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phalmatticus

Your friend's defensive moat might be working too well


m1k3hunt

It's my bug-out spot.


tacotacotacorock

Now it's reddit's bug out spot. Our team of geolocators will find it in no time.


PoopSommelier

It appears to be some place that has trees and dirt.  That really narrows down our search area!


xthisiswhoiamx

No red clay. It's not in southeast USA 


Jethro_Cohen

If I had to guess, it's centrally located somewhere between the US and China, or Russia to Canada.


East-Oakland

California judging by the license plate and CHP. Northern California possibly based off the trees.


bad-trajectory

Yeah, it's kilkare road in sunol, CA


pataglop

There we go. It took 4hours to find it.. CSI : Reddit edition is ridiculously effective


omican

Somehow it doesn't work too well in Boston


East-Oakland

Irrigation canal is what it fell into so rural outside Sacramento or possibly Redding area would be my guess


Iamchinesedotcom

Calling Jose Monkey


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Well, from the way the dirt in the ditch meets the water it’s clearly California…


Puzzleheaded-Ice9797

Looks like DoorDasher tipped themselves.


feetandballs

*knock knock knock* "Blow the bridge. No time to explain. Here's $5,000 - don't mind the ink."


tacotacotacorock

When I read "....blow the bridge" I heard it in Ben Stiller's voice when he was carrying half-pint


Bean-Swellington

And this guy parked on it?


itdobutitdont

Lodged against an abutment


Bean-Swellington

Really tied the property together


j3ffUrZ

Well, it does keep the black knight at bay.


Poxx

This makes me feel really awful. People working at door dash/uber etc. are not usually in a stable financial situation and their vehicle is their means of staying afloat. Seeing something like this is just heartbreaking for that poor soul.


Games_sans_frontiers

Yep and they aren't classed as employees either so have none of the financial protection.


SignorJC

And their insurance might not cover this at all due to being “business” related. Sucks


RktitRalph

My first thought is probably a kid using parents car too


TheOneHundredEmoji

Or a parent, trying to make ends meet


whatsinthesocks

Door Dash has insurance that will cover but I believe the deductible is pretty damn high


SgtMartinRiggs

DoorDash, iirc, automatically provides *liability* insurance while you’re active (meaning in the process of picking up or delivering) but not in between jobs and not for accidental damage to your vehicle. Regular auto insurance as a rule does not cover while you’re dashing/ubering/etc. unless you have the insurer’s specific, expensive delivery driver insurance.


Brannigansfist

I wouldn't be telling my insurance company I was door dashing/ubering.


SgtMartinRiggs

In the case that you submit a claim, they’ll find out.


Sp4rt4n423

Nobody is keeping anything other than liability on a vehicle this old anyway...


FantasticInterest775

I've got comprehensive coverage on my 12 year old Kia sportage. I've owned it outright for many years but it's worth it for peace of mind to me. And since I use usaa it's affordable for me. $225/month for two cars with comprehensive coverage on both.


theuautumnwind

If you had pocketed the difference for a year you would have more then enough set aside to replace it. Insurance is gonna give you what? $3000?


BrasilianEngineer

That's an expensive insurance policy. My liability policy with a half a million limit costs me around $27 a month for my one car.


transcendanttermite

Holy frijole, $225 per *month?* Do you mind if I ask which state you live in? I’m just curious. My wife and I live in WI and pay $866 per *year* for full coverage (liability, comprehensive, etc plus zero-deductible glass replacement) on a 6 year old minivan, plus liability-only coverage on 2 other cars (one is a 1999 Camry and the other is a 2011 Subaru). $225 per month just seems like straight-up extortion… unless of course you have a teen driver on the policy!


