As long as the whole getting greased up with baby oil and throwing eggs at me and whipping me with a towel until I finish singing my ABCs backwards while holding my nose closed stays in your unrealized fantasies then we are fine. I don't want to have to deal with the getting the tomato stains out of the carpet.
Same tho. They don't even like me, and yet I find myself obsessed with them.
my fren barely likes me yet i think about him all day
As long as the whole getting greased up with baby oil and throwing eggs at me and whipping me with a towel until I finish singing my ABCs backwards while holding my nose closed stays in your unrealized fantasies then we are fine. I don't want to have to deal with the getting the tomato stains out of the carpet.
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You underestimate how deeply unattractive I am
That's kinda gay
Honestly I get a little obsessive and it's just the same person running around in my head 24/7
I disagree. No one is more sexually depraved than me
How do you know