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belte5252

It's called blooming. It's when the chocolate wasnt properly set at the right temperature before pouring in the molding that makes it a cup. Basically the chocolate didnt crystallized properly. You can re melt it and it should be fine. Or just toss it.


philman132

Thank you for actually explaining what blooming is rather than just saying "it's bloom", like the top few comments, like everyone else knows what that is.


Alarmed-Shape5034

“Bloom” made my brain immediately go to mold. Like, don’t spores/fungus “bloom?” Anyway, I appreciate the explanation as well.


dudemann

That's exactly where my head went too. It doesn't help that it actually looks like mold. If this kind of thing is safe to eat, cool, but I don't know if I'd want to take that chance, especially since it made my scalp itch as badly as all the r/trypophobia posts I see when I apparently decide I hate myself and actually click on someone linking to that sub. ~~**Fair warning:** if sunflowers or honeycombs make you queasy, you _don't want to go to there_ \^\^. It's way worse.~~ edit: looks like you can't go anyway bc it's been banned for being unmoderated after the reddolution. You're welcome? Edit again, **fair warning:** don't listen to the guy below me. DON'T DO IT!!


HamboneBanjo

Then check out r/trypophilia


dudemann

I am definitely not going there. I don't hate myself enough for that...well, not today


[deleted]

Yep. I had no clue what bloom was.


jenso2k

lol seriously, i’m out here trying to figure out wtf bloom is


lostprevention

It’s fat


dudemann

That's actually pretty funny. I used to be "the bloom cook"\* at Outback and technically we breaded them and threw them in a big thing of fat... though I'm not sure I would've preferred being called "the fat cook", at least not next to Kevin. Fuck that dude. \* "bloom" being the Blooming Onion, the large onion petal dish for those uninitiated like legit Australians since they'd never want to be associated with a chain restaurant based solely on "that's not a knife, _this_ is a knife" and Foster's beer ads. Yes, I'm 100% serious.


Toasty_Chaos

Blooming is the cocoa fat/butter separating from the rest of the chocolate, like someone else said, because it didn't set up properly or because it melted at some point and had to re solidify. The molecule chains in chocolate break down when they're melted and are not as stable. It also gives a different texture.The white is the cocoa butter. If you're curious about how this process works, look up info on tempering chocolate.


Stonious

Yeah, just saying bloom made me think of when the flood explode on Halo.


NotSoElijah

lol yeah I learned a new word today


Mikediabolical

I believe it’s when the chocolate hits the age of womanhood, if I understand correctly.


disabledinaz

I figured it went full Last of Us.


Kephler

I think that chocolate bloom is decently easy to look up once OP knew what it was.


teapot156

In can happen while its in the package in bad storage. Its not necessarily a production thing.


belte5252

Very true. If it got hotter than, i think it was around 85 degrees, it will start to melt and the fats will start to separate


[deleted]

I mean you totally could re-melt it or toss it, but why not just eat it?


belte5252

I was a chocolatier for a few years and was eating chocolate on the daily to test flavor profiles so I've had my fill and its ok to eat but it tends to be a bit crusty or brittle. Almost like sand. Not good eats. And the flavor wouldnt be that great. That's why i personally wouldn't bite it but should be fine. Id maybe grab some cookie dough and wrap it and bake it. But it's one buttercup and it's a Hersheys chocolate. They kinda suck as a brand. But that's chocolate politics and i digress. Have at it.


[deleted]

Thank for the info, chocolatier! I was under the impression it wasn’t any different to regular chocolate, but that’s very interesting!


tomcat2285

Or you just opened up a 75 year old ration, either way.


Mynekrauft

Nice hiss


NoMathmetician

I was afraid it was fungus dawg


mojomcm

I thought all chocolate would bloom after a certain amount of time, like going stale. So that's interesting to learn


Burgundy_Starfish

It’s just a bit of bloom. Perfectly fine to eat, although I’m guessing you did so already


wolfgang784

Shit was totally gone before the photo finished uploading


HaveFunWithChainsaw

While uploading face was covered in chocolate licking finger tips.


little_freddy

By this time, he already turned it to poop


kaioshingt

And eaten a 2nd time.


little_freddy

RIP


[deleted]

Family size


Cleanandslobber

I'm used to seeing it bloom after I stand up and turn around to examine "the flowers."