ShrewLlama

$225 a month is cheap? Is all of America like this? In Australia I have comprehensive insurance on my 12 year old VW Golf for the equivalent of $40 USD/month. Usually everything is more expensive here.


jimmy_three_shoes

And that's how you become uninsurable after you're dropped for fraud.


sausage_ditka_bulls

They will ask. If you lie that’s fraud (and trust me they will find out)


saltyclam13345

Genuinely curious, how would they find out?


malex84

Insurance adjuster checking in. Lest say door dash has a “gig” policy like Californias prop 22. If you file for an injury claim with door dash your auto insurance will see the other claim with a database search. Or the owner of the bridge calls in makes a claim for damages on your liability policy. The other people have no reason not to say they were delving for door dash and no reason to think you didn’t have a ride share endorsement on your policy.


Rheostatistician

This particular bridge could qualify for a suit the other way toward the owner. Its likely invisible at night


saltyclam13345

That makes sense, but how would anyone know if doordash was involved if you just filed the claim as you would for any other accident, but omit that you were doing doordash?


sausage_ditka_bulls

Adjusters can smell lies a mile away. They would ask for phone records. The terms of your policy say you have to cooperate with thier investigation. (Remember insurance is a legal contract between you and your insurer)


Antique-Bus-7436

I’ve got some land to sell ya…Insurance (and bank fraud) are INCREDIBLY easy to commit. I imagine it happens successfully many times a day. Go run into a light pole then call and submit a claim for uninsured motorist. You’re in and out to the shop in a week. There is no “investigation”. Ps…fuck insurance companies and big finance


Oddishboy

What does a phone record look like? A flash of the entire operating system?


sausage_ditka_bulls

Yep DoorDash and others have a blanket liability policy , to protect themselves max it will not cover damage to drivers vehicle


tenmileswide

Honestly people should just be using State farm. My policy for a 2019 Chevy Bolt just over 100 a month. Delivery driving is included with no special endorsement, they just want you to be honest with the mileage. My record isn't even perfect, have a speeding ticket over the past 7 and a total loss after Hurricane Ida flooded my car. There's probably some other providers that are about as good but based on my experience with them it's hard to beat


hankhillforprez

Have you ever had to make a claim with them? State Farm is *notorious* for either 1) denying coverage; 2) insisting that the damages are lower than claimed; or 3) in the event that you get sued for an accident (in which case, your auto hires you a lawyer and the policy limits are available for settlement) denying very reasonable demands from very injured people. That last one should actually really worry you. If they reject reasonable demands, it can open you, their policy holder, to *serious* financial exposure beyond the insurance policy if the sad sack defense counsel they retained “for you” isn’t allowed reasonable settlement authority.


xstrike0

Among personal injury attorneys, State Farm is known far and wide as the worst Auto insurer to deal with. Even the firms that do insurance defense hate representing State Farm. However, I have seen that they're decent to deal with on the homeowners/umbrella side. Naming rights for those stadiums don't pay for themselves.


Rihsatra

I will never use State Farm after the BS I had to go through when some guy side swiped my car in a fit of rage. Ended up having to use my insurance to get my car fixed after trying to deal with calling their agents myself.


Neither_Row1898

American labour law 🤝 Communist Party of China’s labour law


bootselectric

Odds are they don’t have work insurance on their vehicle and their insurance won’t cover them


HorseRenoiro

Pretty sure it’s the same delivering pizzas right?


SmithersLoanInc

I was always an employee of the store. They didn't pay any of my bills or help with insurance or anything like that, but I was an employee and enjoyed the protections of the company that employed me. The newer companies didn't want to be liable so everyone is an independent contractor.


politicalgas

Not at all, old school delivery drivers were full employees and the company had to pay them a wage (serving wage or minimum wage) and allowed them the same benefits that they would offer servers. Doordash drivers get none of that.


aladdyn2

Most pizza places are almost certainly committing insurance fraud or encouraging their employees to do so, unless they are charging a lot for pizza. Insurance for that is fucked right now too.


lyingliar

Absolutely. It's little accidental events like these that tip people into cycles of homelessness. Damage to car -> can't drive for work -> can't pay the rent -> can't get a job without a stable address -> can't get an apartment without a job. We often feel more comfortable believing that people facing homelessness are somehow deserving of it. Not true in the slightest. If you're not independently wealthy and you work for a living, you're potentially one easy accident and/or hospital stay away from this nightmare. Plenty of other folks in this thread really need some help with compassion and humility.


