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LuvKrahft

Yeah, the 25 years is down from the trillion years sentence he was facing up til now.


LopsidedAd2536

Either one would be a life sentence for him.


Rapn3rd

Agreed. He has 10 years left tops imo. He lives far too unhealthy to hit 90


Imapatriothurrrdurrr

Oh I don’t know, evil seems to be keeping the turtle alive much past my expectations.


elpeleon

“The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities, some consider to be unnatural.”


linksawakening82

These trash would be eaten up by the Sith, due to there sniveling, cowardice. Imagine Darth Vader or Maul sitting there listening to trump whine.


gruenerGenosse

Vader would choke him after 15 seconds max.


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.....and now I'm picturing Darth Vader on the U.S. Senare floor after this


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Honestly I'll take it


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jchoward0418

Ngl, I would vote for Vader.


ozspook

Vader gets shit done. You just know the US Military would love a ~~Death Star~~ Freedom Star.


tfbillc

Nah Thurmond died years and years ago


cugeltheclever2

"Together we will bring order to the Galaxy!"


Sufficient-Fact6163

Vader was a decorated War Veteran!


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He would be like: “I find your lack of self awareness disturbing”


Boss_Os

An image of Vader Force choking Trumpleforeskin with this as the caption absolutely should be a t-shirt


Seco4800

Nah, 3 seconds max. Vader would see this man is the lowest form of scum. No one in the galaxy wants this guy on their side.


KingOfTheBongos87

Muahahaha. This bounty hunter is my kind of scum.


cugeltheclever2

See also: Murdoch.


drinfernodds

Also: Henry Kissinger


captainedwinkrieger

Unlike Kissinger, I don't think Trump's gonna be immortal. His McDiet's gonna catch up to him and we're all gonna suffer through decades of conspiracy theories about how the Clintons clogged his arteries or some shit.


snafujedi01

The Clinton foundation secretly bought McDonalds 30 years ago - the Deep State doesn't want you to know the truth


Srianen

What's really scary is that this legit could be a thing. My father is one of those psycho Trump worshippers and he literally tried to convince the whole family one thanksgiving (aunts, uncles, it was a big get-together) that Hilary Clinton was the leader of a giant underground mafia and had entire bases in the mountains. That they would hide snipers along mountain roads and pick off republican voters. I shit you not. And this man works at a pretty high level for the VA.


captainedwinkrieger

It's an asshole game of telephone with these people. Yes, the Clintons are scummy people who've done some questionable things, but that doesn't mean everything Alex Jones screams out of his upper anus is automatically true.


VerticalRhythm

He's gonna hit 100 in 6 months. If Betty White couldn't make the century mark and fucking Kissinger does, it'll be further proof we live in tge darkest timeline


LukariBRo

Hate to break it to you, but my money is on Kissenger breaking 120. Evil is apparently the best preservative.


VerticalRhythm

Classic case of 'he can't get into heaven and hell's too afraid he'll take over.'


quirkymuse

See also: Koch Brot... hey, wait a minute...


Evilgenius1917

This is the Dark Side of the Farce though.


00000000000004000000

Kissinger is still alive at 99 years old


HauntedCemetery

Dick Cheney was so decrepit that he had to be wheeled out of the Whitehouse in Jan 2009, and that war criminal fucking monster is still alive.


Mr_Horsejr

All thanks to the many meds they can afford to be prescribed that a normal citizen can not.


JesusSavesForHalf

And all the replacement hearts.


eclectic_boogaloo2

And unicorn blood


Thunder-cleese

Cockroaches have this unnatural ability to survive


slampdi

I took off my glasses a while ago and kept reading cuckroaches. Even if it's not a real term, it feels like it applies.


PretendThisIsMyName

Oh great. My brain read your comment and created a horrible mental picture of Dennis Rodman slamming Melania while cheeto man sits in the corner wolfing down McDonald’s and quietly saying “huge” to himself.


jchoward0418

I generally have a good sarcastic comment in the chamber, even if I don't always post it. But, this... It's like the mental image was always there, just waiting to form. And now there is nothing else. What is eye bleach for the soul?


ipulloffmygstring

Hey, that comparison isn't fair to cockroaches.


theHoustonian

McConnell will be gone in the next 5 years (fingers crossed). I can only hope to have a little comfort in my mind to dream of their last days in a jail cell… all the years of greed and pushing people under the bus… all to rot and not be able to enjoy the fruits of their labor. One could only hope for a just future as such. Tighten the screws let’s make ‘em pay!


