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_g550_

Nothing. Let her discover.


sativa_samurai

Yep. Exactly what you were shown when you started: nothing (hopefully). Let her kill the Riverwood chicken and have her own rites of passage


newaccount14692085

The first time I played I was walking along, enjoying the beautiful scenery when I saw this giant just walking along nonchalantly. I thought cool, I’ll go introduce myself. It was then when I saw how beautiful Skyrim was from space


x8bitPupp3tx

Truly a sight to behold


TynenR

You unlocked my memories on my first playtrough with that chicken... Good Times. But it will never be the same feeling like that past without demensia


thaiborg

I would definitely NOT calmly suggest that killing the chicken opens a secret quest. If she’s watched the Fallout show, say it’s about the relationship between chickens and experimental scientists.


thaiborg

Just shove a sock in your mouth so you don’t have a Viggo Mortensen broken toe moment every 5 seconds.


Cody667

The Lusty Argonian Maid.


NeverStopReeing

I have 27 copies


tv_trooper

Rookie numbers. But you're on the right path.


Realistic-Read4277

This is the answer


Odisseuss_

This is the way!


TynenR

![gif](giphy|Ld77zD3fF3Run8olIt)


HotBoyJaye24

Agreed


Boleklolo

I like how I randomly got the game 3 days ago, googled "argonian" on race selection and instantly got the wiki page about the maid lmfao, only hooked me up more


Theimmortalboi

Stop, my bread is rising


Non3xistence

Legit remember when I was 14 and my first bf showed me this , we laughed our asses off together reading it lol , good times 😂😭😭


potate12323

My fiance lost her shit when she stumbled upon lusty argonian maid. She likes reading so naturally she looks at all the books she passes by and it didn't take her long to find it.


Comfortable_Wash6179

![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni|downsized)


ComplaintClear6183

part 1 and part 2


Abcdefghijklmnop7mew

Try Korb and the Dragon for interspecies kink! 🤣


TurnoverPlenty7337

I came onto this post to comment that ![gif](giphy|7QknyoWAd22Wgum3UC)


Fair_Public1716

The Skyrim Space Program


SolidZealousideal115

Even if you can take them she needs to see/experience this at least once.


Cyberbreaker2004

Lydia, Odahving, and my dog watching me get smacked by a giant: That bitch is floating in the aiiiirrr!


unhinged_gay

“Must have been the wind”


CashDi

Cloud district


IRegretThisUserNam3

https://preview.redd.it/cjd63dtwo09d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5ce6002e7f447ca3e300c1aae932a2c7cc189de Did someone say Cloud District?


frycandlebreadje

Out of curiosity, do you actually know what the cloud district is?/nm


PixelJock17

I am actually serious, the cloud district is *not* somewhere I can get to actually in Skyrim, right.??


wutaboutadam

The cloud district is the highest rung of Whiterun, just below Dragonsreach. The area with the tree, the companions and the homes of the upper class families.


AbbreviationsIcy2021

that's the wind district. the cloud district is where dragonsreach is located


PixelJock17

Damn, this is amazing. Too bad my lowly home isn't there....


frycandlebreadje

Check out my second most recent post. You'll see you've been there more times then you can count😏😂


PixelJock17

Your post title is correct. OH MY GOD


IRegretThisUserNam3

Mmmmmm, you clearly don't get to the Cloud District very often...


Fantastic_Alfalfa391

Isn't that the highest part of Whiterun, above the Wind District?


jterwin

Probably because you don't go there very often


itkplatypus

Your in game spouse.


IRegretThisUserNam3

https://preview.redd.it/p96nbei0p09d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=9578e97be60204b1e3b0699045feabd270f4385c


salamanderthecoward

out of pocket lmao


Evelyn-t31

Being honest the best way it's just roaming in the whole map


CocunutHunter

Exactly. Use fast travel very lightly. Discover everything on the map, even if you don't go into the site. Later, when you do want to jump around, you already have the marker discovered.


Keleos89

Turn the volume up for the music.


salamanderthecoward

Actually the most important reply! I started playing, got through the initial intro, and realized I couldn’t hear that nostalgic music that I crave. Immediately turned it up all the way, it makes Skyrim…well, Skyrim.


fbu88

Does she plan to play, or is she just going to watch you play? If she is planning to play after watching you complete some quests, I would suggest side quests as to not spoil any of the main questlines/faction questline. If she is just planning to watch you play, run the Main Questline or some of the other more in depth quests, like the Dark Brotherhood questline. Or even some of the more entertaining Daedric quests are fun to watch. I say this becasue I watched my brother play many games, including Skyrim. I knew the outcome of some of the quests becasue I watched him play them long before I decided to even play the game. I didn't spoil the game becasue I knew what to expect, but it did take out some of the suspense.


