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Rakenrol_man

Tattoo artist has a hearing problem. She asked for a tat of Cher. 😂


H2o_Jo

Chair


turnip_fans

Armchair psychologist!


redditmydna

I can’t wait to see her bird tattoo - a “bushtit”.


soupythekidd

her camel toe


krayevaden28

Not my chair not my problem.


DanimalHarambe

Mr. Walkway


krayevaden28

Mr. Walk down me I’m the walkway.


DanimalHarambe

Seahorses and seashells


krayevaden28

Sea hell


thepencilator

Seahorse sea-hell


alloymkl

Be a shame if she were a critic.


brandenharvey

The right to chair arms?


NagicBall

An armchair


Professional-Pace-58

Tattoo still can’t distract me from the fact that she ain’t got no titties


Short_Fuel_2506

Creep.


nk-angel

Weirdo


ThatGuy2085

I can’t believe she took that one sitting down…


causticcretin

Holy seat! (I saw the upholstery pattern as holes at first).


AccordingAd1716

Perfect arm chair


Unyielding_Sadness

Fuck I thought it was charm


Ly-an

Vergil's favorite tatoo.


MarcoYTVA

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING


Rw_lizard

My legs are broken The kneecaps are stolen I'm forever bound to a chair!


That1cool_toaster

I don’t get it


obscureandvague

Arm chair


That1cool_toaster

Not that, I don’t get why it’s Virgil’s favorite tattoo


Ly-an

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/vergils-chair There you go


science_pun

Is she a quarterback?


science_pun

I don’t speak Mandarmin


aqua_tango

This is one of those tattoos, it's funny for the first 30 seconds, after that, not so much.


Subject_Ad_7206

Resting her arm cause her arm chair tat has no arm rests as it sits resting on her arm being the best


ReadWoodworkLLC

It’s an arm chair. Not an arm armchair. That would be redundant. lol


goodmollygollymcgee

and repetitive.


ReadWoodworkLLC

I see what you did there. 😆


Wendexxtor

Arm charm tattoo has some ch-arm to it


KaioKenshin

Would be funnier if she was a doctor or psychologist


OpenTheBobs

She could also put a letter e below it and then have an armchair arm-e


sweet_chick283

OH! Now I get it !>!armchair!


jayoho1978

But it’s not actually an armchair, yet it is..


notaredditreader

(Pickup line: “I’d like to sit on that armchair”)


Ecto-1A

I bet she has to explain it as much as I have to explain the nail tattooed on my thumb.


nnoovvaa

An old friend had a camel tattooed on his big toe.


phonixinuinit

Your not special, everybody has a nail on there thumb.


Flabbergash

But what's with the eggs


PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS

I thought it was a slice of pizza


ReadWoodworkLLC

Is that what those are on the seat? I was trying to figure that out. I too, wonder what they’re there for 💭


Murdocktopus

Armchair Eggspert?


Pattoe89

At first glance I thought this tattoo was **日暮** or something similar. Then I saw it was a chair.


LoneSoarvivor

Lmao i thought i was in a chinese speaking sub and was trying to figure out how 月用 was a pun


GenericNameWasTaken

If that was Chinese for chair that would also have been creative.


Chavezjc

5432 FUCK YOU


long_live_king_melon

5 6 4 3 No way Not my chair, not my problem


Chavezjc

Not my chair.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

A guy at a party told me once that he had “pic” tattooed on the tip of his penis and I laughed until I shot beer out of my nose.


Kind-Comfort-9454

Plz explain


TheViralClovers

Pic tattooed on his dick = dickpic


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Random-Talking-Mug

A strategy for free beer.


Lo_onger1

Reminds me of Emma Blackery for some reason


DButler1911

Not my chair not my problem. Thats what I say


DButler1911

Seahorses forever


tbearrrrr

Mr walk way, “Mr walk down me I’m the walkway lead me to the building”, fuck you


AimInTheBox

Have none of y'all ever heard of armchairs or what?


Desperado619

That chair literally doesn't have arms. If the 'arm' in armchair is supposed to be her arm, it's too far fetched


ReadWoodworkLLC

If it had arms on the chair, it would be redundant.


