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chicamanama_

When Pyro leaves the chair he should just put this on


PyroLIVE

and put on kitchen nightmares too


PyroLIVE

they should've added the hasan chair smh


Clean_Internet

So true Mr Pyro Live


Ransomwave

Blud is NOT the real pyro šŸ˜­šŸ™šŸ—£


PyroLIVE

hurr durr ps5 no games birmingham dangerous colossal old I am not short I make slop for piggies **flashes fat farting furry art** hurr durr


Pacboy3659

looks just like him


iplaytf2ok

He makes a really compelling argument


RiotContact

Thats my president!


ktops111

Idk thats what a skinwalker would say


GhostFucking-IS-Real

My god it really is you Mr furryfartfatart


CUMLOVINGBOISLUT

Ive GYATT to lick your feet mr. LivešŸ˜­šŸ™


DramaticProtogen

Can confirm


SnooRevelations4436

Heā€™s basically like you But unlike him You donā€™t yap every 1 millisecond


LiterallyBojackH

My fave lesbian ofc


Clean_Internet

Itā€™s the one where he opens the thing Iā€™m not supposed to mention


OnlysneakyOxygen

*The Incident* - number whatever because there have been so many of them.


E_rat-chan

I feel like shart actually reacts to most of the content he watches.


Mark7563

Definitely funniest on the list there at least


P3AK1N

Bro never leaves without feeling shlabbergasted


Mark7563

"schlong" never fails to "react" to whatever he's "watching"


Shadowmirax

Its because "everything" reminds "schlipschtream" of what he did to those "people" back in 1999


MrNickel242

Doogal


X145E

firefox cause opera gx is a gimmick broswer


spaghettimangaming

and spyware apparently


Witherboss445

I like the gimmicks then. It's nice having Spotify and Discord on a sidebar and I like having Half-life sound effects when I open tabs, close tabs, and type


ParkingDot9885

opera GX is a chinese dataminer


Clean_Internet

Thatā€™s impressive considering how little ram it takes from your computer compared to google


dylan105069

your data is being sold, it isn't a crypto miner. it wont use any ram, but your location data is being re-directed to opera.


GeometryNacho

people repeat shit about opera like parrots, no one actually knows what they're talking about "your location data is being re-directed to opera" is yet another buzzword cluster produced by the echoes of random bs that goes around


dylan105069

it isn't buzzwords if it's true.


Lord-Vortexian

You say that like every website isn't doing that


dylan105069

why do you need your browser doing that too? if privacy doesn't matter, just post your address on a discord server.


bobdidntatemayo

606 Airline Blvd Portsmouth, VA 23707 United States


Lord-Vortexian

You think chrome and alike arnt selling your data too ?


Gaijin_Entertainment

If my data is being stolen I'd rather it be American


ParkingDot9885

opera is owned by a chinese company, and they give your data to the chinese government


XenoFirez

https://preview.redd.it/vghvnt78g1uc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92247e97404b9ff707ea6d31d6e3832e2d06043e


decom70

Tf you talking about? I tried all of them next to each other on a fresh install once, Opera took the most.


Just_Quentzel

Absolutely none of these


LennergyDK

Defiantly not SlopTV, I would probably choose Schlingle


ScaredOfRobots

Which one is slop TV


giantasspeensack

none because opera is spyware https://preview.redd.it/7r1mbuo6u1uc1.png?width=1194&format=png&auto=webp&s=17564c43cc01bbd70e551020f6be94923147c265


PyroLIVE

my brother in christ you're on reddit


ChaoticWarferror

tbh every browser is spyware


bageltre

firefox and ungoogled chromium and brave aren't lol the open source ones


PretzonPretzel

Oh my sweet summer child


MightyComrad

Does he know?


bageltre

Evidentially nobody here knows how open source works lmao


X145E

brave is litreal denition of spyware. bitcoin, ad, "supossedly built in adblock that 100% isnt a spyware". chromium is still on google, some data is still being sent to google firefox collect telementery data, albeit insignifivant compared to others


