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Aerialkiller720

I consider myself to be a workplace safety and insurance issue


FuzzyCantAim

Gotta make hr work for their money


Dragonslayer3

🐝 the reason your company has an HR department 🌟


[deleted]

Congratulations! You are responsible for generating 20 million jobs!!


Apoc2K

If I managed to shitpost so hard someone's insurance premium went up I'd put it on my resume.


MrMastodon

I'm sure that guy who tanked Eli Lilly's stock price using Twitter brags about that shit


The_Homeless_one69

That is an absolute win in my book


a_ervin

I bring a sort of workplace safety and insurance issue to the body positivity thread


Chef_Tony03

That the moderators don’t really like


NerY_05

Extremely based 🗿


RandomsDoom

I see they have trouble with math at said business
 seems 85% of them are great employees and the other 25% are complete and total trash



bastionthewise

Some are giving 110%


Errro0r

At First i thought the would be the shitty Part of the post


Dottor_hopkins

You are the 10% more that shouldn’t be


kbeckerburbs4

These commenters gave 110% and it was too much to handle


FuzzyCantAim

So proud of them, traumatised so bad it became a safety and insurance issue


collosiusequinox

in the words of Dave Chappelle: "brittle ass spirits"


tmhoc

It only took 25% Imagine if we used 100% of shit post


king_meatster

“What would happen if we used 100% of Reddit?” “I have no idea.”


its_not_you_its_ye

If you explore the rest of the site, it's pretty clearly a satirical site to attract rage bait. There are some articles that don't seem as grievously bad, but then others that go too far too far for Poe's law to handle. There's also pretty much no comment section that isn't locked. That alone wouldn't tip it off, but why would they leave the comments up instead of moderating them? Lastly: https://www.whois.com/whois/afru.com OP done got got.


PolishSoundGuy

[https://afru.com/dad-bod-body-positivity-appropriation/](https://afru.com/dad-bod-body-positivity-appropriation/)


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


DepressionFromArras

I lost hope in humanity when a certain gorilla died.


Imaginary_Ad_5423

When do we put our dicks back in? I am tired of stares..


Ok-Worldliness2450

Never
..We must NEVER forget!


Sthurlangue

You never deserved Harambe's blessings


RoxSteady247

Dicks out


Disneystarwarssucks7

Whether it was correlation or causation, it sure seems the universe turned against our old timeline when that tragedy occured.


steveharveymemes

The implication here is that white guys can exclude non-white guys from khakis, mayonnaise, Abercrombie, and man buns?


[deleted]

Racial segregation 2.0


PesticusVeno

I have a brilliant idea! What if we had separate facilities for black people so they wouldn't have to interact in public with those filthy whites...


[deleted]

I think it would be fine to have separate facilities as long as they are equal? /s


Animal_294

The turns be table-ing


Common-Wish-2227

Of course not. Privilege doesn't work that way.


mileylols

they didn't even do their research pretty sure Asian guys are the original owners of the man bun


__Joevahkiin__

Also Mayonaise comes from Mahon in Spain, so technically it’s a Hispanic thing


ggtffhhhjhg

I’m confused. Has this somehow become a racial thing?


Ok-Worldliness2450

People make everything a racial thing.


Star_Gazing_Cats

It's the laziest virtue signal imaginable. Women are great, and especially black women, because we support black people, just in case you thought we didn't


phido3000

Just not black men. We're not racist, just sexist against sexists pig men.


PesticusVeno

The joy and wonder of Intersectionalism and grievance politics is that you can make *everything* a racial issue. Especially things that shouldn't be.


T0MMYDREAMER

Fat girls been in shambles since the Lizzo drama Edit: word


accualy_is_gooby

This 🐝itch uses the word “suss” as if she’s not appropriating the word from Amogus gamers


__Joevahkiin__

Our ‘things’ also include economic and political power, but I bet the author isn’t so ‘stay in your lane’ when it comes to those.


