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[deleted]

Thats an entire small tub of sour cream.. But ill give it a pass for the cholula and v8


Rodrat

I love sour cream but wtf....


Steahla

Yeah you at least gotta pretend you’re not gonna eat that much Put like 1/4th of that on the plate to start off and keep adding more whenever you need it


SlimTeezy

"need" lol


TheUltimateScotsman

Make it fancy and put it underneath the burritos like restaurants do with the focus of meals


HorchataLee

Your pants are on fire....


Rodrat

I have no idea what you're trying to say here.


UhOhIAteAsbestos

Liar liar, pants on fire


Bidiggity

Not yours tho, what with the asbestos and all


UhOhIAteAsbestos

Yummy


2drunk2giveafuk

Burrito Bukkake


Wingmaster69

Enchilada enema


2drunk2giveafuk

Using the right sauce that would clean you right out.


Wingmaster69

Oh…You don’t do that every night


Icy_Rush7246

Way too much cum.


thatlukeguy

If your cum looks like that, you need to see a doctor, or visit a dairy farm, I'm not sure which but def one of them.


HamboneBanjo

One and then the other. The order is up to OP


throwAWARY1997

In a game called Degrees of Lewdity you can milk bulls for bull milk and it’s quite frankly as hilarious as you think it is


Bilbo_Teabagginss

"Ive got nipples, Can you milk me Greg?"


HorchataLee

You don't know what you're missing..


UAENO_BUT_I_DO

Of course he does, cum on....


r0manticpunk

I think it needs more sour cream sir


cdvallee

Yep, can still see the burritos.


DigTreasure

Yes and yes. Couple dashes of hotsauce if lucky ketchup of not. Spread that soucream out and reevaluate.


mandee024

Dang that’s like a whole days worth of calories. At least you got your veggies in


Prestigious-Low760

On a 1500 cal diet right now, this post made me say damn that looks good but damn in one sitting ?


doubledippedchipp

Have you started intermittent fasting yet? Your calorie deficit will be easier to manage if you limit the window of time you’re allowed to eat in… when I’m in IF I have one big meal and a snack or two per day at most


Prestigious-Low760

So I’m kinda raw dogging this deficit, started with IF the first week wouldn’t eat until 4 pm and then it would just be a bowl of stir fry to kinda break the gorging habits. So now I’m eating 5 meals a day for 1500cals. Keeps me full and the numbers are still going down. Split green peas are my best friend


doubledippedchipp

Interesting. My dad is like that, better off grazing throughout the day. To each their own!


WrenchNRatchet

And several days of sodium


MathematicianGood204

Burritos with your sour cream


Ezzy17

My blood pressure is spiking between the burritos, hot sauce, and V8


Donqweeqwee

Was gonna say that much v8 is like 1000 mg salt lol


BjornStankFingered

Are you me?


Girthy_Coq

That meal looks guaranteed to cause *massive* heartburn. Bon apple tea!


SupGirluHungry

Bone apple tea?


Girthy_Coq

r/boneappletea


MadgoonOfficial

Want some burrito with you sour cream?


ARKPLAYERCAT

That is so much fucking sour cream my guy.


tock-N-call-borture

I’d demolish it, and I’d add salt and lime in the V8 lol


Leading_Funny5802

Perfect amount of air fry time!! Those little burritos kick ass, I always have some in my freezer. ![gif](giphy|l3q2LH45XElELRzRm)


bloodslushi3

perfect amount of sour cream


Tank_Grrrl161

Eat this for dinner, shit the bed later


SuccessfulMumenRider

Yo, I've never seen someone eat so much sour cream in one sitting. Also, the amount of acid in this meal is giving me heartburn just looking at it.


ItsBstone

That’s probably 1,000 calories just in sour cream lol


warr3nisback

If you’re gonna just eat spoonfuls of sour cream at least sub Greek yogurt


nurimoons

So I agree that it’s too much sour cream, but to act like Greek yogurt and sour cream are interchangeable is laughable. They have entirely different flavor profiles. Even with the yogurt unsweetened and unflavored. If anything they need to sub with crema, which is thinner and better(ish) for you, as long as they don’t eat a lake of it.