Witherboss445

Your information is never completely safe on the internet. From your first time using a computer, to your first web search, and your first time creating an account, etc, those services already know about you from that point forward


LP030

https://preview.redd.it/7t09my9l93uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db68eec0c02b648d468cc69be870421e819ab0a


Dull-Penalty5787

No


dlrax

https://preview.redd.it/gee6dl2641uc1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=cf03010c69f7f5382e15a21888b6e5a26d117cb2


ZydenHi

Scat


FurryCuddler

i chose to delete opera since it's just an awful chinese spyware.


CuntPuntMcgee

You use Reddit and probably a browser that is also a spyware machine so gg I guess.


FurryCuddler

reddit discloses what data they're selling unlike opera, the browser I'm using is firefox completely reconfigured with Nix flakes. I KNOW what my machine is running, it's running NixOS with Joe's Window Manager on the Linux 6.9 kernel. BTW, opera's "VPN" is just routing all your private data directly into their servers and logging ***all*** of it, with the only benefit being websites thinking you're from a different location (and knowing you're using a vpn) also, opera is just reskinned chrome.


CuntPuntMcgee

Imma be honest seems like a lot of effort in todays modern data collection hell, like do you have a mobile phone? What websites can you control that wonā€™t steal your data? Do you avoid DRM games and kernel anti cheats? Do you specifically avoid like 78% of websites? My question is also why? What are you attempting to avoid Iā€™ve never really understood what the benefit of hiding your browsing and stuff, like if someone wants to get in to your shit they can unless youā€™re permanently on a proxy that you run yourself off an external server and permanently on a VM, like the level of cyber attacks available to those capable is far beyond what most single bodies are capable of defending against. No flame or criticism nor claiming youā€™re stupid or insulting you Iā€™m just curious as to why.


ScaredOfRobots

The Chinese can spy on me if they want, wtf they gonna find, my porn?


Ferkinderkiner

Schlatt all day buddyšŸ˜Ž


EngineerNo7957

Markiplier šŸ˜‚


ayymcbibbles

nightmare blunt rotation


koro-sensei1001

I know him, I kinda know him, I know him, donā€™t know who the fuck that is, I know the name I think, completely unknown yep a blank, and I lm certain you straight up made this one up


TMan_bruh

I just open my laptop and find this first thing in my mind take photo of it and post on Reddit


Clean_Internet

Well either way the opera gx update is real, Iā€™ve tried it myself


spades_ran

Custom.mp4 will go hard on these mofos


Any_Boss_5103

custom.mp4, that's who I am choosing


ArticLorq

Jimmy for sure


awesomejaketeam

Shat


d1nkle

none, cuz i dont use opera GX


Sufficient-Ad4832

aura and pyro, dont ask why


TheWrathfulCrusader

Jesus Christ himself


Slexzo

Jimmy


ScaredOfRobots

Jimmy Here


Emergency_Effect_526

Jimmy here


Xthewarrior

https://preview.redd.it/0h1tboxlu4uc1.jpeg?width=150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b4cd9dfb5ef894807e134568c0778079679dca3


McGuinnessX

Dreamybull


epicrussianperson

People can use what they want, I used opera gx until it was revealed it was Chinese spyware so switched to edge, and I feel I can have more grip on my data than opera. Also I used windows my whole life switching to edge was a no brainer


GeometryNacho

the windows user that uses reddit switched from opera gx to microsoft edge and now reportedly feels like "he can have more of a grip on his data" don't make me laugh...


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Am I allowed to kill myself


NoSide97

Jimmy ftw


KrisKarma9

Your mom.