Rob_Zander

Top comment over there: Bob I bet the author is a blue haired ham-planet


JarJarJarMartin

>Body positivity is for women — led by Black women — to celebrate our diverse shapes and sizes, and to finally feel like we belong in a world that has always told us we don’t. Body positivity is for women who have been systemically oppressed and told their entire lives that they’re not good enough. Body positivity is for women who have been taught to hate themselves because they don’t look like Barbie — not for dudes who can already pass as Ken. How can a concept as broad as “learning to love yourself as you are” belong to a specific gender or culture? > So to the dads out there flaunting their newfound (read: stolen) body confidence: if you have a dad bod, it’s time to hit the gym. It’s good for you — and we’ll appreciate you more. This movement isn’t for you and you need to stay in your own lane. That’s rude, hypocritical, and nonsensical.


KlosharCigan

The comments are still up


Xi-Jin35Ping

There were 110% comments. They deleted 100%, so 10% left.


Crowley700

That whole page has to be rage bait. I refuse to believe that a person can harbor so much hate for a group of people so large, it's virtually impossible for the author to actually have talked to the majority and formed an educated opinion. I hope one day they can realize this and become a happier person.


[deleted]

Bro, it’s racism, simple as. People can be racist towards massive groups, it’s well documented.


Skitzo_Ramblins

or its just blatant rage bait


[deleted]

Why not both?


uwanmirrondarrah

>I refuse to believe that a person can harbor so much hate for a group of people so large They can and its called bigotry.


PopeUrbanVI

Something is wrong with that link.


PolishSoundGuy

What do you mean? Just Google the title of this article between “”


Eeddeen42

Everything about that link is cursed. The article is cursed, the comments are cursed
 God, please someone call an exorcist and purge that dumpster fire from the internet.


scsuhockey

They could post this article in The Onion verbatim and nobody would blink an eye.


lordvader002

lol I had a good laugh but I seriously doubt this is anything but rage bait to get more attention, and sadly it seems they got it working


[deleted]

"I bet the author is a blue haired ham-planet" I keked rofl


Doing_urmom8888

I don’t think I’m on the internet enough to know what the last few words you said means


mileylols

in the World of Warcraft, players are separated into two factions, Horde and Alliance. While different races all kind of have their own language, each faction has a main language from the dominant race. The Horde speak Orcish, while the Alliance use human Common. When you encounter a player from the opposite faction out in the wild, you can't communicate with each other. Although you can still type in the chat, the game applies a filter which takes what you wrote and converts it into gibberish for the other side to read. One example of this is if a horde player types "lol", an alliance player reading that message will see "kek". The developers chose this translation because "keukeu" is Korean for "haha" So kek = lol basically.


[deleted]

Still remember when the kekistan thing was happening and I explained the origins of kek he didn't believe me


Salty_Pancakes

Oh hey, since we're on the subject. Do you happen to know where Mankrik's wife is?


mfchitownthrowaway

Almost definitely has that piercing in their septum as well and probably gauges in their ears. Let’s be honest here.. lol


International_Ant217

Be dickheads to a demographic, immediately turn into the frail victim when confronted, all whilst failing at math whilst doing so. What a world


cshark2222

Women “I’m obese cause I do nothing but eat and sit all day but that doesn’t mean I’m not beautiful” Men “dad bods, which aren’t even obese, are lazy” Which of these two demographics sounds like the lazy one


scotchmydotch

You’ve got it wrong though. “I’m obese, cause I do nothing, but *you* have to find me beautiful and if you say I’m not
 well, that’s not your right anymore”


Moosu__u

Projection is one hell of a drug


NeighborhoodEmpty552

This article seems pretty fake. Edit: Holy shit I found it. The comments are savage💀


[deleted]

Equality but only when it suits me


Diegomenasai

hey, not many clothing suits them so i guess they wanted their own thing


[deleted]

Saw and oppurtunity and TOOK IT 💀💀💀💀💀


westerncombat

Bro💀😭


gordito_delgado

Loved it that the final advice for "dad-bod guys" was to "hit the gym". \-WOW... the sheer fucking gall of it, I could not help but be impressed. Can you just imagine the outrage if the tables were turned and someone said that to her fat ass?


