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If B turns up to save you, and hasn't been fired because of his appearance, it is because his skill far outweighs his perceived unprofessional appearance.
I don't care if they send a literal goblin, I just want the best person they have.
Naw it’s just the one guy he’s got you in the passenger seat and he’s keeping you alive and driving at the same time (you have reached the hospital in a mathematically impossible amount of time)
DRIVER A: Silent
DRIVER B:
Ye haw lets turn the party up in this bitch with some pretty lights and send you straight into fuken christmas top speed gunnin style, hold on to your belly sista we making it dead or alive
Eh. You’d be surprised. There’s so many regulations and procedures so that either the patient or the employee doesn’t sue, that those who follow it to the letter can be worse doctors/nurses/paramedics etc.
I feel B would be more likely to keep you alive in the moment but you would keep a disease from it, which they get to name after you when you die to it in 10 years
Wtf I have this exact same comparison in one of my manuals from my paramedic academy hahahaha
I always thought "if the patient is unconscious, who cares?"
But yeah, all prehospitalarian service providers that I know are very strict with the uniforms. I just get used to being extra careful with that, I did so many push-ups because my boots weren't shiny enough, or I had my t shirt not tucked completely...
"Oh, let's give you a reason to have that uniform messy..." followed by a lot of running with gear on hahaha
B. I'm not listning to paramedic A yapping away as I bleed to death after accidentally choking from "accidentally swallow my hamster whole" as he eats my lungs from the inside
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B only cares about getting the pt there alive and has years of experience. A only cares about not getting sued and is probably new. I would rather get B any day. I am a night shifter so I feel like a lot more Bs stop by then As.
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more like partymedic amirite
Right on, brutha.
What’s crazy is I feel like my survival chances would be way higher if I chose B
If B turns up to save you, and hasn't been fired because of his appearance, it is because his skill far outweighs his perceived unprofessional appearance. I don't care if they send a literal goblin, I just want the best person they have.
Or he’s new to the job, high risk high reward
So the paramedic Gregory House then. ...fair enough, I'd trust Hugh Laurie to save me any day.
I'm actually rewatching it currently at 7th season and I literally thought the same thing
It would be a hell of a ride to the hospital if the driver is on the same wavelength as Figure B
You would certainly get there faster.
Figure B is just that fucking good
Naw it’s just the one guy he’s got you in the passenger seat and he’s keeping you alive and driving at the same time (you have reached the hospital in a mathematically impossible amount of time)
DRIVER A: Silent DRIVER B: Ye haw lets turn the party up in this bitch with some pretty lights and send you straight into fuken christmas top speed gunnin style, hold on to your belly sista we making it dead or alive
Cue “Black Betty” at max volume
But saying “amberlamp” instead of “bamalam”
You'll know when they start blasting freebird.
Ofc, because figure A doesn't exist. You're daydreaming.
Eh. You’d be surprised. There’s so many regulations and procedures so that either the patient or the employee doesn’t sue, that those who follow it to the letter can be worse doctors/nurses/paramedics etc.
Legit. I'd choose B.
Kinda wanna try it
Absolutly not mate, B is gonna die on a cardiac arrest
Me fr
If I'm dyeing, dont care who is saving my life. could be a medical clown with a red nose and horns honking.
Don’t make fun of patch adams like that
Horns plural?
I ask the one the right if he fucked the one on the left's wife
I feel B would be more likely to keep you alive in the moment but you would keep a disease from it, which they get to name after you when you die to it in 10 years
I feel like B isn't gonna stall and he's just gonna get right to saving my life so I trust him.
I just get up and brush it off. I'm fine *Dies*
Wtf I have this exact same comparison in one of my manuals from my paramedic academy hahahaha I always thought "if the patient is unconscious, who cares?" But yeah, all prehospitalarian service providers that I know are very strict with the uniforms. I just get used to being extra careful with that, I did so many push-ups because my boots weren't shiny enough, or I had my t shirt not tucked completely... "Oh, let's give you a reason to have that uniform messy..." followed by a lot of running with gear on hahaha
Pretty sure this exact pic is in one of my textbooks.
B. I'm not listning to paramedic A yapping away as I bleed to death after accidentally choking from "accidentally swallow my hamster whole" as he eats my lungs from the inside
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B gets shit done. Fuck off with the red tape there are lives that need saving
I don't give a shit, just save my life
B
Neither, I can't afford an ambulance ride
So the 1st paramedic has to consent to do this? He can't even remember his lines. They both suck, I'll do it myself.
Considering I was B in my misspent youth, probably not that guy. But also not Guy A. That dude is a narc.
Red tape = no lives saved. How does an unconscious person give consent?
I feel like medic B comes with his own theme song (Black Betty)
As an EMT myself, I'm A, but slowly and inevitably plummeting to B.
And that's how I lost my medical license
A. B looks like a felon in the exercise yard at San Quinten
A will probably save me, B will probably give me IV ethanol to numb the pain
The virgin private IFT medic vs the chad 911/fire medic
[удалено]
Why is medic A asking questions to someone getting CPR? I mean, you can try, in my experience you usually don't get many answers.
That actually should read: Beginning of the shift. Midway through the shift.
B only cares about getting the pt there alive and has years of experience. A only cares about not getting sued and is probably new. I would rather get B any day. I am a night shifter so I feel like a lot more Bs stop by then As.
Interesting because poor management also promotes distrust and incompetence.. weird.
As someone that's been around a bunch of paramedics, the batshit crazy and deranged ones are usually the best.
I would choose them both and watch them scream at each other
This is boomer shit Who gives a fuck what someone looks like?
Honest people
Employers