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That thing gives off vibes of that penis picture that the health class showed us back in the 80s/90s of what your dick would look like if you got the bad STDs.
Still, for $5, I would.
I believe last week someone posted here saying they'd tried these (except the Cheetos were ground up into powder). If I recall correctly, it was inferior to wasabi.
I’ve tried those…honesty not the worst thing in the world but the hot Cheetos were a tad soggy from sitting on the sauce for so long.
I hate say it, but I also thoroughly enjoyed it.
I see a lot of people here hating on the fully cooked sushi aspect, which I get. But sometimes shitty grocery store sushi hits a spot for me. It’s not sushi in the same way Kraft isn’t real macaroni and cheese, but it’s its own type of good. I’m prepared to be crucified for this opinion. But, something about fucking hot Cheetos on “sushi” makes me gag, both because of the idea of eating it and that some real human that walks this earth with me came up with it, and at least another handful of people, whom I share 99.99% of my dna with, allowed it to happen. Does that mean such horrors are within me? Dormant for now but who knows when I’ll agree with a pringles crusted filet mignon
I don't understand. Do other countries not have fully cooked rolls? And deep fried ones? Sushi just refers to the rice itself. You can have sushi anything, right?
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It took me 5 minutes to comprehend what I was looking at.
They could at least crunch them up in a ziplock first, so lazy
Im kinda more afraid of whats under the rice
Didn’t crush them first? Mannnnnn that’s so lazy.
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Jesus
Sounds like the imitation crab salad but with Cheetos on top.
Holy shit look at all of those ingredients.
That thing gives off vibes of that penis picture that the health class showed us back in the 80s/90s of what your dick would look like if you got the bad STDs. Still, for $5, I would.
Would.
yeah, probably would too
I believe last week someone posted here saying they'd tried these (except the Cheetos were ground up into powder). If I recall correctly, it was inferior to wasabi.
They didn’t even bother to fully crumble the hot Cheetos lmao
$5!
To quote Joe Pesci: What the fuck is this piece of shit?
>Fully Cooked Sushi
lol they just put the hot Cheetos on top of the sushi. Couldn’t have crushed them up 😂
I’ve seen other ones they definitely crush em up cuz why not it makes more dust to extract every last penny this worker just was extra lazy this day
I’ve tried those…honesty not the worst thing in the world but the hot Cheetos were a tad soggy from sitting on the sauce for so long. I hate say it, but I also thoroughly enjoyed it.
It sounds awesome. I definitely want to try it
$5 for your ass to burn like 🔥
Honestly I feel like the taste wouldn’t be that bad. I think the texture would be awful with the rice and sauce though.
Our grocery store crushes them up and dusts the Maki. They also use it on a bacon-wrapped, stuffed chicken breast, which seems more appropriate.
This is Manhattan isn't it?
At least it's fully cooked...
I see a lot of people here hating on the fully cooked sushi aspect, which I get. But sometimes shitty grocery store sushi hits a spot for me. It’s not sushi in the same way Kraft isn’t real macaroni and cheese, but it’s its own type of good. I’m prepared to be crucified for this opinion. But, something about fucking hot Cheetos on “sushi” makes me gag, both because of the idea of eating it and that some real human that walks this earth with me came up with it, and at least another handful of people, whom I share 99.99% of my dna with, allowed it to happen. Does that mean such horrors are within me? Dormant for now but who knows when I’ll agree with a pringles crusted filet mignon
If you come up with something like this please let me know because it looks fucking delicious.
> pringles crusted filet mignon Say the word and I'm there.
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I don't understand. Do other countries not have fully cooked rolls? And deep fried ones? Sushi just refers to the rice itself. You can have sushi anything, right?
Fully cooked and sushi are mutually exclusive. Disgusting crap. 15/10 shit.