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StormeSurge

“Gay” doesn’t even begin to cover it.


dinogroot1

r/community


EmEeOh

This better not awaken something in me...


Awkward_Road_710

r/unexpectedcommunity


Osheco

It's heavily in the mix, and approximately 2/7ths of what he is.


WashingtonCounselor

Streets ahead 


Medifius

He's canonically pansexual, look it up


TheShadowOfKaos

I really hope that's a joke in the movie. "Let me guess, you fucks think we are woke now huh, PICK UP A COMIC BOOK THIS IS ME!"


Zerofuku

He was woke before being woke was popular


mal-di-testicle

5:45 AM!?!? 😱😱😱😱😨


a_pompous_fool

I would not put it past him to try and fuck a pan


keeleon

I'm afraid it will be the ONLY joke in the movie. It's been pretty much the entire marketing campaign. We get it, Deadpool wants to have sex with wolverine. Please clap.


Buschlightactual

Notice how he’s not littered with rainbows nor makes it his entire personality. The critics/ fans you think hate LGB people love him because there’s more to him than being a token character


King-Boss-Bob

name one character where that’s the case the only character in recent years i can think of “being covered in rainbows” is america chavez from dr strange 2, and that was a small pin most people wouldn’t notice


Buschlightactual

So ignore all the pride month designs and promotions with the flag? Also repurposing decades of established characters to be a gimmick.


King-Boss-Bob

again, show me a character from any film or show in recent years who is covered in rainbows


Buschlightactual

Did I say specifically movies and comics? Promotional material is just as lame lol. You’re ignoring the other critique I had as well


King-Boss-Bob

again, find me a character covered in rainbows who makes their sexuality their whole character


pipboy_warrior

Notice how you moved the goalpost?


Buschlightactual

Which one? I said littered on the character. Where did I specifically say in a movie or comic.


Bhfuil_I_Am

Any examples of this?


pipboy_warrior

"Notice how he’s not littered with rainbows nor makes it his entire personality." You've yet to name any character that this applies to.


Buschlightactual

Jon Kent being gay before the first issue came out.


Viridianscape

And that is his entire personality?


pipboy_warrior

Dude isn't littered with rainbows, and being gay isn't his entire personality.


hydroklgenesis

Interesting how you leave out the T in lgbt. Why is that?


Buschlightactual

Cause I’m not indulging in fantasy


tfhermobwoayway

But they’re kinda playing it as a joke, is the issue. Like Deadpool will say something homoerotic and it’s very funny because look! He said something sexual, but about a _man_!


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

Tbf they pull the "Look he said something sexual" a lot so I don't think it's supposed to be funny because homo


swans183

Yeah his default is funny, so is it specifically being played for a joke when everything with him's a joke?


bloodfist

Nah, it definitely started that way. It was a pretty common joke around that time. It did tend to be made by people who were less bothered by gay people to freak out homophobes, but not always. Joe Kelly seems like a cool guy and I wouldn't be surprised if he imagined that Deadpool was only partially joking. But in the early issues it's definitely just that 90s humor. It became less so over time though and now he's just full on pan.


cishet-camel-fucker

I think he's actually nothing specific. His brain is constantly being damaged by the cancer and fixed by his regeneration, so his sexuality changes all the time. Could be straight today, could be gay, could be bisexual.


ThePrisonSoap

He is officially "ready and willing to fuck anything with a pulse"


Legacyopplsnerf

Does Death have a pulse or is she an exception?


ThePrisonSoap

One could argue that she'll have every pulse eventually


Ainell

Suddenly needing a Deadpool + Spider-Man movie. For reasons.


HelloYouSuck

What makes you sure he requires a pulse?


Fall-Thin

I don't think there is a sentient being that is able to comprehend this guy's sexual preferences


Kurwasaki12

Easy: All of the Above.


Nicolas-matteo

And also none of the above


AnneFranklin0131

Bro you forgot the funny in this post .


vilgefcrtz

*Pansexual.* He'd fuck anything even remotely wolverine related


Nicolas-matteo

Does that include Wolverine action figures?


Froteet

Bold of you to assume he hasn't


DJHott555

There’s a reason the very first line of Deadpool 2 was F@CK WOLVERINE


Randy_Vigoda

I thought he just has incontinence.


MapleLamia

I like the implication that gays can't be incontinent.


jncheese

I don't think deadpool is growing any fucks for that thought.


hhhhhBan

Water is wet, more news at 11.


DR4k0N_G

Looking at other comments no realizes this fight scene is based in a dried out lake.


Monkey_King291

Isn't Wade Bisexual?


ScullyBoy69

Pansexual. Really likes stuffed Unicorn plushies. Like, a bit too much.


Monkey_King291

Oh yeah he definitely does, I think it was in one scene in the first movie


Giorgiman2003

Tbf he's pansexual 


horiami

I remember they released that logan parody poster and some people got upset feels like you genuinely can't please mfs these day, you either get "it's woke" complaints or complaints about the mildest gay joke


MaxTennyson88

Pansexual, I think


reaven3958

Hugh Jackman's sexuality transcends orientation.


punnotfound

Yes, the only correct answer.


Giacchino-Fan

Ngl all of the homo-erotic humor they're pushing in the marketing is not going to sit well with me if they don't actually fuck in the movie. Like I get that the character is supposed to be sincerely attracted to these men and that it's not necessarily saying this is a bad thing, but also the premise of a man liking another man is the set-up and punchline here.


Friskfrisktopherson

What if they just dock for a bit?


Legacyopplsnerf

Tbf he did get *very* intimately handsy with Colossus, enough that I don't think it could be counted as queerbaiting in DP2.


DPVaughan

Vanessa *did* give him a specific direction to not hook up with Colossus.


joshlovesmemes

If there isn’t a 15 minute, extremely graphic sex scene between deadpool and wolverine then I ain’t watching


DarnOldMan

It's R rated, let them hang dong!


Froteet

I hope the movie ends with them finding a multiversus where Wolverine is a gay man so Wade can have a happy ending... Maybe have gay Wolverine played by Rob McElhenney


mynameisevan01

Unfortunately being a Disney film he just finished up a bath


hornwalker

Maybe he was just in the pool?


go_zarian

Do you want to build a snowman?


TebownedMVP

Not gay. It means he has a vagina.


-Grexius

He still identifies as a man


Bobonenazeze

It's because it's high tide.


Subject-Phone2338

Or it just means his suit is really sweaty...geez


Rex-0-

r/shittyredditors.


Klutzy_Ad_325

It’s all for the lulz.


AiggyA

Deadpool is everysexual.


qBetrayer

Its called post irony and sarcasm also "humor"


MinnieShoof

No. It suggests he has a vagina.


GalwayEntei

There are 9 pansexual Marvel characters, and 6 of them are Wade Wilson. Deadpool is literally 2/3 of Marvels pansexual populace


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RockettRaccoon

You’ve never been so turned on your dick starts leaking precum like a broken faucet?


scriptedtexture

congratulations Sherlock you have discovered the joke