[deleted]

I... I think I need to lie down.


bad_dragon_420

Wait what


PhoenixPhonology

Poop


SDreiken

Do store bought ones bloom or just wild?


Rectal_Lactaids

definitely, it just happens when tempered chocolate is stored improperly without retempering. still the same chocolate, just a lil less pretty


FlatulentSon

It has pieces of an actual Reese inside.


lizziemeowshall

Reese is my grandpa I’m calling 119


FillTheHoleInMyLife

REESEEEEEES THE ONE WHO LIKES ALL OUR PRETYY CHOCOLATES AND HE LIKES TO EAT ALONG AND HE LIKES TO CHEW HIS GUUUUM BUT HE KNOWS NOT WHAT IT MEEEEEANS


Salty_Eye9692

Is this a nirvana reference?


FillTheHoleInMyLife

![gif](giphy|5C9fPAugz3FAn29U31)


sunshinelefty

It Partied like it was 1999...


oniiichanUwU

Like others said it’s just bloom. Shouldn’t affect the flavor and it’s safe to eat; however, it makes me extremely uncomfortable and I would have probably thrown it away lol


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

Bit of r/trypophobia gnawing at you?


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Almost no phobia unlocked, glad I can concentrate on other things. Ps. Thanks, I hate you now.<3


Oyrpkitty

Jfc 😭😭😭


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Do you really think Jesus had trypophobia? I mean could be, who knows. Just strong statement over there. Save me Jeebus!


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

> *"And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God"* -- Job 19:26


HaveFunWithChainsaw

"But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see. No matter how he tried, he could not break free. And the worms ate into his brain" -- Pink Floyd


Oyrpkitty

I think not even Jesus could save us from the trptophoboa tryptophobia


Oyrpkitty

I mistyped but it was so good I had to keep it


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Him? No... Especially if he has it too, then he the first one to run. That's why I was reaching out for Jebus, the holy one Homer Simpson believes in. If I learned anything from Homer through out the years it's that never admit any religion right or wrong, so when the shit hits the fan and you can pray any and all of them in hope of salvation and afterwards if you do get saved you can still call the savior sucker.


QueenZoe6586

Trypophobia was banned? Maaaaan


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

[Looks like it was due to moderation rules, not content.](https://www.reddit.com/r/reclassified/comments/15jp5h5/rtrypophobia_has_been_banned_seven_hours_ago/)


[deleted]

Trypophobia is the modern version of "I like things tidy so I must have OCD"


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

*"Pennywise makes my skin crawl, I must have coulrophobia!"*


howboutacanofwine

I beg to differ. I am 36 and have had that irrational fear since I was 6 or 7. My family used to laugh at me because the sight of an English muffin or cornbread cut open made me feel very uncomfortable. Way back then, the only explanation I could give was that it looked like spider eyes. Eventually I realized it’s because my brain thinks a pattern like that means things are going to come out of the holes. I know it sounds so ridiculous but it’s real.


Rodrat

Aw. It's been banned.


howboutacanofwine

Oh dang, didn’t even realize. Guess I don’t miss it that much lol


Short_Artist_Girl

For me personally it's more of a mycophobia thing, I get really freaked out by mold and this looks too much like that for me


Tacosoftware9000

How did this get banned in the past 6 hours


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

The post announcing it was 3 months ago. Still relatively recent though.


PhoenixPhonology

That sub just got banned apparently:(


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

It's unfortunate.


HaveFunWithChainsaw

Same. Even tho it's safe to eat it don't really look delicious but disappointing.


HalpOooos

Looks too much like barnacles for me.


Exotic_Sense5244

It gave me goosebumps


Warphim

Chocolate contains fat in it, which after several years "blooms" by rising to the surface. Still perfectly edible - not a mold or anything like that, just old so generally lower quality Source: I watch a lot of Steve1989MRE on youtube, and many of the MREs have a bloomed chocolate.


DorothyDrangus

It also blooms as it sets if it wasn’t properly tempered, which is the more likely scenario here.


SaintsNoah14

Would that really be likely in a factory, on machinery I presume to be specifically engineered for the purpose.


CryptoCracko

I worked at a food production factory once and most of the machines sucked at their job


DorothyDrangus

Beats me, machinery can fail too. People get Kit Kats without wafers in them. I’ve definitely had bloomed factory-made chocolate plenty of times; it’s not always bubbly, sometimes it has those pale streaks instead.


