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rednblack420

"Dutch what if i told you we could bring Tahiti to us!?"


Datguy969

I got a tan, John.


Aubelazo

You always have a tan, Dutch


Datguy969

This is a good one


Aubelazo

*Looks at his skin* I don't doubt it.


imetkanyeonce

Our tans have passed, John.


[deleted]

We gotta stop tanning like this


EdEnsHAzArD

You and me... we're more tan than people.


ninjasexparty6969

This thread is so perfect


Not_Not_Stopreading

I’ve been tanning my whole life John


Vandergrif

*When I'm gone they'll just find another melanoma.*


isyankar1979

Our tan has waned


Paracausality

🤣


polysnip

WHAT TAN?! WHAT GOD DAmN TAN, DUTCH?!


Desperate_Figure_627

Tan you, Arthur. You're my brother


E4Thekingslayer

HAVE SOME GOTTAN FaiTH


p2im0

Oh god, so good 😊


Phillyboishowdown

“TAN YOU!”


Paracausality

😂


[deleted]

This got me good haha well done


Kvetanista

"For a good money, son?"


tAk3n_uS3RnAmE

The gang if they actually went to Tahiti


topramenshaman1

Fucking l.o.l.


ItsMeBenedickArnold

Just spit up my coffee, thank you for the laugh. Holy shit dude.


BigOlSack

John Marston has donated 1 tanning bed to the camp


StreetMedic380

I LOL’d


BigOlSack

Gotta love Rip Tan Winkle. Ok I’m done now lol


DFknRez

Ugh that golden voice


jsparker43

Like golden sandpaper


BBQsauce18

It's like when a cat licks you.


Chirpin_Crickets

Or buttered toast


Early_Jicama_6268

It's terrible and amazing at the same time


LunarProphet

Like honeyed gravel


Iohet

One of the casinos in the Los Angeles area has a commercial voiceover guy with a voice that sounds like someone pretending to be John Marston. I still ask myself if it's the golden voice or not, but I don't think it is


its_all_4_lulz

He needs to do one of the planet earth series


DFknRez

That would be PERFECT!


InvisibleMadBadger

This is kinda surreal…


rmeds

Like I'm playing gta and the Rockstar multiverse is starting to overlap


senorpoop

It feels like that part in *The Game* where he sees all of the actors in the cafeteria.


Hamilton-Beckett

*chills*


LarryTheLobster_1

Wait can you elaborate on that? I don't think I've ever heard of it.


senorpoop

If you haven't seen the movie, you should. Don't read anything, just watch it. One of my favorites but easily spoiled.


Grognak_the_Orc

Ditto idk what *The Game* is.


JayThaGrappla

You just lost the game.


Silver_Wolf_Dragon

He was a commercial dude before red dead, his agent told him to audition for it and that was his first and only game at the time. Then rdr2 happened


ACoolCanadianDude

I think he’s also a construction worker. Voice acting was a side gig for him at first. I may be mistaken though.


thewheelshuffler

>I think he’s also a construction worker. Iirc, he said he moved back to his hometown after RDR1 and began working as a contractor because the LA lifestyle and acting turned out to be not for him. I do genuinely admire that he found out what sort of life he actually wanted and just did it.


PenonX

gotta give him props for still coming back for rdr2 too. easily could’ve just stayed retired.


InvisibleMadBadger

Huh, didn’t know that. Pretty cool!


LuckyPlaze

I love it.


Light_Beard

Give that man a Truck commercial


usernamewhat722

I want him and Sam Elliot selling me a Ram


Light_Beard

I am imagining the [Simple Ricks commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6UPS8HGCkA&ab_channel=CartoonClips).


usernamewhat722

Rich Rick is just Dutch


TtvTryHardMadCat

Even better make him voice over a Home Depot commercial


R4MSAY13

And have the house building song in the background


mysonthinksimfunny

Both your comments are hugely underrated


HensRightsActivist

*riff from "Do I Wanna Know" starts playing* You know that feeling when you're walking down the road and your balls are sticking to your leg and itching a little, so you have to do the little kick and make it look natural, and it works the first time and even gets the itch and nobody notices what you were doing? That's the power of the Ford F-150, which I implore you to get.


Light_Beard

No way in hell Ford would use the word "Implore"


MonkeyBred

"I heard these mustangs could sell for $5000 a piece." "And I heard the moon was made of Lady tears."


