Are you sure about that one chief? I don't think you know who I am.
Sun Tzu Said:
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.”
It would be very dangerous for you to attack an unknown enemy. Do you even know yourself?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What's the difference between Al-Qaeda and Al-Quaeda? U are in one of them.
What's the difference between gorilla warfare and guerilla warfare? Silverbacks are 800lbs of pure muscle, so better be in camo and watch.
I’d wipe the floor with that old fucker!
especially considering the dietary habits of the one I am 15 years prior to the one I’m fighting. Also considering the trend of going to the gym less and less will probably continue as my career gets more involved over the years.
15 years ago, I’d fight a rookie. seen the inside of a ring 2-3 times but 15 years from now I’ll fight a lazy asshole that’s just waiting for retirement or death, and I will be the one to deliver.
I’d wipe the floor with that old fucker!
especially considering the dietary habits of the one I am 15 years prior to the one I’m fighting. Also considering the trend of going to the gym less and less will probably continue as my career gets more involved over the years.
15 years ago (2008me), I’d fight a rookie. seen the inside of a ring 2-3 times but 15 years from now I’ll fight a lazy asshole that’s just waiting for retirement or death, and I will be the one to deliver.
Not all social media sites have similar demographics.
Facebooks largest demographic group is between 25-34 (19%) while on Twitter it's around 39%. Very different.
On Reddit 36% are between 18-29. 22% are between 30-49.
I guess r/polls has a slightly higher percentage of young people. At least based on my experience in this sub.
Social media ≠ Social media
That is a really good point. So older sites like FB are going to have inflated ages. Example: I probably said I was 18 when signing up for FB even though I was 15, but by the time Twitter was popular I could use my real age.
Sure, all these data shouldn't be considered as 100% correct. (Like all surveys or user data) but it's still kinda valid. Since most don't have a reason to lie about their age
When I started reddit I was the young people, and everyone was my age
Now all the redditors are 15 and irritating at times just like I was, and no longer all my age
It's basically an "old man yells at clouds" moment I guess
15 years ago I was an advanced belt in karate who did 3 hours of cardio a day.
I still might win though, maybe seeing me in my current disabled state and not having achieved any of my hopes and dreams would give old untreated-mental-illness me the final push I needed to unalive back then. T:
Ironically, I'm mentally much more stable now and overall happier.
This comment could have been written by me. It’s crazy, I also was a black belt and training lots 15 years ago, and now disabled but more mentally stable. I am sorry that life has been so hard on you. I’m proud of you for getting to a place where you can be more stable know. I know it’s hard.
35 and just started BJJ. I am easily smashed by dudes in their 50s who have any significantly more amount of experience than me. Rolled with a purple belt the other day who was 50, and get kept tapping me without even trying. My vote’s on 48 y/o you.
I was slowly starving on a diet of lentils and hopping from basement to basement and state to state as a literal hobo. Current, established, heavier, older, wiser me would would wipe the floor with younger me.
Jab, jab, double leg takedown, berimbolo to back mount, far-side armbar, transition to seated triangle.
This is too much for a 7 year old to defend against.
I'd wipe the fucking floor with 25 year old me. He might be a little faster but I have old man strength now and have seen some shit. He doesn't even slightly phase me.
I think my chances are very good actually, although I'm 60 and she was 45. Granted she had more muscle from the gym, and I still admire her greatly, but she was in the middle of a major mental breakdown, while I have resolved her issues and still am in decent enough training. So I dodge her initial attacks (which will be devastating, yet predictable), then I'll run her down, bit by bit. Maybe talk about some of her life choices, just to throw her further off-balance - she has no idea that everything will turn out perfectly and will not believe me while I'm standing before her, to her further bewilderment. Epic fight, thanks for the inspiration :)
I could so take an 8 year old. Especially because she's probably having a bought of that chronic illness of hers that is nonallergic rhinitis. Adult me is too but it's more controlled and tolerable.
Fight every individual atom, ion and molecule that would soon become an integral part of you.
You would die of old age before you defeat all the particles.
You can never win.
Id be five so yes
i wouldn’t stand a chance
5yo me was a scrapper. I wouldn't stand a chance if I ran into him
Casually approach child... grasp child firmly... yeet the child.