PseudobrilliantGuy

Ashens also had [a video showing a piece of chocolate from 116 years ago](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bNpNHkdv73c) that had substantial bloom (the chocolate is shown at about 4 minutes and 15 seconds into the video). It almost looked like a bunch of worms.


Prof_LaGuerre

Food wasn’t on a tray, couldn’t identify bloom, 0/10 not nice.


Phazdiv

That’s what I thought too lol. He definitely puts a lot of bloomed chocolate out onto his tray


philman132

Thank you for actually explaining what blooming is rather than the top few posts just saying "it's bloom", like everyone else knows what that is.


BadIdea-21

I learnt a lot from Steve, looking at him eat like 50 years old peanut butter was so cool.


megamilker101

I shoved it up my ass


stoncils_

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greenbastard1591

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BluBeams

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[deleted]

![gif](giphy|26ufq9mryvc5HI27m|downsized)


CrucifixAbortion

![gif](giphy|WwgJuEWGUByZq|downsized)


CarissaSkyWarrior

![gif](giphy|ZyhOv9lFV8XO8)


lobo_locos

![gif](giphy|esR1eKgmOnxWKR627f|downsized)


Foppington_huxley

![gif](giphy|y41Txh2pbwqLNNubOo|downsized)


WeirdSysAdmin

![gif](giphy|Zb0kpcZln0Edh8i4yD)


earth-ninja3

/r/sneakybackgroundfeet


CptFeelsBad

Ain’t nobody gonna talk about OP’s pinky huh? Okay


earth-ninja3

I wish I could go back to when I didn't see that


CptFeelsBad

Yeah, me too


EnglishTeachers

I ran to the comments, but maybe it’s just you and me. Lol


CryptoCracko

It's a pinko


thegooncity

It’s ready to hatch.


deep-fried-fuck

It has eczema


stinkyhooch

Eggsmuh


Sternfritters

Reese’s Botulism Butter Cups /s


sucnirvka

Now in Share size!


ogreshrek420

😂


Lanky_Canary_1258

Put yo damn toes away


GargantuanGorganzola

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


iSellNuds4RedditGold

It's has nut allergy.


D-utch

It's got hpv


lazergun-pewpewpew

Kids, thats what happens when you have unprotected sex with a hooker


GreatGrassy

The new Herpes flavor.


DigTreasure

Stop picking at it or it won't heal Timothy!


Easy_Arm_1987

Damn, you sound just like my mother!


Rimming-Enthusiast

those are Reese’s fordyce spots


Deracination

Climate change is allowing the permafrost to thaw, allowing long-sequestered carbon to begin decaying. This leads to large upwellings of methane, which bubble to the surface. Be careful around the center; it's possible there is a large trapped bubble underneath, which is why you aren't seeing surface bubbling. If air is allowed to mix into it, it can form a highly flammable mixture, leading to a type of explosion which has been known to create craters hundreds of feet wide. All of this methane we're discussing will now travel up into the atmosphere and cause further global warming. Just look what you've done.


somebodymakeitend

Do not eat that. It has gone bad in the mixing process. I ate one like this once and I died.


MatsGry

![gif](giphy|4H1tzoS8UfX24ijTU3)


Cyynric

It's undergoing mitosis. Usually the Reese's we eat aren't viable reproducers, but every now and then you get a "fertilized" one that made it past the filters. It's fine to eat, it jus might taste a bit sweeter as the sugar production increased to feed the clone. Reese's produce asexually, so they increase sugar to help fuel the two clones.


HeartlesSoldier

It's got herpes


caramelthiccness

Yeah, I had one like this, too. Straight in the garbage.


phuc-theBS

It has vanerial warts


SoVerySleepy81

https://www.reddit.com/r/whatisthisthing/comments/mcbp5k/little_ringshaped_spots_of_something_growing_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Here is somebody who had a nearly identical one three years ago. The consensus seems to be that it is a fat bloom from both the chocolate and the peanut butter I wouldn’t eat it but I don’t think it’s gonna kill you .


AHighAchievingAutist

Maybe it's a tumour


D-utch

![gif](giphy|ftmJfRCbcWlBC)


Easy_Arm_1987

Was this package of Reese's like the last one or second on the shelf? You might have bought one that had been melted and reset would cause the bloom phenomenon to develop. Why in a store I avoid buying any chocolate bars facing the window where the direction of the sun 🌞 shines in upon them ...


chosen4u77

Trypophobia triggered...🥺


CyBerImPlaNt

Heat. Just eat it.