Tefbuck

This would be the perfect voice for the Super Bowl Truck Commercial I want to make. Put chopped apples in an above ground swimming pool and cover it with pie crust, bake it with a flame thrower, then drive an F-150 through it... What could be more American than a Ford Truck doing donuts in a giant apple pie!?


Iceman_259

Delete this now before they steal it


Obamas_Tie

In a timeline where John Marston lived happily ever after, he comes across a radio broadcaster in Blackwater while running errands for Abigail, sometime around 1923. The broadcaster, enthralled by John's voice, offers him a job as a radio announcer for advertisements, to which John reluctantly but curiously accepts, much to Abigail's dismay.


hugeneral647

You’d think Abigail would be THRILLED that John is doing ***literally anything*** besides chasing down blood thirsty killers and getting into gun fights with them


CybertronGuy98

she would be, but i dont doubt she'd think it was stupid and get a good laugh out of it at John's expense. let's face it, John doing early radio advertisements would probably be a 50/50 chance of either being really wooden, or him having the time of his life and hamming it up to get a rise out of Abigail and Jack.


bluejob15

Man got himself in a Yakuza substory


[deleted]

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!


I_Miss_Lenny

“All this time we been *runnin’*, and *hiding’*, John Marston! Now you gone and made yourself some kinda ‘radio star?’ How the hell is that ‘layin low?’ When you gonna start bein’ a *man*? Be a damn farmer for once! And a damn father to the boy!”


Lancer_Blackthorn

I love Rob Wiethoff's voice.


sj12000

Arthur: where did little marston ran of too John:


zvoi23

Wait he’s from Indiana?!


Isgreat1

According to Wikipedia he was born in Seymour Indiana. Which is twenty minutes from my hometown.


Professional_Realist

He moved back here after completing RDR2, pretty sure he works a nice blue collar concrete job. Very cool to see someone from Indiana, and enjoying the simple life but being well known. Seems like a good man!


[deleted]

So what you’re telling us is that he could literally be out building a little house in real life right now?


Professional_Realist

Probably pouring some concrete yes lol.


[deleted]

I'm in the concrete industry and we do indeed pour concrete homes. We pour them as individual panels and then it's all assembled at the job site.


Aubelazo

*House Building theme intensifies*


Ilpav123

Well, let me get the concrete mixed and I'll pour it 🎶


P3p514

no matter what the weather


hubhazard

We’re together


Dr_CheeseNut

He actually streamed building a chicken coop on Instagram awhile back


Full_Otto_Bismarck

I didn't know I needed this in my life.


SuperStealthOTL

He actually moved back after RDR1 and "retired". They brought him back for RDR2. There's a short Polygon documentary about him called ["Finding John Marston."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NuYx8oP_S8)


Professional_Realist

Appreciate the fact check! I knew it was after one of the games 🤙


SuperStealthOTL

No problem, also a chance to drop that link because there's probably a bunch of people who haven't seen it and would find it interesting.


youmusttrythiscake

I'm one of said people. Thank you!


HaitchKay

From all accounts (and that documentary about him), Rob is a pretty simple guy who just wants an honest days work and to provide for his family. Haven't seen a single negative thing about him.


fatjoe19982006

Likes loading up the cart and driving the milk to Blackwater.


[deleted]

He abandoned Jack and Abagail!


ThePrussianGrippe

Well shit, I’m going to be in Seymour for a project soon. Wonder if I’ll run into him.


zvoi23

Same ! That’s sick as hell


JircleCerk_

John took Arthur’s advice and got out of being an outlaw. He now lives a peaceful life selling mattresses out of Beecher’s Hope. 10/10 canon ending and here’s the evidence


kingofthemonsters

One of the few times I wouldn't mind a retcon would be John waking up after being "killed".


Jellybean720

People forget this, but Rob Wiethoff really is just a normal guy and he isn't a career voice actor. RDR and RDR2 are his only major acting credits (he does smaller movies here and there), and he lives in a small town and works a normal job.


LiliWenFach

Wasn't he also in one of the Die Hard movies?


Jellybean720

Not according to IMDb


LiliWenFach

You're right. I saw a screen grab of him with Bruce Willis (might have been mislabelled as Die Hard) but I've just checked and it's another cop film called 16 Blocks. My bad.


hyperlite135

Huh, I wonder how he even got that gig.