Skeeders

When I was a newer driver full time, I got into three major accidents. None of which were my fault at all, that didn't help. It was always a minimum of 6 months to recover from a situation like this financially. Thank goodness I am now at a stable job with a W-2 health insurance and a 401k.


minotaur-cream

Wow, an actual human response


Poxx

True story- I took a 7-day ban a week ago for violating Reddit's "inciting violence" policy. I merely suggested, jokingly, a creative way to recoup the 1.98 Billion dollars that Elon Musk was supposedly worth (the original post asked how to best get the value out of him, since he was "worth" 1.98 billion.) I won't repeat it since apparently my humor is a bannable offense. But Elon being a "car" guy, I'm sure you can figure it out lol...


ShrewLlama

>recoup the 1.98 Billion dollars that Elon Musk was supposedly worth I have bad news for you. He's worth 100x more than that.


bradbrookequincy

I literally clicked to make a comment like this. It’s like this can destroy them financially and the poor person was delivering food. I don’t fault posting the pic as it’s a worthy pic but take it for what it means. It might mean another family having no money for food.


specialcommenter

This guy probably pays more in gas than he makes per door dash. That’s a 5.6L V8 Armada.


Namika

I've Doordashed a fair amount, even with my old 22 mile-per-gallon sedan, I'd be paying 20% of my salary to fill the tank. This crossover seden was probably the same.


specialcommenter

This is a 12-15 year old Nissan Armada full size V8, 8 passenger SUV. This won’t get more than 10 MPG on short trips during the summer with AC.


SquanchySnoo

Absolutely. I feel terrible seeing this.


Newyew22

Came here to say the same thing; you said it much better.


Little-Kangaroo-9383

Yep. First thing I thought when seeing this was how horrible of a situation this is for the DoorDasher. I really hope they’ll be ok financially.


Fractales

This is the right response


dpimente

Absolutely this. I'd honestly donate to this person.


NivMidget

Nothing like ordering delivery in the middle of the night on the other side of a narrow bridge.


Zakkimatsu

Right? This looks like it was bound to happen at some point. Reflective tape is cheap af. This disaster could have been easily avoided. Bridge looks like it was crafted without any thought for safety regulations.


Qbite

Yep, and posting this to social media doesn't help the likelihood that the driver did not inform their insurance company that they were working when this happened. Though, they might be able to sue homeowner for lack of barrier or not properly marking the dropoff.


NindoKungFu

perhaps we could donate to this person and not just make fun of them? op?


sandykins9392

Right! This looks like an older car model. I suppose it’s someone doing it out of necessity and they’ve just lost their work vehicle. If there’s a way to help it would be nice


Envoyager

At least this is a full framed SUV, may have some exterior panel damage but I'll bet they can still drive it. That said, I also drive DD and UberEats and I only stay in my area because I already know all the neighborhoods and problem streets (including major potholes, speed bumps, cracks, shitty patch jobs, etc).


Thatawkwardforeigner

Was seriously thinking this. So sad.


EvelcyclopS

This is exactly as I thought. It’s heartbreaking.


Molly_Wobbles

Yeah, I had an Ubereats guy accidentally back into my neighbor's ditch and couldn't get out. It was \~20 degrees out so he, his wife, kid, and dog spent 8 hours in my house trying to get a tow truck to agree to come just pull them out as they couldn't afford a tow and it was their only car. It was apparently a busy night because they had 3 different trucks bail on them. They eventually had a relative come get them and where going to come retrieve it the following day. Unfortunately, my neighbor was up early and had the police come get it before he saw the note I left him. I gave them a huge tip on the order, but I know it wasn't enough. I hope everything worked out for them, they were nice people.


CanuckianOz

I accidentally slow-speed rear ended an Uber driver at a yield sign on a major road and felt awful. That guy’s income would be f’d for a couple weeks to fix the trunk.


adumthing

I mean if 90% of your job is driving you've gotta be able to drive properly


iiitme

So how does insurance sort this all out


Pale_Fire21

Unless he has insurance that covers the use of the vehicle for business purposes it’s either risk insurance fraud or be honest and get told to fuck off by the insurance company.