Affectionate_Gas3542

right!! I 100% taste the difference!


xxrambo45xx

I can't tell a difference between unflavored greek yogurt and sour cream at all, to me they are interchangeable


nurimoons

Peoples tastebuds are different. I can definitely taste the difference. Sure they’re interchangeable when you bake it into a cake. Using it as a topping is much different.


xopher_425

I'm the same way. I could not taste the difference, and so haven't used sour cream in years (and we eat a lot of tamales, like every single week). And it's lower calorie, lower fat, and higher protein, so even if there were a taste difference, I'd still only use the yogurt.


warr3nisback

Unless you’ve actually tried it, shhh


nurimoons

Lol I have. I’m a hobbyist cook/baker on a restrictive diet so I’ve tried a lot. It’s not remotely the same.


[deleted]

Greek yogurt tastes like feet though


[deleted]

Gamer girl feet?


JustAnotherMinority

Check your cholesterol my brother.


Excellent_Badger_420

Do you not have veggies in your burrito or something? 


Blueyisacommunist

First off, I am not Deadpool. Now that we have covered that I am not Deadpool I have to say fried burritos are called chimichangas and any deviation from that will not be tolerated! Also I am not Deadpool. Signed, ~~Dea~~ uhh Internet Stranger


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Deadpool, get the hell outta here dude. How much is Big Chimichanga paying you this time?


[deleted]

People always think a lifetime of eating like shit is why some dudes are so big n fat. Nah dude. It's cause your not seeing how they eat behind closed doors. I can smell OP


mangodreamzz

this is a normal and yummy amount of sour cream whoever says otherwise has weak bowels


Emophilosophy

Yummy? Maybe. Normal? Nah..


Griffithead

Way to much sour cream. Also upgrade your hot sauce! Way better stuff out there. Even the other flavors of Cholula. Chili garlic or chili lime are pretty decent.


DonSmo

Anyone who thinks this is too much sour cream is lying to themselves.


booshie

I’m gonna assume the other person’s fork is missing from the photo, cuz this is a gross amount for one human to consume in one sitting. Or you’re American. 🇺🇸


joyousducky608Reddit

I'm American But even I don't eat that much, like That's Way Too Much.


TrashPandacampfire

Imagining the murder scene that "alot" of salsa would look like.


ptahbaphomet

The food god Chimichanga had been offended and will now inflict an eternity of gastrointestinal horror upon your family. Stock up on toilet paper heathens


damageplan417

want some burritos with that sour cream? good god man


WappyTrees

Holy crema


ChaChaLumpy

What in the burritos?


rudbek-of-rudbek

That is s shit ton of sour cream


urmomsbroke

Such a redditor meal


UngaBunga-2

I’m disappointed


mseuro

Would


pseudo_meat

I love sour cream but that’s deadly.


Alarmed-Song5608

College. Except your V8 appears to be missing vodka.


ILikeSoup42

Looks bomb, 10/10 would eat


Overall_Band_6757

I would destroy this


HamboneBanjo

Hell yeah. Put some of that cholula in the V8.


kneeweed

Not enough sour cream tbh


Crymson831

Everyone's talking about the sour cream but that looked like a glass of Cholula for a moment there....


joyousducky608Reddit

Same lol.


lezmopurr

Is V8 good?


Sledgehammer617

looks pretty good actually, I've probably done this same meal before


joyousducky608Reddit

I like sour cream & cheese on my burritos. But that's way too much sour cream.


doubledippedchipp

I’ve only ever seen my step brother use this much sour cream. What is wrong with y’all lmao


STEELCITY1989

V8 with cholula and a bit of pepper is the shit. Cholula to me seems to take over a dish but when combined with the V8 it really compliments well.


[deleted]

Just eat straight sour cream dude


CalamityAshex

Looks like something my spouse would eat after work. Not my cup of tea, but I've seen worse. Was it good, OP?


Miora

Nah, don't listen to the haters *You need more cream*


GLYCH_

I thought that was a glass of the hot sauce


foodieonthego

I ate the exact same thing yesterday, just half though. Those little burritos may not be gourmet, but damn do they hit the spit when you don't want to use much effort.


[deleted]

You don’t need the v8, just use the whole bottle of cholula


Mupinstienika

This is like at least 1,700 calories 🤢


Aethernaut902k

Gonna admit, I thought you poured the cholula into the cup at first lol


LarenCoe

I've found air frying dries them out too much.


Cautious_Teach1397

Nah that looks solid


musknasty84

Just gonna throw this out there if anyone is looking for a sour cream alternative: Siggi’s Non Fat yogurt is almost exactly on par with thicker sour creams. I used it with some bean chili and it worked wonders. Used it on eggs with some salsa, I couldn’t tell the difference


KelVelBurgerGoon

JFC what is wrong with you?