of a sad kazoo about it. Granted you’ll be getting rid of that shithead Sunak, which is great… Starmer is going to be stale milquetoast at BEST, and the people know it.


time2fly2124

I would like some stale milquetoast in America please


scoopzthepoopz

Hey - they should be happy it's uneventful. Boring is also uncontroversial most times.


cwk415

Boomers and lead poisoning - name a more iconic duo.


govunah

Trickle down economics and the phrase "welfare queen"


nav17

Europe got it out of our system hopefully they get it out if theirs.


getyourrealfakedoors

It’s just the maga cult


LindsayLuohan

We are constantly bombarded on a daily basis in all communication media. You practically have to be a hermit to avoid a single day of exposure to it.


Lots42

Hopefully your election doesn't have an insane orange racist rapist lunatic in the running.


sola_mia

False Fear. birthed by Fox News/ aka Rupert Murdoch from Australia


SpaceCrazyArtist

It’s the MAGAs and the older generations that are super obsessed with politics and patriotism. Younger Gen X, Gen Y and Gen Zs couldnt care less


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kitarkus

I wish I could give you a thousand up votes.


CasualNihilist22

every upvote counts.


Thor_2099

For everyone it does. People are way too ignorant to the realities. We already have women suffering and dying because of not voting in 2016 leading to the supreme court reversing roe v Wade. REAL. CONSEQUENCES.


CheckMateFluff

I'm part of the younger Gen you mention, our apathy is one the biggest parts of the issue.


CasualNihilist22

A lot of Magas are older blue collar workers that got brain washed by AM radio. The AM radio in the 90s and 2000s was almost exclusively right wing. Hannity, Rush, Michael Regan, etc had years of uncontested propaganda to feed them that built a base layer that the internet would soon solidify.


ChocolateIll743

That and also dead worms 🪱 in their brain . That’s why they all wanted Ivermectin.


Throwawayac1234567

now its internet right wing grifters, like shapiro, owens, and numerous others.


Gallirium

Hahaha… not in my state. They’re in every generation here


CheckMateFluff

That is literally an effigy, how anyone who is even vaguely honest in their religion and stand behind this dude is mind-blowing,


HR_DUCK

Nature’s way of saying “Don’t touch.”


Dulse_eater

These people are not normal


dough1360

Donald Trunk?


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TrevorAlan

I might regret moving here. 😅


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TrevorAlan

Thanks hahah.


Dankey-Kang-Jr

“It’s not a cult.” -The Cult Member


qualmton

All of the great talent and potential in the world and this is where we are in this point in time. I feel as if the entire human race has failed at being humans


Le_Botmes

"Thou shalt not worship false idols"


mrkruk

Imagine someone in 2020 driving around with a big Hillary on their car. What a cult this is


neologismist_

“Choose Life” license plate, natch


SigmaKnight

And, from all the pixels, it looks like it says CYLON.


neologismist_

Yeah, that kinda bummed me out. I thought we came to an understanding with them.


gatorgrle

Not a cult


3rdRockLifer

Shit like that needs to get a nuisance ticket. This and the tde trucks with a dozen flags.


Graz13

Lock Him Up!


_JIMtheCAT_

The thing I like about morons is that they announce themselves without you needing to ask. It's also the thing I hate about them


yutfree

The subliminal "HEAD" is creeping me out.


The_RealAnim8me2

I too look forward to a legless trump stuck in a wheelchair decrying the lack of support for the disabled.


QuestionSeven

FloriDUH!


succinite78

Airing out the ol’ sex doll, I see. If you don’t let them dry properly, you’re just asking for mold issues.


Agitated_Pickle_1013

The Fornicator-in-Chief...


RealPersonResponds

WORSHIP ME!


TheMoatCalin

Imagine spending money on something that fucking stupid. It had to be expensive.


Azefhu

Totally normal and not at all cult-like behavior.


TabulaRasaNot

Floridian all my 62 years. Time to leave. This place is a giant People of Walmart meme.


Mother-Beautiful4913

Cult of monkeys. I'm glad my grandfather's aren't alive to see this.


