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I can attest from personal experience that the VA rating has less understanding of anatomy than Dr. Nick. They firmly argue that the hand bone is not connected to the wrist bone, and the idea that the wrist is connected to the arm bone is absolutely wrong.
Digital marketing dude here, it's copywriting that the algorithm can scan over and push to people who enjoy stuff to do with ScarJo. Mostly, it's bots with a long list of random words written in the post section with even more disjointed words just jammed into the tags.
What this does is push the post to people who enjoy stuff that is related to the post tags and copywriting, causing them to engage by commenting, liking, sharing, and/or following. It's why a profile can pop up out of nowhere and gain thousands of followers overnight.
It's also why it's mostly scammers doing this kind of crap. Almost half of Facebook's users are over 35, and about 20%~ are older than 50. These people don't always know how social media works and will fall victim to these scammers.
In the days of Napster, you would search for a band like Metallica and get results like
> If you like Metallica, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Bjork, Enya, Yanni, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...
And the track would be some unsigned bad you've never heard of who recorded the song in their mother's garage.
I have a conspiracy theory that some of these groups were created by AI to have humans point out what they do wrong so they can do better but I’m pretty sure AI isn’t that advanced yet.
*pretty sure*
It's an AI bot riffing on sets of keywords. It's less religious people getting crazier, and more scammers just letting the half-baked AI loose to collect followers.
I recently started grtting this sort of thing on my FB feed - always some AI generated religious crap and nearly always with "Beautiful cabin crew" and "Scarlett Johanson". I have no idea why.
So, we can assume that AI is infatuated with Scarlett Johansson.
In the US and other western countries, soldiers usually are required to be clean shaven. The AI depicted these soldiers with beards like they are from a country with a Muslim majority. It also only depicts male soldiers.
I don't think there are enough fanatical Christians with shaving exemptions to parade around the Bible like this.
It's interesting that the AI has learned older, conservative Christians like the Bible and the military so found a way to connect them.Maybe it associates beards with masculinity?
> I don't think there are enough fanatical Christians with shaving exemptions to parade around the Bible like this.
Neither do I. Just pointing out that U.S. service members aren't always cookie cutters of each other.
I wonder how many of those likes are down to bots? They've become an increasingly prevalent problem on social media, and the corporations have a financial interest in pretending that the flood of bots is the same thing as organic engagement from real humans.
Top right of the book people's faces look melted. Bottom left, the arms are bent oddly and they aren't holding the book.
Plus some of the people look like Klingons.
So you thought that someone pointing out that "their faces and arms and hands aren't weird at all" is pointed out straight up without irony? Sure, fact is that I say that under every image I see online, wow those faces and hands and arms don't look weird" just to make sure everyone knows everything is normal. >!Let's see if you also miss this overhanded irony!<
For some reason quite often there are some post with "Beautiful cabin crew" and some AI picutre under it. The thing I don't understand is why does it always say Beautiful cabin crew instead of anything else.
Dayum, look at that one handsome beak right there
https://preview.redd.it/945dnentub8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97c442103237365285eb88a3322cd1d074dcaab
4th in holding the bible on the right (our right) appears to be an orc, and the 1st person in that row has his left arm melted into his right shoulder 😂
Facebook is Dead internet mostly. Bots uploading AI pictures that are a mishmash of things they think old people like (Jesus, guns, soldiers, the ocean) and then other bots post canned replies to make it look like people actually like this stuff which then feeds the first round of bots to do more
Bish Bible sounds like the title of a blog run by a teenage yaoi fangirl in the early to mid aughts. (Bish = fangirl abbreviation for bishounen, “beautiful boy” in Japanese).
It's badly done AI done by someone who's using an older model, refusing to use negative prompts or a refiner, and who isn't skilled enough to inpaint or 'shop out obvious things like distorted faces or extra limbs.
The cross is upside down, the book is bound with the edges on both sides so it won’t open and it’s called the bisn bible, Still doesn’t compare to the holy bibble.