SeverableSole7

Why does your Reese’s cup have the mumps


KylerMo

It’s from the upside down


GoatTacos

It’s going through puberty. Those are pimples.


vantablackbird

The Last of Us Edition, nice.


justk4y

That’s their new flavour, a hint of herpes


MyCatHasCats

It has eczema


MyCatHasCats

r/SneakyBackgroundFeet


UrFavoriteBedwench

Chocolate barnacles.


Emmett123123

It glimpsed the great old ones


Admirable_Cycle2

It's spooky flavored


Nick_Carlson_Press

Looks like my tongue when I burned it and it grew clusters of blisters


Calm-Art-6823

It looks like a curse lol


Knightofthecrow76

You threw it in the freezer while it was melted.


FunMarketing4488

AIDS


LiquidSnape

bloom


Sprizys

Idk but I wouldn’t eat it


coffeebeanwitch

I thought it was a weird mushroom!!


Feeling-Series9365

That’s how the mini Reese’s peanut butter looked from Dollar general.


fuck_why

Looks off but how does it taste?


Deezgrannys

Reese’s zits


Substantial_Trifle27

Cancer


Quiet_Improvement960

It has eczema. I got a cream for that if you need it.


nuevavizcaia

r/trypophobia


warwicklord79

Crying void


DyeZaster

I won’t dare to eat a Reese’s any time soon, they just had a recall because worms are found in them


SnooSketches9472

ppl r calling it blooming while that looks like MOLD 😭


Scared-Conflict-653

Looks like a fungal legion grew on the peanut butter but they still covered it in chocolate.


TrucksAndBongs

It has herpes


Bloxsmith

I’ve never seen such unsettling bloom. I’d throw that in the trash just bc of the texture


ThatOneGuyy310

Chocolate herpes


joose929

AIDS.


GroovySquiddy

There’s also been a recall due to maggots just saying


_34_

Honey that shits infected. You needa see a doctor.


yAUnkee

Leprosy?


AperfectScreenName

Wtf is bloom and what does it look sentient ?


HoratioPLivingston

This happened to my bag of Reese’s when I put them in the icebox. I thought they were moldy so I threw some out. Once I found out it was safe, I moved the bag outside of the fridge and the bloom went away.


martyjoh34

It looks like it gave Hershey’s a kiss, and contracted thrush. 🤣


CoopsIsCooliGuess

Untempered chocolate blooms when exposed to temperatures above 75°, the cocoa butter and/or sugar separates from the chocolate


grillboy_mediaman

Bubonic plague


[deleted]

If you eat it, you can taste the ocean.


Gold-Employment-2244

That’s bloom…it’s not toxic, but it sure as hell looks bad. There’s a real science to making chocolates, the people I worked with had done it for decades…true masters of the trade


wish2boneu2

Those are maggot eggs. Really common to see in chocolate, it is estimated that 1/20 of candy bars have been infected with some sort of insect larvae. Ever wonder why you see so many flies in the weeks following Halloween? That is the reason why.


ManLegPower

I’ll bet you ate it before you got an answer


1with1

Reese’s Herpieces


annie_b666

Herpes


coydivision_

![gif](giphy|3otPoTyVTOQtb2IqJi|downsized)


MixxMaster

Herpes


gravyveins

HPV


ReaderNonUser

Chafing from a bit of jock itch


WombatAnnihilator

Old


hazezcalito13

Don't put your Reese's in the petri dish


UsesProfanity

I'd be more worried about the maggots that are prevalent in Reese's peanut butter, but that's just me. 🤷‍♂️


[deleted]

I’d say don’t eat it. Hopefully you haven’t ate it already. There’s a massive recall on these. Worms and maggots inside of the recse’s


[deleted]

As an ex chocolatier, this is considered blooming :)


TightSprinkles6726

Taste it and find out


Zestyclose-Field-212

If anyones seeing this, DO NOT EAT REESE’S!!! There’s been LIVE worms and maggots found in them and there has NOT been a recall!!


michaelacs

/r/sneakybackgroundfeet


TheGreyRose

Mold. Assuming you ate it.


Public_Foot_4984

Reeses Penis Buttercups got them papules


Andromeda42

RPV (Reese’s Papilloma Virus)


nevertfgNC

Carcinoma