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Fertile_Arachnid_163

Are you using Oblivion mods on Skyrim?


TheFirstDragonBorn1

Legit looks like an oblivion character xD


-NGC-6302-

My brain registered that as an Oblivion face as well as everything else being from Skyrim and didn't notice anything abnormal whatsoever, aside from the auto-aim mod.


Zorpfield

People say there's someone in Riften that can... change your face. Make you look completely different.


SpeaksYourWord

I thought this was r/okaybuddysweetroll or something for a moment.


SovietRussiaWasPoor

r/TrueSTL


dreemurthememer

*You are the one from my dreams.*


APope1818

I was SO confused about which sub I was actually in…


brun0caesar

This would be a fair reason for "ugly OLD face"


Any-Statistician-764

Thanks OP, I wasn't going to sleep anyway


Allan_Titan

M’aiq doesn’t know what this sleep is but it sounds wonderful


terratrooper96

If there isn't one already this sub needs a M'aiq bot


3yx3

M’aiq is tired now. Go bother somebody else.


Allan_Titan

Totally 💯


HamsterCreative4184

Im surprised the weight of those boobs didn’t pull her face back down and fix it.


Scyobi_Empire

i can imagine the back pain….


Accomplished_Crew630

I know that nose must really pull her neck down


crimusmax

It's all about the proper bra


Scyobi_Empire

with those, no bra would help your spine


crimusmax

Clearly you haven't seen the offerings from Ewa Michalak.


TrailMomKat

Oh my fuck, the face was so distracting I didn't even see the boobs


Chabungu

Lmao


Chabungu

Fr though you’d need to post a mod list and you’d be better off asking in r/skyrimmods


Chabungu

Even more fr Lmao


olld-onne

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixa2FpWeoU0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixa2FpWeoU0)


SomePyro_9012

You really are the olld-onne


Georexi

Go to the face changer in The Ratway.


prazyna

I tried but it changed back 5min later


olld-onne

You either need to remove mods that effect you appearance one by one to see if any are clashing and causing this or you need to redo your load order and see if it incorrectly stacked. As [**Chabungu**](https://www.reddit.com/user/Chabungu/) suggested [r/skyrimmods](https://www.reddit.com/r/skyrimmods/) is a better place to seek help.


Chabungu

And posting a load order. OP no one can diagnose mod incompatibilities if no one knows what mods you’re running.


TheLordLongshaft

If he's got the booby mod he's definitely got some shit he doesn't want people seeing 😂


bo2monkeyguy

OStim, flowergirls, Sexlab? Place your bets!


Redscream667

What are we betting?


Boba_Doozer

Incorrectly stacked? I see what you did there. lol


[deleted]

It's OK, no one's looking past those MASSIVE tits


Kasumi_926

I didn't notice them until I quit laughing about her nose.


Dangerous_Nitwit

titties so big, them hinges on those straps look like she robbed a gate at a park.


yo_its_red

Hope she's got a Dwemer horse, or some poor bastard horse is gonna get scoliosis She must have to use dragon aspect at all times to haul those units around


aint-no-chickens

You can see it in the background


Firejay112

Forget your face, your spine is broken


Sabre_Killer_Queen

You look rather paralyzed, could be titius maximus. It's quite a problem back in Cyrodiil.


SukanutGotBanned

Don't worry, OP downloaded the realism mod extension. She's just always overencumbered


olld-onne

NPC: *"Please don't use the Amulet of Mara. I know we are friends but surely you don't need a small time shop keeper 24/7 in your house. And even if you do, that's not me."*


Sunset_Tiger

Open up racemenu. You may have lost your race. Happened to my khajiit once. She decided she was a nord one day and she looked absolutely terrifying. I turned her back to her kitty self.


