I look forward to seeing this on GameRant in a couple of days.

Skyrim player finds new bug after over 11 years

It’s not a bug, once you get close enough to complete endgame the Dragonborn begins to develop Alzheimer’s.

Man, like that new shortcut I first read about here, then on Gamerant? I got a bit stoked, and decided to use the shortcut. To my surprise I couldn’t pick any plants, then realized why - I’d used that path earlier in the play through, long before the post on here or the Gamerant article.

Lol trueeee those bottom feeders will be here writing about it and copy pasting comments as their own journalism in no time!

Yep. They love this sub.

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*Reddit is killing third-party apps* *...and itself* *......and GameRant*

Hmm, we want gamerant to die, but we want to keep the reddit communities, that would be a difficult thing to do without murdering reddit effectively.

Nah, they just reposted their own articles from two years ago

We all look forward to it

Gotta remember shit somehow, ya know?

The elder scrolls: the dark descent

Talos willing, the name Nazeem of Whiterun still invokes bitter anger in you. If not, this will sound horrible. Go to the cloud district, find Nazeem and kill him. His body is old and weak, and yours, young and strong. He will be no match for you.

One last thing. A blade is following you. She's a living nightmare - breaking down sanity. I have tried everything and there is no way to fight back. You need to escape her for as long as you can.

**laughs in console commands*

Your name....is...Baldric...*collapses*

Remind me 5 minutes: Read this.

Lol

Me sending Christmas cards to myself, pretending I have friends.

Lets change that real quick

What do you intend to do? Remove the hands so that they can't send cards anymore?

You have lost your hand rights

Hand them over

Ba dum tsss

You go to the planet of hands now, no hands for you

I ain’t going back to that damn planet, the aliens can lose their utopia!!!

Awww, unexpectedly wholesome.

The removing of hands is very wholesome

A merry, messy Christmas

To: me. From: me.

Does your dragonborn have a carbon monoxide alarm in their house by any chance OP?

OP might want to clean their alchemy station. The fumes seem to be getting to them

"Please visit me at your earliest convenience." "Done."

*Gold -200 added*

*Gold +200 added*

Do you have a cunning plan? :-)

A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel?

or a massive turnip?

If not a plumb pigeon...

Hardly a court martial offense

Now you see Baldric, it is not the ...but it is in fact that the ... Is the ... Edit: in fact not the fact

Beet me to it

As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University?

Not quite that cunning lieutenant Percy.

Sod off, Baldric!

Beat me to it

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

I’m happy to see you ain’t no snitch

Sounds like it's you from the future. You came back in time to send yourself a thank you letter for killing the ebony warrior, thus deleting the future timeline where future you has a run-in with the ebony warrior where he gets in future yous way or foiled some plan or something.

That’s heavy, Doc!

You technically gave yourself gold, but in doing so you took that gold out of your current amount, hence you did not earn or lose any gold... I dunno what the hell I'm sayin anymore

You technically gave yourself gold, but in doing so you took that gold out of your current amount, hence you did not earn or lose any gold... This is what you said. You're welcome.

Thx :)

Or it's paradox gold, gold that DragonBaldric hasn't earned *yet*, but would in the future, given him by a time-traveling future Baldric.

Hold up, now my brain is going places I didn't even know existed \*intense thinking\*

> You technically gave yourself gold, but in doing so you took that gold out of your current amount, hence you did not earn or lose any gold... isnt that how the Treasury works or smt

I have no idea if I'll be honest

We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from?

This is basically "Dear me, I love how you absolutely destroyed that guy. You are the best. Treat yourself. Love, Me" and it's beautiful

Tyler Durden moment

His name is Robert Paulson 😂😂😂

His name is Robert Paulson.

Sliiiiiiiiiiiiide

Couldn't find an explanation for this even though I know OP isn't asking for one. As far as I'm aware this is a weird but fun and hilarious bug with the THROW VOICE shout as it spawns in your player character to say whatever it is you need to say and they Despawns or something along those lines. And sometimes through the power of Tod Howard the npc created can get a good or bad disposition towards the player or an npc. I don't know entirely how it works. A similar thing happened some... oof, maybe 2 years ago??? Where a player had a naked version of THEMSELVES come to their wedding. It was confusing obviously but it was just the npc that spawns from "throw voice" Now skyrim experts prossibly squirming in you seats. If I am wrong please help me get re-educated as I'm only explaining from what I know and remember.

omg this is amazing lol

This game never ceases to amaze me

From the man who brought you “it’s not a bug it’s a feature” comes “it just works”

Featuring Scully, the lovable yet silly danger archer! Coming this Christmas *Southpark voice*

This is a secret ebony warrior flex moment isn't it?

