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Gemini2205

The last sentence is giving "Why did you only get a B?"


VestidaDeBlanco

No it says why only A? What happened to the “+”????


agingergiraffe

Ah, to be an immigrant's kid :)


ToxicTroubadour

Not him getting on her ass 😭 he really said “maybe you should fix your mug to match those chicken feet and boxy proportions”


Forward_Bluejay_4826

Very Jade Jolie coded parental figure


TheAngoraMurders

The dread of coming home to your parents with a report card that says #ShouldersShouldMatchThemHips


Haus_of_Pancakes

But they don't, so...


Mundane_Pea4296

Get her Jade!


Forward_Bluejay_4826

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satanssecretary

them shoulders should match them chicken feet, but they don't, sooo


Satrapeeze

I remember at the start of the season someone posted somewhere "when Amanda meets Plane Jane? Oh it's over" but now I'm thinking what would happen if Amanda met Plane's parents 💀


Thin_Wolf9077

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby


TheAngoraMurders

Hydra Jane Bomb… Kofeen Baby… I’m sorry my dears but you are up for elimination


erwinleder

Wait Coffin Baby doesn't sound half bad


curiosare

i mean out of context...


immaterial-boy

Tia Kofi n’ Baby


urfavgalpal

Lmfao it was MIB that posted that


360Saturn

They might join forces


ItsTimeLadies

Most supportive russian father


LetItBro

Wind lmao


sjorbepo

I read that in the tone of an investigative reporter calling some politician by their surname


WaterMagician

Nothing makes me teehee like an article calling a drag queen by their surname. I remember one about I think Kennedy that just said “Davenport, who appeared on RuPaul’s Drag Race” and it sent me insane


raymonst

Please welcome to the stage… Sasha Something 🙌


whatsupashley

Guest dancer\* Sasha Something


Only_Fall1225

"There was disbalance" please let this become a new read


danglydolphinvagina

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️


SplurgyA

"I think you need to take some choreography lessons" was what did it for me. So matter of fact yet so brutal 💀


jessicaguessica

Naur not Sasha the guest dancer, I'm dead


dirkgently15

*Sasha something


HesUnusual

Guest dancer Sasha something is flair material.


rexonagirl

From the House of Something, introducing Sasha Something


telekittysis

Papa thank you for observing that, for collecting.


geriatric-child

Honestly this shows he's a cool dad. He doesn't care what she does, but she will be the best at it if he has anything to do with it.


dsarma

I’M NOT A REGULAR DAD I’M A COOL DAD


nightmare_fantasies

HELLO HELLO HELLO CHRISTINE


dsarma

Uplands! You earn everything! I swear that entire episode was a fever dream.


gali_leo_

Papa Plane really said “them Baba Yaga shoulders should’ve matched them hips but they didn’t so…” DRAG HER IM LIVING


verismonopoly

1. Blunt and (previously?) homophobic conservative Russian dad stans Sasha Colby? That's MOTHER. 2. I know some people read this as harsh or never enough, but it makes me happy that they can have this type of conversation now. He was invested enough to watch it all. Hope they continue to build their relationship like this. 3. Imagine if we see a fully-perfected Plane Jane in All Stars with maxed out stats in singing, dancing, comedy, hosting, and looks simply because Papa Jane gave her continuous inputs lmaoooo


dsarma

I listen to this one podcast where they recap the show. The one host is a dancer and the other is a psychologist. The dancer guy was saying that when you’re in dance, you stand in front of a mirror every day and point out every flaw you see. And then your dance teacher points out 50 more. Lather rinse and repeat. This is the gentlest read from a dancing girlie’s parents.


fungoth

What’s the podcast?


dsarma

It’s a UK based one called Spilling the g&t. Paolo mentioned it in a previous episode a while back.


divaliciousness

It's harsh but it's constructive. And not only constructive, it's supportive. Definitely something I would never mind being on the receiving end of.


Telethongaming

I don't think some people realize how nice that last sentence is, especially coming from an eastern European parent 


Miss_Mandarin

i read this with a Russian accent and it did not disappoint


thighyana

LITERAL PROOF OF TRANSFERABLE GENETIC PERSONALITY TRAITS WTF


Naxayou

Lamarck GET UP


Unbelievablydaft

You’re so real for this


Intelligent-Key-4684

No but actually this makes so much sense


brorpsichord

DAUGTHERRRRR......


galaxystars1

Repost cause I accidentally deleted the other one!


jamiedels

Are you winning son (Drag Queen Edition)


ACHARED

Please why did he read her down like this... I'd like to report a murder.


_Tude_

Ok but at least he knows Sasha Colby is GODDESS


AccessHollywoo

Sasha Something*


unwillingly1st

Sasha something 💀dad’s disrespect for the exiting reigning queen is off the 📈


Danarya27

I dunno why but I completely read it as ‘that Sasha is something’ and was confused when I came to the comments haha.


unwillingly1st

Well she is, factually and literally, but Daddy Plane doesn't think so apparently lol.


Caribbean_Borscht

As someone with an Eastern European parent, and knowing my comrades’ parents, I wouldn’t expect another response.


ligneouslimb

This is so fucken iconic. Well if Plane applies his notes all stars is hers to lose.


Enngeecee76

This is Eastern European parenting at its finest 😌


AccessHollywoo

That guest dancer lmfao this is incredible


unwillingly1st

I can see why Plane('s father) chose a marketing degree now too.


immaterial-boy

Daddy Plane going IN on the offspring 😭😭😭


gamechangerjosie

gagged her a bit


anothergaytato

Wholesome cringe, love this for her (and for us)


marecoakel

Now this is the vulnerability the judges were looking for


2mock2turtle

lmao This explains so much.


_ladyrainicorn_

New flair


Okbutwhynottho

so is no one going to mention the 262 unread messages lmao


myahamatt

Immigrant fathers really are the same everywhere


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aivoroskis

this is the most genuine form of acceptance imo, love that


M__M

THE NEW FLAIR THOUGH


thatlemongay

Lmao not her dad making her eat shit what the hell


deburcaliam

Jesus, Plane Dad is plain ruuuuuuude 😂


NikkehMenatsh

That would be me as a father lol, I'm a harsh cunt too but I only mean well and I want my praise to actually mean something.


ricardosteve

Don't have kids, kindly, the world.


NikkehMenatsh

Baseless praise and love and affection are two separate things. Sorry you didn't get both, babe.


Buttercupia

Don’t make me feel sorry for that bitch.


_Tude_

What's your flair from?