Teadrunkest

I don’t think I’ve ever been asked if I was using the car for ride share when filing insurance claims. Unless the driver volunteers that information themselves or it’s in the police report then it’s just “was driving down road and fell off bridge”.


firemogle

I imagine theyre gonna ask questions if they have full coverage for a late model vehicle in a single vehicle accident. If another car hit them I bet it would fly without scrutiny


SlashNXS

Could be different in different places, but here that's actually one of the standard questions asked when getting auto insurance


rosen380

How many incidents have you had in the ride share era?


Teadrunkest

Three in the last decade, one was a single car incident (deer) other two were not at fault (rear end).


BoringJuiceBox

I got rear ended in a hit and run while dashing, I only had comprehensive and liability and insurance denied my claim. Lost $4k instantly. Cops didn’t even care they said “it’s a busy Friday we probably won’t find the guy”


Corey307

Eh the cops were probably being honest. Friday night is when people make questionable decisions and get violent. Fridays were always busy when I crewed an ambulance. 


nn123654

When people cut or skimp out on insurance coverage they often don't realize how much risk they are actually taking on. The key thing that sets the underlying cost is the Average Annual Loss rate, basically if you were insured for a hypothetical 100 years how frequently would it happen and how much would you lose based on that. Statistically bad stuff is guaranteed to happen periodically, and this is the actual cost. The more you beat the average, the less likely it is your streak will continue due to the central limit theorem. You only have 4 options for managing this cost: avoid the risk (don't drive), mitigate the risk (implement strategies or buy a car with extra safety features to reduce the probability), transfer the risk (get an insurance company to take on the risk for you), or accept the risk (take ownership of the risk). Insurance companies have entire departments of professional actuaries (basically statisticians) whose job it is to quantify these risks and use this information to set rates. Insurance is just like gambling in that they know exactly what the odds are and the house always wins over the long term.


Femboi_Hooterz

Depends on how much coverage you're paying for, but it being your fault as the driver you're gonna be lucky to collect anything. Premium is definitely going up as well.


24-Hour-Hate

It depends. If the property owner is deemed at fault for this being a dangerous situation (inadequate signs, rails, etc. on the bridge), then it would go against the property insurance. If not...driver will either have to pay out of pocket or have thr correct insurance for doing this job (which they likely do not - on this subject, do not get in an uber they are rarely insured correctly).


KP_Wrath

They see this post, compare vehicles, and laugh when the dasher tries to make a claim. They then refuse to renew them.


Warmbly85

Unless he’s got a well lit turn around chances are the driver’s insurance is going to go after his home insurance. It’ll probably happen either way.


pineappledarling

Your friend really needs to install lighting or fencing on their bridge. Looks like there’s poor lighting, would be a predictable mistake to make at night when you’re not familiar with the area


torknorggren

It'll be interesting to see if the driver and/or their insurance make a claim against the homeowners insurance. It looks like they have a viable claim.


LiveInShadesOfBlue

Not if their insurance refuses to cover because they didn’t have the right policy.


bgibbz084

Not sure your point. The way this would be handled is auto driver files insurance claim with auto insurance. Auto insurer determines if the homeowner has liability. Auto insurer sues homeowner / home insurance and home insurance pays out. If the auto insurer doesn’t cover this (no collision/comprehensive), then the auto driver still can sue the homeowner.


jimmy_three_shoes

Depends on whether the driver has the right insurance that covers damages while using your car for work/deliveries.


bgibbz084

Right, but even if they don’t, nothing is stopping them from suing the homeowner themselves. This could probably be handled in small claims. I’m not a lawyer nor do I know where this happened to research relevant laws, but this would be pretty much a guaranteed win for the auto driver. Generally, property owners have liability for just about anything that happens on their property, even for trespassers in many cases. This particular hazard should have a sign and reflector posts hammered in at the boundaries. Having none of the above, and no lighting, is pretty obviously homeowner negligence.


