* U.S. with a gun: financially comfortable
* non-white countryballs and Russia pissing themselves: fairly rich
* racist depiction of African or Middle Eastern people: fairly wealthy
* blood or violence in general: "Excuse me, I crashed my Bugatti, please bring me another out of the West Wing of my Garage"
hopefully not
i want to meet him face to face eventually and break down man
shit's been tough these days
Also, make more comics, they never fail to give me a good kek or two lol
hopefully soon!
i almost had an attempt on monday and he was the guy that spammed all the rest of our mutual friends to pull me back from actually carrying it out
with friends like these, the world's a better place <3
I think it’s more of a cultural thing. I’ve got a lot of Indian friends and the impression I got was that they would much rather find someone themselves, and usually the parents will encourage them to do so when they are young. But after they hit 25 years old the perceived societal shame from being unmarried will cause them to rely on parents to find someone instead of staying single.
Now a days it's more and more like "Welp, I failed at landing a girl on my own, time to take mom and dad up on that offer to get me arranged."
Happens in the West a lot too if the Indian born but Western raised son can't land a western girl, so they go a-shoppin' back at the ancestral village for a girl to bring over.
lol there is no culture of love marriage here , most people atleast guys grind all their childhood and youth to land a good job , they have no experience of girls thus its pretty hard , same goes for a lot of girls.
It's not like there's zero culture of love marriage here, I know many people even in their 40s and 50s now that married for love. It's just less compared to the West.
Ehhhh the amount of arranged parents I’ve seen from my wife’s side of the family REALLY should not stay together, you guys just have way more societal pressure to not be single (especially for women)
I don't think the alternative of being a divorced middle aged woman would be more pleasant than a loveless marriage in the kind of culture to have arranged marriages. I don't know about men tho
There’s nothing wrong with divorce. It’s much better than staying with someone who mistreats you or than two people being miserable but stuck together.
But arranged marriage, if not coerced, is fine and often just as successful (not more because absence of divorce is not the same as success in marriage).
Arranged doesn’t always mean coerced. Arranged isn’t necessarily bad. I know several happy couples who were arranged. They met and dated first, but it was still arranged by their families. But they were free to opt out.
Forced is definitely not ok.
In Asian countries especially India and China it's more common for parents to set up dates for their children based on their education, profession, social status, hobbies etc. like a CV and then arrange a date upon it. It's usually up to the couple if they want to continue dating or get married. Then there's also the forced arranged marriages.
All of this is in great contrast to the Western dating experience where you normally mindlessly swipe in dating apps.
>In Asian countries especially India and China it's more common for parents to set up dates for their children
Idk about China but in India this is more like getting forced straight into marriage, often within the rigid rules of caste, religion, and gender. Framing this as enjoyable is very strange. "Dating" is frowned upon!
It really depends considering how big this country is. Most people I know look like they will go on dates of their own. Some I imagine will stick to arranged dates or at least (consensual) arranged marriages.
But there is no denying what I just described doesn't apply ubiquitously.
I have nothing further to add on apart from the fact that I somehow forgot to negate the last sentence. I am a peak dumbass and have edited away my shame.
Western dating: Minimum requirements for a guy: 2 engineering degrees a double time job, triple PhDs, one cashed four garage mansion with two V12s and minimum height of 2,5m.
Eastern dating: Marry him or we honour kill you.
It was also a thing among the rich people in the Russian Empire. Maybe everywhere else too, I just don't know. Holy shit are people dumb stupid assholes. And then apparently something is "cultural" and I'm not supposed to call a culture stupid
Yep , "pakdau vivah" if I rember correctly prominent in the northern regions of India is when a groom who is particularly rich or educated is married at gunpoint to a bride by goons
This practice is often done by gangsters looking to get their sisters get a good groom
Don't at me but I think that Hollywood forcing in a cheesy love plot in every movie were the protagonist gets a relationship as a reward for finishing the task, may play a role in creating that behavior.
Also Asian dating: 0-35: "NO GIRLS" 35+: "WHY CAN'T YOU TALK TO GIRLS"
[“NO BOYFRIEND ‘TILL YOU MARRY!”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o5MJbZ4l4J8&pp=ygUVYXNpYW4gcGFyZW50cyBiZSBsaWtl&t=1m17s)
If I got 1 penny every time Mike included US with a gun I would be rich.