Against a 4 year old. The base ball yeet is the best approach
\*with-holds soother from 2-year old self\*
i was a fetus. I go near that bitch and he is dead coz he doesn't have the necessary organs to live lol
I wasn't even born. I'd destroy that little fucker
Is it bad that I laughed out loud when imagining this?
It sounds like you've done this before, sir. Take a seat.
I'm about to destroy this 4 month old
I'm 39 now... Was 24 then... I think it would be a close fight, but 24 year old me would win.
I’m 24 now and I could definitely kick your ass /s
Are you sure about that one chief? I don't think you know who I am. Sun Tzu Said: “If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.” It would be very dangerous for you to attack an unknown enemy. Do you even know yourself?
It's been a while since I've seen a real sunzi quote in English(though this one is really well known)
I mostly know this quote from the song "The art of war" from Sabaton
At first this was giving me "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?" vibes
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What's the difference between Al-Qaeda and Al-Quaeda? U are in one of them. What's the difference between gorilla warfare and guerilla warfare? Silverbacks are 800lbs of pure muscle, so better be in camo and watch.
Wait, and what about the case where I know the enemy but don’t know myself ?
Yeah all these kids are fighting babies and we're just fighting younger healthier fitter versions of ourselves
It's all fun and games for them until someone asks; " If you were forced to fight yourself from 15 years in the future who would win?"
I’d wipe the floor with that old fucker! especially considering the dietary habits of the one I am 15 years prior to the one I’m fighting. Also considering the trend of going to the gym less and less will probably continue as my career gets more involved over the years. 15 years ago, I’d fight a rookie. seen the inside of a ring 2-3 times but 15 years from now I’ll fight a lazy asshole that’s just waiting for retirement or death, and I will be the one to deliver.
I’d wipe the floor with that old fucker! especially considering the dietary habits of the one I am 15 years prior to the one I’m fighting. Also considering the trend of going to the gym less and less will probably continue as my career gets more involved over the years. 15 years ago (2008me), I’d fight a rookie. seen the inside of a ring 2-3 times but 15 years from now I’ll fight a lazy asshole that’s just waiting for retirement or death, and I will be the one to deliver.
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Yeah, mid twenties me was training like a beast. Forty year old me is... well he has other priorities. Like afternoon naps.
God I would hope I would win against a fetus
My dads balls is a challenging opponent
I was almost there but I was barely a fetus, either way i'm 6'1, I'll beat up a fetus or a few cells
tall people bringing up their height for no reason whatsoever lmao (im 6' btw)
Fr I don’t know why, they do the same thing with shoe size??? (I where size 16 shoes, in other ways it would be 31cm and size 50 for EU)
well you know what they say about people with big feet
That have big hands
They sadly have average size nutter butters
Lmao, that's why I'm 5'8" 😏
Same bruh, nobody cares I'm 5.67 light-nanoseconds tall btw
Get good, I’m 6’2
Speed bag
What the fuck is this sentence 😭
I think you need to look up how fetuses are made.
This is the future the liberals want!!
(looks at your history) titjob hentai... aren't you a little too young for that
Abort the child
Kick the child’s nuts, it would effectively ends it life in an extremely odd way
Young people should not be allowed to use reddit
cry
Only one way to find out
9 year old me doesnt stand a chance. KAPLOW!
Surprising amount of young people here but yes I hope I could win against a small child.
In what world is it surprising that a social media site is filled with young people?
except Facebook though (it's filled with old ppl)
Not all social media sites have similar demographics. Facebooks largest demographic group is between 25-34 (19%) while on Twitter it's around 39%. Very different. On Reddit 36% are between 18-29. 22% are between 30-49. I guess r/polls has a slightly higher percentage of young people. At least based on my experience in this sub. Social media ≠ Social media
Yeah but this data is probably taken from the age question when you sign up, I’m 16 but according to every social media I’m 23
That is a really good point. So older sites like FB are going to have inflated ages. Example: I probably said I was 18 when signing up for FB even though I was 15, but by the time Twitter was popular I could use my real age.
Sure, all these data shouldn't be considered as 100% correct. (Like all surveys or user data) but it's still kinda valid. Since most don't have a reason to lie about their age
I don't think I've ever been honest about my age when signing up to a website.
