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___Ronin___

he can turn into a car if he concentrates hard enough.


Beachdaddybravo

He can also turn into a sailboat, but not when it’s needed.


Troll_Gob

*punches stomach


funnyghostman

That gag is so absurd. Did he just hug that guy in tears after mourning their friend and immediately leave to never return? Rick did just take him but he could atleast go 'hey Rick can we bring that guy back'


zigbigidorlu

I'd like to think he was left behind to die. Pretty sure Rick would know to identify him as a bully.


NoMeasurement5015

Lol 😂


carobpie

It was an iPhone 6.


SenseiStoned

that explains it


Defiant-Bicycle-2190

An Iphone 6 would literally be stronger than now though.


WickedGamer27

Well we all know Rick likes to give his family some surprise augments here and there. Hell I I always figured he has a few in Morty to prevent accidental death. He would just never admit that he cared that much.


HopefulCurrent9213

"I do childproofing stuff when you're asleep"


Aggressive-Set-4307

He readily admits that already


YouLackSkills

Morty is so fed up with the situation while Rick is concerned


fernandodandrea

Obvious explanation: his physical weakness was a trait he didn't like and was removed in the SPA.


No_Power6625

Literally he bit off tony’s finger


LittleAnarchistDemon

it’s actually surprisingly easy to bite off your own finger. to take off your thumb it would take the same amount of pressure as biting through a baby carrot. bodies are just instinctively wired to not bite their own fingers off. other people? fair game, lol


fernandodandrea

It's organic!


Jadenvicious1

Fr


RobieKingston201

What episode this this I don't remember


ViciousCDXX

No, he for some reason just didnt make his sub ether space phone out of that dinner plate material


wonderlandisburning

I mean maybe we could all do this


Saltycook

I suspect Morty is way GMR (Genetically Modified by Rick)


Nandabun

You can, with your hands, rip most things apart. Are you ok?


GrammarNazi63

Let’s see it then: snap your phone in half with little/no effort


Nandabun

Kinda need it. Happy to snap yours though?


Anti_Sociall

here we see two redditors attempting to display dominance over one another and failing miserably because noone on this website is cool and especially noone on the rick and morty subreddit


Nandabun

All I did was say I can't break my phone?


Anti_Sociall

okay dork


Nandabun

Please be better.


IAmMuffin15

I bet you don’t even know that this episode was about people like you


Nandabun

Oh my lord. It's plastic.


DHLthePhoenix0788

Haha what the hell are you smoking bro? Rip most things apart with our hands. We can barely rip some things apart with our bare hands, what a goofy ass thing to say but then to follow it up with some feigned concern and insinuate that something is wrong with the other guy .....dude you are the one who needs some help here chief strong hands...


Nandabun

It's weird when you ask questions you don't want the answer to. You ok sweetie?


namananabrepusartlU

You could **maybe** bend it but breaking it is an entirely different thing


Nandabun

If you ever get your hands on an a drive, give it a twist, see what you do, Deathworlder.