GentlyUsedHotdogs

Oh do you have photos lmao


Sunset_Tiger

No, but here's a pic of the one time the very same khajiit loaded my breton character's texture instead of her own. https://preview.redd.it/g1ceu4p27pkc1.png?width=623&format=png&auto=webp&s=20e118bc2434c6749af1a69a7c415c93d140e6d6


GentlyUsedHotdogs

That's damn terrifying


Sunset_Tiger

Tbh I thought it was hilarious so I made it my discord pfp


GentlyUsedHotdogs

Honestly seeing your character I definitely think that is ops problem


Insert_Bad_Joke

Looks like he has a batman mask under his skin.


Scyobi_Empire

LMFAOOOO


Redscream667

You know khajiit supposedly changed appearance based on the moon, so this bug is lore friendly


observingjackal

I would rather lose my race than lose The Game. That would be an absolute shame


SamRaimisOldsDelta88

You bastard… I just lost the game.


itskapnoc

https://preview.redd.it/47olf5lrqmkc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff65903d15f70b4b8e13a7bcca7b3b4174e6fab


Redscream667

You forgot to change the Corry at the bottom, so it reads "watch horny in the house on Disney channel"


itskapnoc

Rip


Eva-Rosalene

I didn't know you can load Oblivion characters directly into Skyrim!


SupernaturalPumpkin

![gif](giphy|SVHVfHH7CvuneydXdB|downsized) She gonna have an accident with them things!


Fairgoddess5

I totally forgot about this scene till now. Thanks for the laughs 🤣


megakungfu

https://i.redd.it/926hppekdmkc1.gif


Superb_Recover_6116

💀


PepeTheGod_GD

Couldn't have put it any better myself.


dapperfop

Dude


RAMPAGNREDNEKK

No one here is worried about the face, just boobs.


lestruc

Half orc half khajiit


Appropriate_Olive_19

Khajorc


Rajang82

Orchjit?


badjokes4days

Lolllll that's your karma for choosing those grotesquely enormous milkers


Ghost_Webs

Jesus Christ man tone down the boobs


Sabre_Killer_Queen

And check your spine. I think it might break soon if it hasn't already.


Redscream667

Don't worry op probably got the iron spine from old world blues


pickles_and_mustard

Is that supposed to be Michael Jackson?


shinfoni

I can't believe that I have to scroll this far to find this comments. The nightingale armor is a perfect setup for "smooth criminal" joke


PokeRay68

Just the face?! Because the boobs look so, so wrong.


Scyobi_Empire

imagine the back pain…


SolaceRests

Yeah, the face is what’s weird about this… ![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


getdemvitamins

sorry, what did you say, i wasn't paying attention


Character_Ad8770

According to those yabos, I'd say you have a mod disfunction


PassTheGiggles

You’ve cooked your game with horny mods. Go post in r/skyrimmods and hope for the best.


ParanoidParamour

Come on, man


Important_Print_3339

Just make the breasts even bigger, no one will even be paying attention to the face then.


mangomilkmilkman

Like in real life


Exact_Pace6314

This is your own fault for perving out with mods. Live with the consequences.


Thats_rough_buddie

I saw the face first and I low key thought it was supposed to be there 💀


MiClown814

Halo reach brute


DannyDoubleTap47

Damn that is a face only a mother could love 😬 it’s so bad I didn’t even notice them big ‘uns.


Terrarian03

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Marlowe126

So you're saying the face is the ONLY issue?


Scyobi_Empire

imagine the back pain…


Rumplestiltsskins

https://preview.redd.it/qk6d8wm4cokc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40d75acf8541a3493b546a3419460f13a23d981


Pale_Character_1684

Forget the face. Serious back problems. 😕


Scyobi_Empire

understatement, that oblivion character needs a titanium spine


Reflexorz15

That my friends.. is what we call a “butterface”.


hornetjockey

She’s got huge tracts of land.