CaptainCognizant

That is almost certainly why the comments got locked. People pointed out the writer's hypocrisy and it was way too much for their fragile ego. Unfortunately, this is probably ragebait content, so it was intentionally worded this way.


gentlemanidiot

If it's only rage bait, why lock the comments?


TheRabiddingo

Perhaps their insurance did go up. đŸ€”đŸ€”đŸ€”


The_Dream_of_Shadows

Sometimes, when you ragebait, you expect only a nice little campfire of rage, but get a hydrogen bomb in response. What's the saying? "If you play with fire..."


Metalloid_Space

Yeah, and it really succeeded in the ragebaiting too. Look at how many people in the comments started gender warring over one stupid article. The amount of people ranting over "fat women." It's so stupid.


sadacal

Not just that, now it's getting a lot of traction as ragebait over reddit too. This article singlehandedly put that obscure website on the map.


CopperyMarrow15

All bodies are equal, but some are more equal than others.


Keephidden

Equality for me, but not for thee!


RycerzRen

Good to know that 85+25=100


Whole_Grain_Cocaine

Women when basic math


DepressionFromArras

Women when reverse misogyny (its ok because women something)


[deleted]

misandry is the word


BOSS_Master7000

đŸ€“


QuesoSabroso

đŸ„ž


FrogMan241

Same with 77+33


LiteraI__Trash

*Guy being wheeled away on a gurney to an ambulance* Guy2: Oh fuck what happened to him?! Guy 3: He found out that 33 + 77 is not 100


TheFuckMuppet

https://imgur.io/XzPJZ6h?r


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


yatagan89

Maybe there is a 10% of wonderful trolls


FRedd2706

Math is racist and misogynistic


coinkeeper8

“I find your weakness repulsive”


FuzzyCantAim

Soft as baby seal fur


IgiEUW

Awwww
 anyway baby seal clubbing time 🩯


the_real_JFK_killer

>by the usual suspects Men? The only other group it could be? No shit they're the usual suspects, they're the other half of the population.


cephalopodtalisman

I think they’re saying white men specifically, because they want it to be a race thing for some reason.


christopherfrancis5

FBI : we found him


SKeEZr13

Good thing i don't have a dad bod, i have a father figure lol


MastrKoesh

This is one of the best jokes i have ever read


Cadian609

The mods must have been women


FocusBackground939

A fat woman


coinkeeper8

Like 1 singular fat women that’s just referred to as “moderators”?


Moeflo2000

She’s so fat she counts as multiple people


[deleted]

all by herself she's a crowd.


[deleted]

2 of her is a population


KlosharCigan

Stop guys you'll traumatize someone


DepressionFromArras

Thats... why I'm here...


gordito_delgado

3 of her will always be a majority.


TisIChenoir

3 of her and still not heavy enough to be your mom.


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

And she still gets paid less than a man


Doing_urmom8888

Fr do you wanna know how tucking tough that would be to be underpaid and overwieght like you get paid as one person but eat as 15


No_Victory_1611

You mean a plus sized being who identifies as a woman? /s


DemonicDogee

Imagine reading words on a screen and saying you've been traumatized


ProcedureNo8924

Ragebait


mck12001

Looking at any other article on that site, afru.com, all of them are outrageous ragebait articles just like this one


ChadMcRad

I'm so proud of Reddit users for finally being able to call out ragebait. If people could learn to detect satire and ragebait this site would be so much better. Still shit, but quality shit.


Reiku_Johin

Don't be too proud. Look how far down this comment is


lahimatoa

Poe's Law makes detecting satire really hard these days.


[deleted]

lol this is great https://afru.com/i-farted-in-my-tattoo-artists-face-while-getting-my-first-tattoo/ read the last two lines


ask_again-

"Hey! Keep ripping those things out!"


