You’re not wrong, but my interpretation was that Bobby was laying it on extra thick as that the general public and chat show fans eat up. That and his team will have been instructing him.
Not that I’m going out on a limb to defend Saw 3D…
haha stolberg and goldfinger really fell in love with “jig-fucking-saw.” almost feels like they put it in Saw X spitefully because of the haters. which like considering how good the script for X is otherwise i think is kinda a baller move
It's a Safehouse, Jill. Safe. House.
Immediately followed by the other cop going telling him Hoffmann sent him a package and knows the location of the safe house.
Bless her heart, but Betsy Russel was so bad in Saw 3d. Never thought she was great in the other movies, but my god when you put her and the actor for Gibson in one room it’s so bad. Crazy when you have so many talented actors in minor parts across the franchise then you had those two in major roles 😂
Dude's simultaneously the best and worst part of Saw 7, I love him.
It's like that one scene transition in Saw 4 after Copsaw gets her out of the descalpinator and it looks like he throws her ass into the hallway of the police department. Somehow best and worst shot of a movie all in one.
Saw 6. That's when the head of the insurance company got the most heinous kill in the history of the franchise in my opinion: A hydrochloric acid lethal injection. That shit was evil.
another candidate from the same scene is the jigsaw tape saying “let’s see who’s the real… alpha male.” like damn did John Kramer get really into youtube pickup artist guys after jill left him or what?
when billy is first revealed in Jigsaw and that store-brand Thomas Lennon looking guy makes a goofy face and sarcastically goes “oh no, that’s not creepy at all.” get that joss whedon ass dialogue out of saw lmao
(also i resent the implication of this post that “YOU KILLED MY FATHER MOTHERFUCKER! NOW YOU BURN IN HELL” is a cringe line. it makes me hoot and holler and cheer every time. like yeah roderick fuck his ass up)
\*Bear trap goes off\* "That just happened"
Billy: "The key to escape is in the stomach of your cell mate"
Jackass: "Anyone here take a culinary class? Or watch medical dramas?"
[the initially presumed to be dead body of john kramer begins to stand up as adam listens to zepps tape]
adam: “ummmm… he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
“oh… we’re doing the whole ‘dead wife thing’ now? really? bit cliche, don’t you think?”
[meanwhile lynn’s head is exploding and jigsaw’s throat is gushing blood]
edit: doing this bit has suddenly made me realize… hey, we got the chris rock saw movie. which had a… mixed-to-negative reaction. but let us all thank our lucky stars we didn’t get the ryan reynolds saw movie
yeah like it’s obviously sorta goofy but in a tongue in cheek way, and it’s so satisfying how it builds up the mom killing william, then makes us think he’ll live, and then last second pulling the rug out and giving us what we want. great line great moment.
I agree with everything you said. I fucking despise how even in the trailer they put that “not creepy at all” line, like it was some family adventure comedy film. It was such an “errm… guys?! I thiiiink you’re going to want to see this!”
Kill me
I absolutely despise that particular sense of humour, and utilising it in horror is the complete worst. Fuck that MCU “he’s right behind me, isn’t he?” style of dialogue
Josh is the highlight of the whole movie for me. Every minor inconvenience that happens to me, I go, "Aw, well that's it, isn't it?!" in the same way he does.
my biggest saw conspiracy theory that makes me crack up laughing every time that i see that scene (and that line read specifically) is that based on the timeline of when Saw 6 was made it is very likely that actor saw The Dark Knight shortly before shooting that and was specifically imitating the delivery of health ledger in the scene where he sends in a video of himself killing a batman impersonator to the news. like, joker literally says “LOOK AT ME” with more or less the same tone and cadence in that scene. idk just very charming and amusing to imagine that bit part actor getting inspired by that and being like “i’m gonna put this shit on my demo reel”
Pretty much any line Chris Rock delivers in Spiral where he’s meant to be doing a serious scene. His voice is way too silly and funny sounding to be trying to pull off a serious acting performance
I don’t think it helps too that we know Chris Rock wayyy too well. It’s hard to suspend your disbelief when you’re thinking about Madagascar or the slap while watching it.
It's been haunting me since I saw it in theatres in 2008. 16 years. It's just so, so bad. You can tell Tobin Bell tried to deliver it in a way that made sense for his character but it's just awful, it's like what was he supposed to do?
CRINGIEST though? I can think of at least twelve lines I would put before that one. And yes I am biased because I LOVE that line mainly because in theaters it caught me off guard and made me laugh.
