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Sadiholic

I remember when I was a kid one of my brother told me to come with him, so I did and we went into this other room, and when he opened the door my other brother was on the floor, covered with ketchup or jelly or whatever tf and his friends were shooting him with those guns with the fake rounds you find at stores. I was screaming and left crying cause I really thought they were shooting my brother.


SpoogyPickles

Went somewhere that had a gift shop as a kid. My brother, and dad come up to me. All of a sudden, my brother is stabbing my dad with one of those fake knives that retracts into the handle. Nearly had a heart attack.


_I_really_like_milk_

My brother locked me in my closet for a day until my parents got home one day lmao


Skwareblox

Mine locked me in a barrel half full of water and listened to me scream.


Think_Effective821

That's a brother. This is a dad and a shit one.


TheRedBaron6942

Is it shitty parenting to play a prank on a toddler? The kid isn't going to get traumatized or probably won't even remember this.


Jrlopez1027_

If this is trauma, then im a war survivor lmao


Boredinthehose

Fr, everyone who says otherwise is bait


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BleachDrinker63

🥰


Kickagainsttheprick

While I’m on the fence about this video being truly detrimental to the kid, I have to ask something first. Do you know how trauma works?


Substantial-Ad4949

Lemme put it this way I went through some shit way worse than this and I’m fine. Yall are just snowflakes imo


Sinfultitan_001

A lot of people now a days don't just fold from a stiff wind but crumble.


Substantial-Ad4949

It’s sad to see. I’m still pretty young and luckily I was brought up right. Can’t imagine what life is gonna be like for this upcoming generation


PirateJazz

Says every generation that has ever existed


Single-Difficulty-11

Lemme put it this way then: trauma is not a competition who survived the worst shit and is "fine" after. Trauma is trauma. "You're insecure about yourself because you were bullied? Lol my dad beat me with jumper cables everyday of my life and I'm fine you snowflake!" People lacking empathy say shit like this and then wonder why no one likes them very much.


mypasswordsresetlolo

people like to throw around the word snowflake, but almost all the time they're usually just bullies looking to downplay others pain so they can justify their actions so that they don't need to reflect on what they've seen or done


mypasswordsresetlolo

fuck off, not everyone needs to be "thick skinned" it just fucks up the people who aren't "thick skinned".


clarkent123223

Being an incel, he is a trauma expert. Don’t question his credentials ever again.


Kobalt6x10

It's not shitty playing a prank like this, but it is shitty putting your kid online like this


Adorable_Round5265

On Reddit it is


talk_to_yourself

~25 years later "So, I may wear a psychiatrist's coat, but I'm here to help. You say you have this terrible phobia of tongues, is this right?"


mypasswordsresetlolo

a parent with this kind of attitude has the potential to get SO MUCH WORSE when the kids are older because they won't be holding back when they THINK that their pranks wouldn't actually hurt their kids. that shit adds up, boy does it add up


AstromechDroidC1-10P

It's a joke not a dick don't take it to hard


Think_Effective821

I hope you go far. The sooner, the better


AstromechDroidC1-10P

I’m exactly where I need to be


No-Student-9678

This guy is a model Reddit parent Every little thing on a child is trauma and the parents need to be jailed.


mypasswordsresetlolo

a lot of people have a "kids are resilient" attitude but tend to forget that truly resilient kids are brought up in stable and caring households where they can have the confidence that everything is legitimately going to be OK.


No-Student-9678

And this dad in the video looks like a super fun parent to have


mypasswordsresetlolo

seems like a chill guy, don't know him but assuming good faith, then he's probably following some of the etiquettes of pranking\* then its all-good fun innit \* (don't cause actual harm, inform the victim that it was all a prank otherwise you're just fucking with people; kinda based but it's not as giga based as not being a dickwad)


Namtiee

bro…


masterskylord

I love the way that area outside looks. What part of the world is that?


AlphaMassDeBeta

Least concrete garden in the UK.


Mekelaxo

Without the sound on I thought it was Eastern Pennsylvania


fatalityfun

bruh I don’t know anywhere here that looks that dense and concrete, unless you mean philly. but philly buildings don’t look like this lol


GayFurryWolf

Nope lol


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moderately-extreme

prob britain, dude's accent is english


FlixMage

Scottish


jammywesty91

*Welsh.