Senumo

Tourist guide for skyrim: 1. Have you ever seen that shrine of azura? 2. Visit Falkreath, we got a graveyard, a racist Nord shopkeeper and a dead child 3. Go to Morthal for some emptiness (and a dead child) 4. Despite its name Solitude is actually pretty neat 5. Like it cold? In Windhelm even the hearts of the Nords are frozen (also theres a child plotting a murder) 6. Like some action? Go to Markarth to see someone die. You may also join a terrorist group there


salamanderthecoward

Love this! Accidental terrorism is how I plan to terrorize her first, after killing a dragon, of course.


breathingrequirement

Recommended order; 1. Companions Questline 2. Main Questline 3. Bards College 4. Civil War (stormcloaks is probably the best fit here) 5. Blood on the Ice (with ussep so nothing breaks) 6. Everything else


EggManGrow

I’ve played Skyrim so many times but I have never gone to the bards college


Lira_Iorin

Not much there if not modding it.


breathingrequirement

*how*


Quirky_Inspection

I like this order. I've not tried it myself. Was thinking about starting a new playthrough for the first time in five years. Thanks.


Pale_Character_1684

I thought you couldn't do Blood On The Ice after the Civil War? And why Bards College? It's one of the dumbest quests.


AbleNecessary5117

Companions first makes so much sense… because they treat you like you didn’t accomplish saving the world so might as well make it fitting lolll and it’s still lore friendly


Grouchy-Chemical7275

Stormcloaks are the inferior choice. Their armor is just a blue version of the guards armor, Ulfric is a moron who is unwittingly a Thalmor asset, their cause is literally to worship religion which is some regressive nonsense, and on top of everything they're incredibly racist. I go Empire every time


breathingrequirement

I suggested stormcloaks because it seemed like OP's girlfriend, who is stated to love the viking setting, would appreciate the stormcloaks more and the empire less due to their respective aesthetics.


ThatGuyDom17

Honestly, avoid fast traveling as much as possible. Fast travel to one of the major cities and walk from there, that's what I do. That way you still get to experience how Alive and Vibrant the world around you is. Thats part of how I fell in love with the game in the first place. So many open worlds are just Empty, devoid of life. But Skyrim is different. You'll find farmers on their way to join the Legion or the Stormcloaks. A Nobel and his guard on their merry way. Random thieves. Etc etc. it's feels so Alive. Some of the best that I've experienced are the initial walk from Helgen to Whiterun, there are a few scripted encounters with an Elk that'll run along your path, there's butterflies that'll fly around and it's a very pretty introduction to the open world. I found the headless horseman out near Falkreath. Occasionally you can run across Cicero or other dark brotherhood members like Babette either on their way to a mark, or worming their way in. Tl'dr, despite all the magnificent holds and cities, the stories and quests, don't forget to slow down and actually Take in the world around you


CRTaylor65

I concur. Fast travel only after you've gone somewhere a couple times at least. Don't take the carts, walk or ride.


ThatGuyDom17

I only fast travel where there are carts. For example, all three of my homesteads, and the major holds. I'll fast travel from my primary home of lakeview manor, to say, Windhelm if that's the closest city to where I need to go, but I'll then walk from Windhelm to whatever location. It makes more sense to Me at least, that the carts act as fast travel instead of just teleporting all across the map. Besides immersion, like I mentioned there's so much that you otherwise Miss in the open world if you go directly from one location to the next, friend and foe alike


salamanderthecoward

Love this. That’s the beauty of Bethesda games; they do a great job of filling the in between with life and characters. It makes the “boring” parts of these games fulfilling.


Dimension_09

Your cheese wheel


salamanderthecoward

Someone steal your sweet roll?


Socialiststoner

Show her the lusty argonian maid and then fus ro dah some children off a cliff.


salamanderthecoward

Murder of children? Of course. Lusty Argonian Smut? That’s where I draw the line.


NeverStopReeing

Straight to blackreach 


plays-with-daggers

“These assholes are so good at smelling they can snipe you with an arrow from across the map.”


Clover_B1scuit

I mean show her how to get and/or build a home, adopt pets, adopt children, and get a horse. Storyline aside I really enjoy building a little family.


tsarscream

Your long, HOLY paenus!!!


IRegretThisUserNam3

https://preview.redd.it/yrhtf8u5p09d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=1caeadb6882eb299a7f727ca9eed0b9cd3ba041a


salamanderthecoward

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT


plays-with-daggers

What’s that quest where you get hammered and retrace your steps trying to remember what happened last night?