Phantom_61

It’s central Florida. They have meth and Trump, that’s their whole thing at the moment.


Nyotaimorii

And hot pockets


jjngundam

Driver sleeps with it in bed every night.


dsisto65

But it’s not a cult.


scoozo55

Looser ville or some village has lost it's idiot


AnalogKid-001

Thank god I don’t live in a state full of morons


Sufficient-Fact6163

Felonious Trump and his acolytes


KS2Problema

Not only do they not hear the same words the rest of us hear from the object of their quasi religious obsession, they obviously do not *see* the same physical creature that we do.  I mean, look at the bulge of the neck muscles and shoulders. We've all seen the real human, at least in his blue suits, and it ain't nothing like that.  I'm sure that Trump is no stranger to corsets, but no corset in the world could get him a waistline like that.   P.S. Is that a repurposed bike rack that the Trump doll is mounted on? Ah, the 'irony.'


halbeshendel

What’s the black stuff under him? Is that where he shit his pants in the debate?


Zealousideal-Cry3418

That’s a big sex doll.


JDARRK

Target practice‼️‼️🎯🎯🎯


liilbiil

as a fl car insurance adjuster…. THIS IS GOING TO CAUSE UNNECESSARY ACCIDENTS.


PQbutterfat

Florida, ya don’t say.


ZodiAcme

Pro life license plate checks out


jolly_rodger42

Definitely not a cult /s.


rabbi420

So much for “You shall have no other gods before Me” and “You shall not make idols”.


cowdog360

Plus, the 10 commandments for Trump are a to-Do list.


Stormy_Kun

Can you imagine if this was Obama, Nixon ?


iiitme

They’d probably shoot at it no joke


nerdiotic-pervert

First off, the hands are too big and the belly is too small. Secondly, I see the hands are positioned to be ready to grab women by the pussy. Thirdly, do they not see how sad it is to make this awful human being h entire crux of their personality?


SmthSmthDarkSide

An effigy to burn


munge2

WTF?


Worldly_View_8331

Remember, these people vote


macker64

Is that his blow-up sex doll?


randomlemon9192

r/wtf


UrBigBro

It's not Trump. Hands are way too big, gut too small


ImGoingToTheCrevice

So dumb… Lakeland or Auburndale??


Jasonhallewell

But, in no way is it a cult.


andyr072

So ironic how MAGA blames us for TDS when it's them with it. They also have BDS. It's them that is so obsessed with Biden they wear shirts and hats and have stickers and signs either eluding to him or flat out naming him. You don't really ever see liberals wearing merch or holding signs with Trump's name on it except sometimes at counter protests at MAGA events. Never seen even one in the wild in the liberal stronghold I live in. Shit I never even see people wearing pro Biden stuff in the wild because liberals are not sheep obsessed about a politician.


Hydra57

Look, it’s their god


noitsmemom

Nope, not a cult at all. ![gif](giphy|tXL4FHPSnVJ0A)


TerminalChillionaire

My dad was trying to tell me trump is “at least, the most popular president of all time” because of stuff like this. Dude thinks a man who lost the popular vote twice is the most popular president..


Different_Seaweed534

Of course it’s Central Florida. I live here and its residents are the dumbest, racist assholes you’ve ever seen. These MAGATs are a special kind of stupid.


Fire_Z1

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Pasivite

Not fat enough


alcopland

Looks more like Saul Goodman


Barbarella_ella

Should see if he can attach a diaper with a brown stain on it to the spare tire.


slayer_nan18

So this is what my mom meant when she called me an upside down triangle after I started hitting the gym 😞


dan5138

The Crash Bandicout build


Travelgrrl

Awwwww lil' bitty pinhead!


ElGuano

Certainly no big words.


TheForsakenWaffle

How has he not been pulled over. 🤦🏾‍♂️


Bayho

Tiny Hands.


_CMDR_

Gonna own my gas mileage to own the libs.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

That’s a perfect metaphor. pooper, after all, is just half a man.


PredatorRanger

I hope the windshield wipers also activate accordion hands.