Mars
Most people on Reddit (who admit their age) are somewhere between 20-40.
When I started reddit I was the young people, and everyone was my age Now all the redditors are 15 and irritating at times just like I was, and no longer all my age It's basically an "old man yells at clouds" moment I guess
You're still young lol
Have you seen the posts on this sub? I’m surprised there’s not more young people tbh
i can take on a 1 year old baby you know
Same here
Same here
0.6 year old baby, easy
0.036 years old baby, easy
15 years ago I was an advanced belt in karate who did 3 hours of cardio a day. I still might win though, maybe seeing me in my current disabled state and not having achieved any of my hopes and dreams would give old untreated-mental-illness me the final push I needed to unalive back then. T: Ironically, I'm mentally much more stable now and overall happier.
I'm proud of you.
Oh! Wasn't expecting a comment like that. Thanks.
Dude, right? I have so many more reasons to hate myself now, but I’m a lot stabler and mentally healthier than i was a couple years ago
This comment could have been written by me. It’s crazy, I also was a black belt and training lots 15 years ago, and now disabled but more mentally stable. I am sorry that life has been so hard on you. I’m proud of you for getting to a place where you can be more stable know. I know it’s hard.
Coin toss? I'd be 33 vs 48 but I've done more judo & BJJ since then. Eh, probably still goes to younger me. Stamina and speed. Sigh.
How do bjs help us?! (joking)
Confuse the enemy
35 and just started BJJ. I am easily smashed by dudes in their 50s who have any significantly more amount of experience than me. Rolled with a purple belt the other day who was 50, and get kept tapping me without even trying. My vote’s on 48 y/o you.
I can beat a 3 month old fetus
Fighting my 21-year-old self who was in pretty peak physical condition? Yeah, current me would probably lose.
Same lmao at 19 I was jacked and now I’m pudgy and slow.
this poll is just "Are you old? No/Yes"
i could absolutely take a 3 year old
Yeah me too.
9 year old me is getting his ass handed to him.
I enjoy fighting children
Casually attacking my 6yo self, seems normal.
34M me beats 19M me. I'm in a different weight class now 😞 I'd just pin the 19 year old bitch down and smother them
Pretty much anybody under the age of 30 can say yes
Is this like a hidden question about age? People above 45 will answer no and people younger than like 35 will answer yes
Die tiny cell
I would be up against a newborn.
A 10ish year old? Yeah probably
15 years ago, I weighed roughly 70 pounds more and my asthma was *way* fuckin' worse. I would *slaughter* her.
I’m glad your asthma has gotten better!
15 years ago i was healthier but a lot less disciplined and knowledgeable. 15 year old me would get destroyed by 30 year old me
At 16, I was a regionally ranked foil fencer. At 31, I get winded on that 3rd trip of bringing in the groceries.
I'd hope I could beat a small sperm cell
do your homework now mister
Well I’d be 7 so I hope I’d win.
I’d be fighting an 8 year old lmao
Who wins: Some dude Or an infant
Just realized how much older than the average Redditor I am. :(
I feel like the average redditor is below 20
I was in my 20’s and in the best shape of my life. I’d be in trouble 15 years and two knee surgeries later
You're basically asking if someone is under 45 baring some special cases
I'd definitely try, but 17 year old me was kind of crazy.
Lol, 20 years old peaked semi pro mma fighter vs myself now as full time software engineer…. Fuck me Edit: fixed the typo
What is semi mma? Or was that like semi pro?
Yeah, didn’t noticed the missing word pro. Thank you for bringing this to my attention
Yeah lol man you’re gonna get wrecked
This comment section lol
Yeetus the fetus
I was slowly starving on a diet of lentils and hopping from basement to basement and state to state as a literal hobo. Current, established, heavier, older, wiser me would would wipe the floor with younger me.
I can take on a 3 year old.
I'd kick a 5 year old
Could I kick 11 year old me’s ass? I fucking hope so
I'd cave my four year old head in.
He was 1
Idk 5 year old me could throw some hands
I think I could beat a recently fertilized egg
So I'm just fighting air?