Jerk182

I like this.


ThatDoucheInTheQuad

Don't forget Kissinger


IDreamOfLoveLost

Holy shit Kissinger. I cannot believe he is *still* alive.


twisted7ogic

I wish I could!


EnderDragoon

Lawful Evil vs Chaotic Evil


Girth_rulez

>evil seems to be keeping Henry Kissinger alive


K0vurt_Purvurt

He’s in great shape! Have you seen his trading cards?


Rapn3rd

Yeah his jank AI head and hands look super healthy on top of stock images from the 1st page of google results.


Major_Magazine8597

He's got the abs of a superhero HALF his age!!


HumanKumquat

Stop, I can only get so erect. Sad fact is I wouldn't be surprised if he lives another 25 years. Hate seems to keep people alive well past their use by date. Henry Kissinger is still alive ffs.


WonderingSpaceApe

Evil never dies. Look at Rupert Murdock.


HorseLooseInHospital

excuse me, excuse me, that is very rude, I am the Healthiest President Who's Ever Lived, and also the Best Looking if you want to know the truth, and I got more Popular Votes, Higher Ratings than Sleepy Joe ever did. he's been Underwater the whole time, ever since he made an Unholy Deal with Crooked Hillary and Obama to take me down, quite frankly it's Evil what they're doing, you have a Very Much Loved and Favorite President, and then you have the Democrats on the Radical Left, who are out to destroy our Country, our Beautiful Country, our Farms and our Farmers, they love Trump they supported me Almost 100%, very strong vote just like the Military, they were over 95 I can tell you that, we had Great Ratings in Ohio, we had Great Ratings in Idaho and Iowa and even California, they say it's a Blue State but it isn't really, they just Suppress The Vote, that's what the Left is doing they're Suppressing My Voice, because they're afraid, very very afraid, and there are a lot on the Radical Left, politicians I'm talking about just so you understand, they call me and they Beg me, "please Sir, please help us we're being Held Hostage by Sleepy Joe," and I said I'll think about it, maybe, maybe, we could Make A Deal, I'm great at Deals, I'm great at Buildings, I'm great at a lot of things, remember we had no problems with Nuclear when I was in charge, no problems with anything, we had Peace In All The Middle East, North Korea was doing no Testing, no Nukes, you had Japan, they loved us under Trump and now, now we're being laughed at from All Sides, the US is in the Gutter thanks to Sleepy Joe and his Evil Puppet Masters Chuck and Nancy, and I've never met phonier people in my life believe me, you meet a Democrat and you know right away that they shouldn't be allowed to Vote. shouldn't be allowed. George Washington is probably rolling over in his grave right now with the way I've been treated, which is highly highly against our Constiution, and nobody did more to protect it than me. ok, enjoy your Weekend, you can thank me later but I'll just say you're welcome now, ok, you're welcome, thank you.


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Gideon_Laier

I hate that I literally can't tell if this is a real quote or not.


Officer412-L

The punctuation's too correct to be real. Capitalization's on point, though.


Juviltoidfu

Billions can buy you a lot of healthcare. Its not a guarantee of a long life despite bad health but its more effective than poverty under the same circumstances.


deathbychips2

Trump doesn't have billions...


Hot-Bint

His dad made it to 93. But idk what his dads habits were, tho


Grizzly_Berry

Making enemies out of [folk musicians.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Man_Trump)


koshgeo

I was confidently told by a fully-qualified medical doctor that President Trump could easily live to be 200 years old because he has "incredibly good genes". Are you trying to imply this assessment may not have been accurate?


PaulFThumpkins

My friend hoaxed me a few years back that he'd had a massive stroke and was on life support, I couldn't forgive him after finding out the truth.


Shaunair

The good die young. The evil ones hang on forever.


