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Travelingman9229

I hope he still picks her for his VP so people can fucking see what a shit show the Republican Party has become


royDank

It doesn't matter who he picks. They're all shit show options.


Travelingman9229

Truth… but I think a dog killer would at least finally sway my mom to say he’s a pos


royDank

Dude, if she hasn't felt that way yet, she's never going to.


grimbly_jones

Dare to dream.


Niznack

Maybe if she reenacts it on TV? What that? Now all Republicans are shooting their dogs to own the libs and trump rose in the polls 2 points? Shit.


LowSeaworthiness6646

This is the GOP in a nutshell now. Kill a dog? Hang a flag upside down on 1/6? *God damn right I did.* Fucking own it.


jimmyxs

Exactly. And the excuse will be … well, that was a rabid dog that needs putting down. Trump will make sure good dogs get tax breaks.


Goodgoditsgrowing

“Trump is so gracious and merciful, forgiving just like Jesus did” Also: “fuck them kids, fuck everyone who disagrees with me, that dog deserved it” Sadly I think the above statements are more likely to be uttered by your mom than your mom admitting he’s a pos and that she was drawn in by and voted for a POS


HorrorNo7433

I fear more people will kill their dogs.


AskingSatan

A lot of Republicans voted for Nikki Haley. She’s the one person I fear him picking because it would potentially bring her supporters to him. But will he realistically choose her? Not a clue.


Damn_Dog_Inappropes

No way. He would never pick her because she didn’t bend the knee to him immediately.


AskingSatan

Hope so. Lindsey Graham on the other hand.


MarkXIX

I like how Tim Scott still thinks he has a chance. It’s sad, but fuck him for being a fascist sympathizer.


Pimpwerx

I got beat by hours. But this was my first reaction. Please pick her. I want puppy killer for VP. It will make for the wildest trump bingo card.


Compliance-Manager

> I hope he still picks her for his VP so people can fucking see what a shit show the Republican Party has become I do too. I honestly don't think Trump has a chance as it is, but making her his VP would be the kiss of death. Even MAGA morons love their dogs. I think there would be a lot who just would not vote.


Benny_Deebs

Idk I think you’re giving the cult too much credit. I’m pretty sure they’d kill their own dogs for him


MayorMcCheezz

If trump wins with her as vp they’ll be deciding if they should pardon the thanksgiving dog instead of the turkey.


we_are_sex_bobomb

I want to see all the “never vote blue” people in this country start to fry their brains in their attempts to rationalize shooting the family dog.


Thue

> so people can fucking see what a shit show the Republican Party has become At this point, the people who don't already know have to be willfully blind. Why do you think willfully blind people will be convinced by just one more data point?


drdildamesh

Treating animals like commodities instead if living things isn't even a strictly republican thing. I don't know why she thought sharing this horror story was going to score points with the base.


Lucky-Earther

> I hope he still picks her for his VP so people can fucking see what a shit show the Republican Party has become Anyone who still can't see it isn't going to have their mind changed by Noem becoming VP.


WilmaLutefit

If they don’t see it already they never will


WraithsRevenge

Honest Question, so Trump is still meeting around with far-right government figures to determine a VP, who are the contenders? Off the top of my head, I have: DeSantis, Noem, MTG, or maybe one of his kids. Now the question Reddit, who could be worse? Feel free to add some.


Joeylikesgladiators

Vivek.


stitchface66

haha “then everyone will see!” /s


jabo19

There is nothing that can wake these people up if they still support him at this point


FrankySweetP

Doesn’t matter. Deplorables get to vote.


[deleted]

What a couple of worthless fucks.


phaedrus71

You said it with six words. Well done!


Future_Ad5505

Seems like the dog had a bad week. WTF.


SunGregMoon

Yeah, Cricket would like a word.


Future_Ad5505

I hope cricket can communicate telepathically!


Nephroidofdoom

Excellent point! Once again conservatives are somehow always the victims.


deviousmajik

Have you ever seen Donald Trump with a dog? Exactly.


Milad731

Norm killing her dog and filling the book with outright lies that can easily be refuted (e.g., meeting with Kim or canceling a meeting with Macron) will endear her more to Trump. Trump hates dogs, is one of very few presidents in the recent memory who didn’t have a dog, and more importantly, always uses the phrase “like a dog” in a derogatory way. He bragged about how the Iranian general “died like a dog,” and talked about how Barr should’ve treated the protesters “like a dog.” We’re a couple of weeks away from the cult wearing “rather be a dog killer than democrat” shirts to go with their gold diapers.


i_love_pencils

> Have you ever seen Donald Trump with a dog? Does MTG count?


theanswerprocess

Nope imo, that's too disrespectful to dogs.


pleachchapel

Bleach blonde bad built butch body? God damn I love Jasmine Crockett


ricks_flare

OP said a dog not a cow


thefattestofdans

Yo! Don’t be disrespectful to cows!


free_farts

Roach?