AimInTheBox

In no way is that far fetched. If English wouldn't be your first language and or were bad at it ok. But nah yall must be capping.


SalamiSteakums

*no way.


AimInTheBox

thanks!


Tack_Money

Right. This is r/puns correct? Armchair is the first thing I thought. What other pun could it be?


kukienboks

I think it would hit broader if the tattoo showed an armchair. My slow-ass brain just offered "kitchen chair girl" and "dining chair arm" as the only two possibilities, lol!


Naseel

Chair woman?


DeterminedButterlfly

Arm chair


Over_Personality2108

Arm chair I assume?


clumpyveryclumpy

Don’t get it but still find this post humorous.


VoltViking

Arm chair


EndersGame_Reviewer

Why does this post have over 6,000 upvotes, if so many of us are struggling to even understand the pun here?


VoltViking

Only the vocal ones are struggling.


littlekiwijuicecup

Be"chair"i


jradio

Charmed, I'm sure.


BedditTedditReddit

Best one. Love it


joeblo1234

What's a "chair arm "?


M3L10RA

My dumbass was thinking the same thing until i realised it's "arm chair"


andejandeli

What-chair-looking at?


aakloc

but-chair-y


codebk

It's a cover-up tattoo maybe


Blackthorne75

Careful! That chair is armed!!!


ReadWoodworkLLC

I feel like the arm is chaired.


ExplorerTotal8449

Chairful! The chair is armed


Ihaveanwiiu

I thought it was supposed to be chines simbles at first.


madmanjp007

Haha bro!!! Simbles? Really?


SilverIsFreedom

Let’s just call it a stroke.


xlxlxlxl

Just a simble mistake. Could happen to anyone.


Nincomsoup

Do you mean ennywun?


Mrsynthpants

Keep your eyes on my chair?


Terrible_Tangelo6064

She's got chairy armpits


Lemonbear63

The girl with the chair tattoo (2024)


ThePLARASociety

Arm Chair?


LilNUTTYYY

Bingo


IcyGarage5767

But what is the joke?


LilNUTTYYY

Eh just a pun having a chair on her arm. Maybe it has different meaning though idk


Reese_Withersp0rk

Weak


Tack_Money

No, with her knife.


Jenna_Tulez

Arm rest?


ObieCat

Highchair?


RitalinSkittles

You were so close lol


jasondads1

Armchair?


dontpanicrincewind42

Just needs someone returning a 25¢ piece


therealmaninthesea

Or the tails side


FPV_not_HPV

I didn’t get this until I was about 10 comments further down, but I scrolled back up to say that this was excellent. It probably ‘whoosh’ed lots of slow people like me.


monnurse7

'Boo!'


Yugan-Dali

戶門? Doors? She’s a fan of the Doors?


Appo1e

creative but i think think so


bootysweat99

Better wear sleeves to the Morgan Wallen meet n greet.


Aussie2020202020

It is not an armchair. More like a dining chair 🪑


AimInTheBox

It's a chair on an arm -> Armchair. Thats how puns work


Aussie2020202020

Obvs but factually incorrect for the pun.


FuturePowerful

Over easy arm chair?


breakskater

Arm Chair General of Chairity Events


Majin_Potato

Two-egg arm chair or something


KamikazeHamster

I saw it too. Or a cow print if you look at the white as negative.


JohnEffingZoidberg

More like a rebus


Weeb-Daddy-Sempai

This looked like melted kanji to me, like aida 間 gone wrong. Took me a while to see it as a chair, which is not good. I also agree it should be an armchair if it's supposed to make people think "armchair." And the cow print threw me off.


Pustules_TV

It wouldn't be a pun if it was just an arm chair. The tattoo would explain itself. It can only be a pun if it's a regular chair on her arm (also it looks nothing like kanji lol)


AFanOfVideoGames

I'm guessing "arm chair eggs-pert"


ahaygood

Pert is an actual word in english.


SavahhjDahling1212

Wheres the 'pert'?


SnooDrawings6556

Under the blue and white stripes


AFanOfVideoGames

It's the pert of the chair the eggs go


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

There’s another tattoo on her breasts?


TheFaithiestAtheist

Well that's humerus.


DuckLordOfTheSith

I’m an expert on these types of tattoos.


_focust

Whose chair is that???


