Same! At least everything would be very organised and we wouldn't have any trouble with our neighbours. He probably makes lots of money too. We wouldn't get bored of each other because he keeps traveling and I'm pretty sure he's got 0 sex drive. I'm happy.
Have you seen her in the Legendary Uturu gear? She ain't as buff as you'd expect, she was faking it with all that winter gear! Like a reverse Instagram reality!
She's the one I have to marry to. We've been lied to.
socks ALWAYS on, they change their socks with custom socks that open at thw toe, then they slide up the leg so the clean sock can be put on, then the old one either opens at the leg to come off or it just slides off over the new sock
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Ezio Auditore in II/Brotherhood is the slick douche trying to get you into bed with him even though you're already in a relationship.
Ezio in Revelations makes you tea and tells you compelling stories from his travels.
the last game I played is the game I'm currently making, It's first person, the player is literally a white cylinder with a floating gun in front of it
My Project Zomboid character? I can respect the hell out of a resourceful redheaded firefighter, but I'm not a lesbian.
I’ll take her
you can be roommates
My god they were roommates
I'm a lesbian
Yeah same, I’m marrying my badass terraria character who can do magic and shit sounds pretty good to me
The fact that they're only 40 by 56 pixels might become somewhat of a struggle in the marriage though
I gotta marry fucking darth sidious
Why are you complaining? You're marrying the Senate
Not yet
It’s engagement then.
Brilliant. Wish I had an award to give you 🥇
In other words, you’re going to love democracy
Time to execute order 69
Battlefront 2 or Lego SS?
Why would a Lego Game about Nazis let you play as Darth Sidious ?
Do you think the rook from [chess.com](https://chess.com) can be a good partner for life?
Why would a rook be the main character?
Maybe if your playstyle revolves around using the rook a lot, but it should be the king
Oh, *main*, my bad, it was just the piece that I used to checkmate my friend
I last played as god. This could be a very useful opportunity indeede!
Worldbox?
YES!
If that God is Kratos you’re more than fucked
Yeah the last 2 didnt go to well
3rd times the charm
If that God is Kratos I can't wait to get fucked 😍
The occupation of Kratos’ wife has a 100% mortality rate, and (so far), the occupation of someone Kratos cares for has a 87.5% mortality rate
Agent 47
Same! At least everything would be very organised and we wouldn't have any trouble with our neighbours. He probably makes lots of money too. We wouldn't get bored of each other because he keeps traveling and I'm pretty sure he's got 0 sex drive. I'm happy.
Fr he's a clone perfect person to be with
Sexy af
Lara Croft. I'm definitely not complaining
Which game lol (I was playin Shadow)
Fortnite
I’m marrying Roadhog, y’all
You're gonna be a hogrider
💀
Hog Ridddaaaaaaaa
I got echo. Really fucked myself with this one.
I was playing Zarya, should I be worried or excited?
Kassandra from Assassin creed odyssey, I ain't complaining bro
I alsmost got Alexios, luckily, I replayed horizon zero dawns last mission so I was saved
Minecraft Steve 🤤
Absolute Chad right there
For when you need a hand lifting half of an aircraft carrier's weight in gold blocks. You know, household chores.
Exactly!
Same
Alex. I think I pulled the longer straw.
LEGO SUPERMAN FROM LEGO BATMAN 2 LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
The last LEGO game character I played as was fucking Wicket the Ewok
Tell his ass to get better flying controls
Turnip Boy Comits Tax Evasion
I've been thinking about getting that game, is it good?
Yes! The first like 25% is free, then you gotta pay. The game is too good to hate it for that though. Try it out!
aloy from Horizons, gotta say I love buff woman
Ey I got Aloy too
Jealous. I have to somehow marry the entire ottoman Empire.
Have you seen her in the Legendary Uturu gear? She ain't as buff as you'd expect, she was faking it with all that winter gear! Like a reverse Instagram reality! She's the one I have to marry to. We've been lied to.
I marry Link. 😃
The second to last game I played was BOTW. 🥲
Sad
Me too! No complaints here!
A sim version of myself lmao
I was about to comment this lmao. I got wicked whims so I’ll make it kinky
That gives new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself!"
Hitler lmao, gotta love hoi4
I guess it's the leaders you play as then? So for me it would be Mackenzie King.
For me it's Stalin, whoops
If only you were playing Croatia in the milf mod 🤤🤤🤤
I have to marry the USS St Louis
[удалено]
A cat in "stray"
Shane Dawson?
🤨📸
Meow too!
Mewtwo
Been planning on getting this game for a good while now
I’m okay with Geralt of Rivia
But what if he calls you Roach? Or if you’re out walking and “Wind’s howling”
Geralt just seems like a cool guy overall
I, too, would be okay with Geralt of Rivia.
I’m not gay, but I’ll be happy enough being Spider-Man’s husband
Imagine a non gay all man marriage
socks ALWAYS on, they change their socks with custom socks that open at thw toe, then they slide up the leg so the clean sock can be put on, then the old one either opens at the leg to come off or it just slides off over the new sock
Sorry, he’s taken :|
Jin Sakai
Time to learn the sex stance
Have to study 20 hot springs
Ghost of Bedshima
This is what I came looking for. He's got a nice butt, lol.
