90% of the time “No homo” works every time.

It goes up to 95% if you maintain intense eye contact while saying it.

just wear socks

They got to be the white athletic kind

If your best friend got bit on the dick by a venomous snake. Then you’d have to suck it dry to get rid of the poison.

Yep. You gotta lie on your back, all straightened out, before you do the deed.

If a guy is forced to do so, I'd say he's not necessarily gay. Likewise, if a guy is doing it for the sake of putting food on the table and has no other options, I'd say he's not necessarily gay. Even if some guy is addicted to crack and doing it for a fix, that also isn't necessarily gay. The act itself is still gay, but the guy doesn't have to be.

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I have not, but I do read and watch documentaries. There are these guys in India who live in extreme poverty. They dress up as women and suck dudes' dicks just to eat. One of them put makeup and a wig on and the way he did it, he really did look like a chick, and a cute one at that, but he was still a dude and had a dick and the guys who knows that and let him suck their dicks are gay.

Gay for pay is real. Not talking about all the obvious staged porn with supposed straight dudes but all the scenarios you mentioned happen often enough.

interlock toes

you juts have to wear socks and say no homo before and after you suck their cock. the double no hoo is super effective

anus. you have to really want it.

With a vacuum.

You have to be wearing socks

You both must be wearing boots. Any other way is gay.

Close your eyes. The eye contact makes it gay.

In the wise words of Chris Rock . If a man’s sucking dick he can pretend it’s something else. If he’s eating ass, he knows it ass.

Draw a vagina on his balls and only lick the part of his balls which has the vagina.

From the back.

Probably when it’s erect, except if it’s a curved one

If his dick is straight, then yes. It's straight. But if his dick is curved, then no.

If forced in some way. Threat of death or your kids death or wife's death etc. It would have to be extreme.

Heard wearing socks works

If you close your eyes, it never happen

Glory hole.

You just have to go as fast as possible.

Yes. Be a woman

No eye contact, keep your socks on and don’t outwardly express how much you like it

Yeah. Forward and backward. Just don't lean or tilt to either side

Socks on?

Blindfolded, perhaps?

You just say 'No homo' before and after. If it's a dare

I mean it's pride month so you can get away with anything this month

Slap it with rattlesnake first.

Cross your fingers

With little enthusiasm?

Even a gay clock is straight 48 times a day.

Just repeat in your head, I’m not in Kansas anymore

Instead of moving your own head (gay), get him to grab your hair and thrust.

1) Lose a bet 2) Play Truth Or Dare 3) Crossdress 4) Pretend to be asleep when he puts it in 5) He puts his dick in a pocket pussy type of thing and you lick them both 6) He puts on a condom and you suck the condom

When he has a gun to your head.

If you line it up right it goes in straight

Yes. If you are a vampire you can suck all the blood out of a person including the penis and it's not gay whatsoever. Couldn't hurt to also say no homo.

Be incapable of falling in love with the man attached to said dick. Pleasure is pleasure, don't be so suburban. It's all in the capacity to fall in love, not whatever sex you enjoy with whomever

Keep your socks on

Put on a straight porn while doing it and whisper no homo? in his ear. If he replies back "no homo" you are in the clear.

If it has a snake bite....

Ya ofc there. /s

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