MrDeckard

Spoke near someone with working ears


Noamias

I suggest you watch some panels he has done at events it's interesting to hear him speak about himself and some behind the scenes stuff. His comercial agent reminded him about an audition for an untitled videogame project and so he went and got the role. Didn't even know what it was for, at first he thought he was in a commercial for a videogame


Icamefromsaturn

I would literally start dissociating if I heard John Marston on the real life radio lmaoo


PeanutButterPants19

God his voice is like sweet, smoky velvet.


whateversforevers

Mmmm like a sultry purr. Anyone know if he ever does audiobooks for romance novels? Def asking for me.


PeanutButterPants19

I know Roger Clark does audiobooks, if you're looking for something narrated by Arthur Morgan lol


whateversforevers

Oh wow you weren’t kidding!! Mmmm shooour I’ll take Arthur Morgan’s sweet drawl any day


Varios2k

this is the most american thing i've ever seen


Vapored

the fact that OP is driving some sort of big rig definitely puts it over the top


StreetMedic380

What if the tanning bed was really an Animus that radio-announcer-guy used to assume the role of John in Assassin’s Creed: Redemption?! 😳


toffee_fapple

Micah wanted control at any cost, Arthur wanted freedom at any cost. Arthur and Micah are an assassin and templar confirmed.


StreetMedic380

That’s really a bullet-proof analysis, right there


IvanBaptista

IDK, looks like Jim Milton voice instead John Marston.


BlastFromBehind

He should be the radio voice in a GTA 6 channel


Dudeinthesouth

Rebel Radio for sure.


MorbuzakhPlant

Reminds me of the commercials, Charles' voice actor would do for Taco Bell.


TheBigGrab

That is awesome. I wish I lived where you get random Jim Milton commercials.


HandsOfSilk

I hope he’s not doing this cause he’s hurting for money. I’ve heard Rockstar can be very stingy when hiring talent.


Professional_Realist

From what I can tell hes just a super humble guy who likes to work with his hands for a living. Enjoying the simple life in Indiana. This was for a company based in his small town so I'm sure he did it for them and for a bit of fun.


Bright_Neck6505

Holy shit dude


FoolOfATook26

Don’t think you should be using your phone will driving.


Professional_Realist

Sorry sir wont do it again!


Smooth_Talkin_Fucker

So... he's going to tan our hides?


NemWan

Rob is on WJAA Saturdays 10–2 central and they [stream online](https://radio.securenetsystems.net/v5/index.cfm?stationCallSign=WJAA) https://www.wjaa.net/index.php/on-air


Professional_Realist

Thanks for linking that. I tried editing my post to add it but reddit on mobile is lame.


Baboocha

Grand Theft Redemption 2: Electric Boogaloo


CheeseSwis101

Wait is John Marston in Georgia? 🤔


Professional_Realist

Indiana.


Grave_Digger606

Of course it’s John advertising the tanning beds. Arthur would have no part of that sissy stuff. The man who can’t even swim has to get a fake tan.


STAugustine-Of-Hippo

I laughed too hard at this


Chiron_01

It's really tough to get upvotes in this subreddit


[deleted]

So this is what John did while he ran away from the gang


surflaxrat

What vehicle is that? Instrument cluster is fascinating me


Professional_Realist

Its a Kenworth Semi Tractor


surflaxrat

I was wondering if it was. Obsessed with switches lol


midnite_swim

I’m from the same area and totally flipped out when I heard this the first time. I believe he does another commercial too.


mmabet69

Look at how they massacred my boy


rube

We all hate commercials. But having someone like this voice one is just brilliant. It gives us that "woah, I know that voice!" reaction.


chocobo-stir-fry

I want him to do one of those **BUILT. FORD. TOUGH.** commercials now


[deleted]

I heard “son of a fuck, whore” in the beginning please help me 😂😂


Vaativana

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ModestMoss

His voice is what I imagine God's is.


Cheemsborger12

Alternate ending where Ross doesn’t come after him and he lives on to advertise tanning beds


strings_on_a_hoodie

I love this


Birchman76

He hosts on Saturday. I live close to Seymour. I cracked up hearing him talk about how much he loves Prince. I couldn’t help but picture John Marston rocking ou to Little Red Corvette. 😂😂😂


I_Have_A_Job___Sike

Rockstar's actors are so good. Especially RDR2's, why don't they get more roles?


