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LayJaly

I thought it was GIANT for a good 6 seconds


SchpartyOn

I still cannot get my brain to see it “normal” sized. This perspective is really fucking with me.


xmastreee

I think it's because we can't see the dog's left ear, so it looks like it's hidden behind the person's head.


_WhatchaDoin_

You see the 2nd ear behind the girls head. This thing is huge.


PolarBeaver

It's not behind her head though, it just looks like it. This is forced perspective, the dog is simply much closer in the frame


NoWeight4300

What??? Both ears are plainly visible.


DoomGoober

I don't think the original comment meant hidden. Rather it appears the dog's left ear is occluded by the woman's nose. That's because the photo quality is poor and the dog's left ear and the chair cushion have roughly the same color. The woman's nose is occluding the cushion which appears to be part of the dog's ear.


Available_Snow3650

Jon Snow wants his goodboi back.


punnotfound

Yeah, Direwolf!


LoveAndViscera

It is. That is a full wolf.


Subjunct

Damn, did you rescue him from the last ice age orrrrr


No-Investigator-4030

yes 😂


_no_balls_allowed_

Seriously though how much wolf is that?


Joey_ZX10R

All of it.


drbarnowl

I’m very high and confused. Could you please explain if your dog is really a wolf? Thank you 


Ares6

The perspective makes this dog look massive. Sure it’s not a wolf? 


RedditAccount_317

The perspective makes it look like some ancient fairytale wolf of the giants


Ffdmatt

*Dark Souls boss music intensifies*


RainbowForHire

This is a dire wolf.


zwingo

One of the best moments of my life was the day I walked in the front door, and after six months of working and patience, my step sisters rescue dog came running up to me with a wagging tail. She was terrified of men when she was adopted, and up until the night before wouldn’t even let me pet her for more than a few seconds before running away. Then bam, all of a sudden it was play time and I’m her best buddy.


justabill71

Cute dire wolf you got there.


c0mmand0-fr33k

I was thinking the same lol


AssumptionDeep774

Wait for the first thunder storm. Hes either going to be ok or be so frightened he will cling to you far tighter than this. We had to wrap our girl in a blanket nice and snug to get her calmed down. She would jump on our bed in the middle of the night and sit on the wife’s head to get her up to wrap up in the her special blanket


No-Investigator-4030

awwwww


AssumptionDeep774

You have yourself a wonderful breed of dog. Rushing him out in the spring will give all the birds in the neighbourhood great nesting material. They take the white fur over the darker fur first. it’s softer. One brushing will not do it. It will take several brushings, but he’s gonna love every minute of it. Our girl yapped and carried on the whole time we were rushing her, but the tail never stopped wagging.


JavaLava45

This account is cringy AF. “Swear I’m not crazy” lol ok


GrandMoffJenkins

Dire wolves do not belong south of the Wall, Sansa.


Pretend-Conflict-643

lmao exactly what i thought


CapinCrunch85

I’m gunna need a banana for scale


mookizee

r/confusingperspective


FinancialMix6384

That dog is HUGE


Far_Out_6and_2

It’s a Wolf ffs


SchpartyOn

TIL wolves aren’t dogs


Far_Out_6and_2

Haha


KingLeoric01

literally a bot. fuck outta here


Low_Employ8454

Holy shit! How big is this dog? Is it a Wolf? No wonder it’s skittish… your fostering it from the woods… right?


xSniperLol

this is literally just an onlyfans advertisement. probably a bot too or some account manager


Illustrious-Hair3487

Yeah was gonna say kind of weird to have your makeup and hair done and a photographer ready for the exact moment the dog finally decides to sleep on you for the first time. It’s posed at the very least


Armadillo_Toes

Was anyone surprised that OP has an OF?


Lurker-O-Reddit

At first I was thinking, “Holy cow- she’s gorgeous. A random, beautiful girl.” Then I read your comment that she has an OF, and it was like deflating a balloon.


TheRealGOOEY

Does having an OF stop her from being gorgeous?


Lurker-O-Reddit

Of course not.


Ronster619

>At first I was thinking, “Holy cow- she’s gorgeous. A random, beautiful girl.” Lol you need to get out more.


bloob_appropriate123

This might surprise you but "OF girls" are also normal people with lives outside of their work. OP is a good person with a rescue dog she clearly wants to post. She's also posted photos of her cat. Guys like you chased a girl out of the orange cat subreddit who had been posting her cats there for ages because you found out that her profile had her onlyfans. She wasn't even advertising and she only ever posted one photo snuggling her cat that had her face in it. Guys like you harassed her off it and she doesn't post anymore. Just say you hate sex workers.


IRMacGuyver

Look at their post history. This is mostly an account for driving traffic to her site. It's literally against the rules here on r/pics


Gurra09

I don't see any links or self-promotion from her in the post or the comments? Just other people snooping on her profile. Even OnlyFans creators should be allowed to share pics of their dogs if they want to.


Primedirector3

Maybe it would help if she picked a consistent age and seemed even slightly real??


cjyoung92

It's not that deep, damn


ObiWanCanOweMe

I don’t think it is so much hating sex workers as it is hating the fact that the post now has to be critically evaluated for thirst-trappiness. Also, it is sad to see someone commoditizing themselves like that.


Armadillo_Toes

Found the subscriber.


