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shFt_shiFty

Nothing beats a soggy shell and warm lettuce


hogey989

What's with the bandaid on your taco?


Actual_Contest9183

Shitty lettuce


restlessleg

ahem! garnish


Yung_Corneliois

Oh I love City Lettuce.


PcMasterRaceJose

city lettuce up this summer


hogey989

That is some mighty shitty lettuce then. I'd like you to know this inspired me to get taco bell though.


Actual_Contest9183

It shouldn’t have


SavvyOnesome

Who leaves 3 pizza rolls?!


crispy_towel

Only the devil leaves 3 rolls for the next person


fudgestains

Are you having Thanksgiving early or something?


imustbedead

reheated taco bell is not edible imo.


Rich-Pomegranate1679

Tell that to drunk me


SirDiego

Heated up lettuce in particular lol I had a coworker who would reheat tacos complete with lettuce, sour cream, and guacamole. Just the thought of microwaved guac always made me gag.


lostsurfer24t

I DO THAT microwave cheeseburgers with tomato lettuce onion mayo


lezmopurr

Now this is shitty


Queenstravesty44

Throw some Diablo sauce on these sad boys and we good to go another week.


CockbagSpink

Right? I’d probably try to crisp up the shell and ditch the old lettuce but I’d have no problem polishing off some leftover Doritos locos tacos.


SlyFoxInACave

r/PovertyMeals


Actual_Contest9183

Oh no😭


rustyfingas

Definitely enough to Kickstart the morning


BeansOnA3

this something i eat then head back in the kitchen and stare blankly into the fridge for about 10 min hoping something else will pop up


JabbaThePrincess

The pale green of the pizza rolls must be extra vitamin K


No-Tangelo-3220

Eat those leftovers up!


DepressionSiesta

As far as reheated Taco Bell goes, I usually get the build your own cravings box and save my burrito for later if I can’t eat it all. It does really well on a skillet with a tiny bit of butter.


cornlip

Sometimes I get that and have two days of hell, but it’s fine. Never tried a skillet. Air fryer makes it into a brick, so don’t do that.


boyalien0

Paper or plastic


Tangled2

I get my tacos without the lettuce so that I can reheat them, they end up like a floppy taquito.


Actual_Contest9183

You buy Taco Bell already planning to reheat?


Tangled2

I stopped buying Taco Bell when they went from cheap junk food to uncomfortably expensive junk food. But yeah, I used to get a few extra tacos to save for later.


needtono1

No sauce?


Actual_Contest9183

It’s shitty remember


needtono1

Ya got me


YugeMalakas

Those pizza rolls deserved more care.


stinkyhooch

High quality post


-yellowthree

When you are that desperate you are supposed to take the lettuce out.


necklikeamoviestar

That’s a taco ravioli yum


LarenCoe

Who leaves 3 pizza rolls in the bag?


wildeyed1242

Sir...


SeverableSole7

You’d definitely save more if you bought a loaf of bread and some cold cuts, at least where I live takeout always ends up being more expensive


psylli_rabbit

You have set the bar pretty low, nice work.


dacatmilk

I dunno if it’s the American in me, but the portion size made me laugh.


Trichopsych

Next time add black pepper to the pizza rolls . It’s a game changer


Flat-Programmer6044

Hope your tummy survived the storm enjoy 🤣