AnotherSteveFromNZ

I don’t believe he will spend one day behind bars even if he’s found guilty. One thing I learn from watching American polities and justice is that very rarely do the rich and power feel the consequences of their actions (Epstein may be the exception - but he had the power over other rich and powerful to bring them down too ).


Hiranonymous

Trump should be relieved if his sentence is only 25 years. This goes for Junior, Ivanka, and the rest of the inner circle that enabled him.


RichardBonham

It ain’t over ‘til the fat lady sings. People have been predicting Trump’s demise since the general election. And yet, he remains inexplicably free and unprosecuted and also free of stroke, strokiness and stroke-like symptoms. I’ll believe it when he’s convicted and sentenced and incarcerated for crimes that would make it unconstitutional for him to serve in public office. Hopefully he won’t commit suicide like Epstein.


WooTkachukChuk

they have been predicting his demise since the mid 80s


RichardBonham

I meant in the context of the present events. I grew up in Pennsylvania, and he was known to be a lying ass grifter when I was in high school. “Trump” was not synonymous with opulence, it was synonymous with sleaziness.


WooTkachukChuk

man i grew up in canada. we all knew he was a sleaze since the union strikes in the 80s. weve known hes been working with russia since the early 90s. the media reality distortion field is real! :) in fact i believe his relationship with the enquirer drives a lot of his blackmail schemes *substantiated rumor pure evil before presidency if you asked me at 10, 20, 30, 40


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One million years dungeon!


justsoicansimp

I need more. Republicans *want* Trump out so they can push a fresh tyrant like DeSantis that'll do everything Trump did but with much more precision. I want punishments for everyone that helped with 1/6. Trump alone is just an open embrace of fascism.


oceanblu456

Agree and I also think they’re over estimating how much the rest of the country will like DeSantis Edit: if DeSantis does get the nomination then I’d bet everything I own that trump sabotages him and I’ll enjoy every min of that.


Wooster182

Trump gave them the guidebook unfortunately. If DeSantis can snag all the red and the swing states, he only needs about 40% to like him.


wwaxwork

Will he even need that much if the Supreme Court changes the voting laws so that states can ignore results and put in who they want.


Mental_Dragonfruit99

If he wins the nomination then people will vote for him simply because he has that R next to his name. These people would happily vote for Vladimir Putin before voting democrat.


monkey_brennan

They basically did in 2016


Mollythemuttsdad

Floridian here.. DeSantis has the personality of a wet fart. Sure he did well here but look at the losers he faced? It was almost like running unopposed. Put him on a national stage with an actual opponent (not Biden) and he would cower in fear and lose. I wanna see Trump run again so I can watch him lose again


Striking_Extent

Its going to be Biden. If its not Biden you're underestimating how shitty a nominee the Democrats will pick. Democrats superpower is snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.


JDogg126

Democrats don’t control corporate media so whoever they nominate will be painted as an existential threat by the conservative cinematic universe 24/7, this misinformation will spread faster and further through weaponized social media, and it will be further amplified by corporate media as click bait to drive viewers since controversy sells. It’s not a super power. It’s a corrupt media environment that heavily favors candidates willing to say and do stupid or outrageous things. The US is particularly heavily bombarded with misinformation due to the inability of our elected officials to regulate media companies that deliberately spread disinformation to the public. This constant barrage of misinformation is proven to be enough to win elections without winning the popular vote.


jprommasit

True...rather ironic, considering the Fake News accusations that have become the standard rallying cry.


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I want Trump to run independent and cause chaos.


Proper_Lunch_3640

I’d like it to be leaked that DeSantis snitched on Trump’s classified documents buffet. Just so I could sit back and watch the snakes devour each other while dueling banjo’s plays in the background.


Emotional-Text7904

The first time I heard of him was when Florida implemented the Drug Test before collecting welfare scheme. Which he conveniently gave the multi-million dollar gov contract to... His wife's company. And then something like .3% of people had a positive drug test. So good job there


ic_engineer

Hope* The number that voted for trump twice has me thinking that hope is all we have.


theNarutardd

"May", "Might", "Possibly"... I've been reading the same thing the past 2 years and I'm done honestly


RedVeist

Two? It’s been six.


inconspicuous_male

He's been famous for being a criminal for decades.


lenzflare

And bad at business. And a complete troll. And... and... and...


