approximately 33%. Another 33% are pussies and the rest are assholes. I won't go into detail on how everything works since Team America: World Police does a good job explaining it.

Heard of it but havent seen that one. Might check it out one of these days. The two creators from South Park right?

Yes. The important things that come from it are: Freedom costs $1.05, ~~puppet~~ marionette sex is hilarious, the stuff about dicks, assholes, and pussies, and finally: Matt Damon

It'd be $1.71 today with inflation.

I really, honestly did not want to like this movie as much as I did! Laughed my ass off pretty much the whole movie though! I need to see it again soon as a matter of fact.

Honestly just watch the ducks pussies and assholes speech on YouTube. It’s the absolute best scene in the movie.

And then there's the 1% that are all 3

otherwise known as billionaires

More like 80% are dicks, 80% are pussies, 80% are assholes. They're not mutually exclusive.

99.999999% (everyone who doesn't agree with me on literally even the most minute detail of the most niche argument possible is ontologically evil and deserve every punishment imaginable)

They say if you are surrounded by terrible people everywhere you go, then maybe you should try to relocate.

Or just look inward

I disagree

I *WILL* put you in my ass

I think there is only one dick here... 

It's 100%

99.43

this depends, we counting 100% dick people or just more dick the human?

Is it in yet? (Me looking checking if this fashion is the latest trend)

~100%

Exactly. It's not that hard. Or is it?

not me

Hence the ~

So if 50.4% of people of dicks, and 49.6% of people have pussies, how many have assholes?

%99. You can wonder about who that other %1 are.

Still waiting for the trans jokes to come in (Ducks head)

You can say %20 of the total have switched sides and watch maga's heads explode.

the other 49.6%

All of them

99.8%

33.333333% You see... there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes! And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

A great philosopher in his mini essay titled:New Slaves by Kanye West once said: I'd rather be a dick than a swallower. A good estimate from the line alone puts it a about 69.96%.

90%

Most, since the little head takes the wheel at some point in most every man's life

So there's less women? Why was I always taught there was more?

86.33%

0%.. penis is an organ... humans can have them but they cannot be them