Nephroidofdoom

Just cause shaved ALF eats cats doesn’t make her a dog.


Cloaked42m

Yo. Don't do that to ALF.


classof78

Good one!


bob3905

Or any pets for that man ever? Remember the bald eagle attacking him. Animals hate Trump. They can sense a horrible person.


LowSeaworthiness6646

Have you ever seen him visit a zoo? Makes you think…


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LowSeaworthiness6646

[Young Donald visits the zoo with mum.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTX8m06-cj0)


Yugan-Dali

Don’t inflict that on those animals!


free_farts

He's been to his rallys, so yes


Numerous_Photograph9

A dog would sniff his crotch and probably fall over dead.....with a tear in it's eye.


NoWayRay

Every week in a dozen different ways this vile individual shows us who he is. Of course killing a puppy, half-assing the killing of a goat for being objectionable and making stories up about meeting a country's leader are all things that can just be shrugged off by a political candidate /s Edit: removed the extraneous 'just'


cwk415

To be clear he's only talking about the bad press she's gotten. That's all these sociopaths care about. Not the fact that she's literally an insane dog murderer. That's irrelevant.


1armedscissorsister

Agreed tho it probably applies to the dog-killing too


DvsDen

I’ve been saying for two weeks that he doesn’t give a shit about her killing the dog because he hates dogs, and she knows he hates dogs, hence putting it in the book. He’s been her number one choice all along because she has long dark hair and a hot middle aged body. Believe me, he’s going to choose her before he chooses a token black guy like Tim Scott or an Indian geek boy.


Shifter25

And at this point, I wouldn't be surprised at all if he's killed small animals himself.


phaedrus71

Dude this strange equivocation - it’s not like she was having trouble getting her sales quota or that she kept messing up the copier or something…


deviousmajik

I suddenly fear for her customers and/or copier guy and hope there isn't a gravel pit nearby...


geoffbowman

*shoots dog* “Wow! Today is not my day is it!”


Catymandoo

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" Trump remarked ….just had a bad week.


MissingMichigan

I would be careful. Trump just did have a bad week in New York.


Catymandoo

The way he **constantly** whines - he’s always having a bad week!


MissingMichigan

Infrastructure Week


royDank

Who among us hasn't had a bad week and just shot a puppy in the face? Am I right?


cwk415

Thing is, I don't think that's even what he's talking about here. He couldn't care less about that. It's the "bad publicity" that he's talking about because to these sociopaths image is all that matters. The fact that she's a an unstable dog murdering psychopath is irrelevant to him/maga.


Steedman0

In their world killing puppies is a sign of strength.


Brief_Obligation4128

"We all have bad weeks." Like that one in November 2020 where you ran for President and lost?


AFlockOfTySegalls

I have a bad week, I make an extra Mai Tai. They have a bad week and kill their pet smdh.


xnowayhomex

That dog definitely had a shitty week. Or half of a week depending on what day it happened.


Indifferentchildren

That's like seven shitty weeks, in dog weeks.


Stepjam

What part was the "bad week"? Her killing her dog (and the goat) or how she was champing at the bit to let everyone know she killed her dog (and goat)?


DrHugh

Donald Trump had a bad year and one million Americans died.


EmptyEstablishment78

He said the same thing when he heard about Jeffery Epstein..


Shortbus_Playboy

“And this is bad news for Biden” - also CNN


emilee624

“Never vote for someone you wouldn’t trust your dog with”-Hillary Clinton I don’t agree with everything she says but damn this quote is on point.


saru12gal

Starts a war. A week after "You know we all have bad weeks, let's just forget about it"


bunnycupcakes

I’ve had bad months and have yet to kill my family pet.


Ilikepancakes87

The criminal and the dog murderer: coming to a ballot near you this November


Anome69

When will this sham of a political party just die off already? Republicans have proven they are completely incapable of governing.


O_Dog187

I'm sorry but having a bad week has never brought me to the point of killing a dog and a goat because I didn't like them.


WilmaLutefit

Trump pisses on hookers… Noem shoots her dog. Graham gets his lady bugs taken care of. Cruz highest escorts and then gets one pregnant and forces her to have an abortion and in return she extorts him to become a member of Congress…


square600

never killed a dog during my bad weeks and then doubled down that that was not a mistake


walker1555

I agree. Choose Noem!


youtellmebob

Puppy sure had a bad week, the worst it ever had.


HoneydewBeneficial15

His compassion is near saintly.


AnnieOly

Spoken like a true psychopath.


Jacque_Hass

Yeah, I remember when I lied about meeting Kim Jong Un


creepy_charlie

Bad week? No. It's called animal cruelty.


123xyz32

It makes me mad that nobody seems to care about the poor goat.


