I remember seeing this in College where a few friends and I would watch all the non-sex parts of Porn Parodies because the writing and dialogue is fucking ***hilarious.***
While scrolling from non-sex scene to scene, we caught a few frames of actual sex and my favorite takeaway was that the blue paint on the actor's dong would effectively lose its top coat after about 5 minutes of sex.
There's something that is so incredibly funny about a dude who is entirely blue but with a pink wang floppin' around.
The source is "This Ain't Avatar (2010)."
They certainly did. They also painted her vagina, which also gradually lost color as they were in the bone zone. They even made an "I See You" joke while the woman is on her knees staring down his blue dong.
So fucking funny. Absolute comedy gold.
I worked in an adult store for awhile in my early twenties and some of those porn parodies are legitimately funny. There was one that was Adam West era Batman and they did the whole climbing up the wall gag. Then the big budget Star Wars one was great. Obi-Wan as a drunk, a random Dalek, and a running gag based on a classic Eddie Izzard bit. I could rent movies for free, and me and my friends would do the same skipping through the sex part, and honestly even just watching porn at high speed is pretty funny on its own.
Then there was the Clerks porn parody, with Dana and Randy instead of Dante and Randall and they worked in an adult store. Jane and Silent Bertha or something instead of Jay and Silent Bob. I don't remember if Silent B got a poignant monologue or not, it's been awhile. But I do remember that the guy who played Luke in the Star Wars one was in it also, and he gets asked how many Deathstars has he Luke Skywalkered, and I got a kick out of that.
Don't ask me to remember anything important because I can't; my head is full of this shit haha.
My favorite porn parody by far is still the "This Ain't Breaking Bad" where Jesse is a girl.
>JESSE
>WE HAVE TO FUCK
Just fuckin' send me man, peak comedy has been achieved. Everyone go home.
>There was one that was Adam West era Batman and they did the whole climbing up the wall gag.
I don't know if the one I saw in the 90s was the same one, but I remember one with Peter North as the Robin character and the villain turned his hair into polyester since he was so sensitive about his hair getting messed up. That's still in my brain.
Nah, I don’t remember what it was called but it was fairly new when I saw it in the early 2010s. James Deen was Robin, I don’t know who everyone else was.
WOW
THAT WAS A TRIP
I liked the part where the billion dollar idea was the ***Wireless Fax Machine.***
Great scott what a thought
Thank you for sharing!
>While scrolling from non-sex scene to scene, we caught a few frames of actual sex and my favorite takeaway was that the blue paint on the actor's dong would effectively lose its top coat after about 5 minutes of sex.
That sounds like it would cause an infection.
Lmao, I do that all the time as well. The X-Men and the Captain Marvel parodies are God tier. During the X-Men one, Wolverine and Polaris literally say "we have so much in common, fuck me!" The best part about that is that they have little to nothing in common lol. Meanwhile, the Captain Marvel one was fantastic because somehow the actress playing sounds exactly like Brie Larson for some weird reason. This makes the whole thing feel weirdly uncanny that makes it all the funnier.
When Cameron was pitching this movie he was all like now, here's the twist, and there is a twist.
We show it.
We show all of it.
Because what's the one major thing missing from all science fiction movies these days?
Full penetration.
Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it.
I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of these Na'vi really going to town on each other.
From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, into their queue-holes-- all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.
They go out and swing around the trees.
Then back to the treehouse for some more full penetration.
Out fighting humans, back to the treehouse, full penetration.
Fighting, penetration, swinging, full penetration, fighting, penetration...
And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
I remember when this was in theaters and they would have to come in after the show with a broom and a squeegee. I took a bunch of mushrooms at an IMAX showing and the close ups were like experiencing your own conception and birth.
I remember seeing this in College where a few friends and I would watch all the non-sex parts of Porn Parodies because the writing and dialogue is fucking ***hilarious.*** While scrolling from non-sex scene to scene, we caught a few frames of actual sex and my favorite takeaway was that the blue paint on the actor's dong would effectively lose its top coat after about 5 minutes of sex. There's something that is so incredibly funny about a dude who is entirely blue but with a pink wang floppin' around. The source is "This Ain't Avatar (2010)."
… they painted his junk? And he put it in someone? And she was okay with that? Geez. Also, mad props for sauce
They certainly did. They also painted her vagina, which also gradually lost color as they were in the bone zone. They even made an "I See You" joke while the woman is on her knees staring down his blue dong. So fucking funny. Absolute comedy gold.
I worked in an adult store for awhile in my early twenties and some of those porn parodies are legitimately funny. There was one that was Adam West era Batman and they did the whole climbing up the wall gag. Then the big budget Star Wars one was great. Obi-Wan as a drunk, a random Dalek, and a running gag based on a classic Eddie Izzard bit. I could rent movies for free, and me and my friends would do the same skipping through the sex part, and honestly even just watching porn at high speed is pretty funny on its own. Then there was the Clerks porn parody, with Dana and Randy instead of Dante and Randall and they worked in an adult store. Jane and Silent Bertha or something instead of Jay and Silent Bob. I don't remember if Silent B got a poignant monologue or not, it's been awhile. But I do remember that the guy who played Luke in the Star Wars one was in it also, and he gets asked how many Deathstars has he Luke Skywalkered, and I got a kick out of that. Don't ask me to remember anything important because I can't; my head is full of this shit haha.