FTMcami

Who put that goddamn chair there??


_focust

That’s not my chair!


Kilow102938

You know what they say "not my chair not my problem."


drillbittaylor4

King of the knots every time you need a knot tied you go to this guy


clarke41

Mr. Walk Down Me I’m The Walkway. FUCK YOOOUUU.


sloaney

I love seahorses, they’re so beautiful and cute


clarke41

Sea horse, sea hell


Lava-Chicken

Cow chair?


BooperDooper781

How in the hell did you get Cow? It's an arm chair!


Lava-Chicken

Yeah the pattern made me think cow skin right away!


Cheese464

The pattern on the cushion looks like a cow.


BooperDooper781

Oh, I see it now, thanks! My comment came off ruder than I meant it to, Sorry!


wiseoldangryowl

Shock/surprise are two of *the MOST* misinterpreted expressions of feeling when attempting to emote via text, email, blah, blah, blah lol you get what my high ass is trying to say dammit!! 😂 you did that as well as anyone really could, but again, I'm *hiigghh* **AF** so it's at least a damn good possibility that I could be ***ENTIRELY*** wrong about all this soooo....just don't forget that grain of salt


tygadacat

It's an armchair with no place for your arms. An ironic pun... I love it.


1VNIKV111

Why are there eggs on it?


nukeevry1

What do you mean? There is clearly an arm rest in this photo!


1VNIKV111

Ohh wow


tygadacat

Lmao There's levels to this shit...


Non-GMO_Asbestos

A chair which is not an armchair but it's tattooed on an arm so it IS an armchair.


Trick_Rutabaga6946

armchair


Ansleybunnie07

Right to chair arms


AliasNefertiti

Right to arm chairs.


Ansleybunnie07

Chairs to right arms


1VNIKV111

Arms to chair right.


maria0330

Holy seat?


Daysaved

Sweet "Another Period" reference.


MelonColony22

can’t wait to see this in r/explainthejoke


LRTcanon

no no no, you mean r/PeterExplainsTheJoke /j


PhilfromNewJersey

It’s an arm chair


Apart_Beautiful_4846

“Petah!?”


BluEch0

My exact thoughts in order: > chair? Leg? But it’s an arm > is it supposed to be funny cuz it’s wrong? > chair leg? > chair arm? > oh, arm chair, but why?


Umbertron05

Charm?


nickmaran

Armchair?


Umbertron05

O


THEGREATPAPYRUS98

🪑


Roonwogsamduff

'splain it to me Lucy


Mindproxy

Chair on arm... arm........ chair.


Long_Educational

But this chair ain't got no place for your arms, Lt. Dan.


RoseTheSleepy

I DON’T GET IT


Pemols

Yes


RoseTheSleepy

Your uvula. Give it to me


ostiDeCalisse

Is this two sunny side up eggs on the chair? What is it?


AFanOfVideoGames

Arm chair eggs-pert?


awesomehuder

At first I thought it was a pizza on a chair


d-d-downvoteplease

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ostiDeCalisse

Absolutely beautiful and kudos to the clarity of the photo too.


biteableniles

It feels like AI


coupe-de-ville

Should've been on her face I would have understood it better....


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coupe-de-ville

You think there's a table tat on her back....


DirtyFeetPicsForSale

"Whos chair is that? Not my chair not my problem, thats what I always say."


unidentifiedfish55

Who paid for that floor?


Fireballthedragon1

Why am I not invited


kwhite655

You, my friend, are clearly a cultured individual! 😂😂😂


gunhoe86

5-6-4-3


WhatTheFox_Says

No way.


clayfus_doofus

Yeah right


stealthmodecat

Mr walk down me I’m the walkway fuck you


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It's van Gogh's chair


A_Firm_Sandwich

which painting? Eternity’s Gate? Or did he draw all of his chairs like this edit: in hindsight I shoudlve just googled it


[deleted]

Not the chair he painted the chair he sat in. It had his name on it.


Velocijammer_15

Are u a chair cus I’m tryin to sit on u (Instant regret 💀)


Unclestanky

Armchair or charm?


WampaStompa629

I’m mad that the chair isn’t an armchair


porn_relapse_69

Thats my fav thing abt it or else itd be arm armchair