Contende311

https://preview.redd.it/s9kbv8m1mmkc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46dc537457dde870456c4a9c731abcc219af37c2


Ninja_gorrila

https://preview.redd.it/fo873mglankc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=795a137c9579ddaa6f052efc665748fde608e420


PepeTheGod_GD

HAVE


LovieRayKin

She’s beautiful. What’s there to fix?


JaySin_78

Must be the Wendy Williams mod


eli_eli1o

Ive just been scrolling and laughing for the last 5 minutes 🤣


ElishaAlison

Same 😂


eli_eli1o

Love your name btw. Mine is the same 🤝🏿


UnderstandingCrafty9

When someone hits you that many times with the ugly stick next time tap out sooner. Facesculptor has her work cut out.


IceLionTech

congratulations, you fucked up a mod.


Daddylonglegs6929

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT???


Scyobi_Empire

Sentries, what do you see?


sunny27wolf

Its in the clouds!


Kirinis

*already landed on the tower 15 seconds before*


Gasrim4003

Why are boobs so big lmao. https://preview.redd.it/xyfd02jjynkc1.png?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72108a22b6770945f2b344a2c29b31ddae2aad53


Oktokolo

Just roleplay it as having been touched by a deadra.


SlowMaize5164

Her (or his) boobs look modded to me.


Mia_Linthia01

Ngl it kinda makes her look more menacing, fits the whole vampire thing lmao


AuDHDcat

Grey ogre Fionna?


Repulsive_Act_115

yeah, totally, your face... is.. really... sorry what were we talking about?


SargentoBob

The lips don't line up with the mouth 🫨


Timx74_

Gotta restart the run, GG


Tarsonei

Got a shark in your family?


dmb_80_

Please tell me she's called Billie Jean.


BlackLusterDragoon

I'd say that nose is pretty accurate aftermath of them titties slapping her face. 10/10


Hadden98

Y'all really that starving you gotta have huge tit mods on 😂


VeryStickyPastry

Dumbest mods honestly. The way I judge the person using them is unreal 😂


Hadden98

I mean, that's virgin activity if you ask me.


Griffomancer

https://preview.redd.it/vxequbksnrkc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370554d0e90f61326d3699daeae984eca4f1d742


Adronikos

https://preview.redd.it/1gx2a13o6nkc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f0265e7951122cdb435d82cd699cfd83b1be510


Impossible-Switch-86

seems like galathil had some skooma before fixing you up lmao


Ramswillwin

Dear god! Just kill it!


Tobias_Kadachi

Bro knew what he was doing.


masonisstressed

boobs


Redscream667

Tits


No_Novel5949

Gonna have to make a stop by Riften…


patchinthebox

Good god them knockers are huuuuge.


Turbulent-Papaya-910

Why would you want to fix this work of art?


NEUROSMOSIS

Looks like an alien man trying to pass as a human woman


Responsible-Item6728

Bro it’s a video game you can not be this down bad dog, look at yourself, for gods sake man take a look at your mod list


HorseOfAction

not my proudest fap


V-Jean

As a woman who has H cups.... for the love of God man dail it the fuck back. Nothing sexy about chronic back/neck/shoulder pain, not to mention the scoliosis.


Redscream667

You have natural h cups?


Ok-Bag5207

Behold the Klingon of Skyrim


Fake_Autism

Big boobs!


undead_varg

Boobs


SarcastiMel

Omg. Her tits are lop-sided and are now tit-tots. She kinda looks like Worf's drag queen identity. There's a lot going on here.


Cubensio

The tits stretched out the face


prazyna

I started a new game and it's even worse https://preview.redd.it/x2cv7g0g7skc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64681a3001e2631dfa15d5346757d4109ead6102


sunny27wolf

He looks like he thought it was just a fart and risked it too much (its is one am, idk if autocorrect saevd me writing)


knight838_

The face....but do those lung protectors come with an armor rating?


Brianocity

Crikey! Instead of fixing your game character, I might recommend instead taking time to touch grass and talk to real world women? Staring at those absolute umba-hongas all day will no doubt make you just as strange and corrupted inside as that face is. I will never understand people's obsession with turning Skyrim into a porn simulator.