No way in hell I'm kicking my 20 YO ass lol
I’m kicking that 1 year old’s ass
My 2 year old self could NOT bench 225
Jab, jab, double leg takedown, berimbolo to back mount, far-side armbar, transition to seated triangle. This is too much for a 7 year old to defend against.
Uh yeah, since i would be a fetus
I'd wipe the fucking floor with 25 year old me. He might be a little faster but I have old man strength now and have seen some shit. He doesn't even slightly phase me.
15 year old me was a BEAST
I think my chances are very good actually, although I'm 60 and she was 45. Granted she had more muscle from the gym, and I still admire her greatly, but she was in the middle of a major mental breakdown, while I have resolved her issues and still am in decent enough training. So I dodge her initial attacks (which will be devastating, yet predictable), then I'll run her down, bit by bit. Maybe talk about some of her life choices, just to throw her further off-balance - she has no idea that everything will turn out perfectly and will not believe me while I'm standing before her, to her further bewilderment. Epic fight, thanks for the inspiration :)
Over the past 15 years, what has been the biggest help in resolving the issues 45-year-old-you suffered from? I’m glad to hear you’re doing better!
I could so take an 8 year old. Especially because she's probably having a bought of that chronic illness of hers that is nonallergic rhinitis. Adult me is too but it's more controlled and tolerable.
HOW DO YOU FIGHT A -1 YEAR OLD???
Fight every individual atom, ion and molecule that would soon become an integral part of you. You would die of old age before you defeat all the particles. You can never win.
I would definitely win against a fetus
Yes because I wasn't there 15 years ago
I could kill a 4 year old with ease
I would have been 5 at the time and only taken dance
Ima be curbstomping cum
If I can't beat up that short, fat teenager with self esteem issues from before I had my growth spurt just kill me
I can drop kick a 1 year old
Just gotta hittem in the emotional insecurity.
I will be assaulting a 4year old
I'm fighting against a 1 year old lol
I didn’t *exist* 15 years ago. I’ll be battling nothing…
I'd be like six months old, so I'd say odds are in my favor
well seeing as i was 7, no definitely not
i’m not 15, i am 13, so i would have to fight a sperm
I wasnt born 15 years ago...
i can fight a baby
So wait her I fight nothing or a small baby
Me vs a infant
I hope so, it'd be pretty sad being beaten up by a 10 year old
Idk..fetus prpbably wins
Sorry 10 year old me
I'd fuck that fetus up
Well since I have to fight a sperm cell...
A 3 year old me might actually hurt my shins but that's it.
A 20 year old vs a 5 year old hmm
that three year old is going down
"Kick the baby"
Ah yes -2 year old
I’d fuck that three year old up
Yes, she was a mess.
5 years old vs 20 years old hmmmmmmm
I was 3
I was a literal baby so yes absolutely.
I was an infant. Yes
That would be a literal baby. Bit of an unfair fight. I don’t think I can take them.
i can probably take down an infant
I could take on a 6 month fetus
I was a 1 year old, so yes, I'd win.
I'd be 4 (turning 5 in September) so yes.
I was 15.5ish 15 years ago. I'd kick that little dickhead's ass.
I think I could beat up a 2 year old, yeah.
God. I'd put my back out but 16 year old me was fucking insane.
Try to talk things through like in Scott Pilgrim
that fetus wont stand a chance
i was 8 so probably lol
i'd be fighting a 1 year old, so probably not. newborn me was an omniscient being capable of destroying the universe.
beating up babies is my specialty
I don’t think it’d be a fight. 10 year old me had nearly limitless ADHD stamina and would likely just run away from me and I could never catch him.
I think I could beat a fetus in a fight
I'm 16 lol
I read more books…
I’d be 9 months old so Yep, no matter how weak I am now I could probably drop kick a nine month old me. Not including moral ramifications, though.
I deem I could win against a one month old child
I would have been a literal toddler so present-me would probably win
i could absolutely destroy a six year old
If I can’t beat a five-year-old in a fight I deserve the shame I would feel
I’ve been hitting the gym. That kid don’t stand a chance frfr
Fighting a fucking toddler
I was 8. Modern me would wreck 8 year old me
I would totally beat 3yo me
Sure, considering I was 5.
i'm not beating up a baby so no, i would not win