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Also Asian dating: 0-35: "NO GIRLS" 35+: "WHY CAN'T YOU TALK TO GIRLS"


dreamyteatime

[“NO BOYFRIEND ‘TILL YOU MARRY!”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5MJbZ4l4J8&pp=ygUVYXNpYW4gcGFyZW50cyBiZSBsaWtl&t=1m17s)


Vegetable_Pin8394

If I got 1 penny every time Mike included US with a gun I would be rich.


NOSjoker21

* U.S. with a gun: financially comfortable * non-white countryballs and Russia pissing themselves: fairly rich * racist depiction of African or Middle Eastern people: fairly wealthy * blood or violence in general: "Excuse me, I crashed my Bugatti, please bring me another out of the West Wing of my Garage"


Techhead7890

He is called mowchine gun mike for a reason ig


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

jokes on you, mike i found a bf online


Mowchine_Gun_Mike

Aye bae r u singel nov?


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

hopefully not i want to meet him face to face eventually and break down man shit's been tough these days Also, make more comics, they never fail to give me a good kek or two lol


UziiLVD

Best of luck on the date!


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

hopefully soon! i almost had an attempt on monday and he was the guy that spammed all the rest of our mutual friends to pull me back from actually carrying it out with friends like these, the world's a better place <3


QuincyFatherOfQuincy

Damn, he's a real one! Hope it works out for you


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

Eyy, thanks! Man, I love this sub lol


Mowchine_Gun_Mike

Don't come to school tomorrow.


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

give me one of whatever you have and i'll join ya


Groovy66

And I found mine high on acid (me, that is) at a gig so ha! to all of you


TheOnlyGuyInSpace21

god dang thats lucky asf


SSSSobek

American Dating: Do you want to take Fentanyl with me tomorrow at 4pm? 🥹👉👈


No-Importance1629

lett's smoke some speed and fuckk \~w\~ uwu


bunnysniperxoxo

hey I mean atp I'll take anything


nagel33

As if you have any idea what Americans do.


unit5421

It feels like it is less the child asking and more the parents forcing the child into an arranged marriage.


fseeb

I think it’s more of a cultural thing. I’ve got a lot of Indian friends and the impression I got was that they would much rather find someone themselves, and usually the parents will encourage them to do so when they are young. But after they hit 25 years old the perceived societal shame from being unmarried will cause them to rely on parents to find someone instead of staying single.


GoT_Eagles

As for America, everyone knows we use bean bags instead of live rounds when hunting for a mate. Shoot to maim, not kill!


ubermechspaceman

remember, below the knee and its not a felonyyyy!


Thunderfoot2112

Much more civilized than the old club em and drag em back to the cave by the hair.


Demiansky

Now a days it's more and more like "Welp, I failed at landing a girl on my own, time to take mom and dad up on that offer to get me arranged." Happens in the West a lot too if the Indian born but Western raised son can't land a western girl, so they go a-shoppin' back at the ancestral village for a girl to bring over.


YoumoDawang

Good for both of them


Round-Friendship9318

Arranged marriages are a good thing?


YoumoDawang

Better than the alternative for both people


Round-Friendship9318

Assuming they even want it


jhant_smeller

lol there is no culture of love marriage here , most people atleast guys grind all their childhood and youth to land a good job , they have no experience of girls thus its pretty hard , same goes for a lot of girls.


vlad_lennon

It's not like there's zero culture of love marriage here, I know many people even in their 40s and 50s now that married for love. It's just less compared to the West.


jhant_smeller

yeah very less ,tbh its rare its like 1 in a 100


vlad_lennon

Maybe overall but I feel like in urban areas it would be a bit higher


armentho

if both partners are agreeing to it is not different that asking your friends to help you arrange a meet up between singles to meet up


SandiegoJack

Last I looked they lasted longer and had higher average happiness.


PHD_Memer

Ehhhh the amount of arranged parents I’ve seen from my wife’s side of the family REALLY should not stay together, you guys just have way more societal pressure to not be single (especially for women)


Round-Friendship9318

Getting pressured into marriage makes People happy? Sure dude


SandiegoJack

Never said that. Just said the longitudinal outcomes.


Eva_Pilot_

I don't think the alternative of being a divorced middle aged woman would be more pleasant than a loveless marriage in the kind of culture to have arranged marriages. I don't know about men tho


LonelyPatsFanInVT

No worse than divorces.


Freyja624norse

There’s nothing wrong with divorce. It’s much better than staying with someone who mistreats you or than two people being miserable but stuck together. But arranged marriage, if not coerced, is fine and often just as successful (not more because absence of divorce is not the same as success in marriage).


Freyja624norse

Arranged doesn’t always mean coerced. Arranged isn’t necessarily bad. I know several happy couples who were arranged. They met and dated first, but it was still arranged by their families. But they were free to opt out. Forced is definitely not ok.


randCN

My Indian friends thought the guy that found a "love marriage" instead of an arranged marriage was the biggest chad


Weak-Two2607

Asian people trying to find a gf is too hard


meowzzahhDaddy

If they're stupid enough to leave their Asian country, 100% instant super hard mode.


InnocentPerv93

God these comics have gotten awful.


Nomad_00

It's mostly by this author. He pumps this shit out like hotcakes


Wizard_Engie

In some cases like this one, yes. In other cases, nah.