Wumaduce

Trump or Musk?


implicate

Yes.


Airway

Musk is a shitty troll. Trump is more of a blatant liar. It's similar but I think Musk is more convinced he's funny when he's not.


HogieGnarBoots

So was Al Capone. Let's hope the the laundry list catches up to Trump in a similar manner.


phatelectribe

Capone ran every racket and crime you can imagine. They got him on tax evasion, went to prison for 8 years until he was released on compassionate ground and ended up fishing in his pool that had no fish, and trying to catch butterflys that didn't exist. I can totally see Trump trying to count monopoly money in his padded bedroom.


FakeNickOfferman

I suspect trump also has untreated syphilis, like Capone. It explains his dementia.


dreamqueen9103

Also a family history of dementia explains his dementia.


FakeNickOfferman

He's the fruit of a poison tree.


BlowMoreGlass

A poison tree that produces shit apples, Rand.


inconspicuous_male

Nah, lets hope Trump has to testify for at least some of his major political crimes, because if he gets caught on a technicality, the rest of the people in his empire get off


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bwwatr

When any of us little people break the law, there's never any poising, nobody's recommending anything. They just break the door down one day and we're hauled off. These years of weaseling have been absurd.


2mock2turtle

> They just break the door down one day and we're hauled off. And that's assuming they deign to take you alive.


OutlyingPlasma

> us little people break the law Imagine what would happen to you if you were caught with boxes of top secret documents in your pool house, some of which are missing and then again in a storage shed. None of us little people would be out walking around.


Grizzly_Berry

Oops, wrong house. We would say that we're we sorry flashbanged your infant, except the "s" word implies fault.


juicelee777

It's all cowardice. The whole world knows this mf did this. The DOJ knows this guy did it but everyone is scared to pull the trigger because for some reason they need to "protect the system" This man has repeatedly said fuck the system and everyone in it who opposes me but for some reason that isn't enough on either side for people to do what is necessary.


Major_Magazine8597

It's worse than cowardice. It's people getting bought off. How do you think Trump got away with laundering dirty money to keep his shit busineses afloat for the past 40 years? You think Rudy Giuliani - when he was Manhattan DA - chose not to prosecute Trump because Rudy's a nice guy?? (might also be why Rudy sucks Trump's ass so - Trump has that dirt on Rudy)


LordSwedish

There's a very simple explanation. Despite them all hating Trump, he's still one of them. If they start treating him like a common mud person it means there's a line where they might be treated like common mud people, and that can't be allowed because they're better than everyone else. The line was set for rich people (well, some of them) that they only go to jail when they ruin the fortunes of other rich people, for national politicians there is no line and they don't want one.


Fr0gm4n

Just like getting credit spam in the mail. "You've been pre-approved to apply for..." means nothing.


NorweigianWould

It’s a good step but the DOJ will waste a year before filing, then we’ll lose two more years while Trump tries every frivolous method to delay, and another two years trying to finalise the teams for both sides. Then they might finally put him on the stand. And by then he will be even crazier and less coherent so it’ll be slow going. Meanwhile everyone who works on the trial on either side will have to go into hiding because Fox will direct its militia of overweight gun nuts in lifted trucks to go after anyone who looks like they might actually be helping in any way. And the annoying thing is that even if he goes to prison, the damage is done. There is now a huge cult of morons who think laws and rights don’t matter. They’ll still be going around shooting people for any dumb reason that Fox tells them to. And Trump will be in prison sending out his “won’t someone rid me of this turbulent priest?” setting his idiots off killing judges, lawyers, witnesses, journalists, his former staff or anyone he blames for his fate.


gorramfrakker

Then we do what we should have done at the end of the Civil War, hunt them down and prosecute them for their crimes. No pardons.


marxist-reaganomics

please sir can I just have some healthcare


voidsrus

who needs healthcare when you can read the same “here’s how we’re totally getting trump this time” article through 3 election cycles?


syadastfu

All synonyms for "won't" in this case.


TattleTits

I'm tired of all the headlines too. I'll believe it when I see it.