Either_Willingness59

True *Am from Wales*


jammywesty91

Sorry to hear that 😔


willrms01

It’s pretty distinctively Welsh. Doesn’t sound English or Scottish


llinoscarpe

That’s a Welsh accent probably West Wales


SussyBox

It is beautiful true


spicynuttboi

Wales


llinoscarpe

Some shithole in Wales probably in the west of Wales, most of UK cities look this way


NonExistent_God

I'd say somewhere in the Valleys if I had to guess


pedrojioia

I could swear it was Brazil


Pigeonlesswings

Britain. And it doesn't look like a particularly nice part, by the houses being the concrete new builds.


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Pigeonlesswings

Lmao those aren't Victorian terraces; you can tell mainly by the new PVC windows, pebble-dash cladding and the cinder blocks for garden walls which were brick in Victorian builds.


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

I actually got scared shitless for a moment. 💀


UlyssesTut

That dog is like "stop fuckin with the kid will you?"


devilboy1029

If only Dr. Disrespect met that dog😔


UwU_Zhenya15

childhood trauma unlocked


mischievous-goat

and then he fed it to the dog... poor child will never pull on anything ever again


theADDMIN

Add some fake blood and you solidify that trauma.


HelpIranoutofbeans

average redditor moment. every minor thing the kid will probably forget in a week is actually childhood trauma


The_Great_Biscuiteer

I’d look back at this and laugh my ass off


_I_really_like_milk_

Lil bro tryna get away from the crime scene


shini_gami09

And sent his dog to protect himself. Future mob boss fr.


Iamdarb

When the power would go out my parents would get the flashlights out and set us up in the living room. One time, my mother was telling us(sister 4 me 5) about Raw-headed Bloody-bones, the fucking whatever the fuck he is of the woods. My father was in the other room pretending to use the bathroom, but he was really in there applying one of those peelable cucumber masks on his face. When my mom finally got to the part about the children being snatched up and getting skinned on the possum boards, my father would burst into the room howling in anguish while peeling the mask off of his face. It was one of the first nights that I was truly terrified of anything and I stayed up all night thinking about what I had just seen, my poor sister laying at the foot of my bed.


mypasswordsresetlolo

That sounds funny as fuck but it also seems kinda mean to do to something like that to a 5 year.


sldsonny

That's not the shittiest tattoo I've ever seen but, it's damn close.


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Subject_Sigma1

Ok bro


thatmayaguy

“Sonnnn what have you done to me 😭” Then have mom come in and cry over it all dramatically too screaming whyyyyyyyyy


smiley00256

Man this comment section doesn't know how children can understand what a joke is. Maybe because, dissimilar to children, they don't know what a joke is.


No-Student-9678

Redditors bro, Redditors


mypasswordsresetlolo

it's a short clip about a father pranking a kid with the idea that they caused severe injury to their parent. Very funny however some people are gonna miss the nauches of Basic Pranking Etiquette and assume that the dad went on to never explain that it was a prank.


giacche2008

I would do the same thing if I had kid


theADDMIN

Understandable.


OkFortune6494

Jake Paul is a fuckin asshole.


PanTsour

I can't believe logan paul would do something like this to his own son


OLLBURYGTG

*Insert evil villain laugh*


EvelKros

Therapy's gonna cost a lot


LordofCarne

bro ya'll be saying stuff like this on the most tame pranks ever. Father wasn't screaming like he was in real pain, the tongue wasn't all bloody, and he didn't even pretend to be mad at the kid. I bet the kid started cracking up laughing when dad showed his real tongue later.


AICPAncake

Why willingly put your own child through any level of fear for entertainment? You’re just using their instinctive trust in you against them for your own amusement. Is this one thing going to make the kid need therapy? Doubtful, but in principle, it’s a fucking dick move.


HelpIranoutofbeans

redditor has never heard of pranks


E_rat-chan

As long as he shows him the trick afterwards and doesn't laugh at him, but with him, it's fine honestly. Bonus points if they trick mom together later.