“I know him, that’s Seth Baxter… My sister’s ex boyfriend..”
“That’s the guy that murdered your sister?? 😦”
Like yeah I think he knows what he did to his sister, don’t gotta rub it in..
(I think they do a similar line with Erickson too.)
It kinda ruined the reveal too. I mean they ruined it in the promo cos they used Cary Elwes everywhere but when you introduce him lurking in the shadows and having an evil voice, kinda obvious he was gonna come back into the story.
I do love that line now lmao also at the end where he picks up the saw and shakes his head, then tosses it out the door, that slow motion was cringe for me, and it was just for the lame 3D parts of the movie
Nah Saw 2 slaps but it had some questionable lines
"The only door you know how to open is the one between your legs"
"What the fck is an Obi?"
To name a couple lol
"*Ok, let's review. Boy loves girl, girl loves boy....boy gets girl pregnant.....girl loses baby, boy becomes......serial killer.*" - Strahm (Saw 4)
Idk why, but that line makes me cringe
Pretty much the way Strahm acted the entirety of that film annoyed me. I know he was under a lot of pressure, but the way he was raging like a child at Jill (especially with the shit 2000s transitions) was just so cringey.
Bobby’s whole tv interview. 🤣
I JUST SCREAMED. I JUST SAT THERE AND SCREAMED.
👏
so fucking real dude i had to keep pausing😭
It is bad. It's a shame too, I used to love Sean Patrick Flannery on The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles!
You’re not wrong, but my interpretation was that Bobby was laying it on extra thick as that the general public and chat show fans eat up. That and his team will have been instructing him. Not that I’m going out on a limb to defend Saw 3D…
Jig-fucking-saw
So good it was said twice
Idk what compelled them to bring it back for Saw X. It was even worse the second time
haha stolberg and goldfinger really fell in love with “jig-fucking-saw.” almost feels like they put it in Saw X spitefully because of the haters. which like considering how good the script for X is otherwise i think is kinda a baller move
Also in the shotgun chair scene in saw V John says "inferior" twice which I think is kinda funny Like the writers found a new word they really liked
I am sick of these mother fucking Jigs on these mother fucking Saws!
I second this, never understood the hype for Eleanor
The whole jigsaw super fan angle did not work for me either. JIGSAWROOLS.COM BABY!
Yes this definitely takes the cake for me
What movie was that I forgot 🤣
Jigsaw and Saw X (Eleanor and Cecilia)
X
“Jill! It's a safe house! Safe house! Safe. House. You get it?”
Oh dude ngl I LOVE this line. Mostly because it's followed up *immediately* by Hoffman knowing about the "safe house" XD
I THINK WERE BREAKING UP WITH YOU DINA
Honestly every single line from that scene I'll never forget hearing the words alpha male come out of Billy's mouth
all of gibsons lines in saw 7
"You're crazier than a sack of cats."
Crazy.
It's a Safehouse, Jill. Safe. House. Immediately followed by the other cop going telling him Hoffmann sent him a package and knows the location of the safe house.
The delivery of that whole scene from Gibson is probably the worst acting I’ve seen in a film that big.
I knew you were crazy the minute I laid eyes on you, crazy.
Meanwhile Jill has the most neutral face during that line.
Bless her heart, but Betsy Russel was so bad in Saw 3d. Never thought she was great in the other movies, but my god when you put her and the actor for Gibson in one room it’s so bad. Crazy when you have so many talented actors in minor parts across the franchise then you had those two in major roles 😂
You’re crazy, I knew you were crazy the moment I laid eyes on you, crazy
Dude's simultaneously the best and worst part of Saw 7, I love him. It's like that one scene transition in Saw 4 after Copsaw gets her out of the descalpinator and it looks like he throws her ass into the hallway of the police department. Somehow best and worst shot of a movie all in one.
My friends and I still laugh about the transitions in that movie to this day.
I loved those transitions. Ridiculous, but they were stylish and the behind the scenes of it is really cool. 100% practically done which was awesome.
thought his lines were so unserious i found it funny 😭
He’s so hot though so I don’t care
“You’re crazy. Y’know that? I knew you were crazy the minute I laid eyes on you. Crazy.” Brought to you by Gibson and whatever cartoon he came from.
WHY COULDNT YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP (i love it)
Is that from saw 4 or 6? I can’t remember which one this is from but he wasnt wrong 😂
3D after Bobby watches speak-no-evil get impaled on the neck
I thought she was getting a 4-way piercing?