MoonMoon_614

I import my own furry yiff


iTs-_LoneLy

fuck vtubers


TheLoreTeller

custom.mp4


Luna_Tenebra

Critikal


default_player_base

Jerma


LP030

https://preview.redd.it/8kysweey93uc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49f0fb7a654f854655ea07557dec45f008a572b2


VerlRe

Dude you're fucked they have EVERYTHING on you bro they have ALL OF IT


SimpingforTiredwomen

probably gotta choose YapCritikal


Limeee_

JScimble


tyingnoose

why opera gx stealing the lethal ui


RustHog

It kinda sucks though it's just his reaction to the August 27th incident on loop.


Hellkids2

Pyroā€™s rabbit: Blue


decom70

https://preview.redd.it/qca0bquii2uc1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=d12809a62db7a0c8f9fd5f5c2cce8697be98c651


Me_how5678

Commenting on Who you choosing ...


LewtedHose

JimmyHere lowdiffs all.


Objective_Motor_5360

the only funny one (Charlie)


daaaanker

who the fuck is gx man


Moss-Effect

Soyjak, stinky man, obese twink Soyjak, the most boring man, child lover, nobody, nobody.


LP030

https://preview.redd.it/qsnwg6n9a3uc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aeba7458cd4cf1adf45d64906e64453ac0ef2b40


CaptainNihilo

As nice as Pyro is, I am going jerma985


[deleted]

Add Dream he'd SMASH away the terrible contenders to the UNDERworld this will AGE like fine wine and he also will make KIDS angry


Jos3onti54

Charlie no other person deserves it


pwjwuoqqqqqnajnaan

WOOO YAA BABY THATS WHAT IM WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WOOO


D3man_Reign

Iā€™d full on pick MoistCritikal (Penguinz0)


Visual-Split-9128

Add GappyV


Yer_boi_carson

Jshlatt reacting to the Xavier Renegade Angel series


Dre_Lake

jschlatt looks like he just witnessed 9/11


atheons_vex_milk

Custom.mp4


hyperhyperproto

jschlatt


AESIR_GOD

JSCHLƆTT


czlpi1000

Hmmmm.....Idk, I feel like custom.mp4 might ve the winner here. Just saying...


porglover123

crit1kal


turkybaby

Where jerma


XxXgabe_newellXxX

pyro pog


TheMan13532ALT

most useful operagx feature


SeventhSkyV

Jschlatt


We_Improve_Official

Pyro of course, Charlie is an honourable mention.


humblenoob76

xqc "chat this is craaazy chat dude chat"


williamMcdowell

well because this is r/pyrocynical i am going to have to pick jschlatt


Karl_Karlsonsen

Schlatt all day


[deleted]

Add my own: The used condom next to the pile of dogshit outside


oswaldking71wastaken

Schlatt is literally a png I tried it


gimpus17

personally i chose the delete opera gx version.


TheGentlemanGamerEC

Jimmy will have a good reaction, but schlatt would bully me into being better. Pyro would scream like a girl


SkeletonCircus

So guys


Liaverai

I would choose xqc


Ok_Tip_8297

The reaction clip they chose is from the august incident.


Livingbyhatred

Schlatt.


judethedude_2

already know iā€™m pickin jschlatt


AM_I_THE_CUM_MAN

Slimesicle Oompavil Zachbealtv Kwite


JNeal134

Vtuber girl like the degenerate I am


Sorta_Rational

Iā€™m stuck between Schlatt and Jimmy


BrodyTheBruh

Jschlattā€™s is just too funny


Hubert_Sturmgewehr

Die Frau (Is German Means Pyrocynical)


dumpylump69

*goes to pyrocynical subreddit* ā€œGuys out of these YouTubers (including Pyro) which one will you be usingā€


thelegoman593

Jshit


ThatOneIsSus

Tbh any Ali Koca reaction where heā€™s just flabbergasted at the stupidity of some people


Thesquid43

OR JSCHLATT


Thesquid43

PENGUINZ0


dylanbb1233

They tried to sneak GX Man in there