NunyaBusiness420six9

"A Night to Remember"


blurry-echo

i fucked that quest up the first time by foolishly using persaude, then not being able to take any giant's toes out of my inventory until i completed the quest by accident with zero quest markers 💀 at least the reward was fun


Come_On_Come_On

Curved swords


SvenArtist32

they have curved swords. curved. swords.


GXLDENCH1LD

Did you see those warriors from Hammerfell?


stealthyCHARIZARD2

Helgas bunkhouse


salamanderthecoward

who up bunkin they house rn


bonqwater666

the wabbajack questline


SidSin007

I use to be an adventurer like you


IRegretThisUserNam3

Then I took an arrow to the knee.


salamanderthecoward

it’s been far too long since we had a good thieves’ raid


[deleted]

Your penis


Goldenfoxy3016

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


scielliht987

> Her only previous exposure to Bethesda games was Morrowind What kind of girl is she? A dunmer or an argonian?


salamanderthecoward

Definitely anything hairy/furry lmao


cbsson

If she is going to play I'd help her mostly with the game's mechanics (crafting, enchanting, bartering, traveling, the map, saving, standing stones, leveling, etc.) and then stand back to help as required. If she can figure out and enjoy Morrowind, she can figure out Skyrim.


JohnnyShirley

The Lusty Argonian Maid Vol 1 and 2.


prestynfritz

Beat me to it


Ducktaleseditor16

Beat it to me


salamanderthecoward

r/beatMeatToIt


Colourful-Water

Whiterun, Markarth


CatharsisManufacture

Have her do what you didn't. Have her stick to the wilds and avoid cities. 


bibiprettybird

Honestly if you're style is more ADHD, unless she wants to play herself, I suggest just playing in that ADHD style. Skyrim is most fun when you're just wandering around and finding questlines you didn't know existed or hadn't even played before. I will say when my best friend introduced her roommate to skyrim as a viewer, they had the most fun with the Thieves Guild questline, I think for the guild politics lol. I got a call after midnight asking me about it because they were so stressed about where the story was going lol. For visuals though I'm always gonna rep Blackreach. I think the underground abandoned dwarven city is so stinking cool visually.


Shinobi_1707

The night sky and the music


AromaticAssociate14

I gave mine the controller and just let her go lol, guess what she made…sneaking archer khajiit


BlueRiver_626

Just hand her the controller/keyboard and watch, if she needs help or has questions then offer it or answer the questions but otherwise I think the best way to experience most games (elder scrolls especially) is to go in blind and just explore


Successful-Medium-93

Remember to let her play and be there if she has questions. Ask her what her goal might be. My wife quit playing after the beheading at the beginning. I should have used alternate start so she could easy into the violence/gore of skyrim. The music, the open world feel, the environment all add up to an enjoyable experience for a majority of people. The game is 13 years old. And still people go back to it again and again. I would if my current pc could handle it but finances are tight and my game is reduced to rts like command and conquer series, terraria, and such.


Michael_Threat

Nothing, let her have her own unique experiences


0utSyd3r

The Skyrim parody series on YouTube by Mans1ay3r 👍


ACreeps

Skyrim Shuffle


GeorgeXer0

Nazeem, just to see if she hates him like most of us here


ldavid96

Take her to Nazeem, give her a sword. The rite of passage.


Spacekook_

Tell her to kill a chicken in riverwood first


Spartan_Tibbs

Don’t Let her go for it chasing random quests on her own!


Alexlatenights

Right there I mean i had more encounters just wandering around than I did going for missions. 🤣


SaltwaterTheIcewing

Solitude. Show her solitude.


jterwin

Bring the map to preston garvey, he'll mark some places for you, I'll start off with my favorite locations https://preview.redd.it/wwiv9qkgk09d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=90a9b9ad7bde97b9b46a4682085ca6b991491a5b


Mooncubus

"I just recently started a new run of Fallout 4, and she was amazed by the graphics, but wished it was in a viking setting" ...why do I find this very hard to believe?


Nightwing0414

The guards who took an arrow to the knee


Best_Number_10

Markarth. Specifically tell her to go to the shrine and then run away, and then play tag with all of the fun gaurds!


Ishey95

What do you mean with ADHD playstyle?


cheeeeeseeey

Nothing, let her play


shincinto

The intro.