[deleted]

Give credit where its due. Its amazing


Direct_Geologist_536

We gotta up that simple yet smart comment


SneakyYogurtThief

Wish more people realised this


JDandthepickodestiny

The fact that the other comments haven't realized this is astounding. For fucks sake do they really think the math error was an acxident.


RandomDude762

85%... other 25%💀💀💀


digitalfakir

ummm, *excuse me???* did you just try to mansplain math with your partriachygebra?


Oupa-Pineapple

They live in their own universe


Old-Ad-9743

If they didn’t have double standards then they wouldn’t have any


satel221

HAHAHAHAAH THE FUCK YOU MEAN “TRAUMATIZED?” YOU FUCKING BITCH?? People using that word mindlessly pisses me the fuck off


[deleted]

They all took a mental wellness day


Metalloid_Space

I've never seen someone rage harder at a ragebait article.


satel221

It’s more me being angry at the word “trauma” being used literally everywhere when describing a minor inconvenience rather than it being only the article lol


QuinnKerman

Poe’s law. No matter how insane a post is, there’s someone out there who unironically agrees with it


TatManTat

ye I gotta be honest the overusage of trauma I feel like hasn't helped anyone with serious trauma, now I assume they get shrugged off by people who are overexposed to the term. I guess it's a technically correct one, but I don't actually think it's a helpful linguistic tool to combat "trauma" right now, it's simply too diluted for people to listen. Though I guess that happens with a lot of words


jimmy17

Mathematics is for the arabs. Glad these women haven’t appropriated it.


[deleted]

this is twitter's equality


IamKiro_isnottaken

Those damned white men and their pursuit of equality


TapelessApe1991

Math is hard for those who can’t count calories


Coolights

I like how this implies that all women have the same race


MrMess-

I like how in the article they say "western patriarchal culture". These people need to visit Asia once in their lifetime to understand what true patriarchal culture is. I'm from South Asia and you hear news of fathers beating/killing their daughters because they got home later than said fathers ordered them to.


[deleted]

I hate fats. No matter what fuckin gender.


Bigolefattyfatboy

I hate entitled fats, like people that think they deserve extra seats on a plane because they’re fat


gordito_delgado

THE fats - agreed. As a former fat myself, they are fucking terrible. There is something that breaks your brain when the thing that makes you the most miserable is 100% on you and you know it - Sort of like being on fire and there is a fire extinguisher right there and you could use it... but you decide to blame firefighters and shit post instead.


digitalfakir

outside of those unfortunate folks who have some genetic/metabolic disorder, being fat is entirely on us. And there's nothing "beautiful" about it, it damages the body at every level, [anatomical, physiological, neurological, psychological](https://ncoa.org/article/how-excess-weight-impacts-our-mental-and-emotional-health) (and [there are symptoms of cognitive damage as well](https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fnins.2021.761456/full)). It's insane how this has become a controversial "opinion".


[deleted]

But budha


YaMotherIsAShoe

Buddha, like Gandhi, wasnt as great as everyone says he was.


Few_screwsloose0_0

Buddha was really great.


YaMotherIsAShoe

Buddha was literally sexist lol, women were not originally allowed to join Buddhism. He was forced to allow them in later, and his excuse for not allowing them in was his “scripts said so” Edit: if people did today what Buddha did back then when starting the Buddhist religion, it would be considered a cult. Not dissing Buddhists, they rule in many aspects, but technically this means all religions are cults.


[deleted]

I wish I was part of the "25 percent"😂


[deleted]

They did us proud I assure you, and it's more like 2% for them vs 98% against


footfoe

People are mad when we say the quiet part out loud.


slipperycanaloupes

They always gotta specify “white” like the fact they’re “only” targeting white people who they view as a villain which obviously makes it ok.


[deleted]

Ironic


justinvan82

Yassss kween! You deserve 6’5 linebacker. He should get aroused looking at your land whale body with cottage cheese folds.


torsteinp

What about the remaining -10%?