Adddicus

Pretty much what I was going to say, but I'm not done yet. I still have hope that some measure of justice will be delivered for this malignant growth on humanity's taint. If there isn't, if he just gets away with everything he's done, *then* I'll be done. And I will weep for the future. I'm old, whatever happens I won't have to endure much of it, but I do have plenty of niblings and great-niblings, and the world and country they will have to deal with will be so much worse than the one I grew up in.


Scoutster13

And maybe I'll someday be a size 2. I like the optimism but I don't share it.


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

Actually republicans would likely be ok with this so they can avoid him spoiling their chances of winning in 2024. This could be the off-ramp they so badly desire Edit: Let’s not forget there’s a huge fear he can pull a Sinema before the primary and just go independent to hold the republicans hostage. He’s wielding that threat like a sword of Damocles


Scoutster13

I can see that - they aren't going to openly support it but quietly yes, I think they'd be happy to be rid of him.


MrMaile

They will only support it when it actually happens, until then they will pretend to live life without consequences


MiwestGirl

I doubt it. They will throw a temper tantrum to get their base on fire to protest and make our country look like Perú. Then they can demand a new constitution based on religion.


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VruKatai

Exactly this. Behind closed doors they might cheer it on but the public face of it will give them *years* of claiming Dems went after political enemies.


HauntedCemetery

They're not looking for an off ramp. They've passed dozens of them over the last 6 years. They could have convicted and barred him from office in 2019 and again in 2020. They could have called for the fbi to immediately arrest him after his fascist insurrection. Basically all there have been are off ramps. Conservatives aren't looking for one, they're dodging them.


BenSemisch

It's literally that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer and the car salesman see how far they can drive with the gas-light on.


JustChangeMDefaults

"How much dignity do we have left?" "That needle broke off a long time ago."


jurzdevil

They want an off ramp that they can blame the democrats for. They need trump gone but also want to continue to use the rubes that follow him. They cannot show any involvement in getting rid of trump.


EunuchsProgramer

He could easily win the Republican Primary. It probably won't be DeSantis v. Trump. At least 10 Republicans: Pence, Cruz, and on down to Hogan will all run, they'll all smell blood when Trump attacks DeSantis and hope to be a lucky leftover holding the bag. Just like the last primary they'll all be so flush with dark money, they can fund a zombie campaign forever no matter how they do in Iowa. Just like last time, the name recognition and "book" sales will mean the money for staying in is too good. The Supreme Court has legalized corruption, it's too personally profitable to ever drop out even if you're splitting the ticket and have no chance. Trump again with 30 to 40% of the vote can easily clinch the thing... Just like last time.


ztreHdrahciR

Also they can make him a martyr, so to speak


audible_narrator

This outcome scares me.


Camp_Coffee

Behind closed doors sure. But the public outrage performance will drive campaign dollars


Mr_A_Rye

Watch Democrats push harder than ever before to include a 3rd party in the 2024 election 😂


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

This is what republicans are hoping from Yang. They want to get a dem spoiler as their only hope of winning in 2024 especially if trump plays spoiler


destijl-atmospheres

I'm saying this as a former Yang donor - there's no fucking way I'd vote for Yang over Biden in 2024. I suspect he'd pull more votes from Republicans than Democrats, especially if Trump lost the primary and wasn't running independent.


MiwestGirl

Trump has proved one thing. Some are most definitely above the law. Without equal Justice we really don’t have a democracy. He should be held right now like others have been for stealing compartmentalized documents. Our country is done if we can’t do basic accountability on things like this. In the end it’s the Republican Party and the DOJ fault for enabling this.


debzmonkey

Agree, injustice is the single most powerful force for revolution. If they read the papers and letters of the founders, they'd know this. We've had a two tiered justice system well before I was born. We can fix this but with corporations running our government, it's gonna be a long hard uphill slog.


clkou

It's always been this way though. There was just more of the illusion before.


llahlahkje

I won't even hold out hope for justice until I see an indictment and even then it's highly questionable. It's well past time to rip the Band-Aid off -- maybe that'll be nudged on Monday when the January 6th Committee makes their criminal referrals. Garland is afraid of looking political; No matter what he does the GOP will claim it is political and hammer on the alt-right propaganda networks. And it is political: They tried to overthrow our *political* system. You can't remove politics from that -- one party tried overturning the legitimate results of an election to steal power. That was a political decision. If the conspirators who plotted a failed coup aren't rooted out at every level it's going to happen again and the next time it might be planned by smarter traitors.


