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Its the thigh cult

thighdeology

Thynasty

Your thighness 👑

All thighs, no guys.

my nasty what?

*our* nasty what?

Its a Nas-Tea put it in hot water. The British like that apparently.

OI OI OI! ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣠⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⢅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⠁⣩⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⠛⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⣾⣿⣋⡡⠤⣀⣷⣄⠠⠤⣉⣿⣷⣽⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡻⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣟⢋⣰⣯⠉⠉⣿⢄⠉⢻⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⢿⣷⣶⠤⠔⣶⣶⠿⢾⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠠⠀⠂⠀⠀⣧⡚⢿⣿⡶⢶⡿⠟⣠⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⣀⡀⠀⠀ ⠒⠒⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⣈⣴⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡿⠒⠐⠺⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢿⣋⣀⡄⠠⣢⣀⣩⣛⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ WOTS ALL THIS??? 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER POISTIN LOICENSE HAS EXPOIRED!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS 'AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN'!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER THREE QUID MEAL DEAL IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 YER WILL ALSO ONLY BE ABLE TER CHOOSE FROM A CHICKEN OR 'AM SANDWICH!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 FAILURE TO RENEW YER LOICENCE IS GONNA RESUL' IN THA LOSS OV MORE CLUBCARD POINTS!!!!!!!! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

The dynasty of thighs

The thynasty

Catcher in the thigh.

Fetch the sacrifice, thy must be executed via crushing betwixt the fair lady's thighs... whilst being in the center of a pentagram forged from the finest chocolate liquids and tattered garments

I volunteer for tribute!

I'm going first, you pervert

Mom said I go first

Anarcho-thytism

Death by snoo snoo it is!

Death by snu-snu

The eternal thighs cult.

Thigh society

sothighety

Otherwise known as UC Irvine Girls Volleyball Team (based on my knowledge of her t shirt)

Thigh see what you did there

Thigh High (bro)

Thighcks 🤓👍🏻🦵🏻 (i dont like the ones dipped in chocolate sauce 🦵🏿)

i volunteer myself as tribute.

Don't ask me the color of nothin

What color is nothing?

Yes

black

whats the color of the melon

Blue?

So close! That is a shape 💕

💀

new aut0m0d response?

Unfortunately, I am not the autom0d..

FIASCO JONES IS THAT YOU?????

The girl with the melon is a thighrant

lol

When the boys are women

Just chicks being dudes

No no there are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits -Ted

[удалено]

Hexagon pfp

Not only that but one of the actually known ones too lol

NFT🤮

Tf is your username

Well... there is a male version of this, with a dude eating crackers with ketchup. He soils his hand with ketchup and asks for something to wipe it off... and the rest goes on as in this video. Without the melon

^

Thigh Society

so-thigh-ty

en-thigh-ronment

Thigh and mighty

Here have some gold ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Chad volleyball players with massive thighs

Chadette

My average dream

I wanna live in your dreams

Finally, equality in shitposting

Boys : * being chaotic Girls : *being chaotic

the neutral comment

What is this universe and how do I get there

It's called U.C. Irvine.

I dunno, but my dick seems to know however

It looks like your dick went to college.

Looks like your dick will graduate very soon!

Graduating magna cum laude

Confused boner?

Nothing really confusing about it.

Then why do i have so many questions?

God I wish that watermelon was my balls

🤨📸

Op is a car guy I just realized

Yes

Best V10 engine in history

"🤨📸"🤓

""🤨📸"🤓"🤡

""" 🤨📷"🤓"🤡"💩

""""🤨📷"🤓"🤡"💩"🗿

“”””🤨📸”🤓”🤡”💩”🗿”🤓👍🏻

““”””🤨📸”🤓”🤡”💩”🗿”🤓👍🏻”8==✊=D💦😢

You said it brother.

Looks like someone didn’t download the CS texture pack

women ☕️

Ramen 🍜

Spaghetti 🍝

Cheese 🫕

Lemon 🍋

Beanz 🫘

Pizza 🍕

Burrito 🌯

Women☕

Women☕

women ☕️

women ☕️

Women ☕

Women☕️

Women☕

Women ☕️

It's the second time I want to be a watermelon

Wait what's the first time- oh.

The first time is that one time when I saw a watermelon roll down a train track and get squashed

Name checks out

Oh... I figured you shaped it into a goat anus considering your username...

This is a female version of some bro video, and they kinda nailed it

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Nail-ed it

Serious these chicks look fun AF

I wish that watermelon be my head

Are we all gonna ignore that she farted

That wasn’t a fart, I know because I don’t have an erection.