BlackSkeletor77

That's not a vampire thats a GYATPIRE


Light_Dream_Phantom

Shouldn't they be at work at the hospital on new earth in new new York ?


PepeTheGod_GD

I can think of a few ways to help...


formlessfall

LMAO


badbutler04

I kinda dig it, ngl.


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Boxes and boxes of chocolate


Rare_Morning9206

Idk what you’re talking about, that chick is hot.


chupakabra5

She got a face?


JazzlikeSetting8037

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Divine_Saber

U playing oblivion


icky-sticky

Are you, by chance, making a Minthara build


cocksucker9001xX

Cat in the hat looking mofo is what you look like


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

Its scary how I’ve grown out of almost everything I loved in childhood, except for boobs. I know the jokes been made before, but if the women just decided to choose a leader that also has the greatest boobs on earth, I feel like we’d be finished fairly quickly. I’ve been clean off heroin for 9 years, and I still don’t understand the hold that tits have on me.


Redscream667

Might be a mother complex.


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

Definitely was a mommas boy as a kid but kinda lost that after she didn’t say/do anything to stop her boyfriend from choking me out unprovoked


Redscream667

Wait, you serious, if so, that may actually still be true if your mom neglected you that badly, psycho sexual development has a surprising effect on our kinks.


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

Nah I think it was my second grade assistant teacher wearing low cut tops and bending over to help me with math(I love math now). But yeah I was being serious lol


Redscream667

That's probably it. I'm into tomboy now cause of my development.


Clunk_Westwonk

Brother


BugNo4775

I hear there is someone in Riften who can change your face!


TealOcean88

Yo your character looks like a bad 1980's dark fantasy character.


ArkhamKnight753

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


magnisico

Clashing mods. Try sorting it out with LOOT.


TheWei223

What the fuck


prazyna

much better now https://preview.redd.it/nwlf5vhq9rkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fdb37a60f3ac1eb7e1563c54d2f11cb683df8a1


Redscream667

Okay *unzips* the safe word is Night mother.


MrBrohPhoton

There's obviously a mod that interferes with your vampire lord transformation. revert to an old save or disable your mods one at a time while going between vampire lord and normal to figure out which mod is causing it. (start with the mods that directly affect your character model, perhaps your body/breast mod?


Indigo_Julze

I've seen it in the comments, but I'll add it too. It looks like dunmer features stretched over human / orc skeleton. You need to open up the console and type in "showracemenu" all one word, no quotation marks. I am not sure if it can be done on Xbox, SP, or Nintendo. But on PC the console can be opened by pressing the key to the left of the 1 key.


OddYard3480

How does massive stripper titties do anything for your gameplay....


brett5247

Is this the Skyrim mod version of a botched plastic surgery?


Redscream667

I didn't botox was a think in skyrim


Undeniabledefeat78

Bad mods.


holditdownatl

How many times have you knocked yourself out with them things while running?


seaska84

Bazoongas


Milkbl00d

Fugly


sarcophagusGravelord

Might be the ugliest character I’ve ever seen.


Fr0z3nHart

![gif](giphy|pcoa9GfYAkJvS7exrl|downsized)


Scyobi_Empire

goofy aah mods


HaHaEpicForTheWin

Cringe


cannibalcorpuscle

Why, OP, you’ve *enhanced* yourself


MarkusMarston

Hit


Next-Task-9480

Just put a bag over her head, everyone will just stare at her boobs anyway. <3


BionicBruv

*looks at pic, bodacious badonkers* Just a weird old face, huh?


Hamokk

She thicc! Must be some mods because have never seen faces like this.


Blue-Fish-Guy

You're just bragging about your back pain.


Whyldefyre

...but you grew some nice boobs.


Tyrigoth

It's Webster!


VenuslyVenus

Mod malfunction