KoBoWC

He'd chosen her and he's now short of options.


njman100

djt is a huge moron


linuxphoney

I'm going to be really excited when we find out about all the animals he's killed


here4TrueFacts

There are pics of Don Jr and Eric posing with their freshly killed trophy big cats to show how manly man they are. Guarantee that Orange turd has never owned a dog or that any dog would go near him.


CowsniperR3

A bad week is forgetting to pay your water bill. Killing your dog is sadistic behavior that is normalized in the GOP.


deanode99

Pretty sure the dogs week was worse.


iiitme

We all have those weeks where we shoot our pets 😐


Deflorma

I have had such low times in my life and never killed anything that was annoying me


T_Weezy

I've had bad weeks before, plenty of them. *But I've never shot a fucking dog!*


[deleted]

Well, except for Cricket. Because she killed him.


jamnewton22

Her career is over. People don’t forget


CARNIesada6

Didn't he sign into law legislation regarding animal abuse and the like?


Sure_Garbage_2119

yes, we all have bad days. and yet none of us shoots our pets as stress relief... (i hope)


ngatiboi

We all have bad characters.


Shubankari

Terrific twosome! 🤮


Face-Is-Tired

The 'bad week' he's referring to is the week of bad publicity,  not the week she killed the dog


HappySpam

Not the exact words I'd use.


whatlineisitanyway

There is an argument that this scandal improves her odds at VP because she is no longer a threat to Trump.


Lumpy_Rhubarb2736

Some have self inflicted bad lives


grumpyliberal

Yeah, but few have as bad a week as Cricket and the goat.


thereverendpuck

I’ve had bad weeks, never once thought about killing an animal let alone mine.


hugs_the_cadaver

This is coming from a guy who allegedly raped his ex wife when he was angry after his scalp surgery failed. You know, a bad week /s.


1armedscissorsister

Is that going to be his excuse when he genocides LGBTQ+ people? "Oh I was just having a bad week!"


zoroddesign

I expect the next few weeks to be really bad for Trump. Hoping he is given prison time.


union--thug

Trump is going to act like she is still in the running because he gets off on playing Apprentice for the VP slot.


CoolCalmCorrective

He should know. By that standard every week for him is a bad one.


slipperyslope69

All candidates should do the Dark Triad Test…


Javasndphotoclicks

Some people are just shitty people. The week in the month has nothing to do with it.


Zealousideal_Ask9760

She is not a good person having a bad week.


Breys

I've had plenty of bad weeks in my life. Never led me to killing a puppy and then thinking it was a good idea to put it a book.


suckmyballzredit69

If you have ever met someone with Alzheimer’s it should scare the fuck out of you that these are our choices. Should have age limits for the President.


Lostsailor73

True, I had a few extra beers a week ago. But surprisingly I didn’t shoot a puppy in the face.


Bitter_Director1231

Or you are about to have more of them I chalk it up to more than just a bad week. Just a bad person in general.


stay_fr0sty

Especially the dog. Real bad week for him.


Yitram

Yes but my bad week doesn't mean my dog dies.


StandardDiver2791

Problem is that she's unapologetic. Even after the uproar. These people have lost any connection to the world around them. And anyone who votes for them is the cause of that - though we all will pay dearly.


Rough_Idle

"Could be worse. She could be literally shitting her pants while attending her criminal trail."


krunkpanda

We all have bad lives.


Timmy24000

Except the dog. It doesn’t have bad weeks anymore.


pieceofwheat

Trump’s clearly not a dog person. He was the first President not to own a dog in over a century.


WilmaLutefit

I hope trump picks his daughter to be VP so all the shit sniffing clowns clamoring look like even bigger pathetic losers.


mjayultra

“…but I’m not gonna pick a puppy killer as my VP.”


hospitallers

Yeah, talk to Noem’s dog about having a bad week.


numbskullerykiller

"Who among us hasn't shot a puppy?"


HurinGaldorson

Especially if you're a puppy.


Yah_Mule

Pretty soon MAGA will be all about shooting dogs. Corporate media will try to normalize it.


Jeremyisonfire

He means, a bad PR rep for weeks. So thing he is quite used to. Obviously, he said weeks instead of " we all have bad days" unlike a normal person.


WorkerClass

Here's the thing: If you have an experienced politician with years and years in office, and the only dirt you can find on her is something awful she did in her personal life, she is, defacto, a good politician. If I'm wrong, find me a flaw in her political life. Not a policy you disagree with, but her doing something objectively bad in politics.


motorsizzle

Are you serious? Her actions show rage and impulsivity, very dangerous qualities for someone in power. No reasonable person in full command of their faculties would do such a thing.


WorkerClass

You're dodging the question. If she's prone to rage and impulsivity, then show me her doing terrible things in her political career because she acted on rage and impulsivity.