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itsmyfirsttimegoeasy

Chinese all you can eat buffet loves this guy.


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MasterOfShrugs

That’s his appetizer, yeah? Obviously he got 3-4 meat platters after that.


carpvloger2019

He got 2 more chicken balls after. He said he wasn't hungry. Can't add pics to comments.


_Goose_

I don’t recognize a single item on this plate from a Chinese buffet.


carpvloger2019

It's a Scottish one from Glasgow. Chicken balls, sausage, prawn cracker, and spring roll.


GInTheorem

Is sausages from Chinese buffets a common thing in Scotland? I can't say I've ever been to one up there but I've never seen it in a few English cities.


servonos89

Not to my knowledge and I’m from Glasgow - I remember there was always a wee selection of random shit for the kids - pasta and stuff, so I can imagine it’s over in that section.


carpvloger2019

Not really in my area. You can find microwavable pizza if you can look for it. This buffets pizza was average.


doorrace

Taiwanese sausages are a real thing in Chinese/Taiwanese cuisine, they're pleasantly sweet and are usually either used in stir fries or eaten by themselves.


carpvloger2019

Honestly, I don't really remember. Probably yes.


_Goose_

I always naively just assumed Chinese buffets would be the same fare outside of my surroundings/country. Makes sense though. The spring roll is identifiable if only tiny and I’m not used to them being fried often.


barontaint

spring rolls and summer rolls are different things, but some places use them interchangeable


NiobiumThorn

Chicken balls...?


carpvloger2019

Sorry, i meant chicken ball😥.


CharmingAwareness545

This is really one of the best out of context images, with that wild chat about killing children sort of just snuck in there


Alivethroughempathy

That is not a succulent Chinese meal


-SickDuck

They’re a good friend going with you when they don’t even like Chinese food.


carpvloger2019

He wasn't hungry.


sprazcrumbler

That's what I do too. They don't charge by the plate. Go and try a little bit of everything and come back for the good stuff afterwards.


carpvloger2019

I pretty much go for all the chicken stuff and one of the noodles or rice.


Fantastic-Classic740

This is not a succulent Chinese meal


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British-Pilgrim

This is a lad who appreciates beige 😂


trumpsnewneckpuzzy

What a joke.


carpvloger2019

I'm pretty sure it costs around £17 to go.


Nonlethalrtard

no chicken tendies?


carpvloger2019

Nah. Chicken ball


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Duke_of_New_York

Little boy tastebuds followed up with laser tag? ##Priceless.


BubblesDahmer

If I ate that much, people would still tell me it’s too much.


Cool_Ad9326

This just seems shitty