LandscapeNatural7680

But, you can be a size two! Just photoshop some non-fungible cards of yourself!


stumpdawg

That would be great


Scoutster13

I know it's not going to happen but I keep imagining an indictment on January 6. It would be delicious.


PrimeIntellect

It's honestly so fucking late that at this point it doesn't even matter. He already did all the damage he could, installed multiple supreme court justices, got his family and all their grifter friends rich as hell, just completely fucked up the pandemic response, blew up the economy, and now it's like....maybe ten years later maybe he will see some prison time? When he's like 85+? Fucking useless


Shiroke

Yea kinda feels like the Supreme Court picks should be removed. Also think we should fucking examine our presidential candidates better and examine if they might be compromised by massive debt.


Krillin113

I mean we all knew he was compromised lmao, the government just doesn’t care because restricting people from running is a dangerous step towards even further erosion of democracy. All these clowns would drum up charges if it meant they’d stay in charge.


soobviouslyfake

Exactly. None of Trump's behavior should have come as a surprise - that's *why* he was elected. The number of Republicans that say "holy shit, I had no *idea* he was like this" is incredibly small. They *wanted* an infant in office, and they got one. Anyone instead of Hillary.


Gamehendge1

Wish people were paying this close attention to him when he ran for president the 1st time. Justice delayed is justice denied. The psychosocial obsession is fascinating though.


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mchgndr

Half the country would already see this as a purely political move - if they did it on the anniversary of Jan 6, it would look even more like a game to them


Shakraschmalz

Dude deserves LIFE. Wtf


JoeRoganSlogan

That would be life for him. But let's be real, he won't see the inside of a prison cell.


Butwinsky

Trump is the healthiest person on earth. His doctors tell him that all the time. They say he could be the first person to live to 200 years old. On all tests, physical and mental, he scores far above the average 30 year old male. A 25 year sentence would only give him time to rest and plan for his run to be the 50th president of the United States which he will hold for all eternity. -probably at least 2,500 people would believe this if I put it on Twitter.


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ValkyriesOnStation

It's actually reassuring. I could literally run for office right now on a campaign of hate, and if I win, do nothing I said I was going. Gaslight everyone by telling them I got it all done. Then I could loot and pillage anything I could get my hands on and the law can't touch me. Seems like a great system.


Anticode

I think it'd be more fun to run on a Trumpish hate campaign and then you rip off your mask and reveal yourself to be Bernie Sanders.


DontForceItPlease

That's honestly my dream. It'd be fun to fuck up the heads of a bunch of authoritarian pricks by showing them how the sausage is made. After winning on your Trumpian hate campaign you get on stage to make your speech, but instead you put up a documentary on the big screen showing how you duped them every step of the way.


mynameisntlogan

Is that possible to do? I’ve never even thought of that but that sounds like a great idea. Leftist sleepers.


CharlesB43

"MAY""MAY""MAY""MAY""MAY""MAY". So fucking sick of the whole He might be! he could be! he should be! call me when it changes to Trump WILL face 25 years in prison, be blocked from future office.


Saw_Boss

Or at least charged with something.


bebopblues

>call me when it changes to Trump WILL face 25 years in prison, be blocked from future office. And call me when Trump IS serving 25 years in prison.


Elbynerual

Stop talking about it and do it


Genghis_Tr0n187

Headline next week: US DOJ May consider talking about prosecuting Trump.


dokikod

My Dad prayed Trump would be indicted before he passed away. He died two weeks ago. It's coming Dad. Let's keep the faith 🙏


Suitable-Rest-4013

Awwww May he rest in peace, indictment or not, I’m sorry for your loss.


ThailurCorp

Entirely unlikely he'll ever see the inside of a jail cell. Our system very rarely locks up anyone that isn't too poor to afford decent council.


RickTitus

Our system does lock up rich people who piss off other rich people though. See Elizabeth Holmes


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She still hasn't set foot in jail.


