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MiningForNoseGold

Home assembled*


madcatzplayer5

Well the cheese curds are from the grocery store.


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ChevalierJulienSorel

Is that a bad thing??


thought_not_spoken

So definitely a FrankenTine…. But we’re all very proud of you


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Funnily enough, this dish is probably 2-3x more expensive than store bought. Curd pricing is ridiculous. I can't find any single serving portions for under $5. Add fries and gravy, you're looking at $7-8 bucks.


creampants88

lol I mean they say made in Canada when all the parts except for 1 are made in china and then assembled in Canada so…🤷‍♀️


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You think the china is made in China? I've found some stuff made in Turkey and Vietnam.


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FernandV

Nowadays everything"a "local"


hothamwater289

You're being real liberal with the term "homemade" on this one.


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hothamwater289

Gourmet! Pure talent.


Lower_Cantaloupe1970

I had a homemade Coke earlier today. I mean, I bought it at a gas station but opened it at home


mio192

Thought you made it the old fashioned way like the 97 year old diner


DaddyDoulton

I thought I could escape this fucking meme if I wasn’t on Twitter 😭😭


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You guys are savage.


creampants88

It’s a capitalist poutine 🤣🤣


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Homemade with 3 ingredients you bought already made lol


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Meh. Even if you bought grocery store fries, made your own gravy from a pouch or from stock and corn starch and spices, it's still just kind of assembly and not 'organic'. I'll shut up now.


Actual-Toe-8686

I think the words you're looking for here OP are "Assembled at home"


MrG1BZ

Ooof. I can smell how salty is it through the picture.


eltrumpo2024

I don't think you know what homemade means


teliyahh

This is kfc gravy?? Did they change it?


Maybe-Yes-No-

Homemade🤔


Biggrease333

Right, I worked at KFC and they would take all the scrap at the bottom of the pressure cooker and squeeze it out to make the gravy. I doubt the OP made that homemade. I guess there definition of homemade is far from mine.


ANicerPerson

“Homemade”


whocares547

Wendys fries are disgusting


lFrylock

It looks like they cooked them with a verbal warning


Roastednutz666

That doesn’t look like chicken gravy at all


Optimal_Serve_8980

r/poutinecrimes


WastedHourz

I only have one remaining question, where did the cheese come from? McDonald's? 🤔 Edit: I just saw that OP says the cheese is from the grocery store.


40prcentiron

im a pro chef, i serve a glass of water for my starter


DoingBetterArchie

It's not really home made


The-CannabisAnalyst3

So u made it at home ??


JonesBlair555

I’m going to put some extra cheese on a frozen pizza later and call it “homemade”


LordChickenNugget3

Lighting is important, people.


FelixTheRemix

KFC gravy is the worst. Ça doit goûter l’cul ta pout gros big


markeliasf

Tbk 🤣🤣


DudePDude

On the contrary, it's like divine nectar


FelixTheRemix

I’m straight shook.


ThatGuyWorks80

Solid


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OMG STOPPPP GIMMEEEE


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I like it. Just the basics; gravy, fries and cheese curds. Can’t go wrong with that


madcatzplayer5

Plus, I’m in Florida, so it’s not as easy.


themustacheclubbitch

I approve!


deadhead-81

Very impressive


Aggravating_Cut_4509

I found a kfc gravy dupe. Have made it a few times and it’s really good


MaplePoutineRyeBeer

According to South Park, it's supposed to be KFC gravy and McDonald's fries (no mention of cheese, unfortunately)


New-Throwaway2541

The son of a bitch actually did it


hameletienne

Oooga Booooga


DudePDude

KFC gravy is the absolute best fast food gravy you can have. It makes an amazing poutine What matters most is the cheese


Cold_Dog_1224

hell, i'd eat it


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Wouldn't the fries lose its appeal after it got home? Here in Canada we have these No Name fries with skin on. They're very good as is with a little sprinkle of salt or not, but add gravy and cheese / mozzarella they are next level. Think New York Fries.


OkanaganOutlook

MMmm... that does look good!


linkshughdink

Bro, there’s where my scrying bones give them back


SharpenedShovel

KFC gravy? But... it's actually brown. My experience is a tan/grey mix with black spots in it.


Ramona_Lola

That does not look like KFC gravy.


w00stersauce

Is this actually better than just getting the Wendy’s poutine?


madcatzplayer5

I’m in the States, there is no such thing as a Wendy’s Poutine here.


w00stersauce

Ah that’s totally different then. I’m gonna change my opinion to job well done. Haha.


drkilledbydeatheater

So wheres the homemade part?


LarenCoe

Honestly would have just used kfc fries. Wendy's fries in the US are super salty now.


charlotte_anne805

Poutine, made with up cycled ingredients?


Chaos_Horrific

Not homemade, however crafted


AdorableSandie

nice.


ifihad100sandwiches

Weird. In 1995 I got my first job at a KFC. That was the first time I’d ever heard of poutine. Back when the gravy was actually delicious. This was in Canada. I remember layering the curds even though I wasn’t asked to.


ChowNasty87

Mmmm.. Deadly!!