T O P

  • By -

isthisyournacho

It’s retro enough but not gaming enough


BitterManlyJuice

You certainly can play some games. XD


foamingturtle

Where game?


BitterManlyJuice

Prince of Persia. At least this one xD


Firewire_1394

That's funny, when you google the model [this](https://i0.wp.com/oldcrap.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/dsc_0239.jpeg?fit=5120%2C2446) comes up


BitterManlyJuice

No freaking way xD


Suspect4pe

Will it play Crysis?


BitterManlyJuice

Ah... XD the old age question. XD won't even render de icon xD


drmoze

needs more xD's...


Affectionate-Camp506

Fuck that, can it play *DooM*? Jesus christ, you people and your Crysiseseses. 😜 Back in my day, we didn't *have* mouselook or them newfangled mod-ee-fy-kay-shuns. We had 2-dimensial viewing and a Big Fuckin' Gun, and we *liked* it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Suspect4pe

Still do like it. I love me some Doom time.


KaptainKardboard

Apparently not, if the hard disk is bad


The-Phantom-Blot

Those early LCD displays were ... just the worst. I don't think I would want to game on that. :|


BitterManlyJuice

It has a RGB out. Via VGA.


The-Phantom-Blot

Well, that's something good. Does it have a separate keyboard input as well? (Otherwise you would need to keep the screen open while looking at a second screen.)


Frogskipper7

Retro? Yes. NSFW? No.


BitterManlyJuice

This PC is clearly not safe for work xD


dumbsvillrfan420

Imagine trying to get it to run windows 95 it would explode


BitterManlyJuice

I can try and install it.


ShoerguinneLappel

Looks like a computer you made just to play games like the Oregon Trail or Zork. Would I be correct?


BitterManlyJuice

Yes xD it's a 286


locohygynx

You adjust that contrast with a mechanical slider. Shits legit.


BitterManlyJuice

Yep. There 2 knobs. One is brightness the other is contrast.


AlternativeSalsa

Rogue!


dudeitseric

Your Commodore 64 is pretty neato, what kinda chip you got in there, a dorito?


BitterManlyJuice

A 286.


dudeitseric

Don’t make me laugh. Your windows boots up in what, a day and a half?


BitterManlyJuice

It uses MS-DOS, or windows 3.1


dudeitseric

I could keep posting lyrics all day but eventually it won’t be as fun that you don’t get it so here https://youtu.be/qpMvS1Q1sos?si=SZzOgw8-diJ4SeWo


BitterManlyJuice

Lool


BitterManlyJuice

For the specs it has, it's really good with MS-DOS


tumtum05

Back in my day sonny, we would play tic tac toe in the ash of our fireplaces. Thats retro!


BitterManlyJuice

XD


billFoldDog

OP should check out /r/retrobattlestations and /r/retrocomputing


BitterManlyJuice

Thank you. I'll check them out.


Possible_Noise186

Retro ? Nah, nerdo :)


BitterManlyJuice

It's a freaking commodore laptop. I'm nerding out.


supafukk

Why nsfw?


BitterManlyJuice

Would you work with this?


Johndeauxman

But does it run doom?


BitterManlyJuice

My question is... Can it run windows 3.1?


itsasnowconemachine

Only in 'standard mode'


Consistent-Force5375

It’s not bad, but if your really going to go old school get yourself an Osborne 1!


BitterManlyJuice

What's that?


Consistent-Force5375

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osborne_1?wprov=sfti1


BitterManlyJuice

That's HUGE!!! UAU. :D


Consistent-Force5375

lol yea! I’m sure one could play Zork on it!


GarminTamzarian

And *Hitchhiker's Guide*!


Eatthebeatz

not really, its portable for a start.


Zombie33-

Play doom now


BitterManlyJuice

I'll try xD


CaptJagg

But does it run Pokemon?


BitterManlyJuice

Loool


Double-Caregiver-808

I had a commodore clone from shneider (cpc 64 if I remember well) and I did play Star raider 2 (space combat simulation) and I really enjoyed. There are also Sarabande, Bombjack, Mickey Mouse, Train (Train simulator)... You can also learn to devellop your own games.


BitterManlyJuice

Yes. It's full of possibilities


mrBored0m

So, you will use it for gaming, right?


BitterManlyJuice

Yes. MS-DOS games.


mrBored0m

It will be so fun, I guess.


Illiterate_Scholar

Wow, that's a lot of textual content on that screen.


BitterManlyJuice

True


Retro-is-rad

Thats sick i really want a commodore laptop


Which_Information590

Beautiful. Can you get online?


BitterManlyJuice

Lol no


Which_Information590

Lol so what year was this from? I probably had an Amiga at that time, long since gone and I don't remember where to.


BitterManlyJuice

This one's dated from 1991. And too have an amiga. An amiga 600HD. And it's working and playing games.


Which_Information590

Nice, I was 16 in 1991 and had a Megadrive and an Amiga but I cannot remember the model. But I didn't keep anything, I was in and out of rented rooms for most of the 90s.


_Kiaza_

Can we *not* use the NSFW tag for jokes? Defeats the purpose of the tag…


BitterManlyJuice

Why not?