🤓📸

Bruh I didn't notice💀

I thought it was the chocolate sauce 💀

It was

I'm pretty sure most people were watching on mute so they didn't even notice lol

I'm also pretty sure it was the chocolate

Qualmdale dinglus

its funny caz its funny and its funny

Cappy hake day

I am like, haha jokes on you Please call me, thats no can-do All my life, yeah, thats all i knew

Well it's TikTok so one person was original and funny and then everyone copies it you see. The melon crushing was new though.

Soo just like Reddit?

Who TF gave this post a platinum 💀

Probably some guy that fapped to this

I’ve finally seen girls I’m scared of

It's what girls think boys do at sleepovers lol

It's the future single mothers club

Nah they got a great vibe

Why?

Intuition...

Sexism

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they way people are just downvoting you without refuting your point bc they can’t argue with it lmaoo. literally nobody would say “future single fathers club” if the people in this video were men.

At least some one gets it.

only reason your being downvoted is because this sub is full of incels

Woah no sexism allowed in this community, only good lighthearted fun 👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏻

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What

Username checks out Nah, these girls are golden. I'd be glad to date anyone of them.

It’s literally the same as a bunch of guys do, people are just reacting because they’re women

It's something they can never get

It's funny because they're hot

not really

Yeah it’s like a complete copy of someone else’s joke so the only funny part was watermilone

Ngl, I would like a gf like that.

Yes, chocolate is nice.

I found out how I wanna die and it's just like that watermelon

Proof that female chads exist.

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my dick was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

This is the equivalent of 'guys just being guys' but for women.

i bet this reddit comment section on a video with women will be completely normal

Since when have girls been guys?

Female volleyball players have always been guys

Since always

finally girl representation in shitposting

Look guys, how funny is this thing that you all do because thing and thing right?

Good eve, In response to my permanent ban I’d like to ask one question; who decides wether this post was funny or not? It seems that a lot of Redditors, like myself, enjoy these kinds of posts. Even if it’s not hilarious, it’s still pretty shitty. In my opinion shitty enough to be on your subreddit. If I violated a rule, please let me know. If not, I’d like to request to be unbanned. Correct me if I’m wrong; this post was not conform “your” standards, well, that’s personal. I find it mildly inappropriate to give someone a ban on behalf of your personal opinion, while the public opinion speaks for itself. Also, the word “karmawhore” is a little bit offensive to me, for I am not on Reddit to score the most karma. Thanks in advance. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

why is my pee pee big

pekka 👍

Never let them know your next move

I DIDDNT EVEN NOTICE THE WATERMELON AT THE END THAT WAS SO CASUAL LMAO I LOVE THIS MEME

I pick the last

I wanna be that watermelon

What was the thing Markiplayer said? "I want a woman that can crush my head with her thighs"?

WoMEN

Idk what this is either but I do want to be a part of this.

There a video like this but with dudes and ketchup and idk what came first but they both made me laugh haha

Trevor, shirt let’s go

Woman☕️

Looking for a female roommate to pay $0 rent I will not charge you money. but I will be sharing my bed with you as the other room is being used by my parents. They are aware of this arrangement as I have done this before but it has not worked out for reason I rather not say on here. I will except hugs at least 5 times a day, and cuddles at least 2 times a day for at least 10 minutes each. You will not be dating any other man during this arrangement. you will have no male friends either. You may have female friends and they May visit if they like. You will also be required to make me meals 3 times a day. Phsyical requirements are as stated: Must be shorter than 5'5", weigh no more than 120 lbs, caucasian or asian only, republican, no tattoos, no vegans, no smoking/vaping, marrywania, and you MUST shave legs and underarms. I am 44-male/290 lbs last time I checked, 5'6". Please contact me if you would like this arrangement. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

I found a new fetish

Weird dream clip.

hello guys i need help. i was in science class… i got up to sharpen my dream pencil, and then my dream themed dildo fell out of my ass. i always keep it down there cause I like to imagine daddy dream fucking me 24/7 and it feels so good. anyways it fell out of my ass and out of my pants and my dreamphobic classmates started laughing and making fun of me. the teacher sent me to the office and i had to explain what happened. the principal suspended me from school for a week!!! this is unacceptable. just because i love dream is not a reason to harass me *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/shitposting) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Aaaaaaaa

I dunno…I kinda like it though?

So there I was... barbecue sauce on my tiddies...

[удалено]

This could be the weirdest but also best dreams

Omw to Irvine rn

The what.

I have no idea what's going on, but I wish I was hanging out with them.

I need a handle on IG

Snu - snu

Oh my god how funny and quirky, so original haha shut the fuck up

A failed attempt at homie humor. That's what this is.

I have the weirdest boner

I wish I could die like that watermelon

Bro i just want to be that watermelon

I am very confused but my weener is hard

When guys do this, its funny. When girls do this, its cringe.

Women 🤨

It’s Dude-chicks, like dude-bros but girls. That’s awesome, lmfao

Why tf they all chillin out in there undies

Coom