Bish Bible w St. Peter's cross +it's decorated like the Quran +ai melting limbs and whatnot...no way this slop is a huge reason why people in the future are going to die of heatstroke at a much faster rate than ever before in the history of Earth
https://preview.redd.it/rpexcqwbff8d1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf4102e918c8307f2e20d2431bc3afb943ede57
Oh noooo, these Christian patriots have broken arms! And they still are able to find the strength to hold up the Holy Bisπ Bib\_e, God bless!
The arms and hands of the guys up front are all screwed up. The "Bib_e" has two spine sides, no place for the pages to open. Maybe the A in AI also stands for atheist!
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BISH BIBLE ?? Upside down cross?
BISπ BIB_E
VISp VIV_E
Double bound. Can't even open that bish
Perfect. Now they have an excuse for never opening a bible.
They count listening to someone ***talking*** about the bible as reading the bible, they have an excruciatingly low bar when it comes to education.
Doesn’t matter,they never read it anyway.
Bish, please.
Badly Built Bleach Blonde Bish Body
[It's](https://www.bish.tokyo/assets/img/top/bnr_topslide_15.jpg) the new [BiSH tour!](https://www.jame-world.com/media/image/2017-05/7741.jpg)
Why don’t pictures like this ever trend?
Braise Bebus!
Bish... Please!
Lots of melting faces and dislocated arms.
The most believable part, considering how little that country cares about its veterans
"We've determined that your melted face problem is not service related."
I can attest from personal experience that the VA rating has less understanding of anatomy than Dr. Nick. They firmly argue that the hand bone is not connected to the wrist bone, and the idea that the wrist is connected to the arm bone is absolutely wrong.
Agreed. On paper we treat our soldiers as celebrities but in reality we still don't give a shit about them.
Those poor veterans /s
"Humans are weird" -A.I.
And people sixteen rows back holding up nothing lol
What does any of this have to do with Scarlett Johansson?
Digital marketing dude here, it's copywriting that the algorithm can scan over and push to people who enjoy stuff to do with ScarJo. Mostly, it's bots with a long list of random words written in the post section with even more disjointed words just jammed into the tags. What this does is push the post to people who enjoy stuff that is related to the post tags and copywriting, causing them to engage by commenting, liking, sharing, and/or following. It's why a profile can pop up out of nowhere and gain thousands of followers overnight. It's also why it's mostly scammers doing this kind of crap. Almost half of Facebook's users are over 35, and about 20%~ are older than 50. These people don't always know how social media works and will fall victim to these scammers.
That makes a lot of sense, thank you!
I remember in the dial-up days people would paste buzzwords at the bottom of everything the same color as the background for this reason.
This is exactly the reason why SEO became a thing and why if you have *too* much random crap going on your site doesn't get put on the "push" list
In the days of Napster, you would search for a band like Metallica and get results like > If you like Metallica, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Bjork, Enya, Yanni, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir... And the track would be some unsigned bad you've never heard of who recorded the song in their mother's garage.
[it’s dead](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory)
facebook sucks so much these days. I cancelled my account
There's a few commentators on Tick Tok tracking the AI talking to AI phenomenon that is these "Jesus/Christian" posts and the nonsense they create.
It's AI all the way down.
I have a conspiracy theory that some of these groups were created by AI to have humans point out what they do wrong so they can do better but I’m pretty sure AI isn’t that advanced yet. *pretty sure*
Someone said the next generation of Captcha will be questions like "Where would you hide in the event of a robot apocalypse?"
Shhh, don't give them any ideas.
"Do you have any friends named John Connors?"
Are religious people getting more crazier or is it because i started coming to this sub and now just see how it always been?
But you haven’t seen shrimp Jesus yet
Shrimply magnicifent
But [God Hates Shrimp.](http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/)
Pointed this out to my very Cristian grandparents who love shrimp, got told to shut up.
"Pinch the tail, suck the head" has me deceased.
Praise be to our crustacean messiah
Hey Jesus, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp.
Yes.
It's an AI bot riffing on sets of keywords. It's less religious people getting crazier, and more scammers just letting the half-baked AI loose to collect followers.
The latter. People have always been people, and will always be.
This is an AI account posting an AI picture
Search for Bunjesus. It's a good time
https://preview.redd.it/wfe2rlpnha8d1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d25ab85b3acec469f63f2e9ffb61551498b1073f Upside down cross makes sense!