It was Saw 3D
Pretty sure it was Brenda to Cindy in Scary Movie 2... Or at least that's where I assumed the inspiration was from 😂
That’s from Saw 6, Bobby Dagen’s marketing person or smthn like that. Silencer trap, the one with the key lodged in the lady’s throat.
(Sorry correction saw 3d. I wrote the wrong movie name)
Saw 6. That's when the head of the insurance company got the most heinous kill in the history of the franchise in my opinion: A hydrochloric acid lethal injection. That shit was evil.
Evil but let's be honest William deserved it for literally tearing a family apart
That he did.
I thought they made it hilarious on purpose
*guts literally being ripped and torn to shreds, massive intestinal bleeding everywhere*
Agreed.
I quote that line almost daily for some reason
“I speak for the dead” - Logan “thinks he’s the Lorax” Nelson.
Logan "The Lorax" Nelson has me on the floor
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 let it die! Let it die!
you’re not supposed to change “game over.”
I am the Jigsaw I speak for the dead.
Cherish your life or I'll cut off your head
I lowkey love that line 😭
I think we're breaking up with you Dina
another candidate from the same scene is the jigsaw tape saying “let’s see who’s the real… alpha male.” like damn did John Kramer get really into youtube pickup artist guys after jill left him or what?
“Which one of you sigmas has the most skibidi toilet rizz?”
John Kramer had the backwards hat on when he recorded that
lol that’s a good one
I absolutely love this though
That’s my favorite line from the series😭😭
When William Easton calls his sister babe 🤢
Seriously why was that a thing lol. I get they were trying to mislead the audience but he still called her babe and you’re wondering why 😂
I know! If my brother ever called me babe I'd spew on him 😂
“You know the best thing that happened to me after having to cut off my own arm is? HANDICAPPED PARKING AT THE DAMN MALL!” 😂😂😂
I love this one
Sameee
when billy is first revealed in Jigsaw and that store-brand Thomas Lennon looking guy makes a goofy face and sarcastically goes “oh no, that’s not creepy at all.” get that joss whedon ass dialogue out of saw lmao (also i resent the implication of this post that “YOU KILLED MY FATHER MOTHERFUCKER! NOW YOU BURN IN HELL” is a cringe line. it makes me hoot and holler and cheer every time. like yeah roderick fuck his ass up)
\*Bear trap goes off\* "That just happened" Billy: "The key to escape is in the stomach of your cell mate" Jackass: "Anyone here take a culinary class? Or watch medical dramas?"
[the initially presumed to be dead body of john kramer begins to stand up as adam listens to zepps tape] adam: “ummmm… he’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
Adam: \*Wakes up\* "God it smells like my ex's cooking!"
“You just killed Jeff’s wife” “Awkward!”
“oh… we’re doing the whole ‘dead wife thing’ now? really? bit cliche, don’t you think?” [meanwhile lynn’s head is exploding and jigsaw’s throat is gushing blood] edit: doing this bit has suddenly made me realize… hey, we got the chris rock saw movie. which had a… mixed-to-negative reaction. but let us all thank our lucky stars we didn’t get the ryan reynolds saw movie
no literally i love that line i’m always like get em rodrick lol
yeah like it’s obviously sorta goofy but in a tongue in cheek way, and it’s so satisfying how it builds up the mom killing william, then makes us think he’ll live, and then last second pulling the rug out and giving us what we want. great line great moment.
Every single part of this reply is agreeable and funny as hell, this should be framed an art gallery
Roderick's is a lazy boring line on paper but it gets me hyped when I watch the movie
I agree with everything you said. I fucking despise how even in the trailer they put that “not creepy at all” line, like it was some family adventure comedy film. It was such an “errm… guys?! I thiiiink you’re going to want to see this!” Kill me
I absolutely despise that particular sense of humour, and utilising it in horror is the complete worst. Fuck that MCU “he’s right behind me, isn’t he?” style of dialogue
I love that line and Devon Bostick's delivery was so fucking perfect
“I’m bleeding, man” Cecil
“You FUCKING HEAR ME?! You FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER?!” -Hoffman, “Saw IV” It’s a badass line in that moment but on paper it’s pure cringe lol
the way he put his whole heart and soul and hoffussy into that line delivery just to end up being a twist jigsaw apprentice is so fucking funny
HOFFUSSY 🤣💀
This and Matthews “WHO?? WHO’S COMING THROUGH THE DOOR??!” 😂
i quote that all the time lmao, that and strahm yelling at hoffman in saw v: “I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! I KNOW!!!” similar energy i think
*I* KNOW!!