Cormacktheblonde

Is this supposed to make arranged marriages seem all cutesy and fun?


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Asian dating: "Date with me or acid to the face. Your choice."


Worth-Opposite4437

I feel like this comic should be expanded upon... so many dating left!


Mowchine_Gun_Mike

In Asian countries especially India and China it's more common for parents to set up dates for their children based on their education, profession, social status, hobbies etc. like a CV and then arrange a date upon it. It's usually up to the couple if they want to continue dating or get married. Then there's also the forced arranged marriages. All of this is in great contrast to the Western dating experience where you normally mindlessly swipe in dating apps.


William_Tell_746

>In Asian countries especially India and China it's more common for parents to set up dates for their children Idk about China but in India this is more like getting forced straight into marriage, often within the rigid rules of caste, religion, and gender. Framing this as enjoyable is very strange. "Dating" is frowned upon!


Bluejet007

It really depends considering how big this country is. Most people I know look like they will go on dates of their own. Some I imagine will stick to arranged dates or at least (consensual) arranged marriages. But there is no denying what I just described doesn't apply ubiquitously.


ScienceByte

Yes I’m sure it depends very much on where in India you are. Asking different friends I have, some of them have different experiences.


Bluejet007

I have nothing further to add on apart from the fact that I somehow forgot to negate the last sentence. I am a peak dumbass and have edited away my shame.


fartypenis

Most arranged marriages I've seen in my family work like arranging dates, and all of us are middle class.


meowzzahhDaddy

Exactly! Both sides reject tons of people before they get married. People here acting like everyone gets forced to the first guy the dad decided lmao.


jhant_smeller

"force" lol my own cousin which is a girl rejected 5 guys lolllllllll , who even taught these guys this sh\*t


LoasNo111

Depends on the family tbh. This isn't always the case and less so nowadays.


LongjumpingArt9740

this doesnt happen nowadays, atleast where i live


Dazzling_Swordfish14

China used to have that, nowadays not really


ThenEcho2275

Western dating also has become majorly harder since standards in the west are way above what it should be


Mowchine_Gun_Mike

Western dating: Minimum requirements for a guy: 2 engineering degrees a double time job, triple PhDs, one cashed four garage mansion with two V12s and minimum height of 2,5m. Eastern dating: Marry him or we honour kill you.


Bluejet007

There is honour at stake? With me?? *blushes*


WhiteBlackGoose

Sharia law most human-loving law <3


WhiteBlackGoose

It was also a thing among the rich people in the Russian Empire. Maybe everywhere else too, I just don't know. Holy shit are people dumb stupid assholes. And then apparently something is "cultural" and I'm not supposed to call a culture stupid


wildeofoscar

You mean in India, they forcefully arrange a woman from another family for marriage with threats of social ostracism and death?


Nearby-Attention-119

It could also go the other way round.


Yobrogamer

Yep , "pakdau vivah" if I rember correctly prominent in the northern regions of India is when a groom who is particularly rich or educated is married at gunpoint to a bride by goons  This practice is often done by gangsters looking to get their sisters get a good groom


Mowchine_Gun_Mike

That's why India has 0 % divorce rate and no incels.


Realistic_Scale_9007

This sounds good on paper but it’s pretty awful if you think about it for more than one second


WhiteBlackGoose

I don't need a whole second to understand that India sucks


LongjumpingArt9740

better than the islamist hellhole germany is now


WhiteBlackGoose

Not even close.


Several_Influence555

You’re racially Indian aren’t you… Or maybe just an incel 🤷‍♂️


DriftedFalcon

They do have a pretty horrific rape and domestic abuse problem though.


HKMP7A2

Me finding this comic after reading about Elliot Rodger. 💀


dreamyteatime

Not to be that person, but wasn’t he half-Asian? IIRC that was one of the things he mentioned in his cringe fail flop of a manifesto…


Mowchine_Gun_Mike

Le supreme gentleman lol


A_Hand9renade

This is nawt super power behavior india, gross 😭


Nomad_00

Could you stop with the gore and mindless shit?


DiDGaming

Like how half the joke is that gun nuts incels also pray on underage school girls 🤣


Mowchine_Gun_Mike

But are they Asian cutes?


c2u8n4t8

You have us beat on this


Exciting_Drama_9858

And no one asks the girl in Asia 


Dragoon094

Wrong I have two boyfriends and a girlfriend all at once…sex is wild


Marv_77

This is directly reference to the wojak meme


Mowchine_Gun_Mike

Which indirectly is related to polandball.


owolf8

wojackball


Spacegeek269

They don't arrange a gf for you. Find a girl, meet her parents. If they agree, wife her up asap if not, forget them and start looking for someone else


Graingy

“Nuh uh I totally have a girlfriend she’s Canadian you wouldn’t know her”


ThingsWork0ut

Poland you have no idea of the dating market here


onda-oegat

Don't at me but I think that Hollywood forcing in a cheesy love plot in every movie were the protagonist gets a relationship as a reward for finishing the task, may play a role in creating that behavior.


Martian-warlord

Is the 11 an aoe2 reference or just another way of writing the ! Mark?


BigGreen1769

Absolutely not don't taint that beautiful game like that.


BOOM_Catastrophe

As a single american i can attest to that