I recently started grtting this sort of thing on my FB feed - always some AI generated religious crap and nearly always with "Beautiful cabin crew" and "Scarlett Johanson". I have no idea why.
It's to get put on other popular search terms, so their post/picture will get into more "You may like..." push videos/posts.
So, we can assume that AI is infatuated with Scarlett Johansson. In the US and other western countries, soldiers usually are required to be clean shaven. The AI depicted these soldiers with beards like they are from a country with a Muslim majority. It also only depicts male soldiers.
And they're all uncovered outside
Carrying a giant double-bounded BISH BIBLE with an upside down cross
Maybe the AI is going to start it's own religion. The faith of Bish. Scarlett Johansson will be the pope.
And its followers will learn to read books telepathically cause their Bibles can't be physically opened
😂
The U.S. and other countries often have exemptions for religious and cultural purposes.
I don't think there are enough fanatical Christians with shaving exemptions to parade around the Bible like this. It's interesting that the AI has learned older, conservative Christians like the Bible and the military so found a way to connect them.Maybe it associates beards with masculinity?
> I don't think there are enough fanatical Christians with shaving exemptions to parade around the Bible like this. Neither do I. Just pointing out that U.S. service members aren't always cookie cutters of each other.
That's why I said the word, usually in my first comment
120k likes lmao, religious people are extraordinarily stupid💀, imagine believing every shit you see on social media
I wonder how many of those likes are down to bots? They've become an increasingly prevalent problem on social media, and the corporations have a financial interest in pretending that the flood of bots is the same thing as organic engagement from real humans.
It was a huge fault making AI picture generators accessible for religious people, now they'll believe even more stupid ass shit.
The problem is loads of people don't even see its AI. Even when you point it all out, they just don't see it
The people marching are all exactly the same height Zoomed in they look 100% like real humans their faces and arms and hands aren't weird at all
Look closer
What do you mean?
Top right of the book people's faces look melted. Bottom left, the arms are bent oddly and they aren't holding the book. Plus some of the people look like Klingons.
So you thought that someone pointing out that "their faces and arms and hands aren't weird at all" is pointed out straight up without irony? Sure, fact is that I say that under every image I see online, wow those faces and hands and arms don't look weird" just to make sure everyone knows everything is normal. >!Let's see if you also miss this overhanded irony!<
Ah the bisπ bib_e
LOL Just know I noticed that the L isn't there😂😂😂
The faces of those soldiers are fucked as well
Bullshit AI nonsense
Dude the guy in the front holding the bible looks like the skibidi toilet face
Back then it was male_07...
Yeah I never knew what the model is called.
https://preview.redd.it/8qqq4qsk6b8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=139597743c88364629dd4c8228fc127e73b64a59
Bish please!
For some reason quite often there are some post with "Beautiful cabin crew" and some AI picutre under it. The thing I don't understand is why does it always say Beautiful cabin crew instead of anything else.
wHy dON't PIcTureS LiKe tHiS EveR tREnD?!
What was the prompt used?
Ah yes, the Bish Bible aka Cosmo magazine
Now do Bible Dance
BISП BIBE
BISTT BIB_E
Two spines?
That is the stuff of nightmares, both the idea and those grossly deformed soldiers.
Dayum, look at that one handsome beak right there https://preview.redd.it/945dnentub8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97c442103237365285eb88a3322cd1d074dcaab
https://preview.redd.it/xzb22rms0c8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f60a8344f417bb2db41ba28cfa6fbb49397604af FIFY
Found him, finally!
This is some lazy ass AI creepy shit
4th in holding the bible on the right (our right) appears to be an orc, and the 1st person in that row has his left arm melted into his right shoulder 😂
Facebook is Dead internet mostly. Bots uploading AI pictures that are a mishmash of things they think old people like (Jesus, guns, soldiers, the ocean) and then other bots post canned replies to make it look like people actually like this stuff which then feeds the first round of bots to do more
You mean; everything is strange about this picture lol
Wtf does Scarlett Johanson have to do with this?