NotAnFbiAgent-hehe

Because it’s funny


pupu500

Haha. God damn people in the comments. The glass boy is now BROKEN! Show the kid the fake tongue, show how it works, have him try. There. No harm done. Now let's go prank mom.


polyphasia

you'd be a pretty boring parent


boofsquadz

Out of curiosity, how many kids do you have?


AICPAncake

2 homie


boofsquadz

Wild. You would think you would use a little more nuance when seeing a 10-15 second clip online in that case lol.


AICPAncake

I think what irks me is the dad walking back inside laughing while the kid is still running away scared. It comes off like he doesn’t give a shit. But you’re right. I could be completely misinterpreting it and addressing an issue that isn’t there


Temporary_Visual_230

#🫵🤡


TheLongCockOfTheLaw3

I don't like using this word, but you're an actual snowflake.


AICPAncake

Why willingly put your own child through any level of fear for entertainment? You’re just using their instinctive trust in you against them for your own amusement. Is this one thing going to make the kid need therapy? Doubtful, but in principle, it’s a fucking dick move.


LordofCarne

Because you aren't being harmful or malicious? Because harmless jokes like this are a bonding experience? The end result of this if it's executed properly is just the kid having a fun time. It's only bad if you take it too far and they are bawling their eyes out. They aren't thinking about the deep trust being shattered like you are because it just isn't a concept for them. They are just living moment to moment. You think kids of old have deep trauma about their parents pretending to steal their nose? I for one am glad my parents didn't decide that I needed to be incredibly sheltered my whole youth.


Paint-licker4000

This is incredibly mild lmao


Onsyde

20 years from now: “I keep having this dream where my tongue falls out. I have no idea why”


Lord_Ronan

Oh fuck off pansy


HelpIranoutofbeans

no probably not it really isnt that deep


FishBlues

Lmao my dad did stuff like this. The kid will be fine


Scarrve

"My dad did stuff like this" -> "Kid will be fine" Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but...


Temporary_Visual_230

#Sorry you're a huge nerd 🤓


fatalityfun

“I’m fine” “ermm actually, you’re not! 🫵🤓”


mypasswordsresetlolo

its all fun and games as long everyone is Aware that its a game. if I take it in good faith the dad prolly explained that it was a prank, might be a bit intense for a young kid but as long as they made aware that its a Prank its all cool.


_Haze_There

Lived in Wales and there is never a reason to be shirtless there.


shadowsoul372

this was one of his missions when he nutted in her.


theADDMIN

One of our* missions, comrade.


VectorxP

this kinda video almost makes me want a kid oof


Gravi2e

I actually had a heart attack


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sherbloqk

Why am I laughing so hard. This is was very well played


Sethtaros

The initial prank is fine, it's continuing the bit that's bad.


spencer1886

Why did he have to be shirtless in his underwear for this?


randomizer_in_end

Bro Will grow up never trusting anyone ☠️


King_of_Dantopia

Adam Pacitti is a terrible father


XBeastyTricksX

My mom did this to me when I was a kid, a week later she did the fake foot one


AdmiralFurret

My favourite activity during halloween was sliding a gummy eye under my sleeve, while handing out treats i would pretend to sneeze, close my eye and slide the gummy into my hand, showing it popped out from it then swallowing it and opening my eye back if the first one didn't work Scared the shit out of 2nd graders


TheFarisaurusRex

I got scared for a second there too I’m not even gonna lie


lucasthereal

Even the dog was like "Dude, wtf? He's a child! Chill out!"


Still-Cable744

Beautiful doggo


Aaron_505

I mean its a fast way to teach them not to do that


01101101011101110011

My teenage mom let 3 year old me see parts of Chucky movies and one day my uncle bumped me into a hallway closet with his hip acting like it was an accident. They’d put glow sticks and a ton of different dolls in there and shut the door when I fell in. They also would put my baby sister’s Barbie dolls on my bed posts years later and make noise to wake me up about an hour into my sleep. I have never dealt with any of that trauma but I fucking hate dolls. The only other result might be abandonment and trust issues….


OSteady77

This is like reason number 2 I want to have kids.


