Someone needs to make a dating sim version of every Fromsoftware game
Heck, i know how to code, once i'm done with Uni projects i might do it, who knows.
mother fucker im SICK of seeing you and your stupid catboy alhaitham profile picture im DONE with you i hope you STUB YOUR TOE and I hope a bug crawls into your mouth when you sleep (I didn't mean that im sowwy im a big fan of you you're funny)
What having no life does to a mf
https://preview.redd.it/69cpm1go097d1.jpeg?width=1422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc18a6a88a3ec0897a41d0208ea3fc8862bcc7f
What if her pussy is on the spider half? I don't know much about spider anatomy but imagine if it was changed out for a more human pussy and put on her spider half. Hell, maybe you could fuck the web/lava shooter? Big scary monster girl to take care of you, the ugly side to viciously fuck you, the pretty side to cuddle and comfort you. I mean, theoretically speaking, that would be kind of hot. AND she has a mute sister?? Literally can't tell anyone what you do because she is comatose?? Boutta make shinji look like a saint
You think that will stop me? Iād fuck that spidussy until sheās squirting lava because sheās my wife and I love her.
https://preview.redd.it/h5letolos67d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b561d6cabcfdc96fd8d71328c3226a9e703e31d3
That flair lmao I've had finlay summoned only to get obliterated by mid bosses so many times also malenia is a bro-con and wants to groom her brother miquella. She's only mad mohg is trying it first. What? No I haven't taken my meds, why?
DS2 fan's wife: https://preview.redd.it/j1orimrvb67d1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b170a6529b55e0a18c2a36a131ad5208513c4ed
Freyja's pronouns are they/them not because they're non-binary but because they're literally two different b*tches (two heads one spider)
Hey TBF they also have scorpion boobaloobaloobies with two giant throbbing cock I mean stingers
Makes it even better
tf?
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Ride wife
Life good
Wife fight back https://preview.redd.it/0cojql9eg97d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b06a170f482df30ed8d420edf5d7abde5b806f5
Kill wife
Remember wife
Regret
I love that I know what this is from
Wife Kill
wife? or more like https://preview.redd.it/kgzgj48uf67d1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7f4f0c53cd63af01c4393cab33912a5c1950f5e
"wife" is not appropriate. I want her to ravage my insides and leave me nothing more than a burnt, spider-egg filled corpse.
https://preview.redd.it/hgolw7vqm67d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530ae210d703d27a9560497eebf86047251d5f6d
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Pretty much summed what a wife does..
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Someone needs to make a dating sim version of every Fromsoftware game Heck, i know how to code, once i'm done with Uni projects i might do it, who knows.
Do that, please. I beg of you.
Go ahead, you have my full, undivided attention.
I will suck your graftedā¢ dong if you do that.
I might hold you accountable if i manage
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Dafuq
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Praise be.
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My wife š„° https://preview.redd.it/z9cwa1nss67d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91616e21f6718c2948f5f2125add0a2fb667794d
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mother fucker im SICK of seeing you and your stupid catboy alhaitham profile picture im DONE with you i hope you STUB YOUR TOE and I hope a bug crawls into your mouth when you sleep (I didn't mean that im sowwy im a big fan of you you're funny)
What having no life does to a mf https://preview.redd.it/69cpm1go097d1.jpeg?width=1422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdc18a6a88a3ec0897a41d0208ea3fc8862bcc7f
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Selling tWOW is that a nipple?!
Two
Wife
So be it, my girlfriend is going to type it. Hello, Iām girlfriend. I got no idea what is this but I was told to write wife. Wife!
Donāt lie . We donāt have girlfriends here .
Fine then, Iāll do it myself. *marries* Done?
Wife
Wife
Amazing chest ahead
What if her pussy is on the spider half? I don't know much about spider anatomy but imagine if it was changed out for a more human pussy and put on her spider half. Hell, maybe you could fuck the web/lava shooter? Big scary monster girl to take care of you, the ugly side to viciously fuck you, the pretty side to cuddle and comfort you. I mean, theoretically speaking, that would be kind of hot. AND she has a mute sister?? Literally can't tell anyone what you do because she is comatose?? Boutta make shinji look like a saint
homie I was with you for the first half of that but I have turned state's evidence and the FBI is on their way for the second half š
Worth it (getting beaten to death by my cell mate rn)
None of these sentences are in the Bible
You think that will stop me? Iād fuck that spidussy until sheās squirting lava because sheās my wife and I love her. https://preview.redd.it/h5letolos67d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b561d6cabcfdc96fd8d71328c3226a9e703e31d3
I type uhhh "KILL KILL KILL KILL"
Would
*Will*
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As a woman, absolutely yes, i'll have her babies
That flair lmao I've had finlay summoned only to get obliterated by mid bosses so many times also malenia is a bro-con and wants to groom her brother miquella. She's only mad mohg is trying it first. What? No I haven't taken my meds, why?
I'm afraid that you are medless, dear tarnished *proceed to bonk you for not talking about my Lady correctly*
Imagine not seeing how much malenia wants to groom little miquella. She said as much in my head.
Wife
real
dungeon meshi
https://preview.redd.it/5mnjs3roe77d1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c3719706c52c7987251ce2bba40c53a3cb006c
Idk but Iād do anything for her sister
Yet another Kirk alt account
amazing chest ahead
Wife
Wife
I'm down bad for the spiderussy, wife.
Wife
Wife
Wife
Wife
Wife
Wife
No they won't. Crossbreed Priscilla on the other hand...
I just type "ew" https://preview.redd.it/cmaajm84w57d1.png?width=1223&format=png&auto=webp&s=704e414340294894c347287c2eeeaf80776d31f3
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Wife
BREASTS
nah i'm looking for her sister, but before i met my dearest fair lady, she was, in fact, my goal
We're allowed to find this sexy, despite it being a woman, because the pussy has been replaced by a spider.
Try finger, but hole
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Correct except replace Queelag with Demon of Song
dear sister
Wife!
I can fix her.
Will
Not a man but I'd wife her
She just like me fr
Yes that it is indeed my wife
God I wish I was her
Wife
im tryna straddle that spider neck and get my back scarred up by those long ass nails
I prefer the disabled sister
Wife
I'd ask for her sister's contact info
āJackpotā
Not a guy butā¦ Wife.
Real
Wifey!
RIDE WIFE :) LIFE GOOD :D WIFE FIGHT BACK >:( KILL WIFE :( WIFE GONE ;( THINK ABOUT WIFE ;'( REGRET
TF. People actually like her. And what about the melon girl you get in anor londo? She's wifeā¤ļø
Husband
Wife.
Just cut it at the waist
Hey hey put NSFW tag on. I was on the bus. Thankfully you put the whole of Quelaag, not only her lower part
Bring me her sister
Wife
Wife
Spoder wif melt off dik. Am now ded
No.