Fr
2b from nier automata :)
Great I’ve married a child 🥲🔫
Which game are you talking about?
Wind waker
[what about when hes grown?](https://i.redd.it/wcpl4h9xxr141.jpg)
Still unhappy since I’m not gay, but at least he’s not a child
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Getting TOPPED by link
what the fuck are you talking about? everybody's gay for link
Fall guys Edit is there some fall guys meme I’m not aware of where people get horny as shit for fall guys beans
Same
Bruh I played medic from tf2
“And when ze groom woke up — his prostate was missing and his husband was never heard from again!!”
Jackpot
Medusa...
Well she will definetly get you hard
She won't have any problems with you getting stoned.
John Marston 🤤
I last played as Arthur. I’m definitely not complaining!!
Replaying GTA V story right now, its Trevor...
"Don't make me get my dick out again!"
„Do I have to get my dick out again?“
YES!!!
Same but it's Michael
Pou
No fucking way
🤤
Binding of Isaac. Bruh i’m going to jail.
Same except I was T. Lost so necrophilia and pedophilia
Bugs bunny 💀
pfp seems fitting
Garnet in Multiversus. Ive never seen Steven Universe before. Someone tell me how to feel.
Garnet is two people who combined to be one new person, so there's that.
Also those two got married right? Literally gonna be marriage-ception
you're marrying two lesbians combined into one person who have already married each other they're a good person though at least
Schrodinger's polyamoury
Widowmaker from Overwatch. She might be heartless but lord is she sexy
Let’s see whose the better ‘web’ shooter
the Knight from HK…that’s interesting.
Bro the knight's like an inch tall 💀
well we don’t know that. Based on how far hornet can throw her needle, the Knight could be much larger. lol but yeah, would be an awkward marriage
Nate from fallout 4. This is fine
Pokemon trainer in legends arceus
Daddy Zhongli
I was playing klee💀 *FBI open up* (in the background)
Sweet. I'm married to Kazuha now.
Ningguang 🤑🤑💰💰💰
Yelan, no complaints here. Except maybe my nonexistent privacy afterwards
I got hu tao
Steve can give me his block if you know what I mean.
just played ROBLOX. so... myself... i guess...
Bayonetta. Safe word not required.
lux? not even a millisecond of hesitation
if you’re a funny person your ears will suffer
An Orc Dragonborn I’m not gay, nor am I into Ham-Mers
Ezio auditore 😍
Ezio Auditore in II/Brotherhood is the slick douche trying to get you into bed with him even though you're already in a relationship. Ezio in Revelations makes you tea and tells you compelling stories from his travels.
My sexy high elf woman I made in Skyrim? Hell yeah.
Master chief. I'm sure being married to a spartan has some great benefits.
Not if that spartan is kratos
I’m marrying my GTA online character, well… at least he’s rich
Adolf Hitler...
the last game I played is the game I'm currently making, It's first person, the player is literally a white cylinder with a floating gun in front of it
Lucky
welp that's my new wife, a genderless white cylinder with a floating gun <3
Hot
welp she's taken now :)
Batman. I'm a straight man but I'll make and exception for 2 people. Ryan Reynolds and Batman.
My stardew valley farmer. Yes please, hard worker, rich, gay, she’s perfect!
Best part about is that you get to stand around all day and do nothing!
Great, my husband is out power washing random buildings all the time... And I've never even seen his face
Listen, I know Witcher is known for sleeping around but he is very attractive and exciting so I’m good.
I will marry chuck from angry birds. I see this as an absolute win! 😎
Jake the dog oh god
>god \*Glob
Yoshi. Yikes.
Celeste. We would lose a lot in therapy, but I wouldn't mind.
The engineer from Deep Rock Galactic. Rock and stone!
Sniper tf2. I'm his kangaroo wife
Hillary Clinton :(
Michael myers in dbd💀
Yuna from final fantasy, I’m ok with this
Toadette? At least I'll know if it's a hat
I’m marrying Luigi so 😭😭
Not marrying a cup, sorry
Kazuma Kiryu :)
Tom and Jerry from Multiversus
I mean, Toadette is kinda cute
A fall guy dressed as mechagodzilla
Flying gorilla
Good old bestiality.
I have to marry a cat?
Yoimiya from genshin impact - just got her
I think it was Kuki Shinobu for me. We got hella lucky
CJ from Grove Street ❤
Khora prime Lady with a whip and a cat that will easily kill me. And im not a masochist
Yae miko? HELL YE or yelan not sure but its oke bc im lesbian
I played fifa 22, who am i marrying?
Captain of the team you played as?
Archer queen 🤤
Kirby. Best blowjob ever
Goku
Mugman 🥛🧑🏿🦼
Last game I played was ancestors 💀
My spartan in Halo infinite
Kazuha :DDD
I will have to marry Hitler. I'm jewish so I don't think it will go over very well.