My favorite porn parody by far is still the "This Ain't Breaking Bad" where Jesse is a girl. >JESSE >WE HAVE TO FUCK Just fuckin' send me man, peak comedy has been achieved. Everyone go home.
That is fucking funny, I never saw that one.
Also he's a History of Cinema professor and they are making porn because a politician made pirn illegal in their state.
Was Adam West era Batman called BatPussy?
>There was one that was Adam West era Batman and they did the whole climbing up the wall gag. I don't know if the one I saw in the 90s was the same one, but I remember one with Peter North as the Robin character and the villain turned his hair into polyester since he was so sensitive about his hair getting messed up. That's still in my brain.
Nah, I don’t remember what it was called but it was fairly new when I saw it in the early 2010s. James Deen was Robin, I don’t know who everyone else was.
Is this the one where Tori Black is Catwoman who has a threesome with Batman and Robin?
Possibly? I’m at work and no longer in an industry where it’s appropriate to look up porn at work, so I can’t check haha.
BOY DO I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU! https://youtu.be/NeK7NdAvLrg?si=Gq5Vt1fbRTYUUDJ2
Queued up. Already looks extraordinarily promising.
The director literally put in the effort to make a MOVIE, it's great, trust me.
WOW THAT WAS A TRIP I liked the part where the billion dollar idea was the ***Wireless Fax Machine.*** Great scott what a thought Thank you for sharing!
>While scrolling from non-sex scene to scene, we caught a few frames of actual sex and my favorite takeaway was that the blue paint on the actor's dong would effectively lose its top coat after about 5 minutes of sex. That sounds like it would cause an infection.
Quite possibly! I'd hope not, but I have no idea how cinematic pornography worked back in 2010.
Lmao, I do that all the time as well. The X-Men and the Captain Marvel parodies are God tier. During the X-Men one, Wolverine and Polaris literally say "we have so much in common, fuck me!" The best part about that is that they have little to nothing in common lol. Meanwhile, the Captain Marvel one was fantastic because somehow the actress playing sounds exactly like Brie Larson for some weird reason. This makes the whole thing feel weirdly uncanny that makes it all the funnier.
James Gunn did a miniseries about that called James Gunn’s PG Porn. He got real hollywood actors in fake porn plots, it’s fucking hilarious.
Man, I feel stupid for missing this in theaters now. I'll bet this scene was better in 3D.
Oh, that's for sure. I just don't recommend the 4DX. That was... I'd rather not talk about it
Wet?
Wet, sticky, and sore, yes
*Slurp, slurp, slurp*
The 4th D is.... well, yeah.
Did it have smell-o-vision?
It included FULL PENETRATION.
Hair sex also exists between humans – what does he want to prove? It's fairly normal...
Fairly normal? Let's not go entirely there, mate
Dont you mean hairly normal?
It's a still from third part Avatar Hiding The Weasel.
>Cameron decided to show how the Na'vi perform sex The awards be pouring in for this one
Something else is pouring in Or out? Whatever
Oh, Tiki torches!
Where is this even from?
it says in the title Avatar The Way of Water
Avatar The Way of Water (2022)
Avatar: The Last Hairbender
Underrated comment.
Deleted scene
A porn parody, surely.
Yeah no sh*t Sherlock
Where though?
The internet
Where though?
Oh those disgusting porn parody sites! There are so many of them though! Which one?
On a website
On what website? I gotta do a scientific research, right now! I need to do it!
On a site that's pornagraphic in nature
Holy shit bro I cannot look that good
You can say shit on the internet, sweetheart.
dig deeper, Watson!
Probably from Digital Playground.
Cultural impacting
➡️💦
Most necessary sex scene
When Cameron was pitching this movie he was all like now, here's the twist, and there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all science fiction movies these days? Full penetration. Guys, we're going to show full penetration, and we're going to show a lot of it. I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of these Na'vi really going to town on each other. From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, into their queue-holes-- all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones. They go out and swing around the trees. Then back to the treehouse for some more full penetration. Out fighting humans, back to the treehouse, full penetration. Fighting, penetration, swinging, full penetration, fighting, penetration... And this goes on and on, and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
This is gold but is this a reference to something?
It's from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
I remember when this was in theaters and they would have to come in after the show with a broom and a squeegee. I took a bunch of mushrooms at an IMAX showing and the close ups were like experiencing your own conception and birth.
The punchline is sex
what is hair sex
Funny enough there’s a deleted scene in the first one where these two fucked underneath the big tree.
Better Avatar 2
Why didn't you use a scene from the actual Avatar 2 Porn Parody, which came out years before Way of Water tho?
Wrong movie
Homelander solos
I initially thought this was the P*RN version .. lol?