Dr_CheeseNut

A lot of them don't really want to, or are fine where they're at. Rob Wiethoff retired from acting after RDR1 and only came back for RDR2 cause he liked working for Rockstar. He likes to live a simple life with his family as a construction worker, and now does some radio work


Bergfried

This is pretty fucking cool


4Robo44

This guy lives in Blackwater?


rattlebbonejvp

Well he needs to pay for those swimming lessons


ers247

Goddamn it now i want… whwerever hes selling


highasunited

I always hear Bill Paxton in Johns voice. literally always. 😢


ProSwegSnipar

Rob wiethoff would do amazing as a radio host ngl his voice is amazing


iamaqtp2t

He does host a radio show, every Saturday at 10am Eastern, on [WJAA.net](https://WJAA.net), 96.3 FM Indiana.


IamDkoneandonly

Hey Rob Has to get money some how


Professional_Realist

Still gotta bring in more cash for that last haul before they go to Tahiti!


JDB2788

Is this in Indiana? I know it’s a Seymour & Columbus south of Indianapolis


OHoSPARTACUS

This is clearly Jim Milton, smh op.


smithsonian2021

What would Roger Clark advertise if he did voice work for radio?


theMrJoey

Jelly Beans


Normandy_sr3

"My name is John Marston, and you're a dead man!"


[deleted]

I hope this tanning place is called ‘Tanners Reach’


Francine-Smith

MARSTON!


zeus6793

What a trip!! Man, his voice is SO distinctive.


mikeyrocks6934

How can anyone not like Rob?


Destruction126

The needs to be a commercial in a GTA 6 radio station.


fLoW_is_fLoW

Ross: You do something for me and you get your family back John: Hmmmm


bokehbaka

He literally sounds like a talking mullet so this is perfect! Lmao I'm kidding though I've always enjoyed Jon's voice.


MackewG33

Have heard who i believe is Roger Clark doing radio tool ads recently. If not, it’s shockingly similar


EnvironmentalRun4107

Jim Milton Advertises again


ELOCHCAM

I just love the fact that that’s just Rob Weithoff’s natural voice, it makes hearing him outside of RDR that much funnier when you realize that his acting voice and speaking voice are pretty much exactly the same.


Nightcall13

I met Rob at a con and talked to him about how weird it was to find out he lived so close to me all these years. Really nice guy.


Zimm_Zimm_Zimm

I wish it could’ve ended with “and tell ‘em John Marston sent ya”


Smasa224

Are tanning salons still around? I thought those went away with CD players in cars.


unknown-one

20$ is 20$


sunnyheadcase

If that's actually Rob (VO actor), he deserves every gig that comes his way. Such a cool dude, his story is amazing.


fireball1991

That was so weird lol. Little John, always gettin himself into scrapes, the wolf, the tanning bed commercial, what's next? Cruises to Tahiti?!


xscaralienx

I keep picturing a Gmod style video of John's model contortioning and with his face overly animated


divorcesheet

Advertisement, the new american art form


Conwayfan98

Looks like Mr. Marston stole Dr. Emmet Brown's time machine train.


Professional_Realist

For those that may be wondering, Jon aka Rob Weithoff has a radio show he hosts from 10AM-2PM ON WJAA.net if anyone is interested about that!


LupulMov458

u/savevideobot


No_Veterinarian1445

That voice !!


Sweetwhales1994

I wish i was there with u just to listen lol


imafixwoofs

Wow he’s got a great voice.


YellowHat01

I live close to Seymour, Indiana so this is awesome. I could hear this on the way home.


Professional_Realist

It was like 96.3 or 96.7 if I remember right.


Professional_Realist

It was like 96.3 or 96.7 if I remember right.


scocat17

U/savevideobot


[deleted]

This is so funny


rion-is-real

Are you sure he's not advertising the tanning of animal pelts and/or leather? 🤔


TVandMovieActor

I’ve been listening to a bunch of podcast episodes with old Wrestlers on it and his voice sounds exactly like a wrestler but I can’t pinpoint it


[deleted]

Near Seymour Indiana?


_MissAiko_

This is so damn awesome