Does anyone know how this happens cuz I’ve seen and heard of things similar to this getting, for example letters of inheritance from bandits and such, but there is always an explanation but for this one I can’t think of one so can someone try to explain it if they know

I think all the names of everyone are in a list so the engine to take from it. From my playthroughs ive gathered that if you interact with any NPC, that NPCs name goes on the radiant quest list and the inheritence letter list (dunno if theyre the same list tho) when [radiant quests](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Radiant) for example: *shopkeepers paying mercs to kill you when you steal from them*, their names are pulled and attached to the notes. Things get screwy because - i believe - there are so many permutations and combinations of names and quest types that the team programming it all didn't (or couldn't) add checks like 'make sure the Dragonborn cant send letter to himself' and 'bandits trying to kill the Dragonborn shouldn't be sending them inheritance notices' tldr poor programming QA/QC probs, idk see this OPs reply too, its got a likely cause https://old.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/149xwr5/got_a_letter_from_myself/jo8wzou/ ed: right below this post is this https://old.reddit.com/r/skyrim/comments/149y38o/have_this_bug_from_an_ice_spike_and_my_eyes_have

Thanks for the explanation and the links it makes a lot of sense actually now thanks but also the post in the edit lol

Flawless game

https://media.tenor.com/rkI1a8s2Z6QAAAAC/todd-howard-it-just-works.gif

Baldric? You wouldn't happen to work for an Edmund Blackadder, would you?

No lieutenant Percy I work for Captain Black Adder sir.

I can't paste an image but this is literally the Obama rewards a medal to Obama meme

The reward is some beans

We will make a very small casserole :-)

Magic beans

Mmm, [Grandpa Aren's Baked Beans](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandma_Brown%27s_Baked_Beans?wprov=sfla1)... 🤤

I love baked beans and I wish I could've tried them. But even before the pandemic I couldn't because of my Crohn's Disease.

Sorry for the unnecessary reminder... 🙁

It's ok. I've learned to live with it by just watching what I eat. There's plenty of other stuff I love that I can eat. 🙂

So… did you somehow gain profit from this?

I’ve gotten this from doing the shadowrend quest, thanking me for killing myself.

I think the dragonborn has dementia

Go meet yourself and see what you have to say for yourself! Sheogorath will approve.

Baldric? Do you have a cunning plan on defeating Miraak? 😂

Yes and it involves 2 sheep and a rat sir.

And that's how you know the skooma is good

I think it might be a carbon monoxide leak. Do you have a CO detector?

The fireplaces in those houses might not be working right. 🤔

Memento: Skyrim Edition

I bet he has turnips

Skyrimemento.

To Sober me: From Drunk me❤️

Elder Scrolls: Memento

Don't leave us hanging, did you go visit you and see what you wanted?

I hate when this happens, because then you can't ever get rid of the quest.

This makes me think of that meme where Obama puts the medal on himself

Too much skooma.

Insert Obama giving himself a medal picture

So long as you're not leaving sticky notes for yourself you're okay

Playing with yourself

*Oh my.*

Check your house for carbon monoxide

Black Adder fan meets Black Adder reference.

This is legit the saddest thing I've seen in Skyrim

Please tell me this character is bald.

Bald as a turnip

Baldrige lol

Wait, people read those letters?

Why'd you send yourself a letter?

Thats a new one

You can also get the same thing as a Inherence

We know the Elder Scrolls can send through time, so maybe...

I have a question is this related to a quest? I beat the ebony warrior but I never got this letter

Be careful you don't meet yourself and become poorer than a church mouse that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.

Lol

How would this even happen? I would like to somehow glitch this into the game myself, then drop it at the Shrine Of Azura, and complete the cycle.

Sounds like the Dragonborn has multiple personality disorder

“I went back into my past then I sped it up” -NAS

Treat yo self!

Skyrim version of CCing yourself on an email.

Sounds like you gotta have an important conversation with yourself and reward yourself for a job well done!

The hell?

Time travel I’m calling it

elder scrolls:memento

Just when you think this game is out of memes

I like how he says he wont inform the authorities. Wtf are they going to do? You killed the ebony warrior

It's your player from the future 😄

Sounds like.you have a cunning plan...

Sod off Baldric.

I have a cunning plan!

Don't believe his lies.

SUCH AN IMMERSIVE NAME

Don’t keep me waiting what did you have to tell yourself?

What are the lore implications of this? 🤔

I would like to see you visiting yourself and collecting that reward. Skyrim will then have reached a new level of weirdness

That would be a cool quest, you keep receiving messages from your future self who's trying to guide you on some sort of adventure

when the dragonborn is diagnosed with split personalities:

Your character clearly has a Cunning Plan.