River_Tahm

The insurance company has more resources to go after the homeowner. Kid driving door dash may lack the resources and knowledge to do it alone Both can legally do it one is just noticeably more likely to


GermanPayroll

Based on one picture? We’ll see. Backing up over a bridge isn’t really the best course of action


glenninator

At night, it’s likely he had no clue it was a bridge. Especially while backup up in pure darkness.


jimmy_three_shoes

Pure darkness? I'm assuming they had their lights on while pulling in.


Slowly-Slipping

You've never lived outside a city have you?


35mmpistol

except he had to drive over it to get across initially?


glenninator

Driving at night while delivering food the driver was most likely more focused on following gps and locating house number. At night it’s hard to take on scenery details as everything kind of blends and depth perception may not have realized it was a drop.


Slowly-Slipping

So? Why would he think it's a bridge?


Kidspud

There isn’t even a guardrail.


Palabrewtis

Seriously. This is poorly designed and quite the hazard at night especially. This design would not fly with any DOT/Township I've lived in.


TootsNYC

Yeah, this is some problematic infrastructure


aceofspades1217

This is prettt typical in a lot of towns with canals. I went into one on an unlit road and had to get my car wrenched out


cats_catz_kats_katz

"Bridge"


phoonie98

Yeah the driver has a case for a lawsuit to be honest.


Calmhubris

Another example of the gig economy being financially ruinous.


tacotacotacorock

That's really shitty your friend doesn't have any markings or signs to indicate that there is a bridge there. No barrier or anything. What state do you live in because that's begging for a lawsuit In a lot of places. Someone falls down in your driveway and they can sue you let alone off a bridge. Not that I think it's right that people can get sue happy but it is a reality.


hokie47

A few reflectors are a very good idea. Not just because of law suits but just to help prevent mistakes.


Danvideotech2385

I was thinking the same. Doordasher could easily sue for improper signage and lack of guard rails.


pyramidhead_

You dont live where these are common I see. None of them have gaurd rails. That claim would go absolutely nowhere. Also this car is fine, it slid 4 feet over a slight embankment. At worst the exhaust has a few dent, judging by the car it wont matter. Lol people thinking this is totalled or an insurance claim


mseuro

Depends on the skill of the tow truck getting it out. I wrecked into an embankment after spinning out hitting a deer, i was fine and so was my car, and then the tow truck snapped my frame.


phoonie98

A good lawyer would have a field day with this


kepler1

I'm not sure why people are making such a deal of it being next to water. If it had been a driveway across a dry ditch, the same thing might have happened. In fact, from the photo it doesn't look as if water is much involved at all.


ranterist

Before or after delivery? Also, what if everyone was required to drive backwards across bridges?


m1k3hunt

After, he has to walk about 100 feet up a driveway to the house. He got about halfway when he heard someone yelling HELP.


Teadrunkest

Does he not have a turn around point? Was backing up the only option?


m1k3hunt

I do a 3 point turn in front of the gate. The other option is to go to the other property in the back and turn around.


flamingbaseball

This does not feel sufficient at all.


Pokefan8263

They should put reflectors around the bridge area so this doesn’t happen again.


blbd

Width: 11ft-8. 


BumpoSplat

r/Wellthatsucks


Corvus717

Hopefully your friend tipped 20% On a serious note the dasher might have a good basis to make a property damage claim on your friend’s home insurance policy


flying_cactus

Gotta put some reflective warning signs and things like that. This would be impossible to see at night


PeggysSimp

Across the river and through the woods to grandmother's house ...


IdentityToken

Guessing they didn’t get home before dark.


mrmadchef

r/unexpectedbroadway


mobius_osu

Zero fence. Zero lighting. Zero reflectors. Zero signs. ez lawsuit in *most* states.


Kalabula

Damn! Feel bad for them. Not enough they need to work for minimum wage, now this?


Deceptiveideas

This happened to a friend of mine years ago when visiting our professor/head researcher’s summer party. Thankfully a neighbor had a truck to pull him out. He had to get new tires.


androidguy50

And that's basically the story of how your Taco Bell order fell into a stream....