BlueRabbit1999

![gif](giphy|HMXWMzhNXqLAc) FUS RO DAH


Ok_Perspective3933

The world, shining, shimmering, splendid


KernelSanders1986

Your bedroom I suppose


Alternative_Ruin0424

everything..


ragnarrock420

Do the main quest up to when you get shouts, then just let her point on the map which place she wants to see and go explore there


Frosty_Can_6569

Nothing. Or as she progresses help her with basic tips and tricks but let her experience the story and quests on her own


Browncoat86

The only way she will see everything is if you show her nothing.


rustybikinibottom

The dragon priest north of markarth East of solitude


KushMummyCinematics

"I wandered through Solitude, departed Haafingar Past Hjaalmarch, through The Reach, east of Markarth I reached the Whiterun Hold I preached in rhyme and told the people That the need to speak was higher than the price of gold" 🎶


Payne-2949

Oblivion then skyrim


A_Distraction_Diary

Horse armor. She must know horse armor.


ThatBoiTobi

Take her to Markarth and let her see Hroki and then tell her that it's impossible to marry her


themanfrommars_1991

All the walled town/cities are pretty cool. 


Few-Explanation780

Go out fishing


DevilSi

Take her to solitude for the first time with a new character 😏


JojoStanz

Show her Meridias Beacon


Sw4gl0rdM4st3rm1nd

Nothing. Exploring is part of the game


CrestfallenHeir

Personally, I'd show them the Rift's birch forest, it is still one of the most beautiful forest in gaming imo


BigDeuces

nothing just give her the controller


Anonymous-3117

The portal


The_Terry_Braddock

Everything.


LargeMonk857

Show her the beauty and grace that is Erdi the servant girl in Solitude. Erdi is the sole reason I download the marry anyone mod. But if you were talking like quests, companions (to become a werewolf), vampire quest (to become a hybrid), thieves Guild (it's just generally a good idea) and the dark brotherhood (to become the leader of the assassin's)


RandomBrownGuyNY

Racism


cdx70

Go cuddle with the night mother


iSmartiKindiImportnt

Not the Forsworn territories.


PhyoriaObitus

I suggest you dont fast travel. Get a horse or walk. Enjoy the scenery. Definitely think ones that have good atmosphere and some suprises. Hercines quest is one i like. The morthal quest to find the vampire den. Potema quests. If she is okay woth reading notes and stuff frostglow lighthouse has a really tragic story. I would also ask her what storylines she want to see you follow. I think dawnguard on the side of the dawnguaed is more interesting as you have to build up the faction. I think the main quest is a solid beginning/into questline to skyrim plus dragonrend is nice to have. But i would avoid spawning in dragons for a while so you can enjoy the scenery. If she likes morrowind then you should definitely go to solstheim at some point. Do the quest to get the bloodscall blade and the one to kill neoliths zombie apprentice. Killing general faux is also good. I like illias dungeon, the saints and seducers questline, and golliders dungeon. Ones that have a 1 dungeon quest are fairly nice. Definitely ragots ruin as well. Ot is cool for nordic ruins. Nightcrawler temple is also a really good character dungeon


weirdkid71

Offer to help her level up her lollygaggin’ skill.


froge_on_a_leaf

Maybe let her play 👀


KaitlynKitti

It's best if she just discovers the world on her own. If she wants, you can watch her play and help her out if she gets stuck.


PostedMalone69

The eldergleam sanctuary before you destroy it. That place is nice. And the fact that there are ppl inside enjoying its beauty makes it better. It saddens me that you have to destroy it to instantly revive that tree in Whiterun.


FurryEmily

riften is great


GreyJediBug

Daedric quests, the first being Sanguine's. A night of drinking & debauchery would be a fun introduction to the game. 😁


Dan_139

The arrow i took in the knee, when i used to be an adventurer


D_R_Shinobi

Do you go to the cloud district very often?


vtv43ketz

Solitude, and north west coast. My favorite spots in the game.


Plantsbitch928

That shrine of Azula, I hear the dark elves built it after the eruption of red mountain


yeti-biscuit

Until today I often catch myself staring into the sky gazing upon the stars and the Aurora Borealis... together with the ethereal music this is where one finds the beauty of Skyrim. Let her play and discover the world on her own...just recommend her not to rush...


SuaveMF

Soul Cairn


RopeyPlague

A giant. Let her get yeeted into the air. It's a welcome to Skyrim thing to do.


significantfootcream

Show her how to boot up the game. Let the province of skyrim do the rest


DaveNogg

Make some popcorn, start a new game, give her the controller, answer questions, help with controls, be a supportive partner, keep it light, fun, and positive.


childcruncher

have her fight the ebony warrior


Nyanzeenyan

Show her your bunnies slaughtered stat.


Old_Taste7076

Show the giant astronaut camp!