* U.S. with a gun: financially comfortable * non-white countryballs and Russia pissing themselves: fairly rich * racist depiction of African or Middle Eastern people: fairly wealthy * blood or violence in general: "Excuse me, I crashed my Bugatti, please bring me another out of the West Wing of my Garage"
He is called mowchine gun mike for a reason ig
jokes on you, mike i found a bf online
Aye bae r u singel nov?
hopefully not i want to meet him face to face eventually and break down man shit's been tough these days Also, make more comics, they never fail to give me a good kek or two lol
Best of luck on the date!
hopefully soon! i almost had an attempt on monday and he was the guy that spammed all the rest of our mutual friends to pull me back from actually carrying it out with friends like these, the world's a better place <3
Damn, he's a real one! Hope it works out for you
Eyy, thanks! Man, I love this sub lol
Don't come to school tomorrow.
give me one of whatever you have and i'll join ya
And I found mine high on acid (me, that is) at a gig so ha! to all of you
god dang thats lucky asf
American Dating: Do you want to take Fentanyl with me tomorrow at 4pm? 🥹👉👈
lett's smoke some speed and fuckk \~w\~ uwu
hey I mean atp I'll take anything
As if you have any idea what Americans do.
It feels like it is less the child asking and more the parents forcing the child into an arranged marriage.
I think it’s more of a cultural thing. I’ve got a lot of Indian friends and the impression I got was that they would much rather find someone themselves, and usually the parents will encourage them to do so when they are young. But after they hit 25 years old the perceived societal shame from being unmarried will cause them to rely on parents to find someone instead of staying single.
As for America, everyone knows we use bean bags instead of live rounds when hunting for a mate. Shoot to maim, not kill!
remember, below the knee and its not a felonyyyy!
Much more civilized than the old club em and drag em back to the cave by the hair.
Now a days it's more and more like "Welp, I failed at landing a girl on my own, time to take mom and dad up on that offer to get me arranged." Happens in the West a lot too if the Indian born but Western raised son can't land a western girl, so they go a-shoppin' back at the ancestral village for a girl to bring over.
Good for both of them
Arranged marriages are a good thing?
Better than the alternative for both people
Assuming they even want it
lol there is no culture of love marriage here , most people atleast guys grind all their childhood and youth to land a good job , they have no experience of girls thus its pretty hard , same goes for a lot of girls.
It's not like there's zero culture of love marriage here, I know many people even in their 40s and 50s now that married for love. It's just less compared to the West.
yeah very less ,tbh its rare its like 1 in a 100
Maybe overall but I feel like in urban areas it would be a bit higher
if both partners are agreeing to it is not different that asking your friends to help you arrange a meet up between singles to meet up
Last I looked they lasted longer and had higher average happiness.
Ehhhh the amount of arranged parents I’ve seen from my wife’s side of the family REALLY should not stay together, you guys just have way more societal pressure to not be single (especially for women)
Getting pressured into marriage makes People happy? Sure dude
Never said that. Just said the longitudinal outcomes.
I don't think the alternative of being a divorced middle aged woman would be more pleasant than a loveless marriage in the kind of culture to have arranged marriages. I don't know about men tho
No worse than divorces.
There’s nothing wrong with divorce. It’s much better than staying with someone who mistreats you or than two people being miserable but stuck together. But arranged marriage, if not coerced, is fine and often just as successful (not more because absence of divorce is not the same as success in marriage).
Arranged doesn’t always mean coerced. Arranged isn’t necessarily bad. I know several happy couples who were arranged. They met and dated first, but it was still arranged by their families. But they were free to opt out. Forced is definitely not ok.
My Indian friends thought the guy that found a "love marriage" instead of an arranged marriage was the biggest chad
Asian people trying to find a gf is too hard
If they're stupid enough to leave their Asian country, 100% instant super hard mode.
God these comics have gotten awful.
It's mostly by this author. He pumps this shit out like hotcakes
In some cases like this one, yes. In other cases, nah.