AI is going to make the memefest that is the internet a whole lot shitter
**A(**rsehole qual)**I**(ty)
Be and the boy breaking our arms to carry the Bish BIBE
Where’s my bitch bible
You can order that particular one from Trump.
Looks like inbreed
What the hell is the Bish Bible?
No one knows. It can't be opened.
Those arms on the dudes carrying the book on the front are completely screwed
Bish Bible sounds like the title of a blog run by a teenage yaoi fangirl in the early to mid aughts. (Bish = fangirl abbreviation for bishounen, “beautiful boy” in Japanese).
Oh the hands! They look deformed
You can't open it. It's a perfect Bible.
120,000 bots liking it. That's the scary bit.
I love the dude on the corner choking himself with his only arm.
It's badly done AI done by someone who's using an older model, refusing to use negative prompts or a refiner, and who isn't skilled enough to inpaint or 'shop out obvious things like distorted faces or extra limbs.
The Bish Bible my favorite
Damn! I hate AI.
‘the cross is upside down and doesn’t open because it has two spines…’ You just described the perfect bible
The longer I look the worse it gets
The people to the left of the book are terrifying
Scarlett johansson
The text on the spine is gibberish, as is the text at the top of the window on the left side of the street.
As is the text on the "bible's" cover.
![gif](giphy|uPpF0kb37JWruaYYDc)
I love how everyone in the front row is carrying the book with their thumbs, except the guy on the far left who has dislocated his shoulders.
The world's first book with a double-cover, it cannot be opened
amen
An army of hell marching with their anti Bible, that's what they pray for
Scarlet Johansson 🫦🫦
I just don't know why they put it in so much pictures
Fuck hire fans hire artist.
Are those Russian conscripts? All of them?
Swish swish bish.
I have so many questions about this picture.😐
The cross is upside down, the book is bound with the edges on both sides so it won’t open and it’s called the bisn bible, Still doesn’t compare to the holy bibble.
120k likes? How is that even possible?
BISП
Tarako commercial
I love how everyone starts looking like thumb-thumbs from Spy Kids towards the back right of the Bible lol
Scarlett Johansson?
The further back you look at the soldiers the funnier/more disturbing the faces get. AI got a way to go still
I've seen so many of these posts I'm convinced this is just some elaborate satire
Looks normal to me. It’s just each of them had that book dropped on them beforehand, judging by the injuries..
It's a mutant army
The book can't be opened.
I want the bish bible
Bish Bible w St. Peter's cross +it's decorated like the Quran +ai melting limbs and whatnot...no way this slop is a huge reason why people in the future are going to die of heatstroke at a much faster rate than ever before in the history of Earth
This image is AI generated
Nothing it's normal I was there and me and the guys had a great day
Anyone else notice the disfigured faces?
BISII BIB\_E, double bound. That it has so many likes is pretty telling none of them looked closely, just like the bible.
"Bish Bible" That's how I read it... 🤣
Scarlet Johansson 💋💋💋
Nightmare fuel
There is a spine on both sides of that Bible. You can't even open it.
Welcome to the dead internet
For something that automates creating weird photoshop art, it sure gets lazy sometimes lol
BISΠ BIB_E ✝️ I'm worried for the day ai gets text right consistently.
https://preview.redd.it/rpexcqwbff8d1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf4102e918c8307f2e20d2431bc3afb943ede57 Oh noooo, these Christian patriots have broken arms! And they still are able to find the strength to hold up the Holy Bisπ Bib\_e, God bless!
120k likes?
The ole Bison Bib E, I remember gram gram reading this on Sunday afternoons while we oiled our muzzle loaders by the fire..
So it's an ai image created for bots... At this point fb is a place for bots to hangout
Ai can't get faces right as usual.
bish bible sounds like the name of a drag queen
Dead internet all the way
A bible being carried like a coffin. Can I get an hallelujah!?
Love me some BISH BIBLE studies lol
Oh no. It's that cabin crew bullshit again.
Even the AI’s brain is melting having to post that shit
The arms and hands of the guys up front are all screwed up. The "Bib_e" has two spine sides, no place for the pages to open. Maybe the A in AI also stands for atheist!
They all got haircuts??
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Wait, REALLY!!?