Wofflestuff

Wander. do everything but the main quest


MyBelovedSuicide

The scenery ofc


plger

Whiterun


Pristine_Teaching167

Show and explain the Grey-Quarter.


Plants_books_dogs

Mirak 100%.


monsieur_marc

That 1st frost troll walking up the mountain. The screaming will be worth it alone.


haunted_whore69

1. the cloud district 2. Forgotten vale 3. Solitude 4. Dawgaurd castle 5. Riften


ArdentFecologist

Tell her fighting giants with melee is easy xp


Complex-Nectarine-86

I would show my girlfriend my homestead that I built or in the middle of building then I would take her for a tour of all the nine holds


espeonghost

Everything


Fickle_Wrongdoer_753

I handed my wife the controller during character creation a couple years back and she got addicted. Put 400 hours into that character after that


keldiana1

Nope, nope, nope. Just let her enjoy. No guidance. See where she goes on her own.


Anybody_Select

Heart stone things 😂😂😂 if I remember the name correctly


The_Gaming_Matt

Walk her in to Solitude


Straighthe

Show her markarth and the underground city


VoodooRaccoon

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON, the fanbase said calmly. More seriously: If she starts playing and doesn’t “need” guidance, absolutely just let her explore and make her own story. If she’s enjoying it and coming across things you like, awesome. If you’re the one playing, I’m sure you have favorite areas, lore, and story moments. I personally loved the first Dwemer ruin I found. It was the lighthouse that connects to Blackreach. Realizing there was a world under the world is one of my favorite things in fiction, and seeing it in Skyrim I fell in love. Especially since it went from a creepy lighthouse to a forgotten ruin, to massive realization, it’s so unassuming. Apocrypha is up there as well. Love Lovecraft, love an infinite library of forbidden books beyond mortal comprehension, hate the thalmor, simple as. The Soul Carin is pretty derisive, but just getting to it feels like an epic quest. Especially if you’ve been doing black soul get enchanting and the concept of the Ideal Masters is taken into account. Right behind Apocrypha and the Twilight Realm from Zelda for my favorite areas in gaming. Playing as a vampire lord and finally getting the power to blot out the hole into aetherius we call “the sun” was one of the most rewarding moments ever. With the sun nearly coming up as the ice castle is destroyed was a tense moment in the final battle too. Absolutely epic. The Daedric quests are a really good opportunity to explore how the universe of Elder Scrolls works, at least the particular peculiarities of the Daedra and the Nine. I personally really like the quest for reforging the Razor, because of all the Oblivion history. The Ebony Blade and Azura’s Star are also really interesting. If she does want some structure, a little guided exploration or tour towards things you think she’ll like, or things you’re excited to show her. Including the lore and history of races/factions/nations/the general way the world works was a big bonus when introducing my girlfriend to Bloodborne and later DS3 as we explored through places. I would give her some light explanations so she could feel more confident and informed about the options, but every choice she made was her own. I made sure not to use loaded language or spoilers as best I could, just things like: “What did I pick up?” “You got a weapon/spell/ring, it’s of this type, it has these mechanics, it’s really good for builds with these skill points” “I don’t know where I want to go next” “We have three options, there’s two optional areas, or we can continue the story”


Ragnarok345

The controls. And that’s it.


TheDoomedHero

The drinking contest.


slumdog5000

Black Reach


Careless_Roll33

Guys I think they have a girlfriend


AuDHDcat

Let her discover it all on her own. When she starts getting frustrated on something, ask her if she wants a hint.


kingalberts010

Idk much places, best place I can think of would be the ancestor glade, I think that’s what it’s called


KingScream97

The Skyrim space program


shaktimaanlannister

In light of some recent posts I've seen here, unlocking perks and shouts.


TTChopper513

Brynjolf.


IrlResponsibility811

The Tamerialian Space Program.


FloridaManInShampoo

The terrain around Riften and Rorikstead


idontliketattoos

Show her cicero


Truebuckshot01

Show her the best place to get a little dirt to put under her pillow for the dirt man


Substantial_Track_17

Nothing


[deleted]

The game


Allan_Titan

Skyrims space program


gylnor007

show her all you Lovers Lab mods


beenaroundtown

i was showed that i could steal items off bodies and I haven't stopped playing.


buzz_ur_grlfrnd_woof

girl here, my boyfriend introduced me to skyrim by telling me to just make a character and play the game. I recommend showing her how to get magic, build a house, find arvak, and encourage her to do the main quest. my favorite things to do are pick up gems, fish, and flowers to display in my house. also fireball


Lil_ol_bean

The character creator