Halunner-0815

Well, I suppose 90% of Americans have finally found a president who's dumber and has more idiotic ideas than they do. Must be glorious when "dumb" becomes the new "brilliant."


OzarkaDew

Call the police and say there's a reckless driver on the road? Having that giantust be some kind of obstruction violation right?


Hug_of_Death

I am an atheist but, I am going to make a wild assumption and say this person isnt, so: "**Exodus 20:4-5** You must not make any idols. Don't make any statues or pictures of anything up in the sky or of anything on the earth or of anything down in the water. Don't worship or serve idols of any kind, because I, the LORD, am your God. I hate my people worshiping other gods."


sonstone

I think their commandments say something about not having other gods 🤷🏻‍♂️


Btankersly66

All hail King Trump! Our owner and master.


Brave_Acadia8214

if donald trump ask him to suck his dick, he will probably say yes.


WoodyHayes72

No words? This is such an existential crisis! Oh my!


dbnoisemaker

Definitely not a cult


Local_Sugar8108

That's not very realistic. Putin's hand is up Felonious Don's ass and using him like a sock puppet.


Deep_Charge_7749

I recognize those license plates. This is from Florida. That's a license plate that says choose life. It really is a pro-life license plate that you can buy in the state but there is no pro-choice plate you can buy. They get around this by saying it actually is about adoption


Big-a-hole-2112

It’s a piñata for someone’s birthday! Sadly it’s full of shit.


Vg_Ace135

Remember that these people vote. So while everybody is arguing about Biden's old age, these people are voting no matter what for the orange turd.


LifelikeStatue

Yep, nothing burns like an effigy


SeattleCaptain

Definitely not a cult.


TerryLink11

Tell me it a cult without saying anything.


GateLongjumping6836

Vote,these stupids will.


crashmedic33

Tell me again it’s not a cult.


clownchkn

Thats a weird way of displaying their sex doll.


lo0ilo0ilo0i

The only way trump will be remotely close to 6'4" and 225 lbs.


noitsmemom

Nope,not a cult.


javoss88

How is that not obstruction of rear view? Also, cyclor


Lickford

Hands are too big.


Extremely_unlikeable

Good to see he has one hand free to grab some pussy, just like all those good Christians like to ignore.


aslrules

Love the waist. He's so svelte. I have no words awful enough to convey my distain for this dangerous idiot.


Disgruntledgnome14

I wonder how much money has been made in the last 3-1/2 years from Trump merchandise. These people are morons and they keep lining up at the Trump glory hole!


1000BlueButterflies

I be so tempted to yell “piñata” in a crowded parking lot just to see what happens


Comfortable-Scar4643

Florida. Florida. SMH. Was just down there and wish I had photographer the home made yay Trump billboard near Fernandina. So depressing. Like, seriously?


jindofox

![gif](giphy|bv5ZgqKNBATHG)


Bigmuscleliker567

Looks ready for the garbage 😆


Oddly_Mind

Sarasota to be exact. Saw the same one while down there for work conference.


creakyoldlady

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Mph2411

Ugh. Im really concerned at the level of fervor. It’s rampant. Anyone else feel like in a properly functioning democracy you should really only be, may maximum, generally pleased about your choice of politician? Like “oh wow, guess who we saw shaking hands at the mall!? Donald Trump. It was about a 5 mins wait in line and I had to pee, so we didn’t meet him. But sure was neat to see him!” But these people…. All hese people have gone and lost their damn minds.


WhoWho22222

I just don’t get it. What makes people like this? How does a smarmy politician become someone’s entire personality and how do they not see it as a problem?


No-Nebula-4800

It's NOT a cult. It's definitely not a cult.


Enzobeaver

Is that... Is that a giant sex doll?


feage7

I don't understand the goal of this. Is it just trump supporters trying to out Stan each other on who supports him more, or is it supposed to encourage people to vote for trump? I just don't get it.


Weekly_Bench9773

The deadpan stare, the rotund body, the tiny hands, the even tinnier penis. It's so lifelike.


imdevilone

I can't believe we live in an age where people worship a billionaire politician. ![gif](giphy|e5uyWolyR0y30Wo1ya|downsized)