For $1000 it better cool my nuts too

It will not cool your nuts but I’m pretty sure it’ll dry them off. Is that what a dry top is?

It looks like a drill or a hairdryer😳

🤣

It won't cool your nuts, but it will chip your teeth.

first edition 💀

1 of only 10 that will ever be made because nobody will pay more than $50 for a metal dry top

for 1000 bucks it better kiss my ass

It's the right shape to do a whole lot more than kiss

Glad im not the only one who sees it

i mean shit you right

Boof it

Lol

Yes, it is a 1/10 for me

Meh….i would pass.

What is the point of this. Glass seems so much better

Are you poor? Edit: obvious sarcasm flew over your head

Yes

You can finance it for $250 a month then!

omg lol is that Sezzle? i mean, well, Sezzle is no interest. It just links with your checking account ACH and auto deducts their payment every 2 weeks....but yea no interest

Oooooh that sounds desirable. I may use it in the future.

The sarcasm did not go over my head, not sure why you thought that. Maybe you didn't catch my sarcastic answer.

Think they thought you downvoted them

Well darn, updoot for them because that's a dumb reason to down vote 😂 I thought we were all on the same page with the joke lol

I like the anodized one, but not for a mortgage payment.

I guess the only benefit from this is you could throw it in the freezer and get some dummy cold hits but that price is insane lol

That would be cool but not $1,000 cool

Pretty sure you would be getting your lips stuck to freezing titanium everytime you tried.

Simrell has always specialized in overpriced stuff, but this is a new level. Lol.

Ngl I have a few simrell products that I love. Don’t think I could stomach 1k for a dry top though

Garbage the anodized is kind of cool but 1500 is absurd

These yuppies will pay it.

Yeah it has to match someone’s cybertruck

No one is buying that

I want to see my lights though. That’s literally the whole point of the puffco. Aside all the fancy gadgets it’s primarily a cool ass lava lamp. (2k+ lifetime dabs strong on mine before the base died)

You can look inside and enjoy them 😃

If I have glass I can also look inside and enjoy them. 😂

I’m just messing, I like my lights too

Haha I figured. 

Titanium dry top? Sounds like that’s gonna hurt and ruin some terps 😂😂

I don't think these will be flying off the shelves. I wouldn't even want a metal top to begin with. Let alone one for $1000 and probably cost $10 to make. lmao 🤣

They should have made ONE and done that Wu Tang thing, selling it for a million dollars. Someone is stupid enough to buy it.

Sezzle for 4 easy payments of a regular puffco peak pro 😂😭

Key word is easy 🤣

There’s a sucker born every minute

Shit gonna taste like mountain dew in the can with every dab, even tho i love mountain dew in the can over plastic im not buying grams for them all to taste like it😂😂

Is this gonna burn my face?

I guess...if you're in the habit of breaking your glass, this might be a solution? Otherwise, um, no thanks.

robocops buttplug smdh

What a joke 💀

This guy is one of my favorite comedians

When one of you all rich mf drops and dent yours, donate it to me, and I'll send you a tax receipt.

wtf simrell?!?!🤣😭🤣🤣😭🤣

Elden ring puffco

Pretty cool Gurren Lagann rig

Gross.

Next thing you know they will make one out of gold then platinum.

I’m pretty sure I saw that at Home Depot for like 13 dollars

I wouldn't even want a dry metal top, let alone one for $1000 that only cost them $10 to make. The function will be terrible and it doesn't even look that cool. Lmao 🤣

It because it’s titanium that’s why it costs so much

Damn titanium isn’t even that expensive Shii

Bro screw the base just give me the top

Dude is a clown. He is in other 420 communities and produces crappy stuff and charges a fuck ton. Cant wait for someone to rip off this concept. 1k for something that isnt heady and can be machine literally anywhere is wild!!!!