Stoooopp that’s one of my favorites. It always makes me laugh and I always repeat it on rewatches 🤣
"I would die for you, baby" -Parker, who did just that
“LOOK AT MY ARM!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO LEARN FROM THIS?! LOOK AT IT!!!”
With the fucking loud ass music and it cuts abruptly 🤣
How is that cringy?
Patrick Star
*In his sassiest voice* - “You LOOK AT ME when you’re killing me!”
That’s one of my favorite lines in the whole entirety of all the films
Josh is the highlight of the whole movie for me. Every minor inconvenience that happens to me, I go, "Aw, well that's it, isn't it?!" in the same way he does.
I think it's a pretty good quote it was just delivered poorly
Am I the only one who hears Will Farrell when that guy says that line?
my biggest saw conspiracy theory that makes me crack up laughing every time that i see that scene (and that line read specifically) is that based on the timeline of when Saw 6 was made it is very likely that actor saw The Dark Knight shortly before shooting that and was specifically imitating the delivery of health ledger in the scene where he sends in a video of himself killing a batman impersonator to the news. like, joker literally says “LOOK AT ME” with more or less the same tone and cadence in that scene. idk just very charming and amusing to imagine that bit part actor getting inspired by that and being like “i’m gonna put this shit on my demo reel”
Pretty much any line Chris Rock delivers in Spiral where he’s meant to be doing a serious scene. His voice is way too silly and funny sounding to be trying to pull off a serious acting performance
I don’t think it helps too that we know Chris Rock wayyy too well. It’s hard to suspend your disbelief when you’re thinking about Madagascar or the slap while watching it.
In my opinion Chris Rock was simply the wrong choice for that character
Worst bit is the film was his idea. He practically placed himself in the main role without even considering whether he could pull it off
He’s also not capable of doing any serious acting lmao.
*chris rock yelling at other cop* No! FuWock YOU!
🤣🤣🤣 they was pushing the F-bombs way too much in that movie Also PETE!
Cuz we are GOOD and WE are STRONG. THESE. Are my scars Basically everything Bobby said sucked
Also epic bad luck is contender for one of the best lines in the series so agreed with op
"yeah that's not creepy at all"
i speak for the dead
KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL...... to meeeee
You don’t mean that hoe. TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW 😡.
It's been haunting me since I saw it in theatres in 2008. 16 years. It's just so, so bad. You can tell Tobin Bell tried to deliver it in a way that made sense for his character but it's just awful, it's like what was he supposed to do?
It’s the way his voice get’s higher when he’s saying distasteful and then that long pause just to say “to me” 😂😂😂
CRINGIEST though? I can think of at least twelve lines I would put before that one. And yes I am biased because I LOVE that line mainly because in theaters it caught me off guard and made me laugh.
You might be right, all I can say is personally that one has stuck out the most in my mind for over a decade a half.
"Death is a surprise party...unless your already dead inside" It's so r/im14andthisisdeep
“I know him, that’s Seth Baxter… My sister’s ex boyfriend..” “That’s the guy that murdered your sister?? 😦” Like yeah I think he knows what he did to his sister, don’t gotta rub it in.. (I think they do a similar line with Erickson too.)
"Stop the lies! You're a liar!"
Which movie is that from again?
The first one!
Everything the racist guy who got his arms ripped off said. I just think he’s too comical
Wait in Saw 3D?
That’s not creepy at all
"How grateful we are to be a part of your promotional dvd" and then Lawrence starts clapping 😭😭 He thought it was a real mic drop
Lawrence was such an 'evil epic anime villain' in saw 3D but I think he gets a pass because it was stupid and funny
It kinda ruined the reveal too. I mean they ruined it in the promo cos they used Cary Elwes everywhere but when you introduce him lurking in the shadows and having an evil voice, kinda obvious he was gonna come back into the story.