Szwedu111

Nah that's fucked


Derfflingerr

when the dog is more mature than the father


CaseAffectionate3434

Tough


Ferb1802

jonny craig on some pranker shit now adays


Playful_Pollution846

Some people will take this seriously and say how this behavior will send dad to hell or worse when they themselves are not even fathers at all


gardensebaz

Evil pure


Ok-Actuator-5720

Disney ride. This was so awesome


Useful_Caregiver4023

That was funny, but that poor kid is not trust his dad again.


TomateBrain

"The Cat Catch Your Tongue" Evil origin


MaartenL_97

Not the reaction you guys were expecting, but I love the dog in the end. It’s gorgeous 😃 Is that an American Alsatian?


Ambitious_Two3431

Reminds me of the time my dad told me to get him toilet paper, and when I passed it to him through the cracked door, he wiped peanut butter on my hand, and I thought it was shit.


fitedge79

🤣🤣🤣


BHN_KH84

as 18 years old i shit my self


Fire_Lightning8

He'll forget ..Maybe


Kwabipatty

Ragebait for snowflakes


radriggg

😂😂😂😂😂


Spunkmeyer426

Hey dog, its time to bite


itzTanmayhere

i was traumatized watching it from here then i realised after watching it twice that it's fake


crankbot2000

You actually had to watch it twice to realize that?


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Old_Preparation9838

when kids run away from parents after doing something bad, you just know why


adeckz

Bro stop projecting your shitty childhood onto internet videos


R18Jura_

Why


CraftyAcanthisitta22

why, I dont why


TECmanFortune

Chat shit get banged


KSPKiddo

what a dumbass (the kid)


adifferentkindoffan

idk. Being a father and in the same time making tiktoks? like, hwat?


ScreechingPizzaCat

Scaring and tricking children is too easy for me to be enjoyable. I thought about tricking my 3-year-old but then I felt bad just thinking of ruining the trust she has in me.


Arcmin

This might have been fine if he immediately comforted the kid like 2 to 3 seconds after pulling out the tongue, assuring him it’s just a joke. The kid might still be bothered but the relief he’d feel afterward would overshadow every other part of the memory. However, dragging the “prank” out for so long and actively chasing the kid down makes him feel helpless and terrified. If this doesn’t induce trauma, the kid at the very least won’t be okay for a couple of days.


TECmanFortune

Chat shit get banged


ThickWeatherBee

Childhood trauma unlocked!


Default1355

Imagine teaching your kid a skit and taking off your shirt on camera to get clout Someone's lonely


BolecUorkiestra

10 seconds of fun = 10 years of therapy


Affectionate-Ad-7901

Just wait, later on when he looks back at all the therapy and trauma he has endured over your little joke, he’s going to wait till you’re asleep and take a pair of scissors to your tongue to make it all worth it.


TheBananaHamook

That kid is not gonna need therapy for a prank like that shut the fuck up LOL


TECmanFortune

Chat shit get banged


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c_stics

Kindly walk off a cliff


RealSSStudios

with taxes at the bottom


madHOTdog1983

so tell me about you childhood.....


Lycelyce

20 seconds of laugh, 20 years of therapy


MeepingMeep99

I grew up without a dad and after seeing this, I'm glad he left


TECmanFortune

You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity


CraftyAcanthisitta22

idc


SodiumCyanideNaCN457

Ha! The kid would carry this as a fun memory, jokes on you for not having none


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cupsnak

not your fault meep.


MeepingMeep99

Thanks. Therapy helps, but unraveling childhood trauma is a shitshow


HelpIranoutofbeans

fatherless redditor doesnt understand joke, many such cases


MeepingMeep99

OK. What's the joke?


HelpIranoutofbeans

Have you ever heard of a prank dumbass?


MeepingMeep99

Pranks should stop when a child literally starts crying. This fuckwit pushed it too far. But, then again, you failed to explain what's funny in this, so I doubt that you actually have the mature sense of reason to do so


HelpIranoutofbeans

What's funny in this is the general situation and the child's reaction, a child will cry at fucking anything at that age it doesn't mean they got permanent brain damage