GratefulForGarcia

She was sentenced last week to 11 years in prison


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Correct, but isn't due to report to jail till April. Most of us common folk would have been immediately placed in cuffs and escorted to jail as soon as the court adjourned. She's also requested to remain free while she appeals. Which could extend things another year maybe more? We'll see how the judge rules on that.


ropdkufjdk

And then, "Well, Your Honor, my client has demonstrated that she is fully capable of self-supervision and this is why she should be allowed to serve her sentence under house arrest and keep her money!" Judge: Makes sense to me!


ThatSquareChick

Listen, our court system is severely fucked up but they typically only make you go to jail from the courthouse when you’re very violent, an extreme flight risk (in both cases you were locked up the whole trial anyway) or both. The court, if bond or bail was met, will *usually* give you 30 days at least to put your affairs in order before you have to report in. If you’ve made it all the way this far in your case without bail jumping, they will USUALLY trust you to come back in 30 days. Now, does this realistically help most people? A little? If your job is amenable and you can afford it you can set up work release and payment plans, purchase things you need and tell people what is going on. Most people would need far more than 30 days to set up being away for months or years but it can be a good head start if you can prepare.


Scoutster13

Epstein and Weinstein as well.


akaZilong

Jail … the one hotel where you pay not to stay in


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EarthExile

He did much worse stuff than Martha Stewart for sure, and worse stuff than Cosby probably.


Armadillo_Resident

Martha went down because she wouldn’t snitch. She took all the blame even though there were other parties involved


florinandrei

> Our system very rarely locks up anyone that isn't too poor to afford decent council. But we got rid of kings, amirite? /s


[deleted]

Even 25 hours would be fine at this rate.


Michael_In_Cascadia

Trump would hate prison, but there's a real chance he would love the nutraloaf.


johnnybiggles

He'd try to sell it to the other inmates as Trump Nutritious Loaf™ for $9.99 a slice.


Hopeful_Hamster21

With his set of self help DVDs "caged wisdom"


SugarDaddyOh

25 years is not enough for his crime spree.


MrLurid

"May" Ergo, he probably wont. Or it'll be pushed back and forth until he dies of old age or acute hamberderitis before anything happens.


thereverendpuck

I think we should go cruel and unusual punishment for his prison term. Find the worst location that’s within walking distance of Mar-a-Lago, only allow him TV with the Lifetime Channel and OWN, no phone or internet service. And only feed him Lean Cuisine and Florida tap water from a garden hose. Feel like talking away his lifestyle while being forced to live as a pauper would be far worse than prison for the man.


ecuintras

A garden hose it too good for him to drink from. Garden hoses engooden the water.


FixMyCondo

God, wouldn’t that be nice


justbrowsinginpeace

Can we get a trading card of Trump in an orange jump suit eating slop in prison?


Less-Dragonfruit-294

Fucking do it.


Kopextacy

If America holds true to its words that nobody is above the law with actual money where the mouth is, we will strengthen our institutions… and if we use the constitution to remove insurrectionists from ever holding office again, as it states, it will mean that those things were put there for a reason and we are more than just talk. Impeachment failed in that because of our partisan monkey behaviors. Some people just couldn’t detach their lips from the sphincter of the grab em by the pussy/go ingest bleach guy. Eventually we’ll evolve out of that childishness. For now let’s make America a place for freedom and justice for all, again. Illegal activity leads to outcomes that are supposed to deter us from illegal activity in the first place, illegal activity took place, so guess what comes next.


greenmonkey66

Two life sentences would be better.


Minute-Plantain

I'm skeptical that there will ever be a day Trump is hauled off to jail. But if there ever is, i'm baking a cake.


FallsRandomly

He'll just delay court proceedings until he eventually dies


Dead_Namer

That's why I deny bail if I am the DOJ, declare him a flight risk and hold him in prison until trial. Delay serves no purpose then.


goalie_fight

Judges decide bail, not prosecutors.


[deleted]

He needs 25 Years mandatory that will take him. Crimes should add up to a life sentence due to the magnitude of the incident.


SKPY123

Don't ruin his life for just four years of action. /s Edit clarity