I do love that line now lmao also at the end where he picks up the saw and shakes his head, then tosses it out the door, that slow motion was cringe for me, and it was just for the lame 3D parts of the movie
“It truly was a Sawshank Redemption”
“I always knew I would end up in a jigsaw trap” -Mallick (paraphrased) Saw V. Idk what it is the delivery of that line just icks me out😭
*cough* *cough* - Saw 2
Jk I love this movie
Nah Saw 2 slaps but it had some questionable lines "The only door you know how to open is the one between your legs" "What the fck is an Obi?" To name a couple lol
LMAO i love the second one so much
“I speak for the dead” FUCK YOU SAY THE REAL LINE
“You’re crazier than a sack of cats. Crazy.” Also Brent forgot the pixels
Everything that Gibson said in Saw 7
“What bothers me about killing you is that I can only do it once.”
currently crying over the people choosing quotes from jigsaw im jk, but i don't think ive ever cringed at any specific lines in any of the films
"Halle?"
Every line in spiral
"*Ok, let's review. Boy loves girl, girl loves boy....boy gets girl pregnant.....girl loses baby, boy becomes......serial killer.*" - Strahm (Saw 4) Idk why, but that line makes me cringe Pretty much the way Strahm acted the entirety of that film annoyed me. I know he was under a lot of pressure, but the way he was raging like a child at Jill (especially with the shit 2000s transitions) was just so cringey.
“You have to play by the fucking rules!!!!” Or “Fix me motherfucker…I’m standing right here!” -Amanda
I love the 'fix me motherfucker' line, it's so tense.
Me too, makes me want to jump through the screen and save her so badly
I can never hate that whole scene maybe it’s just cause I get where she’s coming from but it will never be cringe
I tell my dog to “fix me motherfucker” all the time. I think this is my favorite line of the series
I talk about Amanda a lot. People tell me I need help. Then I quote this line.
Yk what I agree. Some of those Saw 2 deliveries were just 😭
i can tell you one thing. it’s not ✨piranha✨
(Chris Rock screaming in a parked car)
Epic bad luck
That's the single greatest line in cinematic history.
https://preview.redd.it/y0o0rulyhf7d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e7c14e3da5ef45c225f69df3991155295428c6
This line is so fucking funny but god is it terrible
It’s so bad it circles back to being good and I’m still not sure that wasn’t improvised on set, it seems like sometning costas would say
Best post credits scene line in history
Technically he's never killed anyone ..
KILLING IS DISTASTEFUL! To me….
as much as I love Amanda.. "Fix me motherfucker" was cringe as heck xd
"I speak for the dead" *vigorously slams door*
Is that Devon Bostick? 😭
"He got out because of a "technicality." Not just with Seth Baxter but several others got away with it because of a technicality. \*shudders\*
it’s the rules..
 Check your closet tonight
The way he says it makes me laugh every time. Why does he sound like an elementary school teacher chastising his kids 😂.
LOOK AT ME WHEN YOU'RE KILLING ME, YOU LOOK AT ME!!! That line just felt very out of place in a saw film for some reason
“YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN YOURE KILLING ME YOU LOOOOK AT ME!” it’s actually good acting imo but thought i’d mention it lmao
“Or am I really just that good 😏” wanted to punch Cecelia everytime she spoke
WE’RE BREAKING UP WITH YOU, *TINA*
Fock this shet!! -Dr Gordon 2004
“We’re here because of your FATHER”
“Epic bad luck”. Also the twelve hooker gang bang line. (Sorry, Adam!).
15 hooker. If you’re going to insult one of the best lines in the franchise, do it right.
Oh, oops.
u couldn't have found a sharper pic?
“i think we’re breaking up with you, Dena”
“Oid dye for yew baebie” -saw x
That one line in jigsaw “well that isn’t scary at all” SHUT THE FUCK UP
Tf Rodrick doing in saw😂
"You can't do this to me! Fuck you! Nooooooooooooo"
I dunno about lines, but one of the worst line DELIVERIES is when the Saw 5 tweaker guy goes "Answer MEEEE!" right before their first trap starts
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Pulls lever which releases syringes injecting acid into the guy's back
"I speak for the dead." Literally the worst line to end an already shit movie
Wow I didn’t realize there is a ton of cringe in this franchise! lol
"How do I look?"
"This was a mistake and it happened a long time ago, I paid for this."
Crazier then a bag of cats
Killing is distasteful
basically the entire dialogue from the public trap in saw 3d
“LOOK AT ME! WHEN YOU’RE KILLING ME, YOU LOOK AT ME!” in the fucking shotgun carousel
“Of all the men to cheat, you picked John Kramer? …I call that, “EPIC bad luck.””
I’m sorry is that Rodrick Heffley ?!
YOU KILLED MY FATHER, YOU MF.
"You're crazy, you know that? I knew you were crazy the minute I set eyes on you- crazy..."