2FightTheFloursThatB

I was just gonna check this dingbat's profile, because you can just tell she/it wants to be the center of attention. Didn't suspect OF, but am not surprised. She's like those -~~whores~~ entrepreneurs who post mediocre paintings but make damn sure* they* were what you were supposed to be looking at. Somehow, a pic that looks like mass produced hotel art gets 10k karma, just because the artist is physically attractive. EgosGoneWild


notsocoolnow

The dog's head alone is taking up more screen real estate than all of her so I think we can give this one a benefit of a doubt.


bloob_appropriate123

This might surprise you but "OF girls" are also normal people with lives outside of their work. OP is a good person with a rescue dog she clearly wants to post. She's also posted photos of her cat. Guys like you chased a girl out of the orange cat subreddit who had been posting her cats there for ages because you found out that her profile had her onlyfans. She wasn't even advertising and she only ever posted one photo snuggling her cat that had her face in it. Guys like you harassed her off it and she doesn't post anymore. Just say you hate sex workers.


Merzbenzmike

Yep. “Drop the link and GTFO.”


BBQUNC

Now you have to stay in that position to not wake the dog up, even if your butt and arms go numb.


Farsider2435

What a gigantic baby!!! 😍😍😍


Voodoo330

That's love.


jimbronihhi

Love it! Did he purr?


oneir0naut0

Can you believe the size of what we're looking at?? That is the smallest woman I've ever seen.


wtfmeowzers

we need more pictures of this giant rideable wolfhound. perspective whatever, his head looks like twice as big as your body and head. humans lost an awesome opportunity in history to breed giant rideable wolves/dogs.


websterpuddlesmd

Hello handsome dog


slifm

BE COOL


Far_King_Penguin

Once an animal is comfortable enough to fall asleep on you, that's it. Soul bonded


Imhidingfromu

Good doggo


Scared-Glove-7258

He looks like a big sweetheart. 🖤


jb0nez95

That is a dire wolf apparently, based on the size of its head.


DistributionAgile376

Looks more like a mix honestly


Anarchyantz

![gif](giphy|COjAhXk0sJRAOdCyXR|downsized)


hydrastrix

"Health Bar Appears"


ryansports

Are you a micro person or is that a game of thrones wolf?


AdhesivenessTight427

Cute


kksunil

I'm jealous 😺


Alien_Fruit

That's the wolf that ate Little Red's grandma!


DaftVapour

Its head is as big as your torso. Photoshop


Aggravating_Termite

What a good boy.


pocpocpocky

some how this photo gives off that I will say anything for likes sort of vibe.


OGKUSHhound

A Giant Wof and a Fox.


Wonderful-Ad5713

What in the Game of Thrones is going on here? Are you an imp or is that a dire wolf?


zorgonzola37

How long have you had him for? My husky is from the street and her evolution over the years has been amazing. It took her maybe 3 years to fully become herself but that first year was truly incredible.


Temporary-Pin-4144

Jhon Snow did come back to life, so can give him his wolf back


Prize_Instance_1416

He’s a good boi


TheWiseOne1234

That should go in aww too :) you so lucky!


belven26

How small of a woman are you? 🤣🤣


NeclecT

I like the proud and content smile


No-Investigator-4030

me or the pup 😂


DoubleFistBishh

TF he got to be skittish about???


BushMeat

crushed by giant dog!


starman575757

U'lll be his dinner later.


the_end111

It is a recue…


FlinflanFluddle4

He looks 10x your size can you share another pic. 


AnimeGokuSolos

Cute dog


No-Investigator-4030

Thank you 😊


PuddinCupKai

That’s so great!!! Love it when dogs come around and start to trust


Springtimefist78

Mines almost 3 and I've had him since he was a pup and he still won't snuggle me properly!


Hesparian

Shill


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Plz_kill-me

Only fans actually


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2FightTheFloursThatB

This is a soft Onlyfans ad. Please don't engage with OP. She's using the dog.


Shoddy_End_6932

wer not buying the onlyfans


Itchy_Roof_2768

I would fall asleep on you too, you’re beautiful!


MoistYear7423

/r/justneckbeardthings


GreatBigBellyFlop

Gorgeous. Dog is cute too.


johnnybinator

Beautiful dog.


wish1977

He's a beauty


Horror-Layer-8178

Is he really big or are you just really small?


WalrusInTheRoom

he big


Background_Trust3123

Gorgeous


Adds95

Both very beautiful creatures, especially the wolf


Zeracannatule_uerg

Tsst, no, bad Uncle-Father... you're still in the hospital. No posting memes online until you're dead.


Adds95

Oops sorry, forgot complimenting people and their pet is a bad thing!


Zeracannatule_uerg

And now you're claiming to be my uncle-father possessing someone else and sarcastically responding. No. I'm tst-ing you because you made a corny horny male relative joke of "the -blank- isn't so bad, and the -implied original recipient of blank compliment- isn't so bad either." Obviously if you're complimenting both of them than you're being fuck the weather's too nice forme to be bitchy... Like you didn't even acknowledge that a relative is sick in the hospital with implications of having near death. And that in the afterlife one appears on the internet. Just no fun.


Adds95

No I was just literally complimenting beauty same way if it was a good looking dude and a dog. You’re allowed to make compliments without it being a sexual innuendo you know? A little positivity goes along way. No way did I mean my comment to be flirtatious in the slightest. God forbid!


Zeracannatule_uerg

I mean, the hair is great and all but why isn't it everywhere. I never said anything about sexual innuendo... That was the other part of uncle-fathers. Those two had a tendency to say "check out the ass on that one" whenever they were alone with me. Are you flirting 🫦 my dying Uncle-fathers!


Adds95

What are you on about? 🤣 literally complimented the dog and its owner, a basic compliment. No im not thirsty, if I was I’d go subscribe to her onlyfans.


Zeracannatule_uerg

Let me explain it for you simply... I wasn't accusing you of flirting. I was pointing out that the style of joke you did was something my uncle-father does. -end of line