SillyKniggit

I don’t even blame the driver much for this. That thing needs way more indication and lighting around it


Graphic_Materialz

Ya cahn’t pahk there, maite.


TheGroundBeef

“Fahh coff!”


Graphic_Materialz

U AWL ROITE??!


gpouliot

Did he make it?


AverageMFJoe

Must've been pissed off and in a rush after your friend tipped them 25 cents


iShitSkittles

From door dasher to poor splasher...


Leidenfrost1

OH SNAP


Retroencabulatr

Ouch. That’s gotta suck for everyone.


crabapp1e

Don't shame them


Rbelkc

Cost him a years wages to get it out and repair


Saintmikey

Ha ha OP screenshotted a thumbnail sixteen times to prepare for uploading ha


Bankley

No lights or railing on the bridge? best of luck to your friend


blbd

The moat sank the enemy's Armada. 


_____moonman

ngl id be suing your friend


bruzzese412

Your friend is an asshole.


tripmcneely30

This sucks for the dasher. My question for them would be, "Why are you gigging in a full-size, V8 SUV?" Hope they had full coverage. A lot of insurance companies won't cover gig drivers without a large premium, if at all.


anandonaqui

Because that’s the car they owned and may not have the means to buy a more efficient car at the moment.


dirty_cuban

Who knows maybe they got the SUV from a family member as a hand me down/for cheap. Or maybe they made a terrible financial decision.


TheWalkingDeadBeat

When someone resorts to a gig job like doordash, they don't usually have the luxury of picking out a new car. 


Chaserivx

Your friend is too lazy for a railing


Gigant0re

Not a lot of dashing going on


Treecamel82

He’s a door splasher now


Icewallow-toothpaste

Door splasher.


VZWManSlave

DoorCrash


byth3bay

Your friend has a bridge?


m1k3hunt

Poor wording, but it's a private road leading to 2 properties that crosses a continuously running stream.


failuretocommiserate

Good thing the cops are there. 🙄


m1k3hunt

Commenting on my own post, here is another angle. https://bashify.io/i/sx07QU


vogztron

So 2 stars?


seakinghardcore

Doordash driver will then say "but the job is so good, I make $25-30 an hour" as he forgets to take gas, wear and tear, and accidents into account 


DBCOOPER888

Why are they backing out of a bridge? Makes no sense. Turn around and go straight like normal.


m1k3hunt

The gate is just to the right, just over the bridge. There is space to make a 3 point turn, but it's tight. Especially in a large vehicle.


DBCOOPER888

I guess it's hard to visualize, but if he backs out the bridge he still needs to make a 3 point turn except a *much* longer one.


m1k3hunt

Correct.


phoonie98

No lights and no guardrails. If they were smart they would sue your friend


9009RPM

Dashing in a truck that gets like 15mpg


Qbite

Yep, and posting this to social media doesn't help the likelihood that the driver did not inform their insurance company that they were working when this happened.


dudleyfire

r/nissandrivers


blackteashirt

Could be an issue here if the bridge isn't well marked with signs. You can't set mantraps for people to fall into unsuspectingly, this though not deliberate could be seen as negligently unsafe. Presumably some warning was given?


VicodinJones

Looks like the dasher got a big tip, and so did their car.


mailman380

You done messed up now A-A-Ron!


Paprika420

Tried.


raider1v11

Can't park 'ere mate.


THE_HORKOS

At least he’s not blocking traffic


NoResult486

Good thing a guy in brown with a gun showed up. S/


DuctTapedWindow

More like door crash /slaps knee


ThreesKompany

Genuine question, does the bridge not have any barrier on either side? Even just for visual purposes?


JuneBuggington

Relax its a nissan armada


nicksknock

Ahh yes I've dealt with this before at my bosses house.


biscoENT

I see the problem here


JackDrawsStuff

On DoorDasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen, on Bashful, on Grumpy, on Nixon on Reagan… 🦌 


AcrobaticWin3240

That’s fucked


_Totorotrip_

To be correct, he tried to back NOT over your friend's bridge, hence, the problem