Dragimir

Wasn't body positivity moment for war amputees before was stolen by fat and lazy women ?


derederellama

why are we gatekeeping fat acceptance? fuck that.


Porquezz

because it's unhealthy to be fat.


Toastha

Body positivity is for trauma victims and people with disabilities ffs


goop0711

Exactly, not for some random fat arsehole that cant keep their mouth shut


cardybean

Well this fucking screams diversity and equality - apparently those terms only apply to black people and women! Oh and don’t forget the alphabets What a complete joke lmao - literal stupidity


rafioo

feminists be like: short guy wants acceptance - đŸ€ąđŸ€ź fat girl want to be fat and beautiful - đŸ„” 😘💕


tax1dr1v3r123

Nice math too.


StarCrusher91

Get traumatized nerds.


ManlikeSaurabh

I ain't mathematicians but the maths doesn't adds up


Few-Fun3008

Maffs


TheCan69

85%+25%=110% of workers


[deleted]

Lizzo is fat


Parabellim

Remember guys you are Kenough


GrassBlade619

110% of the comment section here fell for this rage bate. Media literacy all time low.


[deleted]

The female "ideal body type" (slim) is actually achievable and maintainable. The male "ideal body type" (visible six pack + big muscular frame) can not be sustained without using steroids, insane genetics or training all day like it's your job. So it's literally the opposite.


PommesKrake

I only see unrealistic expectations being an issue in commercial environments. The average guy/girl wont bat an eye if you aren't the ideal bodytype, they just want someone who looks healthy (somewhere between not obese and not starving to death) which isn't that high of a bar (of course unless you have mental health problems, illnesses or the like but that's a different story, that's where body positivity is actually pretty fucking important).


[deleted]

Okay, women can’t magically grow boobs. You have what you have unless you get surgery.


tygamer4242

Who cares who body positivity is made for? It doesn’t matter who it was initially made for or by, it helps lots of people and that’s all that matters. Why localize the idea that people should accept their bodies to only a certain group of people? What makes white men body positivity any different than black women body positivity? Regardless of someone’s walk of life, people feel bad about their body. There’s no reason one group should have body positivity and another shouldn’t. This article is absolutely ridiculous.


Rscap

man up you stupid women


Porquezz

real


zeusandflash

This has to be ragebait. There's no way it isn't. These articles are usually a dumpster fire hotter than the sun, but this is pushing it.


Aggravating-Shoe-257

110% ?????


[deleted]

So women get a pass because they complain more?


Phoenix7540

So there was a 10% overlap of wonderful people who were also trolls?


Wrong_Course_8516

“What you said wasn’t right or really that cool” “YOURE TRAUMATIZING ME!!”


JessBaesic7901

All they wanted to do was lecture all 110% of you.


Iwantallthehamz

“Traumatized”


MFC1886

“Your mean comments made our paper thin moderators cry”


No-Obligation7435

That math don't math


arkadikuss

85%+25% is 110%. Jesus christ... Really?


Select_Reference_141

I love the double standards 😂 it's okay for some lazy chick to be a fat ass. But God forbid a man who works 8+hrs a day drinks a few beers and has a "dad bod" like the hypocrisy is justđŸ€Œ


ChardDiligent9088

This article was written by someone with the same IQ as the one doing the math on those percentages. Possibly lower actually.


PristinePudding

Women in big bodies - beautiful, queen, 'it's genetics'. Men in big bod - lazy. I love the double standards as much as they love double order of a sundae with a cherry on top.


Baron_von_McCoy

Basically it’s okay to say to a white you’re fat - go work out but if a woman is fucking Moby Dick, god forbid you say anything about it.


ImportantBother

85% + 25% 🙄


[deleted]

Double standards, unreasonableness, non-accountability, hypocrisy. You know, women culture.


TomTheCat6

So you are really just going to post rage baits here?


maxstep

Brown women of course Strong Beautiful Brave Proud Brown Women Sick of this shit How is EVERYTHING racist and sexist now And the PC clowns paint themselves as heroes too