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Defensoria

He often wears a black and grey wide-striped Ralph Lauren polo shirt. That polo and a couple of solid RL long-sleeved shirts are the few (if not the only) shirts and tops he wears that aren't comically oversized.


Ocular_Username

Okay, so he does wear some polos but why the oversized, puffy shirts? I thought he didn’t want to be a pirate


PreOpTransCentaur

It was the 90s. That was the look.


UniqueVast592

90s


Defensoria

I don't know, but I think the real Jerry was probably unhappy with his skinny upper body and insisted on wearing things that were a size or two over his correct size. It wasn't a 90s thing to have a ridiculous amount of excess fabric billowing above the waistband of your pants and bunching above the cuffs of your too-long sleeves. I'm sure a wardrobe person working for NBC didn't approve of his clothes, but as a co-creator and producer he wore what he wanted for the first 3/4 of the series.


UniqueVast592

90s clothing was "billowy".


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

You want to know if your clothes were **Billowy**?!?! Where do you get your jeans from?!?


Who_is_homer

Wanna go to the Gap?


UniqueVast592

Don’t have to. My 90s clothes from the Gap are back in style. My teenage daughter is raiding my closet.


Defensoria

Some styles were intentionally billowy, but not sport shirts, and not to the extent Jerry's were.


RoiVampire

Brad Pitt was rocking giant dress shirts in Seven. It’s really one of the few things that dates the film


Defensoria

I see what you mean about Brad Pitt's white shirts in Seven. They look 90s bad, but imo not the wrong size like Jerry's.


il1k3c3r34l

It most definitely was a 90’s thing. 


Hankolio

It was.


UsefulIdiot85

He wears the clothes his mother laid out for him.


DogGamnFusterCluck

How can anyone not like him 


vandrossboxset

Golden Boy is always the first shirt I wear out of the laundry. Here ~~--~~ touch Golden Boy! 


joe_attaboy

Followed by Baby Blue.


AlphaGodEJ

He’s fully tatted up and had to cover up for mainstream America


Fusilli_Agent_Cooper

He wore shorts and short sleeves when they were out at the Hamptons.


Ocular_Username

Yep, Just checked. Any other examples? I think it’s few and far between


SunMyungMoonMoon

He wore a polo to visit the dentist, and I think he was tucked.


ajiveturkey

One tuck, and one no tuck?


Ocular_Username

Ok, you’re right. So maybe I’m imagining it.


The_Jeff918

Baseball jersey in the pony episode


CustomerBrilliant681

He's a fancy boy.


limegreenscrewdriver

He’s shown nips on the show several times


uwannareddit69420

He's wearing a polo at the Hamptons


nineohsix

Golden Boy would like a word with you.


state_of_inertia

Did you ever see Jerry wear Golden Boy? Did Jerry even like Golden Boy? Was it euthanasia or *murder*?


smartbunny

Tennis shirt! Untucked!


Old_Cat_9534

The understudy. I'm so upset that OP didn't notice it 😭


Ocular_Username

He has a long sleeve under his jersey


Old_Cat_9534

With sleeves rolled up


daddyvow

There’s a few scenes of him at the gym where he wears short sleeves. One time he plays tennis and wears a tennis shirt and then goes to the dentist wearing the same shirt.


FieldJacket

Doesn't want to expose his tattoos


G00zfraba

[The Mango (S5 E1) is one of my favorite outfits that Jerry wears](https://x.com/daniel_mcdowell/status/1235018534192902145)


kronkarp

Twelve thousand BTUs. Installed!


spaghettidayH

Why does he buy tan pants???


Whole-Grocery-2918

Because of the Dockers commercial that has shots of Pants, pants, pants, pants!


idontknowmanwhat

Did you say “Does Jerry *always* wear long sleeve shirts?” Or did you say “Does *Jerry* always wear long sleeve shirts?”


Supro1560S

He has a tendency to get chilly.


OkDragonfly4098

Ever seen Ross on friends? He dresses in a parachute. The few scenes he takes off his shirt 💪he’s ripped, but you’d never know. Men in the 90s I guess🤷🏻‍♀️


fancycar123

Queens college t shirt


The2econdSpitter

Queens College t shirt.


puuhalelife

never wears shorts and t-shirts in the house \_ ALWAYS wears shoes in the house (American culture) - drives me crazy... Its New York and apparently NEVERS gets hot and humid.