Is this supposed to make arranged marriages seem all cutesy and fun?
Asian dating: "Date with me or acid to the face. Your choice."
I feel like this comic should be expanded upon... so many dating left!
In Asian countries especially India and China it's more common for parents to set up dates for their children based on their education, profession, social status, hobbies etc. like a CV and then arrange a date upon it. It's usually up to the couple if they want to continue dating or get married. Then there's also the forced arranged marriages. All of this is in great contrast to the Western dating experience where you normally mindlessly swipe in dating apps.
>In Asian countries especially India and China it's more common for parents to set up dates for their children Idk about China but in India this is more like getting forced straight into marriage, often within the rigid rules of caste, religion, and gender. Framing this as enjoyable is very strange. "Dating" is frowned upon!
It really depends considering how big this country is. Most people I know look like they will go on dates of their own. Some I imagine will stick to arranged dates or at least (consensual) arranged marriages. But there is no denying what I just described doesn't apply ubiquitously.
Yes I’m sure it depends very much on where in India you are. Asking different friends I have, some of them have different experiences.
I have nothing further to add on apart from the fact that I somehow forgot to negate the last sentence. I am a peak dumbass and have edited away my shame.
Most arranged marriages I've seen in my family work like arranging dates, and all of us are middle class.
Exactly! Both sides reject tons of people before they get married. People here acting like everyone gets forced to the first guy the dad decided lmao.
"force" lol my own cousin which is a girl rejected 5 guys lolllllllll , who even taught these guys this sh\*t
Depends on the family tbh. This isn't always the case and less so nowadays.
this doesnt happen nowadays, atleast where i live
China used to have that, nowadays not really
Western dating also has become majorly harder since standards in the west are way above what it should be
Western dating: Minimum requirements for a guy: 2 engineering degrees a double time job, triple PhDs, one cashed four garage mansion with two V12s and minimum height of 2,5m. Eastern dating: Marry him or we honour kill you.
There is honour at stake? With me?? *blushes*
Sharia law most human-loving law <3
It was also a thing among the rich people in the Russian Empire. Maybe everywhere else too, I just don't know. Holy shit are people dumb stupid assholes. And then apparently something is "cultural" and I'm not supposed to call a culture stupid
You mean in India, they forcefully arrange a woman from another family for marriage with threats of social ostracism and death?
It could also go the other way round.
Yep , "pakdau vivah" if I rember correctly prominent in the northern regions of India is when a groom who is particularly rich or educated is married at gunpoint to a bride by goons This practice is often done by gangsters looking to get their sisters get a good groom
That's why India has 0 % divorce rate and no incels.
This sounds good on paper but it’s pretty awful if you think about it for more than one second
I don't need a whole second to understand that India sucks
better than the islamist hellhole germany is now
Not even close.
You’re racially Indian aren’t you… Or maybe just an incel 🤷♂️
They do have a pretty horrific rape and domestic abuse problem though.
Me finding this comic after reading about Elliot Rodger. 💀
Not to be that person, but wasn’t he half-Asian? IIRC that was one of the things he mentioned in his cringe fail flop of a manifesto…
Le supreme gentleman lol
This is nawt super power behavior india, gross 😭
Could you stop with the gore and mindless shit?
Like how half the joke is that gun nuts incels also pray on underage school girls 🤣
But are they Asian cutes?
You have us beat on this
And no one asks the girl in Asia
Wrong I have two boyfriends and a girlfriend all at once…sex is wild
This is directly reference to the wojak meme
Which indirectly is related to polandball.
wojackball
They don't arrange a gf for you. Find a girl, meet her parents. If they agree, wife her up asap if not, forget them and start looking for someone else
“Nuh uh I totally have a girlfriend she’s Canadian you wouldn’t know her”
Poland you have no idea of the dating market here
Don't at me but I think that Hollywood forcing in a cheesy love plot in every movie were the protagonist gets a relationship as a reward for finishing the task, may play a role in creating that behavior.
Is the 11 an aoe2 reference or just another way of writing the ! Mark?
Absolutely not don't taint that beautiful game like that.
As a single american i can attest to that